You're walking down a dark alley and a time-travelling 1990s Mike Tyson high on cocaine jumps out and says:
>Let's fight
Are you IST enough to handle it?
You're walking down a dark alley and a time-travelling 1990s Mike Tyson high on cocaine jumps out and says:
>Mr. Tyson you are in the future please listen. You need to start taking mushrooms everyday homie and don't get that fricking face tattoo also your son is a troony now.
>also your son is a troony now.
no way, not Mike
frick off tyson homo
Mr Tyson I'm not in your weight category
>moonwalk away
>5'10"
I mog you
His fist mogs yours.
I easily overpower him because an alley isn't a pillow fighting ring and he's pillowless.
>pause
>check inventory
>pull out this
I loudly exclaim that I fear for my life and then shoot him.
Step on his feet
>Are you IST enough to handle it?
yes, but that has nothing to do with my response in that situation. id literally talk him out of it and probably get him to share his coke with me, then go on a club crawl getting drunk snorting lines off strippers breasts
If you're doing lines and don't have a coke bullet (or multiple bullets), you're not doing it right.
ive never heard of that but its hilarious that i knew what you meant immediately. i actually have an emptied out .50 BMG that was sold at a sheriff's auction, someone stuffed a bunch of them full of weed and got busted kek. i never did a ton of yayo but if i ever do in the future ill make sure to get one of those, maybe all those skinny hot coked out b***hes will see it around my neck and know whats up lol
Stab him and run
Anon, professional heavyweight boxers weren't fit enough to handle him, the frick you think anyone on fit could.
If you knew wrestling plus some bjj you could shoot and take him down
You sound brown
*Bites your ear off*
What now homosexual?
Okay Mike, but we're gonna fight in a performance acting kind of way because we're in the movie of your dreams Mike...It has Michael Jackson and Muhammad Ali in it. This is a musical comedy segment where we both pretend to fight in the alley, right before Michael shows up and does ''Beat It''.
At the end of the movie you fight Muhammad Ali...please don't beat me up, I'm only a secondary character. My actor's guild union doesn't even cover injuries on set.
I'm just here to make you look tough...
By then I've talked long enough to have properly lost his working memory into a daze of confusion and he might really think we are in a movie scene. At that point I scream ''ACTION!'' and run down the street to the nearest subway station.
>here?
>right here?
>in this dark alley?
>me? 1990s?
>heh, silly billy. i can handle 12 of you all
either he would kill me or I would kill myself for killing him either way I die
>Oh shit a black man!
>reflexively shoot him
>Oh whoops, he was trying to speak
>accidentally mag dump him
>sorry didn't realize you were one if the good ones
>reload
>see a dead black man on the ground
>panic
>mag dump the body
>Oh wait that's just Mike Tyson
>taze him just in case
>write up my report that he was on drugs and threatening me
>another day of fine police work
>body cam footage is incriminating
>boss is furious
>Cia spooks show up and confiscate it
>can't let their time traveling nig program leak
>aka operation KANGZ
>chief is forced to commend me to support the official story
>"Thanks homie"
Yous a real as homie for that shiet yt boy
I'd say IRON MIKE THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR LEG NNNEEYYYAAHHH then when he looked BLAMBLAMBLAM
>observe his difficult manletisism
>laugh at his black ass
>carry on to blockbuster where I rent the exorcist
You seem confused. 90s Mike time-traveled to 2024. You did not go back to 90s
1 stunner and mike is pinned
>pull out gun
>shoot him
one less Black person in the world
I pop 60mg of halotestin and proceed to wreck him
in my prime I was extremely rapid. I am 30 and still play football/soccer with 21 year olds. I feel like I could evade mike for up to 10 minutes (at MOST). ideally 5. but after 10 minutes it would be over for me. if mike caught me after 10 minutes of chasing him, I am dead.
Yeah, I practice my draw every day and in the range every two weeks