>tons of money
they probably make a lot in merch sales but the Misfits aren't exactly Aerosmith. Doyle's house is probably a lot more humble than whatever you're picturing
>Vegan
He built his physique eating chicken and rice. Maintaining what he has on a vegan diet is easy when you consider he owns a vegan protein company so can stuff his face with as much of that shit as he wants.
>And he still will go down as a 5'4" singers background guitarist
Not even that. They had some other guy from Glenns band playing for the reunion shows. Doyle was just there to look the part.
How fucking cucked do you have to be to go onstage for a reunion show (that you have begged for for 2 decades) and let someone else stand at the back of the stage, playing your parts because Danzig thinks your guitars sound like shit.
> vegan > posting picst like a year in between the time that his gf cucked him into veganism > doesnt post the post veganism deteroration
hes lost all his fucking gains because of some stupid bitch vegan gf
He isn't just roiding, he has the classic hgh turtle shell abs look. Dude is blasting a lot of drugs. Vegans can gain muscle but it requires getting most of their protein from powders since whole food plant proteins are woeful in terms of both bioavailability and amino profile. It's fair to say someone who is already a chemical lab probably doesn't have qualms about taking a load of food supplements too.
The lesson to be learned is to reject transhumanism and embrace god and the real foods he gave us to thrive on.
this guy had the easies life. he didnt write any of the songs that made the misfits famous. manlet danzig wrote the entire catalog of any meaningful songs. the guitar parts are easy af
he just put on makeup and looks big and scary for his songs - then just plays. he basically in a tribute band for most of his life.
Doyle's a great performer and obviously dedicated to his craft, which includes his impressive fitness, but yeah he's also 100% full of shit in terms of artistry. Everything that made the Misfits great was pure 'Zig. Post-Danzig Era was pure corny joke music. He didn't even want to DO this shit. Remember that he tried to make that Christian metal band instead, which didn't work out, and spent most of his career being genuinely uncomfortable with the themes of the Danzig-era songs. All the rape, murder, torture, he can't stand it. Remember his cringe interviews about "we're a family band", "Glenn needs to pray and repent" since he found God. But he kept on performing with his stolen Misfits branding, playing music he didn't believe in for years, just because he couldn't walk away from the money.
thats nice history thanks. i grew up evangelical, so im sure he really was internally conflicted. too bad he didnt just throw off that shit and enjoy the opportunity he had fully.
i wish i had known misfits in my early years. didnt hear them till later , and for all that being made in early 80s, really incredible
>i wish i had known misfits in my early years
Same, friend. I guess the upside is that Jerry, Doyle, and Danzig did eventually reunite (as in, within the last couple years) and they're playing shows together now with the OG lineup. I've even got tickets to see them in Jersey this July. The fact that they got back together is pretty shocking because their split involved a seriously brutal lawsuit, and Danzig is a notoriously prickly personality so it's a shock he could work with the others at all. Maybe he ran out of money after self-funding his two movies, which did really bad.
>i wish i had known misfits in my early years
Same, friend. I guess the upside is that Jerry, Doyle, and Danzig did eventually reunite (as in, within the last couple years) and they're playing shows together now with the OG lineup. I've even got tickets to see them in Jersey this July. The fact that they got back together is pretty shocking because their split involved a seriously brutal lawsuit, and Danzig is a notoriously prickly personality so it's a shock he could work with the others at all. Maybe he ran out of money after self-funding his two movies, which did really bad.
Man, Glenn is the goat for me. The only thing that kept him to become immortal was not dying at his peak. But even with Danzig II era, he still had it. Helll, ivee seen him with the Misfits reunion, although hes an old fat man, the magic aura he soothes is undeniable. He still has his signature moves and they are not tacky at all, they are magical. He still hs the voic, although i started to prefer early early Misfits voice now, his teenager voice.
People forget what this guy (with the band) achieved. He not only created a genre, he made one of the msot timeless punk bands ever with a theme attached to it that to this day is pure counter culture. And no other horror punk band eevr could beat them. imagine being so on the mark with your music you raise the bar to a level NONE could evr best. NONE! No other punk band is that timeless. None.
A-ride Jackie-O
Jonathan F. Kennedy will rise and be shot down
Dirt's gonna be your desert
My cum will be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck
Or fuck
>natty
Anon I like the Misfits too but come on
no way he worked out for decades and has tons of money and you're telling me he has a good physique?
>tons of money
they probably make a lot in merch sales but the Misfits aren't exactly Aerosmith. Doyle's house is probably a lot more humble than whatever you're picturing
doyle constancy complains about having to do meet and greets because everyone pirates his shitty solo stuff
he's not wealthy at all
Doyle has been big for a long time but theres no way he isn't doing TRT at the bare minimum
POINT ME TO THE SKY ABOVE
I CANT GET THEY'RE ON MY OWN !!!
