Zoomer premature aging

Just saw picrel example of 16 going on 35. I see it all the time irl. What’s causing this? Microplastics? Chemicals in processed food? Gaming and sitting entire life? Vax?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is from north england
    that is the cause

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably caused by not leaving the house. If you did that and stopped baiting on IST.org, you'd notice that this isn't true.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I thini its the opposite, being a total NEET results in aging more gracefully. Eating mama's homemade cooking instead of goyslop, staying out of the sun, plenty of sleep, have time to work out, no stress, etc

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming its a fit neet

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        NEETs age well though. It's the people that tan and drink alcohol that age extremely fast.

        >bro i aged so well haha

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That kid is 46 fyi

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          If youre asian. If youre white you age like milk

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      NEETs age well though. It's the people that tan and drink alcohol that age extremely fast.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah the legendary teetotaling NEET.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's strange, zoomers used to be boyish and skinny until around 2020, then the teen age cohort became aged and fat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a mixed bag here in the states. Theyre either skinny or fat

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh vax
    why are people this moronic about the vax?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are young people having heart attacks before the ae of 30

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that the guy from Red Letter Media

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >16
    Wtf?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks about right. most of the kids in my hs had beards. I graduated in 2020

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    roids

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's overweight, has a bad hairline and happens to have good beard genetics. If he lost weight, shaved, and got that cope forward combover brocolli cut that other balding zoomers get he would look young

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