You've taken the prostate massage pill, right anon?
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im not a sodomite, so no
Prostate massage is not sodomy
tell that to God.
uh god put the orgasm button in the mans ass
It's an easter egg
Satan is that you?
OH NO
And i thank him every day for it
Mind melting good orgasms tbh
it was a test and you have failed
oh oh oh oh no no no i succeeded many times
No it’s there for when you take a shit it doesn’t hurt
>
Then why don't women have a prostate?
The have sokethung similar to prostate
Its called gutenber point and its ~2.5cd deep inside pussy wall
They have pussy which is just a thin wall of skin away from the anus
Do colonoscopies keep you out of Heaven?
>Hehe if i take context and intent out of the equation i can make the act of sodomy and a health exam look the same and thus, be seen as the same thing in the eyes of god, hehe im gonna make such a smug reply hehehe
>christcuck butthurt because his flawed logic is revealed
Like clockwork
>if i pretend i didnt read the part about context and intent and reply his logic is flawed he will seeth so hard hehehe, wow i might even call him a christcuck, he will give me some (you)s
>If eating a hot dog isn't gay then sucking a dick isn't gay haha facts and logic haha see? Haha I'm not gay for sucking dicks!!1!
>t.guy that sucks dicks
God
lel
nobody on this Indonesian deer-fetish forum believes in God.
>>>/x/ keep the schizoid roleplay on its containment board please
I dont understand people like this. When someone says this there are either two explanations
A: You are some 30+ year old boomer on IST which probably means you have failed at life
B: You are a young man but have the sensibilities of a boomer. I literally cannot imagine spending my youth watching fox news or complaining about sodomy, degeneracy, etc like some shriveled up old woman at church.
>lefty seethes anybody who isn't a denerate
>boomer boomer booomer
You can't understand how people don't want to shove things in their ass? What the frick is wrong with you? Frickin homosexual.
gf gives me a nightly milking with opera length latex gloves
Fricking disgusting, get a grip.
that too but after the milking
Grips his prostate like a mandarin orange.
>gf gives me a nightly milking with opera length latex gloves
Luckiest man in the thread
I've put several different objects up my ass and found the experience disappointing every time.
This lol. I'm certain only gay people can get orgasms like that.
About once a week I'll set up at the edge of my bed, put a pillow under my ass, and then give myself a ferocious prostate massage.
Does it help with gains?
>gf insists on trying this with me
>I finally cave and let her do it because she lets me violate her in every way I can think of
>feels weird and completely non-sexual
I don't know where this meme came from.
She did it wrong
Real prostate massages are done with a penis. fingers used just for medical reasons.
the real benefit of prostate massaging is busting fat nuts
I have levator ani syndrome from a broken tailbone that causes pudendal neuralgia, so i have to regularly finger my butthole to manually release my levator ani since the angulation of the muscle is changed with a broken tailbone, causing spasm. I use petroleum jelly and it lubes my butthole for easier shits as well.
>haha I have a condition that forces me to play with bussy, heh
Sure thing pal
>Levator ani syndrome
>The discomfort may be relieved by walking or pelvic relaxation techniques. Other treatments include massage of the muscle, warm baths, muscle relaxant medications such as cyclobenzaprine, therapeutic ultrasound and biofeedback. Electrical stimulation of the levator ani muscle has been used to try to break the spastic cycle. Injection of botulinum toxin A has also been used
Not that guy but I have chronic prostatitis and I have to finger myself to press release points because of my hypertonic pelvic floor. It's called internal trigger point release physical therapy.
This is not pleasing at all and I can't wait until I don't have to do that anymore.
>Other treatments include massage of the muscle
moron. You can't massage the muscle externally because your strong as frick glutes block it.
I broke my nofap streak by shoving a hairbrush up my ass and jerking off to diaper porn thanks to your stupid thread, thanks dipshit
Unironically, get a textured dildo and work your anus few times a month.
The skin inside and around the anus is just like any skin, roughen it up and it will toughen itself up.
Avoid hemorrhoids this way.
I almost believe you.
Worked for me.
I had hemorrhoids pop up every few months, even with a good diet.
Being a foreveralone coomer, you try things out. Turned out to be a great side effect.
Damn, ironically the longest time I've gone without assplay and I started having hemorrhoids
I might just fall for this troll
When I was holidaying in new Zealand I had a thick Indian milf give me a prostate massage. Fricking insane when I nutted it hit my chin with force
I don't care how much propaganda Globohomosexual sends me, I am not shoving anything up my ass, EVER.
>I refuse to explore my sexuality, take that joos!
I tried it and it didn't feel that good?
If orgasm is a loading bar of pleasure and happens at 100% prostate is like 15-20% it doesn't even get close to 100% like touching your wiener does.
Prostate orgasm is gay people propaganda.
>I went to the gym once and it didnt turn me into Arnold, what a waste of time
You cum the first time you touch your penis
shitty analogy
>shitty analogy
carlos
Ngl IST, feels pretty fricking good when you let her tickle your prostate while playing with your wiener at the same time.
You know you can just walk and be active. You will have yiur pelvic floor moving and providing a natural movement of liquid in limpa.
the other day my gf (she's trans btw not sure if that matters) did this to me, felt pretty good
do you know what else drains the prostate of its fluid?
what?
how do you do this? i used to have a bit of tension in my prostate so i caved into globohomosexual propaganda, tried with a vibrator, with a finger, can't get off. I need to at least stroke my dick a little. even after long nofap streaks. i cum buckets if a girl slips her finger in during a blowjob, but it gets a bit sore and i feel like it's also a mental issue. this whole ass thing is just so taxing on my brain and body, i don't know how gays or my women take whole wieners and enjoy it.
>so i caved into globohomo
moron
Gay people can be detected just from their face according to AI. They're physically different.
So they must be physically different down there as well. You're just straight. Straight people don't get prostate orgasms.
Lies
I have a simple dildo. I'll nofap for a few days then give myself a good massage. moan like a b***h and have a earth shattering cum then feel immense shame.
It's good if you have thc. I wish I didn't know how good it was, tbh, but the wife enjoys it too
I struggle to get women to frick me the normalyy way let alone this shit
If you are already strugglong with por do not do this.
Its dead end.
Real prostate orgasm, dry orgasm feel like this feeling that you feel 1sec befkre you start cuming, just her you feel it constantly as waves again and again.
Session of 1-2h will oeav you exhausted, tired and dehydrated.
And I am talking about ohysical side.
It worse for brain, in long run it will frick yourcdopamine levels.
You will not feel drive to struggle and conquer days agter such session.
Its like drug.
Stay strong and pursue your dreams
Weak ass homie
I play with my ass a few times a week, nothing degenerate like dragon dildoes, just a two-three fingers. It started when I had anal fissure (from lifting kek) and had to put ointment and suppositories in my butt every day and found the sensation surprisingly pleasant.
Is this safe or do you become gay afterward?
It's only gay if you want another man's penis to massage it for you
Do I need to use my fingers or can I use a small cucumber?
Buy aneros.
Becareful with homemade dildos
If you will endup on ER with something in your ass it will be very bad post nut regret
I've gone looking for this elusive nugget more than a few times and have always come up short. Only put on t or gay porn like once a month and it's always a bottom cumming so I know it can be done.