>Zoomer leaves their gym bag next to a piece of equipment in some sort of attempt to reserve it while they're doing other shit
why is this shit so common lately? its getting bad enough at my gym I've had to just start taking shit
>Zoomer leaves their gym bag next to a piece of equipment in some sort of attempt to reserve it while they're doing other shit
Dump turds in it next time.
>what are supersets/blocksets
nah, I never have issue with that, its becoming a thing lately with people leaving their shit to reserve something while they're gone for like 10+ minutes somewhere else
okay yeah thats dumb
Take a db/kb with you to one machine and superset with that you infiniBlack person
Meme
Something for people who have homegyms. Poor gays don't get to do supersets.
90% of the people I see hoarding shit and doing supersets are twigs. all the giant dudes do supersets or drop sets on cable machines for some reason
something only actual human garbage would do and if I weren't a homegym chad and met someone that inconsiderate I would just steal whatever I want
if you do "supersets" on multiple pieces of equipment during busy hours at the gym i will find out what car you drive and damage it. ive done it 5 times already
I love that stuff but dont do it during peak hours. Just bad gym ettiquette
Things that you shouldn't be doing in a packed commercial gym, is what those are.
you're a Black person
>some guy leaves his phone on a bench
>almost sat on it
>comes back like 20 minutes later to keep working there
A waste of everyone's fricking time
Guess what I'm gonna do while you're supershitting across the room? Use the bench
If the guy isn't back in 2 minutes just take the machine. Tell him you're working in, if he b***hes literally every gym employee will back you up and tell him to eat shit
>having to tattle tale to employees
you are a b***h
what the frick is there to do? If the guy is just gonna be a whiny b***h and won't stop bothering me am I supposed to do the Black person thing and fight him? I pay good money not to act like a monkey and instead have other wagies put up with his shit
Black person detected
It's been happening since dawn Black person. Just take it and say your didn't see it moron.
>go to use equipment
>something essential is missing: right plates, right attachment etc
>look at nearby equipment to see if what I need is there
>it isn't
>walk around the gym to find the thing I need
>some moron took the 10kg plates away from the bench to the track on the opposite side of the gym to do farmers walks
>or someone took the ropes I need for tricep pushdowns so they could do some crossfit pullup with them or some shit
>find what I need and take it back to where I was working out
>some broccoli head fake tan homosexual with a dangly earring is using the equipment
So I absolutely will leave all my shit at the equipment that I intend to use, because the gym I go to is full of braindead white Black folk who don't know how to work out and don't want to put things back where they belong.
Though I will say that I think supersetting is shitty etiquette when the gym is busy and people shouldn't leave their stuff on equipment that they aren't actively using. Moving other people's stuff is justified in those circumstances
>some broccoli head fake tan homosexual with a dangly earring is using the equipment
>zoomer using both ends of cable machine to do triceps on both sides (bar and rope for some reason)
>walk up and take the bar side
>tries to tell me he's using it
>I glare and gesture at my headphones
>he stops bothering me
wow its actually that easy huh?
Serious question.
Why are you guys so angry?
All I can read here is other guys were using the equipment before you. They paid for their membership. It’s only you who thinks they can decide what workout is the correct one.
OK moron.
when the way you workout actively blocks people from being able to do the shit they need to get done, people understandably get angry. every see those dorks who hoard all the dumbbells under 40lbs like they're building a fort?
>No one else can use this piece of equipment when Im not even in the general vicinity of it
I'm not angry. Home gym master race.
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This unironically works every time. 99.9% of zoomers are such social awkward spergs that even the slight chance of mild confrontation causes them to fold instantly.
>be me
>gym at 330
>broccoli top zoomed israelite central
>4 zoomers rotating thru lat pull downs
>”hey I’m gonna work in with you guys”
>they say ok
>pop my headphones in, sit down and do my set.
>sit there without moving for 3 minutes
>do second set
>repeat until 4 sets are done
>turn around and they left without saying a word
>Hey didnt that guy ask to work in
>Yeah
>And he's just.. sitting there?
>... Yeah
>Do you... Think he forgot?
