Any stories with girls and martial arts? >girl at party is a purple belt in bjj

Any stories with girls and martial arts?

>girl at party is a purple belt in bjj
>she’s challenging a guy there and he agrees
>everyone is drinking and cheering her on
>she goes fucking ham while he’s playing around and takes his back and rear naked chokes him instantly
>I say you can’t do that to me
>I train bjj but I don’t tell her
>she’s cocky as fuck
>take her down hard and pass to side control easily
>exert heavy side pressure crushing her
>arm triangle the shit out of her in under 20 seconds

Somehow I’m the fucking bad guy

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should have raped her honestly. I mean if you're already considered the bad guy might as well get your money's worth and actually do bad things

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honeslty what good is BJJ if you don't use it to rape?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are always the same
    >smug black belt girl, olympic athlete and 10 years of experience
    >anon started last week
    >he wins through his superior size and everyone is mad at him
    At this point I'm starting to think that you fags don't even practice martial arts, you just hate women and want an easy target to get validation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok I have another one

      >training at gym with hot teen Asian girl
      >I get in her guard
      >she’s trying to fucking kill me but she’s all of 95 lbs
      >her gi unravels and she’s wearing only a sports bra
      >im holding her stomach with both hand and she’s sweaty and wiggling
      >I pause for a second
      >first time I have ever had a sexual thought in bjj
      >I realize this would be like fucking her
      >boner
      >I spaz and give up my back and turtle
      >she leaps on me and tries to crack it like a crazy women
      >I just stay turtled with a raging hard on
      >look up at clock
      >90 seconds
      >hold on for dear life
      >round finally ends
      >slap hands and bear crawl away with my boner
      >sit out next round pretending I hurt my leg

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ha ha, gotta go. Hey, you know what's funny? Walking like a gorilla.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Visitng blue belt girl needs partner
        >She isn't that pretty. Face looks very nerdy
        >We roll
        >I'm just taking it super easy, let her get to mount
        >Her gi top is open, she only has on a sports bra
        >Realize her tits are absolutely massive...a fact previously concealed by her gi
        >She starts trying to work my arms up, dropping those glorious tits right in my face and grinding them around
        >She postures back up some. My face had pulled her sports bra down enough that some of her areloa was showing
        >Massive fucking boner. Throbing. There is no way she didn't notice it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not pulling meat out and jerking it
        you had one chance to show dominance

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fuck I always thought bjj was gay, but This is hot as fuck. Touching a sweaty Asian teen girl’s tummy…Holy fuck I so jealous. My coombrain has kicked into overdrive. Holy fuck.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to start BJJ but this is honestly my biggest fear. I don't wanna get a boner and embarrass myself

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ngl thats why I use a cup

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suppose you end up sparring with a woman, or in a fun party fight like in OP.

      What are you supposed to do? Go easy on them and let them win?

      Why?

      "Can't let people think I am mean to women, better just lie to everyone and help women look tough"

      Wtf

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it have to be either end of the extreme? Don't spaz like a retard and don't be a dead fish. Sparring is just play fighting, so just play.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who said "spaz"?

          Women are weaker and smaller. You don't have to spaz to completely dominate them.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have to be mean to dominate them either.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just play
          That's the problem. You might just be playing because she's so small and weak, but because you're so much bigger and heavier, she's absolutely NOT playing. In most of these accounts, the women are going all-out, full-strength, and even breaking rules of play-fighting by throwing knuckles, going for face/throat, etc. Even a weak arm throwing knuckles or an elbow into your eye socket or adam's apple is no fucking joke. Even worse, when you're on the ground with an injured windpipe and everyone's high-fiving her and she's laughing at you because "you just got beat by a girl", emasculating you in front of everyone for as long as they'll remember, no one will care that she broke the rules, because she was "punching up" and needed that edge. Yes, you can 100% bet your ass they will double down on both directions - that it was okay she cheated because she needed the edge, and that you are a pathetic wimp because you got beat by a smaller girl.

          You have to "play" with your hits/grapples/anything, but you have to take your defense VERY seriously. Above all, you must avoid a clear and decisive victory. Best case scenario: a tie, or a time-out. Second-best is she wins but you made it look like a REALLY close match. Everything else is a social nightmare that no words can ever save.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a white belt problem. Keep training and you'll be able to control girls one day 🙂

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would have to make it look like they're being dumb. Moves like crawling to the back from closed guard, getting the back when they hip out from bottom of mount, switching sides when they hip out from bottom of side control. No big moves like getting a crucifix, bow and arrow, truck entry, or bolos. They make you look sweaty and weird. No quick moves like guillotines or straight ankle locks. They make you look like a coward (and you don't get to be in the feelsgoodman position of wrestling with a woman as long). Your bait and switch moves above are good and also moves that make you seem strong like your scarfhold, neon belly, or anything where you're on top when she's in turtle. If you're not that concerned about reputation and looks, you'd maximize your effort by practicing your plan B moves from bottom anywhere.

