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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing wrong with having a neat and orderly appearance. your date must be used to seeing other mens' bathrooms and can compare and contrast with her memory

    not calling her a prostitute just maybe she has a lot of brothers or guy friends

    kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was once told by an ex that there was something wrong with me because my toilet was too clean. Granted, there's plenty wrong with me, but really? Women will spout anything.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are flaming homosexuals and they're too stupid to realize it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm, except I do realize it myself.
      t. zoom zoom

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing comes to mind anon, sorry.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You just know that is one nasty rotten c**t.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he also looks like a homosexual in the mirror so it makes sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 1 month ago
      Sage

      >what is a pants
      >>by Matt Walsh

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but what did she say about his feminine arms ?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A girl in college told me I'd make a good house husband as while she was gone to the bathroom I made the bed in her room and picked up her clothes on the floor and folded them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol that’s wholesome anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's not wholesome. I dumped her a few days after that as I felt insulted like she was implying I was some sort of beta who stays at home while my wife works.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats cute, anon
      You would make a fine house husband

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She was right ^-^

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    guy should hit the gym, but what's wrong with the bathroom?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That sink is way too clean to be feminine
    Where's all the caked on makeup staining the tile
    And the hair
    And electrical cords from a hundred shitty little hair appliances dangling in the sink

    That sink is however gay and try hard
    Idk what all that bullshit is
    And the lavender really bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lavender has estrogen and lowers test btw.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's looks CLEAN. Women's bathrooms are fricking filthy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty comfy, only insecure people would worried about others think just cause your bathroom look like this.
      Obvious it looks like epic neat clean bathroom paradise.
      And I shit you not, many women are actually nasty and dirty and this anon knows what's going on
      >oh nooo you are too clean and neat , omg you bathroom is extreme organized AND HAS FLOWERS omg you must be gay.

      Maybe I just have Patrick Batsman syndrome and hate nasty people and their germs crawling from under their skin

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Blue light from screens is while y'all aging faster than Millenials. Most of us didn't get smartphones until we were adults.

    • 1 month ago
      sage

      >y'all
      shut up spic
      you're behind a monitor that emits 100x more blue light and have been since you were 5

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the blue light thing is SO stupid

        newflash dumbfricks, white light has ALL the wavelengths in it! It has blue in it.

        These people are so stupid to think blue light exclusively somehow stops you from sleeping.

        That said, blue roofs seem to be safe and effective.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the thousand of always wet and blackened with eye shadow hand towels, hair dryer in the sink, tampon wrappers all over the place, 500 beauty cremes that smell like shit, and empty toothpaste tubes?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would've defended him, but
    >flowers
    Also those are some skinny ass arms

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The stress and hopelessness probably. Millennials had a good 10ish years, which made them believe if they tried they could succeed. Before the three or four financial meltdowns. Zoomers for the most part have had the "We'll, you're fricked, so frick it" experience from the start. Hard on a person.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those long flowers look very gay

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Flowers, dispensers, that candle looking thing. That shits either set up by mom, by a wife, or by a homosexual.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She got the ick cuz the mirror is oval shaped.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dont decorate your place: she gets the ick
    decorate your place: she gets the ick

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It looks feminine because of all the clutter. Men brush their teeth and shave in the shower, and they never leave their candy ass eardrops and medicated shampoo or whatever that is in a place where other people see it. A man's sink only has a bar of soap and a deodorant on it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You shave in the shower?!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        where else would you shave the balls?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know any guy who doesn't shave in the shower. There is already soap on your face, and the mess goes down the drain. You plan on standing there for 2 minutes with the hot water on your back anyway, why not run the razor over your face? I remember meeting my brother in law at a party. He left the room and someone asked my sister what the strangest thing about him was, she said "he shaves in the shower" all 20 plus guys at the party looked at her and said they shaved in the shower too.

  20. 1 month ago
    Sage

    >caring what women say
    This is the first fundamental problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo.
      I try to tell the zoomers I work with that this is the solution. Those poor little dudes have been conditioned to worship women and grovel before them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer myself, you’re completely right tho.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >skincare
    Telltale signs of a homosexual/troony

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      post face

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a good IQ test , you just fill your bathroom with flowers all over . If she goes full oh my oh my., he must have something wrong with him.

    You already know that she is b***hy , and not actually a loyal ideal match that does not judge over every little shitty detail and make assumptions.

    People like this don't have a mirror to their "souls"

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