>Idk man he keeps twitching out
>He'll prolly be done soon lets just do something else until then
U sure owned him
What the frick lmao what you did sounds insanely autistic lol
zoomers on suicide watch
I like it when people ask me if they can work in, it feels like I have a lifting buddy and it pushes me to try harder
Fricking sperg, you need to be more considérate with people
>zoomers
>people
go back
You get to "reserve" ONE piece of equipment at a time. The one exception is of course a plus pair of dumbbells, I like to superset barbell curls+skullcrushers+lateral raises so I'll hog one pair of dumbbells along with a bar.
If you are gone for 3 minutes+ out of sight, then it's fair to assume you forgot your shit and to take and use the piece of equipment. If you take long breaks, you should ask if people want to work in if it's practical.
Those are the rules.
Maybe i need to go drop a big greasy shit before my next set ever think about that?
you leave the equipment, it's fair game
go complain to management ya big b***h
Just use it bro. What is he going to do? Tell you to leave?
>Go to gym
>Shortly after arriving, zoomer and his twin bf show up
>Top starts benching while the bottom spots for him
>Finish my workout after a little under an hour
>As I walk out I see they're still on the bench
Do they just not value their own time or something?
for them it’s more about how much time you spend in the gym instead of what you get done. being able to tell other people “I was at the gym for two hours today
They're kids, they don't have jobs, their time is in fact worth nothing to them.
They're too timid to confidently assert ownership over the area and do passive gestures like that
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>UH-UHM
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I like to walk around the gym in between sets. Sometimes I go to the bathroom. That takes 5 mins max between sets. I don't steal equipment, I politely ask how many sets they have left and wait. If people are really desperate to have THAT equipment I offer to let them work in. Which is easy so long as it's not hard to move weight. I know. I'm not chained to the one piece of equipment. I'm such a big butthole. I thought it was zoomers who have issues with patience. Handle your problems like an adult. If it's taking too long, just skip the exercise to the next exercise you were going to do after. When they get done you can move back.
This isn't a big deal.
a lot of people say to not do this because somebody might start a fight but I've honestly never seen or been confronted over taking equipment somebody was trying to reserve
>need to do dumbbell bench
>dumbbell area has 2 flat benches
>both are being used by fitness chicks in porn tier outfits doing some sort of leg kickbacks or other moronic shit they don't need a bench for
Get in the way of their camera and stare at them until they ask you what's wrong.
Then ask for the bench.
Idk I've had no problems with zoomers at my gym. There are signs posted everywhere to let people work in if they ask. A few people superset shit and I always just ask to work in. Has zero impact on my routine ever.
No one has ever had genuine problems with them, but they do weird shit and it's fun to point that out
>Zoomoid doing something, taking forever with his breaks.
>I ask: Hey can I do a set inbetween here?
>S-sure you can
>Zoomer immediately gathers his stuff and walks away
This has happened multiple times by now.
No for fricks sake you don't have to stop lifting because I did a set when you were taking a break.
I swear these frickers are autistic and it's global with their generation.
Any real social interaction immediately sends them into a major crisis of spaghetti falling out of their pockets and they prefer to escape the situation.
And I swear every single zoomer girlfriend outlifts their boyfriend. Most of the time it looks like the guys don't even want to be in the gym.
same here, I always wondered if they just didn't know what working in was and thought I wanted their equipment, kind of felt bad tbh
There's a woman at my gym who routinely does stupid shit in the squat rack so I put my stuff down there to keep her from using it.
"Are you using this one?"
Simple as that anon, most zoomers are too socially moronic to stop you assuming you ask
thats the thing anon. 90% of the time they're nowhere to be found, its just a gym back sitting at whatever you need to use
This shit never happens in gym, even the zoomies are polite about it.
Maybe it's just because british people love queuing or something.
this is okay only if the "doing other shit" is one of a few things
>getting some water or taking a piss quickly
>realized the equipment is missing a pl8 or some accessory and now you have to look for it
that's about it really, anything that's quick, basically. I will leave my shit on a bench if I know I will be back within a couple minutes. If I had to go take a dump or something then I'd just get off.
