A persistent myth is that your doctor is going to scold you for working out intensely and following meme diets. If your weight, blood sugar, bp, and cholesterol are on point they will encourage you to do what you are doing.
Tinder has a few that still know their place but your best bet is Bumble. Though if you search in the 40+ range and depending on your area, Tinder can still be a gold mine.
You've started doing what now anon? >taping my mouth at night so I don't mouthbreath >culitivating my own kefir (delicious and great for my gut) >drinking at least 6 raw eggs daily >free balling at home (either no underwear or simply naked) >chewing mastic gum for my jaw gains >raw egg for my hair as a shampoo replacement >no screen time two hours before bed time >garlic for workout pumps and health
I've started doing nothing, I stopped exercising, I eat once a week and I quit drinking "your" water, I refuse to wear my prescription glasses so I don't even have to look at carbs, I have unlocked infinite gains.
>Be me, a gymcel ISTizen who takes working out to the extreme >Visit the doctor for a check-up >Doctor looks at me like I'm a science experiment gone wrong >"Your BMI is way too low, have you been eating?" >Tell him about my daily routine >Wake up at 4am for cardio, hit the gym for four hours, and then meal prep for the week >Doctor's eyes widen in disbelief >"You work out for four hours every day? That's insane!" >Tell him I'm just dedicated to my fitness goals >Doctor starts asking about my diet >Tell him I eat nothing but chicken, brown rice, and broccoli >Doctor raises an eyebrow >"That's it? No cheat days? No sweets?" >I look him dead in the eye and say, "Sweets are for the weak." >Doctor can't believe what he's hearing >As I'm leaving, he mutters something under his breath >I turn back and ask, "What was that?" >He hesitates before saying, "Nothing, just wondering if you were raised by chickens." >I walk out feeling judged, but at least I have my gains >Who needs a doctor's approval when you have biceps the size of cantaloupes?
I took the cigarmaxx pill and unironically have been smoking cigars after every or every other workout.
I didn't take a controlled panel to compare results before or after so I'm just expecting the lung cancer to develop.
It was in the name of science now it's just fricked bros.
>I STARTED DOING BLACK TAR AND INJECTING RHINO JIZZ
>You've unlocked the Through Cardiovascular Exam and Echo
How... How much protein per day?
Around 250 to 300 grams. Same for saturated fats.
What now, doc?
Meth and dnp, so what?
I said I've started raw dogging trannies and my testosterone has never been higher
It's worth it, anon.
Your chance of getting HIV is almost 0% if you're the pitcher.
How did the homosexual that fricked the monkey and started aids get it then.
duh the monkey did the fricking ofc
a chimp that lets you frick it is rare, degen scatological bloodplay must have been involved.
Yeah I’ve started listening to YouTube influencers about nutrition and testosterone, I feel way better than when I was taking the meds you prescribed
OY VEY
A persistent myth is that your doctor is going to scold you for working out intensely and following meme diets. If your weight, blood sugar, bp, and cholesterol are on point they will encourage you to do what you are doing.
my doctor believes you have to eat protein immediately after your workout or you won't get any gains
doctors are fricking moronic
>tfw forgot to eat my gallon of post-workout
i drink a protein shake after workouts just in case the anabolic window is real
doesn't hurt to be safe
this isnt true
a lot of doctors are fricked in the head mentally moronic and will ape out for less
>oh boy more eggs
Oh boy, eggs. The cholesterol boosts testosterone which leads to a better heart. Thanks eggs.
I'm fricking fat b***hes. I honestly don't care anymore. I know they want me and I have always wanted to frick them even back as a kid.
Where do you find them? Most fatties I know think they're more fabulous than Kim Kardashian.
Tinder has a few that still know their place but your best bet is Bumble. Though if you search in the 40+ range and depending on your area, Tinder can still be a gold mine.
Literally me but with hot milfs some day
You've started doing what now anon?
>taping my mouth at night so I don't mouthbreath
>culitivating my own kefir (delicious and great for my gut)
>drinking at least 6 raw eggs daily
>free balling at home (either no underwear or simply naked)
>chewing mastic gum for my jaw gains
>raw egg for my hair as a shampoo replacement
>no screen time two hours before bed time
>garlic for workout pumps and health
Bulking for summer.
You fricked up the format.
I've started doing nothing, I stopped exercising, I eat once a week and I quit drinking "your" water, I refuse to wear my prescription glasses so I don't even have to look at carbs, I have unlocked infinite gains.
I stopped going to church
Ivermectin, NAC, raw garlic. What about it, doc?
Ayo hol up, homie you only eat ONCE a day?
Well doctor, if you want to be the size of a barge, you can't exactly have a light breakfast.
>Be me, a gymcel ISTizen who takes working out to the extreme
>Visit the doctor for a check-up
>Doctor looks at me like I'm a science experiment gone wrong
>"Your BMI is way too low, have you been eating?"
>Tell him about my daily routine
>Wake up at 4am for cardio, hit the gym for four hours, and then meal prep for the week
>Doctor's eyes widen in disbelief
>"You work out for four hours every day? That's insane!"
>Tell him I'm just dedicated to my fitness goals
>Doctor starts asking about my diet
>Tell him I eat nothing but chicken, brown rice, and broccoli
>Doctor raises an eyebrow
>"That's it? No cheat days? No sweets?"
>I look him dead in the eye and say, "Sweets are for the weak."
>Doctor can't believe what he's hearing
>As I'm leaving, he mutters something under his breath
>I turn back and ask, "What was that?"
>He hesitates before saying, "Nothing, just wondering if you were raised by chickens."
>I walk out feeling judged, but at least I have my gains
>Who needs a doctor's approval when you have biceps the size of cantaloupes?
Larp
I've literally lived on this and you'll look like a muscular Twink.
Chick magnet yes but not fit by IST standards
Um, it's called jelking. But I wouldn't expect a chud like you to understand.
I took the cigarmaxx pill and unironically have been smoking cigars after every or every other workout.
I didn't take a controlled panel to compare results before or after so I'm just expecting the lung cancer to develop.
It was in the name of science now it's just fricked bros.