What I would give to frick her turdcutter balls deep in this position and right before I cum I pull out and put my stink dick between her labia and frick it like a hotdog bun before cumming all over her pussy, breasts and a few long shots to the eyes and while I’m catching my breath I bust out my wild card which is that I drank a gallon of water earlier and unleash a torrent of crystal clear piss all over her while holding her hands tight so she can’t move and gargles and sputters and gets mad then starts laughing hysterically and when I finish I kiss her softly and pick her up and take her to the shower and tell her I love her
how buff could you get a hamster if you trained him to do hundreds of stair climb reps per day?
and then breed the most muscled up ones
I want a hamster that looks like a roided out pitbull
Bro did you fail health class or see you just too young to have been in one?
Pissing is a challenge DURING an erection. Once you ejaculate and start to go soft, you can piss just fine. It's even beneficial to piss after sex (although mostly for the woman) as it reduce the risk of urinary tract infections.
It is possible. In fact it is possible to have a second orgasm immediately after the first and this will cause your bladder to release. I've only achieved this a couple times. Both times with a knockoff fleshlight.
It's not about whether you can have multiple orgasms, though that's very difficult for a man. It's about whether your fully erect dick will let you piss. It won't, the tube is closed.
If you managed it then you must've been flacid enough for it to go through, or you've caused yourself severe injury.
There's no way to put this other than to say you are wrong. Your limited knowledge and experience is informing your ignorance. Think what you will. idc.
>It's not about whether you can have multiple orgasms, though that's very difficult for a man.
kek >It's about whether your fully erect dick will let you piss. It won't, the tube is closed.
lol >If you managed it then you must've been flacid enough for it to go through, or you've caused yourself severe injury.
lmao
you are the most moronic gorilla Black person i've ever seen. there are 2 tubes you sub 40 IQ nitwit. you can piss before, after or during. if you can't, you are quite literally handicapped.
>I bust out my wild card which is that I drank a gallon of water earlier and unleash a torrent of crystal clear piss all over her while holding her hands tight
i try to find porn videos of girls doing yoga poses while naked and then pissing
I used to do Wai Lana yoga but never did an actual class. I havent done yoga in a long time but i still regularly do stretching / holding exercises. I used to think stretching was a meme until i did yoga and still think most people who stretch do it in a dumb memey way but now that i know how to do it well its an indispensible activity, do it every day if not for at least the recovery gains.
it takes time. I was able to hold pic related after a few months, and I am a naturally limber guy. If you're stiff or have average mobility it will probably take longer. good luck bro
Your right, but also wrong. Ultimately the goal is to relax into such a deep state of abiding oneness that you choke on your own wiener and become one with God.
There's a book called yogafellatio. Should have everything you need. While it feels like sucking dick more than getting your dick sucked it does feel better than fapping.
Been doing it on and off for fifteen years now. Way more interested in the esoteric stuff like kundalini yoga nowadays. I’ll answer any questions while I can.
What I would give to frick her turdcutter balls deep in this position and right before I cum I pull out and put my stink dick between her labia and frick it like a hotdog bun before cumming all over her pussy, breasts and a few long shots to the eyes and while I’m catching my breath I bust out my wild card which is that I drank a gallon of water earlier and unleash a torrent of crystal clear piss all over her while holding her hands tight so she can’t move and gargles and sputters and gets mad then starts laughing hysterically and when I finish I kiss her softly and pick her up and take her to the shower and tell her I love her
>what no sex does to a mf
N-word you have no idea
Just say it, gay
Black person
>ass to pussy
Kys
>kys
>kys
>kys
>kys
Guys, my hamstrings are flexible but I still can't reach my dick. How can I get my torso flexible enough?
Based?
look at that little critter go
how buff could you get a hamster if you trained him to do hundreds of stair climb reps per day?
and then breed the most muscled up ones
I want a hamster that looks like a roided out pitbull
I don't quite understand
You can't piss after cumming moron
I can
> he hasn't trained for complete uretharal spincther control
NGMI
that shit is unhealthy bruh
I can, is that bad? I mean it's not comfortable and aiming is really hard but I can.
Sorry anon your prostate is fricked for life
Bro did you fail health class or see you just too young to have been in one?
Pissing is a challenge DURING an erection. Once you ejaculate and start to go soft, you can piss just fine. It's even beneficial to piss after sex (although mostly for the woman) as it reduce the risk of urinary tract infections.
It is possible. In fact it is possible to have a second orgasm immediately after the first and this will cause your bladder to release. I've only achieved this a couple times. Both times with a knockoff fleshlight.
It's not about whether you can have multiple orgasms, though that's very difficult for a man. It's about whether your fully erect dick will let you piss. It won't, the tube is closed.
If you managed it then you must've been flacid enough for it to go through, or you've caused yourself severe injury.
There's no way to put this other than to say you are wrong. Your limited knowledge and experience is informing your ignorance. Think what you will. idc.
