Which alcoholic drinks are IST approved? And which are cringe?
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Which alcoholic drinks are IST approved? And which are cringe?
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i like using cheerwine for mixing, it has extra carbonation and sugar compared to coke so it still tastes like soda even if you mix it really strong
Glenmorangie
>Which alcoholic drinks are IST approved?
None
>And which are cringe?
All
was about to type this.
if you feel really like driking from time to time. drink at least what the frick you REALLY want to drink.
all this diet beer or pure vodka bullshit is a next level of cringe.
>vodka is cringe
Are you even old enough to post here let alone drink ?
>completely misses the point to defend fricking vodka
stop stealing the neighbor's wifi you gopnik
Based sober anons
> But muh peer pressure...
Alcohol is a gains goblin of the highest order.
I have a predicament, I am a brewer but I wanna stop drinking. How tf do I do thar?
Hell yeah brother
My fitness has accelerated dramatically since I managed to quit all alcohol.
This. You are not nor will ever be Don Draper. Alcohol being sold as an accessory to ISTness or masculinity is a lie
It's more like none and none.
Nothing cringe about a few drinks but certainly not something you want in your life if fitness is your goal.
Vodka, but don’t get hooked on it or your life is over
Alcohol is haram
>the sigma male choice
I have never seen a man order one of these.
I get them because I like to take the cups home after
white girl version of dark 'n' stormy
I'm really partial to brandy and cognac not even black just prefer it to whiskey it burns so good.
>*Poisons you*
>"nothing personal kid"
They only plate the outside with copper nowadays, not the inside
For me its a kentucky mule
>Product of a israeli marketing campaign using falsified newspaper stories in the 50s
Good job bro
a drink that tastes good is a israeli scam? what the frick are you talking about? I don't give a shit about a newspaper article, I drink it because it tastes good.
Whichever you like to drink but none are IST enjoy yourself homosexual you're a grown man, I like straight bourbon.
i fit in at least 1-2 pours of bourbon into my macros - most important is to try and space it far enough out from my workout as i'm trying to avoid the booze preventing muscle growth
Tequila soda: the perfect drink. No sugar, minimal hangover, hydrating, delicious, cheap
Whiskey straight is the only answer. If you water it down in any way you're a homosexual.
"I drink my foul ethanol straight, if you blur the taste of yours youre a homosexual"
Yes, that's what he said.
"If you're going to drink poison, it might as well taste like it"
-Random dude I met at a club drinking a dirty martini
hurr durr muh social norms
If you don't like it don't drink it but definitely don't waste it.
Whiskey only tastes good with ice in it because it tastes like shit homosexual, look I have an opinion too.
Very Reddit
None really
I quit alcohol and lost 30kg. I thought it was my amazing diet but it's probably %90 me being an alcoholic
Whiskey and ginger ale
homosexual
Bloody mary. 70 cals shot of vodka, 30 for the mix. Has a serving of veggies in it, inherently fit. Only try hard homosexuals will disagree, because b***hes like to order this drink too. It can be served all hours of the day.
I never understood the impulse to combine them seems like you just get vegetable juice that tastes bad. I'd rather just take a shot of vodka and enjoy my juice until it's time to take another shot.
I really enjoy the combo. Add some pepper and hot sauce for extra savory flavor. It's not for everyone though.
because you have shit taste. ywn drink bloody marys for breakfast at a fancy restaurant on vacation with your girlfriend in a seaside town.
boyfriend*
It just werks
tastes good though
Is that a Blackni?
I exclusively drink Blacknis
no, it's an old fashioned.
I like beer but its detrimental to athletic development. All of alcohol is.
Margaritas are the best
Pina colada mogs margaritas
You can only have like 2 pina coladas before you feel fricked up from all the coconut cream and sugar in the pineapple. I could drink margaritas all day because it's just alcohol and lime juice.
Margaritas GOAT, mojitos 2nd place
None, alcohol is for cookie cutters.
I usually just like tequila or vodka with a splash of soda water and lime. Relatively low in calories and gets you just as drunk as a couple beers
You know you can just say tequila soda or vodka soda at a bar, right? They'll always give you a lime. Just trying to help make your life easier.
wienertails tier list:
S
>dry martini
A
>old fashioned
>Blackni
>margarita
B
>daiquiri
>whisky sour
>manhattan
>sbagliatto
>boulevardier
>caipirinha
the rest is trash
Mostly this but god sometimes do I want a grasshopper.
>see this thread
>instantly reminded of my looming addiction to margaritas
FRICKK i was meant to wait until the weekend to drink
Gin with a splash of gingerale and lime.
>gin & tonic
>beer
>whisky
>rum & coke
are all based and redpilled drinks since it's what I usually drink
White Russian cuz balkan
patrician choice
anons who have addiction slave genes end up becoming hopelessly addicted to alchohol then after they swear it off assume every other person is as incapable of self control as them and proclaim it the devil
Kek, so true. Then they preach about how much better their lives are since giving up alcohol. I have like 3 drinks a week, i don't think my life would be that much better if i gave it up
I like a glass of bourbon every now and then
Mojitos = GOAT
>Mojitos = GOAT
Yeah a Mojito may be the perfect drink. Only drawback is the sugar content.