        I theorize as if I actually went to parties haha

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          "neon belly"

          Do you mean "Knee on belly?" Hahaha

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            knee on belly if you're lame as fuck

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You havent lurked martial arts threads long enough to correct people

            https://i.imgur.com/WLqtBf7.png

            You would have to make it look like they're being dumb. Moves like crawling to the back from closed guard, getting the back when they hip out from bottom of mount, switching sides when they hip out from bottom of side control. No big moves like getting a crucifix, bow and arrow, truck entry, or bolos. They make you look sweaty and weird. No quick moves like guillotines or straight ankle locks. They make you look like a coward (and you don't get to be in the feelsgoodman position of wrestling with a woman as long). Your bait and switch moves above are good and also moves that make you seem strong like your scarfhold, neon belly, or anything where you're on top when she's in turtle. If you're not that concerned about reputation and looks, you'd maximize your effort by practicing your plan B moves from bottom anywhere.

            I theorize as if I actually went to parties haha

            Also, 10th planet stoner detected

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are these words even

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Putting a woman in a crucifix would be an absolutely brutal display of dominance

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pancake'ing is a fun time when you're baiting for side control and it's absolutely effortless too. Girls going ham will take the baited light control every time and will give almost perfect side control. It looks like you just kind of just fell on her from an outsider's perspective.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I theorize as if I actually went to parties haha
          Keked

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If a cocky girl was tryharding bjj at a party and no one knew I trained, I'd Imanari roll to inside sankaku. Instead of submitting her as quickly as possible, I'd spend at least 8 minutes "failing" leg submissions and playing with her feet. When I'm satisfied, tap out because "I'm tired". Then I'd swear up and down to everyone I never trained before, but "I grew up with a lot of older sisters".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Either that, make them lose via endurance, or just don't participate.
        You don't have to like the double standard, but you have to respect it. Just the way our society is, bruv.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crush them don't listen to these betas

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why the fuck would i be at a party

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Been there, done that, told them I'm one of those weird guys into self defense and had bully problems in kindergarten (show the scars here), so I may actually hurt her because I never hold back in fighting on principle. If she's still good to go, she can have some popped hip or broken ribs.

        Thankfully, girls into martial arts are usually accustomed to injuries, so it's no problems really. I also never make the impression of enjoying brutalizing people (because I don't).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go easy on them for the first moments, then overpower them with self-control.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ez to navigate out of this. deal with them just like you'd deal with a 5 year old punching and kicking you. putting a strong emphasis of you're way out of their leauge, say;
        >I don't spar with women.
        and then don't take the upcoming bait by laughing on their face, giving a distinct message without telling it of how they don't understand the risk of dying. If after that they still attack you anyway, you can defend yourself for real as they're the one assaulting you for a spar you didn't accept. ez pz.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the opportunity for clowning.

        Make it look like you aren't trying hard, do dumb shit, and thwart their attempts, all while acting like you were kidding around.

        Everyone loves the clown.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hate women
      95% of 99% of boards
      "I hate women so much its unreal" is literally a meme here

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can’t separate humor from reality
        Anon…

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a meme on YouTube too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not memeing anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        99% of those posts are glowies or bots
        the remaining 1% can be divided into a majority of muslims and a minority of incels
        you can find the same threads on every board and this is not organic anymore than the screencaps of recent headlines are
        this site is memefactory and launching pad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao these fat smelly fuckers dont even leave their messy rooms let alone to to parties with karate girls.
      If they did the last thing any girl would want to do is actually play wrestle them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have never seen this happen in any of my BJJ gyms. The girl always wins against anyone who hasn't grappled before.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My wife always win if we decide to wrestle. For some reason she can unleash some crazy strength from just playing around. I believe women can’t do it for fun, they go into some defensive mode. I’m always afraid I would hurt her since I’m 70kg heavier than her but she doesn’t care if her elbow ends up in my eye.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I’m always afraid I would hurt her since I’m 70kg heavier than her but she doesn’t care if her elbow ends up in my eye.
        This is why she wins, if you wanted you could crush her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck, that sounds like a really good reason to start training, thanks anon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Talk shit get hit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you think this is unrealistic you have never rolled with a woman. Even purple belts literally feel like you're manhandling a child.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I hate women

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At this point I'm starting to think that you fags don't even practice martial arts, you just hate women and want an easy target to get validation.
      Bro.