>It's about whether your fully erect dick will let you piss. It won't, the tube is closed.
wut? I piss with morning wood like every morning
>It's not about whether you can have multiple orgasms, though that's very difficult for a man.
kek
>It's about whether your fully erect dick will let you piss. It won't, the tube is closed.
lol
>If you managed it then you must've been flacid enough for it to go through, or you've caused yourself severe injury.
lmao
Are you a woman?
you are the most moronic gorilla Black person i've ever seen. there are 2 tubes you sub 40 IQ nitwit. you can piss before, after or during. if you can't, you are quite literally handicapped.
true gotcha virgins
I don't get what you mean. Please explain
>I bust out my wild card which is that I drank a gallon of water earlier and unleash a torrent of crystal clear piss all over her while holding her hands tight
i try to find porn videos of girls doing yoga poses while naked and then pissing
I used to do Wai Lana yoga but never did an actual class. I havent done yoga in a long time but i still regularly do stretching / holding exercises. I used to think stretching was a meme until i did yoga and still think most people who stretch do it in a dumb memey way but now that i know how to do it well its an indispensible activity, do it every day if not for at least the recovery gains.
kek its perfect
Please fit bros. Only do yoga at home. Just saw a homie do it at my gym it was cringe. Women think it's cringe if a guy does it.
Do it at home and never mention it to anyone.
Who gives a frick what women think? I'm married bruh
I am married too but I still wanna get sexy attention and flirt at least... Also, it looks even cringe to me... So I am bothered, your bro
Stop looking at my dick and balls bro. Don't glance at my ass okay?
If you are married and still flirting or even talking to woman at all, you are a bad husband and don't deserve a loving loyal wife.
Frick frog pose.
I've been trying to do this shit for over a week but I simply can't get my pelvis to touch the ground. literally impossible.
it takes time. I was able to hold pic related after a few months, and I am a naturally limber guy. If you're stiff or have average mobility it will probably take longer. good luck bro
>me in the top right
No seriously, that's me in that pose, I can't go any further down.
I can touch my toes, do a deep pigeon pose, have my knees touching the ground in butterfly pose (or whatever it's called).
For the life of me I'm terrible at this one and downward dog, because of my incredibly stiff back. Any anons have any tips?
Don’t go for depth, reach your hands forward and go for length. You will sink naturally if your aim is to reach
>piercings
ruined. sad.
is yoga hiit a meme compared to just using a bicycle for building stamina or weight loss? I mostly do yoga because of back pain it helps a bit.
~~*~~*(yoga*~~*~~*~~))
> stretching is ... LE BAD
t. desert religion israelite worshipper
Real yoga is absolutely based. The shut they push nowadays is pretty gay though.
What separates real yoga from the shit they push nowadays?
Praying to elephant god
Real yoga is based off of the Vedas and none of this new age bullshit.
Your right, but also wrong. Ultimately the goal is to relax into such a deep state of abiding oneness that you choke on your own wiener and become one with God.
id say up to two cups a day you should be fine
2 cups of pussy juice per day for max test gains
>hiding the best part
stupid b***h
I don't do "pure yoga" but for mobility this routine is godlike.
Literally undid years of shitty hip mobility due to sitting too much.
Yoga chads is it possible to gobble my own nob by bending? If so post your recomended routine
Yes, but it's not as good as you're imagining. Feels more like sucking a dick than getting your dick sucked.
There's a book called yogafellatio. Should have everything you need. While it feels like sucking dick more than getting your dick sucked it does feel better than fapping.
>coombait
nah
prostitutes with nose rings are always down to frick, boys. Even a minuscule amount of attention given to you means they’re willing. Pro life tip.
The physical part is fine but all that Hindu Buddhist whatever crap that comes with it, please dont be the 74 IQer to fall for that garbage lol
Why is she examining her vegana so thoughtfully?
Preparing and luring the chad
She's checking for fungi signs. Good girls make sure to keep their snatch healthy.
She is sniffing her vegana for fungus infection.
>She is sniffing her vegana for fungus infection.
What the frick!? Thats MY job!
Possible fungal-sexual.
Any recommendations for beginners with arthritis/disability?
look at that moose knuckle, wow. her snapper could cut rebar. it would be like sticking your wiener in a flesh vice. damn.
Oh frick tell me she has more pics
Also the fact that this image is more than 10 years old makes me feel strange
i do yoga, and my name used to be chad,
whats up bro
>and my name used to be chad
What is it now?
Brianna
Yoga helped me fix my shitty posture and relax.
What posture issues did you have? Post exercises too
Been doing it on and off for fifteen years now. Way more interested in the esoteric stuff like kundalini yoga nowadays. I’ll answer any questions while I can.
I’ve actually been thinking about making an AyurvedaGeneral as it is a really good philosophical system for healthy living.
is yoga good for you ?
Going to my first class Wednesday. Wish me luck!
Good luck anon
i just want to pick her up by the snatch and roll her like a bowling ball bros...
o hello butthole
Does doing those yoga videos do anything? You don't even hold any stretch for more than a few seconds max.
Any DDPY Chad’s in here?
Yoga is both demonic, foreign and gay.