Also I let people work in, I honestly don't mind, if everyone weren't so autistic and let people work in things would go way smoother instead of zoomers making a line of 5 people waiting for a bench while the guy on it looks at his phone
absolute state
the trick is to bring your own clips but put gay stickers on them like rainbows and clouds and shit
that would only attract zoomers
Fear of getting naked in the locker room.
Ez fix, next time just go to the locker room and get naked.
Then hang out for like an hour.
>be zoomer
>have bench at peak hours
>feel hungry, want something "bussin bussin"
>order from local deli the "chop cheese ocky way with extra special sauce"
>wait at bench for 20 minutes without doing any exercises
>"Pakoor" from Doordash is outside with my sandwich
>walk back inside while eating it, have to lower my mask (picrel)
>limpdick guy in a redshirt waiting at my bench
>"h-h-hey are you using this bench?"
>say "yes" like the virgin and chad meme
>"ok"
>leaves while i sit down at my throne
>eat sandwich and leave after throwing wrappers and plastic bag over bar
I'll put my phone next to equipment while I write down my sets (I don't like using my phone during lifting cause of dopamine)
other times I just need to piss
ugh I had a disgusting fat woman steal my phone at the gym, and I used google's tracker to bring me to her house. Called the police to come retrieve it for me and when they arrived the fat ass c**t said "I don't even go to the gym"
They looked at her then back at me like yeah that checks out and left.
>cops
>doing absolutely nothing for tax paying citizens
Correct
Pretty much. They wouldn't have even came at all but I told them I'm going in if they don't.
Why didn't you go in some other day? Or at least done some petty vandalism.
I have to get water bro my throats dry don't mind it I'll be back
I always use the bench this one guy leaves his stuff next to anyway. Who gives a shit. What's he going to do about it? Not my problemo.
>zoomers with a gym bag struggling not to die under 185lb 1rm bench
Hahaha
I do this even if Im stepping away from a bench for even just 10 seconds because I know some inconsiderate moron is going to try to take it as soon as step away, it happened before and guess whos was trying to take my bunch? Stupid zoomer with his gay crew.
>can't even refill my water or take a shit
so I'm just supposed pass out or shit myself according to you guys?
Take your bag with you homosexual.
I'd fricking break if your hand if you touched my shit
>implying you would know
Yeah man, leave your bag laying around.
I'm going to start carrying a tuberware container filled with shit and piss and dump it in your bag.
>camera footage at gym catches local maniac throwing feces and urine on property, loses job and is alienated in society
Talk shit, get shit in your bag homosexual.
have fun being on CNN as the Urine Maniac!!!
watch out we got a tough guy over here
>15 minutes of fame
>some other moron can't use his airport without getting ahit and piss everywhere
I'm thinking based
airpods
have fun with a knife in your chest after touching my property!
>bag filled with shit and piss
OK Black person.
>Back in 2017
>Went to snap fitness immediately after work (nightfill at a supermarket, would finish at 1am)
>One evening some gigantic, roided, balding frick scums the door as I come in
>Gives me the classic "Hey how are ya"
>Notice half through my session that its humid and hot as frick
>Head over to the aircon
>Its switched off somehow
>Go and turn it back on
>Hear "NAH BRO, I LIKE TO SWEAT LETS KEEP EM OFF!"
>Turn it back on and walk off
>Next week I see hes already in there as I'm walking over
>He runs over and locks the main door, tells me to frick off
>Head home
>Call gym owner in the morning
>"Oh yeah hes not a member, we kick him out when he comes during the day but not alot of members at night know of him, so they usually let him in, nothing we can do about him really"
>Ask for membership back
>Get the classic "Send a letter here, await an email and then call us once its been approved by head-office, until then though you're not allowed in the gym"
I've been home gym ever since.
>Oh yeah hes not a member, we kick him out when he comes during the day but not alot of members at night know of him, so they usually let him in, nothing we can do about him really
Lol, yeah he's based.
Just move it if they aren't using it
I do this often
>leaving valuable items in gym bag unattended
>doesn’t have lifting belt, towel, oly lifting shoes, frickoff sized water bottle, phone charger, Airpod Max, or ammonia.
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