didn't a doctor tell him that if he actually tries having sex, then his heart might explode?
will sam tempt fate, or will he stick to his roots as a TRUECEL? find out on next episode of dragon ball z
That's what happens if you do moronic bodybuilding routines. The guy is also functionally dyel at anything that isn't statically moving individual limbs. I'd pay money to see that roidtroon "sprint".
If you think troonys are mentally ill, so is this. >inb4 a bunch of zoomer dyel seething at me
Sams staying at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Birminghan UK right now for the Arnold expo, a friend of mine is the night porter there and he’s seen Sam leave early in the morning and come in late at night, usually with some random fitness chick that he takes up to his room, who then later leaves at 3-4am after Sam kicks her out. It’s a meme that he’s a virgin that’s scared of girls.
I feel validated. I always say this. He just looks like he smells. Acne, greasy hair, always out of breath and sweating, always wears those sweatpants that looked like they havent been washed in weeks.
Maybe I dont get it since im not a zoomer but why is this homosexual shilled everywhere? I see him popping up on fit, social media all the time and I think he looks like a frick ugly zoomer who aged himself 20 years.
Looks like shit in clothes, a face that not even a mother can love and obviously roided to the breasts. whats the point here?
This moron looks and sounds like he can barely breathe.
Maybe try training as hard as him and let's see how you breathe if you can even survive.
I hate you dishonest fricking Black folk. If you hate the kid at least insult him for something real. But no. You have to make shit up and tell obvious lies, like women.
If you're as out of breath as he is in his car on the way home, something's wrong with you. Even when I push my session as hard as possible, and fully gas myself with cardio after lifting, by the time I've showered, gotten dressed, and sit in my car, and I can hold a normal conversation without gasping for air like this roided out clown. The out of breath state shouldn't last all that long after you're done actively exercising.
didn't a doctor tell him that if he actually tries having sex, then his heart might explode?
will sam tempt fate, or will he stick to his roots as a TRUECEL? find out on next episode of dragon ball z
He does cardio
His cardio is trying to talk after he walked 20 feet
is that a thing with roiders? His heartbeat increases alot by lifting so much during gym sessions, why would sex be any different?
>why would sex be any different?
he has to maintain his elevated heart rate for longer than 30 seconds
hopefully
>a thing with roiders?
yes i did one roid and my heart exploded
Make it or made is a ISTgay incel meme.
People have sex all the time. It's not something magical or special that you even need to work out for.
Wait, sex is real ?
no its a psyop ignore all sexposters
crazy that he's doing 17 different steroids at once and his forearms look barely bigger than mine
Yeah I'm sure you have 15 inch forearms, you dumb dyel.
>Thinks 15 inch forearms is big
It's so funny when dyels on IST unknowingly reveal themselves
Post arms fatty
Post sticks twinkie
You are the moronic one here. 15 inch forearms are massive if you're not a fatfrick. If you are. Your muscles don't matter anyway.
10 inch sticks typed this post
Still no pictures? Thought so.
Still no pictures? Thought so.
Nah you got owned sit down fatty
yeah you can tell he doesn't really do any forearm work in his workouts
That's what happens if you do moronic bodybuilding routines. The guy is also functionally dyel at anything that isn't statically moving individual limbs. I'd pay money to see that roidtroon "sprint".
If you think troonys are mentally ill, so is this.
>inb4 a bunch of zoomer dyel seething at me
Yeah, no shit sprinting has nothing to do with bodybuilding you dumb moron.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BPgeX960L8k
What now?
No offense bro, but ur just jealous.
Next time dont choose parents with such shit genetics.
when does he ever deadlift?
and you if you made a forearms thread you'd still get half of the posts being that you don't need to do them because compounds will take care of them.
God, why does he wear such big shirts?
It makes my body dysmorphia worse because the big shirts makes him look small, when I know he's big.
Sams staying at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in Birminghan UK right now for the Arnold expo, a friend of mine is the night porter there and he’s seen Sam leave early in the morning and come in late at night, usually with some random fitness chick that he takes up to his room, who then later leaves at 3-4am after Sam kicks her out. It’s a meme that he’s a virgin that’s scared of girls.
sam pls
I want to believe
Hi Sam
Uh oh Sam made a Stinky!
I feel validated. I always say this. He just looks like he smells. Acne, greasy hair, always out of breath and sweating, always wears those sweatpants that looked like they havent been washed in weeks.
