>youre supposed to have morning wood every day

>you’re supposed to have morning wood every day
w-what? is this true? I haven’t had it in years

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    its over

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You probably jerk off.
    Men who jerk off have soft dick. No ones realises because porns stars are on pills and most normal dudes jack off so everyone has soft dick.
    Me? I dont jerk off, my test is through the roof and my dick gets so hard I have to pull my pants out and let it breathe or it hurts. Feels good being a virile man that can control his impulses and dont jack off

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didnt jerk off for close to 3 months but last weekend i met a random girl on tinder and we hooked up after a few drinks and i couldnt even get my dick hard even with no porn, and no masturbation. i mean she was fat, but not unattractive. also i exercise regularly and eat healthy so idk

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 months is not enough to undo a lifetime of porn addiction

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT IS THERE TO UNDO, YOU FRICKING Black person? MY DICK WORKED FINE WHEN I WAS CHOKING IT ON THE REG. I DIDN'T EVEN WATCH PORN. I COULD GO FOR WEEKS JUST FAPPING TO THE THOUGHT OF ME RAILING (YOU)R MOM.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have sex. More. Get comfortable with it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >didnt jerk off for close to 3 months
        nofap meme takes another victim

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's normal. Use it or lose it, breh.
        Reddittors call it 'flatlining' and cope by telling themselves it's their brains "rewiring" themselves or somesuch bullshit. Your call whether you want to soldier through until your libido comes back, go back to fapping or get a weekly dick massage at your local asiatic tugjob dispenser.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I jerk off at least once a day and still wake up with morning wood at 35.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        can confirm
        i used to jack it ~6 times a day before I met my (now-) wife at 26 and the first one was always right after waking up
        now it’s once a day and I’d still make use of my morning wood if I didn’t have a kid

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, Im 80 years old and I still jack off and my dick works just fine
        Nofap is for cultist that like to have sex with women, fricking incels

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been jacking off like 2-3 times a day for 30 years and still get morning wood every day.
      You just have low testosterone.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry you had to find out this way anon. I don't have the guts to tell you myself, but I'm sure another anon will. I'm sorry, that's all.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get more sleep
    Drink water before bedtime

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you lose weight it'll come back. For me there's a bodyfat threshold where I stop getting it.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    morning wood is caused by a full bladder causing pressure against the prostate. drink a bunch of water before you go to sleep and you'll be good to go.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called having a decent sized dick.

    If your dick is a certain size, the fluid dynamics just make it impossible to be upright like a pole for lengthy periods, so it goes down a little. You see this in porn all the time.

    You can be perfectly healthy and fine and not have it when you wake up every day.

    You can also be semi-hard and have sex just fine.

    All this other garbage is cope by guys with small dicks.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sleep nude or switch underwear to cotton boxershorts.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i don't cum in the morning ill have random erections all day

    im 34

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Check your blood pressure

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get them every day and I'm a 36 year old fat frick with sub 200ng/dl test.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't through my 20s because I felt shit, ate like shit and almost fell into depression but now it's back, every morning it's hard as a rock.

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