For fitness, straight mezcal 50-100 Calories, great buzz.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/tanyaakim/2020/09/03/the-healthiest-alcohol/?sh=427bebd71475
>Which alcoholic drinks are IST approved?
none
>And which are cringe?
all of them.
t. alcoholic
Drinking some captain Morgan and 25 cent cola
Mint Juleps are my kryptonite, if a good bar can make them I'll drink way too many lol
Just do shots of warm vodka. Simple as. What the frick is wrong with you guys? Like a bunch of fricking women, FFS
Mai tai with extra cherries please
Vodka Soda cause the normies wont know when you'rd just drinking club soda
Non drinker here
None are approved. Alcohol is poison and destroys more lives than any other drug.
>B-but I don't drink much!
Good for you. Still poison, still not a single benefit to you, physically or mentally.
>But posting photos of scotch and cigars makes me feel like a distinguished gentleman
You're not, and it's fricking cringe.
which would be worse for gains and overall health: having 1 or 2 drinks every day or getting totally shitfaced one night out of the month?
shitfaced once a month is better for your liver and overall well being, and almost certainly for gains. a big shock to the body is handled better than constant small stress if that makes sense
if you drink much, dont be a homosexual, dont pretend it doesnt frick you up anyways, dont try to cope by discussing options
if you drink very little, dont be a nerd and have some fun for once
for fricks sake you people drive me crazy
>if you drink very little, dont be a nerd and have some fun for once
literally can't because i'm afraid it will turn back into having six drinks every night and a 30 pack on weekends and my life will go back to being shit forever
I have this problem too but I've been getting better at it. If i haven't drank in 20 days I'll have no desire to and can keep on going but if I decided to go out and drink with friends I'll be way more likely to drink have a couple the following days. Its a mental thing for me, once I have a good streak going its easy to say no but once I agree to have a night of drinking it takes a lot of willpower to immediately get back on the wagon. I know some people just need to abstain completely for others who have drinking problems I think its just a matter of discipline and practice
If I go to the bar with friends I just order a non alcoholic drink most places have some kind of special lemonade or kombucha these days
I find vodka to be the best choice for myself. But currently, I am abstaining from alcohol because I am trying to reach my fitness goals, and alcohol will frick that up.
Every alcoholic drink is based. Every caffeinated drink is cringe.
If you're trying to lose weight you HAVE to give up drinking alcohol. Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's extremely difficult to lose weight when drinking alcohol, even if drinking spirits.
Sad but true
Vodka water lime
Alchohol is the most gay thing in the human world, surpassing anal gay sex for 12 lgbt points
Only fit approved method is shots on an empty stomach.
None
Lmao people arguing over which alcohol tastes nicest is so fricking weird. Imagine people found out you if you drank diluted bleach it would make you feel good, so everyone started putting shit into the mix to try and remove the vile taste of bleach. "No no lime and sugar make the bleach less noticeable!!" "Real men drink their diluted bleach straight!"
I have made so many bad decisions and my overindulgence in alcohol has ruined so much potential I could have had. Never to late to start working towards it now.
just drink kombucha homosexual
it basically has all the nutritional benefits of alcohol
without the actual alcohol
a lot of the kombucha flavors are like 36 calories for a 750ml bottle too.
get the crisp apple flavor for a cider feel
they even have wienertail flavors like margarita
or mojito...it's a good alternative homosexual
pick up a bottle and try it next time you're at the store
Is switching to kratom from alcohol a good idea bros
No, you'll start getting constipated and then have horrible shits and withdrawals once you stop.
Gin and diet tonic with lots of ice and a piece of lemon peel. No carbs, no sugar, no histamines, no bloating.
Gin and soda.
Cheap, delicious, low carb, mouth doesn't get coated in sugar.
Beer. You simply cannot get through life without enjoying a beer.
Make sure you put it properly. Do not slide it down the edge of the glass like 99% of people. Release the head, your glass should be 50% froth to begin with. If you leave the carbon in the beer it will slowly release itself in your stomach and you will feel gay and bloated.
Old fashioned. The tastiest wienertail.
Mountain Jack
Drinking is gay. Alcohol is ultimate goyslop.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7951231/Grandparents-jailed-incinerating-11-month-old-grandson-stove-Russia.html
>Daily Mail
What's for dinner, friendo?
Goyslop! Your favorite!
thats not the alcohol, thats just russians
Justifying b***h liquid
I just get drunk on how good my skin looks and how defined my cheekbones and jaw looks avoiding goypoison
I haven’t had drink for 4 months and noticed no difference. The people saying that quitting drinking changed their lives are huge addicts that drink a 6 pack a day. Bourbon on the rocks is my choice when I drink I’m just injured and can’t workout so I’m not drinking until I get better.