😀
WALK ME TO THE GRAAAVEYARD
WELL, I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY AND IT
DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO MEEEE AS LONG AS SHE SPREAD
SWEET LOVELY DEATH I AM WAITING FOR YOUR
>that gut
>natty
anon I'm not blind
what is wrong with his gut
>natty
Doubtful
>Vegan
He built his physique eating chicken and rice. Maintaining what he has on a vegan diet is easy when you consider he owns a vegan protein company so can stuff his face with as much of that shit as he wants.
oy vey
>have to come to IST for a Misfits thread
have a nice day, Moxyte, nobody likes you.
Ever heard of the concept of lying?
And he still will go down as a 5'4" singers background guitarist
Hes chad ngl but not natty, thats also my excuse since i dont wanna risk my health longterm for better gains for a short period
keep seething about small people while he taps alissa lul
The metalhead pussy must be impeccable for her to be able to convince him to go vegan.
>And he still will go down as a 5'4" singers background guitarist
Not even that. They had some other guy from Glenns band playing for the reunion shows. Doyle was just there to look the part.
How fucking cucked do you have to be to go onstage for a reunion show (that you have begged for for 2 decades) and let someone else stand at the back of the stage, playing your parts because Danzig thinks your guitars sound like shit.
> vegan
> posting picst like a year in between the time that his gf cucked him into veganism
> doesnt post the post veganism deteroration
hes lost all his fucking gains because of some stupid bitch vegan gf
I want Candace Kucsulain to choke me out in a headlock
>Candace Kucsulain
thats a man, possibly carrot top
>Candace Kucsulain
>tattooed rock n roller varbie milf (almost a gilf)
just what I need a new fetish :/
Is that the one from Walls of Jericho?
That picture is like 10 years old. He's in his early 40s there.
>natty
>looking like that at 53
Do you honestly believe that? Dude is oni TRT at the very least
He isn't just roiding, he has the classic hgh turtle shell abs look. Dude is blasting a lot of drugs. Vegans can gain muscle but it requires getting most of their protein from powders since whole food plant proteins are woeful in terms of both bioavailability and amino profile. It's fair to say someone who is already a chemical lab probably doesn't have qualms about taking a load of food supplements too.
The lesson to be learned is to reject transhumanism and embrace god and the real foods he gave us to thrive on.
What's your excuse gay?
Let's see your awesome huge natty vegan body, loser
this guy had the easies life. he didnt write any of the songs that made the misfits famous. manlet danzig wrote the entire catalog of any meaningful songs. the guitar parts are easy af
he just put on makeup and looks big and scary for his songs - then just plays. he basically in a tribute band for most of his life.
of course i dont blame him, but lets be real
Doyle's a great performer and obviously dedicated to his craft, which includes his impressive fitness, but yeah he's also 100% full of shit in terms of artistry. Everything that made the Misfits great was pure 'Zig. Post-Danzig Era was pure corny joke music. He didn't even want to DO this shit. Remember that he tried to make that Christian metal band instead, which didn't work out, and spent most of his career being genuinely uncomfortable with the themes of the Danzig-era songs. All the rape, murder, torture, he can't stand it. Remember his cringe interviews about "we're a family band", "Glenn needs to pray and repent" since he found God. But he kept on performing with his stolen Misfits branding, playing music he didn't believe in for years, just because he couldn't walk away from the money.
thats nice history thanks. i grew up evangelical, so im sure he really was internally conflicted. too bad he didnt just throw off that shit and enjoy the opportunity he had fully.
i wish i had known misfits in my early years. didnt hear them till later , and for all that being made in early 80s, really incredible
Fucked up the quotes cuz I'm retarded
>i wish i had known misfits in my early years
Same, friend. I guess the upside is that Jerry, Doyle, and Danzig did eventually reunite (as in, within the last couple years) and they're playing shows together now with the OG lineup. I've even got tickets to see them in Jersey this July. The fact that they got back together is pretty shocking because their split involved a seriously brutal lawsuit, and Danzig is a notoriously prickly personality so it's a shock he could work with the others at all. Maybe he ran out of money after self-funding his two movies, which did really bad.
Man, Glenn is the goat for me. The only thing that kept him to become immortal was not dying at his peak. But even with Danzig II era, he still had it. Helll, ivee seen him with the Misfits reunion, although hes an old fat man, the magic aura he soothes is undeniable. He still has his signature moves and they are not tacky at all, they are magical. He still hs the voic, although i started to prefer early early Misfits voice now, his teenager voice.
People forget what this guy (with the band) achieved. He not only created a genre, he made one of the msot timeless punk bands ever with a theme attached to it that to this day is pure counter culture. And no other horror punk band eevr could beat them. imagine being so on the mark with your music you raise the bar to a level NONE could evr best. NONE! No other punk band is that timeless. None.
why don't you just blow his nuts and marry him at this point
Fuck off Michael
>Mogs the whole misfits legacy, catalog, and relevancy
A-ride Jackie-O
Jonathan F. Kennedy will rise and be shot down
Dirt's gonna be your desert
My cum will be your life source
And the only way to get it
Is to suck
Or fuck
>Yeah this one dude totally cracked the code , turns out it was Kale
>plays a guitar made of graphite
He's 58
Not being 6'3"