Zommers

How do you solve the zoomer quesiton in the gym?

Every day on my lunch
>a group of SEVEN fat mexican zoomers
>all with zoomer perm/pic related cut
>middle of the day, all unemployed/out of school
>all saunter around and share the same equipment for SEVEN fricking fat mexicans getting ZERO work in doing stupid shit like tricep pulldowns
>acting "goofy" talking zoomspeak with 75 IQ, totally brainless cattle

If a zoomer perm comes to the gym and minds his own business and works out in an orderly fashion, fine. These FAT MEXICANS stink, are DYEL, take up space, act moronic, get nothing done. The future of America.

Not much bothers me, but I want to hurt them so they lose the will to live.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They live in South LA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >south LA

      Sweet child, this is most of America now, soon to be all of it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn’t

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        California texas and Florida aren’t all of america you city dwellimg metrosexual chink

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          calm your breasts you flyover state gay

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost like the serpent bites back its own tail (Ouroboros) and we are culturally speaking returning to primitivist signifiers such as Aztec haircuts and the sorts...

    t. why yes, I am an anthropologist

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can do that in guatemala and southern Mexico where you belong.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grown man has to work out at the same time as zoomies then complains anonymously online
    Lmfao I have more respect for them tbh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's summer, fatty. Zoomers are there all the time even morning or early afternoon.

      At 5:30 is must be hell on earth

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    take a day and teach them something useful buy a home gym go to a more expensive gym that only working adults could afford go to the park do calisthenics there's so many options other than being a racist homosexual

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do millennial and boomers seeth so much about what this generation do? Boomers and millennial have the shittiest haircut in history and fashion fyi

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's mostly millennials, and it's mostly sophomore syndrome. ~15 years ago millennials were made fun of by bitter middle-aged gen-xers and boomers for their homosexual 2000s rawrXD emo twink nonsense, so nowadays it's their turn to do the complaining I guess. Give it a decade or two and zoomers are gonna be doing the same to gen alpha.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone with half a brain mocked the frick outta the "rawr emo twink" bullshit as well regardless of if they were part of that generation at the time.

        Every era has had it's fashion choices that've have been mockable and look like shit. The weird thing about zoomies is the seemingly much higher percentage of them that have bought into it combined with the fact it's all the literal worst offenders of late 90s-00s fashion that's returned rather than for example just normal shit normal people wore back then. I know zoomies who think dressing like guy fieri actually looks good and aren't even doing it sarcastically. Rock on you lil frickin' freaks but sweet frick do you look like shit.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just the internet fricking with your perception. Every generation has been defined by the actions and styles of like 5 percent of the population. Most zoomers don't look like the ones you think are everywhere, but thanks to a combination of tiktok and confirmation bias that's just what's perceived, not just by you but pretty much everyone, even zoomers themselves.
          Every boomer was a hippie, every millennial was an emo twink, every zoomer is a broccoli head, even if they weren't/aren't.

  6. 10 months ago
    thoughts?

    I am zoomers, a majority of people my age or younger (i.e 15-20) are usually just insecure about themselves. most of the time that's they're first time at a gym and they bring their friends so they don't feel as scared. as long as they arent posing in the mirror or acting like a dickhead infront of the curl racks it shouldnt matter.

    WAGMI

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speak for yourself moron, we go to have fun and make gains

      • 10 months ago
        thoughts?

        the dickhead in question:

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am zoomer
    Never had to to deal with morons like these but live in Dubai tbf

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      same thing

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    a few days ago, some Edgar zoomie took my squat rack while I went to get some water. I came back to find him squatting with what I was warming up for OHP (1pl8). He noticed me walking up to him in the mirror and slowed down his ascent, I grabbed the bar and racked it. He turned red and asked me what the hell I was doing. I said finishing my warm up that you interrupted and he didn’t say or do anything after, just backed away.

    his girlfriend was using the rack next to me during my first warm up set, not sure why she didn’t tell him I was using it.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    go to a more expensive gym

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make the gym into a giant faraday cage and ban cameras in the gym.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats with yanks and their need to box people into these generational categories? i think these cuts look amazing btw

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should offer to mentor them and teach them proper gym stuff. Imagine if you got them all to be big and lean you could probably make a lot of money on youtube.

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