>become roidtroony
>gain diarrheabedis
https://www.adultswim.com/videos/tim-and-eric-awesome-show-great-job/diarrheabedis
based stinky sam. I thought so from how much he sweats from a 40min workout but it’s nice to have confirmation
THIS homie SMELL LIKE SHIT
AYO WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE STINKIN LIKE CHEESE homie
Must be like caffeine b.o.
Failed.
No one takes this incel shit seriously irl. Your fake internet world has nothing to do with the real one.
not OP and yes people actually do. he failed the test hard.
It's not the first time he's failed the test either
dont think so sweaty
We're so back
so alpha the entire room is leaning towards him
I'm so alone.
I'd say the only test is if the girl leans. If she leans, you know she thinks you're an okay dude
You pass when the girl leans. In Sam's case, he is the leaner. Meaning he is the submissive beta in the pairing.
lol she's leaning kind of away from him almost
>try to get into the frame of the picture
>some virgin autist on the internet claims you failed some imaginary incel line
>incel lines
That is not a lean-in moron you just don't understand perspective.
>now incels are drawing lines
what happen to shame, its funny but cmon man
>insecure
>blames incels
k
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good for him. a goblin for an ogre, thank god they are out of the dating pool
Yup, he's made it.
I'd wife up that furry goth girl and help her lose the pudge, she created some cool gifts for him and is not a normie NPC.
she made him gifts? yea that is wife material indeed
Yep. They were posted on his subreddit awhile back (when this meet and greet took place)
Sam nooooo
women are so pathetic its unbelievable
it really is all about fame and status isnt it
if he was a complete noname literally no woman would ever glance twice other than in horror
No. He looked fine before he fricked himself up with roids. He was also athletic.
Roiding is for the mentally ill.
Another pathetic advertisement for Sam
You know what to do, guys.
Come on mods, FFS
meds NOW
Maybe I dont get it since im not a zoomer but why is this homosexual shilled everywhere? I see him popping up on fit, social media all the time and I think he looks like a frick ugly zoomer who aged himself 20 years.
Looks like shit in clothes, a face that not even a mother can love and obviously roided to the breasts. whats the point here?
>Nah you got owned sit down fatty
>a puny 6.3 inch circumference wrist
LMFAO. TINY LITTLE BONES ON THIS PETITE PRINCESS.
there's so much slack on that measuring tape. I bet you're no more than 6.5 inches IRL.
>tfw my wrists are like this
genetics failed me in this area sadly
He is shorter than 5'6
post body lanklet
i hope this zoomer steroid user finally fricking dies
UH OH
POOPI!!!!!!
He’s finished
to who lookism incels?
No longer an incel like us
are women getting taller or is sam short
wtf
imagine her face when she sees his rasin balls
“And give my new lady a like and a follow on her new YouTube channel “
She starts lifting in micro bikinis, dwarfs his channel and social media and she leaves him for the 6 foot tall owner of Hosstile
>this guy
fricks a new woman every week
>incels on fit
well... incels
Look at that b***h ass hover hand. Platonic friends at best.
The fear of rejection is what's keeping me eternally hoverhanding.
>taking photo with a fan
>automatically means he is having sex with her
no wonder you guys are incels
Imagine looking up to someone with such an average body for enhanced its quite funny.
You're delusional if you think he's a DYEL.
Maybe try training as hard as him and let's see how you breathe if you can even survive.
I hate you dishonest fricking Black folk. If you hate the kid at least insult him for something real. But no. You have to make shit up and tell obvious lies, like women.
If you're as out of breath as he is in his car on the way home, something's wrong with you. Even when I push my session as hard as possible, and fully gas myself with cardio after lifting, by the time I've showered, gotten dressed, and sit in my car, and I can hold a normal conversation without gasping for air like this roided out clown. The out of breath state shouldn't last all that long after you're done actively exercising.
This moron looks and sounds like he can barely breathe.
I love how much seethe this chad generates. So yea he made it.
Hate to say it, but he didn't made it through lifting weight, but because of fame and money.
made what?
That b***h look pure evil
she has that "will cuck you" physiognomy
good detect
>flip flops and socks
I hate anglos so much its fricking unreal
Those aren't flip flops.
Euros think all slippers are flip flops and sandals