      You wanna know the "secret training" the female German bronze in Judo this Olympics had?
      Doing Judo against boys.
      That's it.
      She knew if she could routinely beat the boys, and sometimes (rarely) beat the men, she was absolute world class for female competitions. That's literally it.

      Ofc, German boys are a lot stronger than American boys so Ymmv.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cope.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      both can be true. I did freestyle in high school and Judo and BJJ now. I keep that shit to myself as not to have drunk challenge me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even train? I train with a black belt female world champion and have been beating her since a few stripes on my white belt.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take her out for drinks and fuck her like the bad guy, then. You sharked her, so now you need to sperm whale her.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrestling and Bjj are gay copes for people who can’t take a fucking punch lmao. Two queers rolling on a floor like dorks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wrestling and Bjj are gay copes for people who can’t take a fucking punch lmao. Two queers rolling on a floor like dorks
      LMAO is there ever a bigger sign someone doesn't know how to fight?
      https://twitter.com/chillemthreebo/status/1568811568997040129
      PLEASE tell me about this wouldn't work on you because you'd "just hit him" LMAO
      >b-but we would be on concrete
      And suddenly a mat return becomes a broken neck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        found the bjj meme sport fag

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets roundhoused in the knee
        >collapses like a bitch because nobody taught him how to check a low kick
        Nothin personel kid

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >roundhouse kicks
          >working in real life
          Lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wouldn't work on me because I'd just hit him. It's literally as simple as that. You bjj fags are fucking retarded lmao. "Ohhhh oUHuhHuoo what if I grab you huh what if I do a lil grab its all over oHoOuU" what if I fucking kick your stupid legs out from under you and stomp on your chest? What if I let you grapple me so I can knee your ribs in and gouge your fucking eyes out? Get real lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          chimaev just mauled kevin holland easily first round lol ferguson spent 4 rounds trying to elbow the most easily cut man ever to step into the UFC and he got choked out in missionary without a single speck of blood on diaz' body.

          amateur grapplers would embarass you like you wouldnt believe, little kids are all about the slapfighting.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I would literally just run away from you I wouldn't even give you a chance you would go in your dorky put up your dukes stance and I would just run away no if you grabbed a hold of me I would rag doll you like a child.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hits him
          >he doesn't give a single fuck about some IST virgin's pathetic "punch" since he's been hit thousands of times by other dagestani retards and professional fighters
          >takes you down and submits you in a matter of seconds
          It turns out you need to ACTUALLY know how to fight, not just tell yourself what you think would work (because when you are retarded, it is probably wrong)

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What if I let you grapple me
          lmao if you actually deliberately put your opponent in their preferred position because "heheh well i'll just hit him" you are an actual fucking clueless retard and will deserve it when you get beat to death

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

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        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's khamzat chimaev fucking dominating kevin holland in a ufc fight where
          >just hit him lmao
          Is 110% legal but unlike what untrained retards such as

          It wouldn't work on me because I'd just hit him. It's literally as simple as that. You bjj fags are fucking retarded lmao. "Ohhhh oUHuhHuoo what if I grab you huh what if I do a lil grab its all over oHoOuU" what if I fucking kick your stupid legs out from under you and stomp on your chest? What if I let you grapple me so I can knee your ribs in and gouge your fucking eyes out? Get real lmao

          >gets roundhoused in the knee
          >collapses like a bitch because nobody taught him how to check a low kick
          Nothin personel kid

          found the bjj meme sport fag

          think if you don't have actual takedown defence a superior grappler will make you toss their salad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be extra painful for your ego when a wimp breaks both your arms using jiu jitsu

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a good one.
    >be me golden gloves boxer
    >bjj fag and his butt buddy challenge me to a fight.
    >I throw a punch
    >they crumple like fucking paper because they’re not trained for actual attacks

    Welcome to realtea

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did 2 years of muay thai for this sort of scenario. Well, in my head it's for an MMA context, but the rest of it is basically that.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of this actually happened lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been on the otherside. Train at mma gym, but only do BJJ. One of the mma guys who trains a lot of kickboxing and I were fucking around before class. We debate who would win in a fight--him because he does striking, or me because I am much better at MMA. We start lightly slap fighting. He fucking throws a hard leg kick that puts me on my ass. I had never felt a leg kick before. It was an eye opening experience. I started training kickboxing as soon as that massive purple bruise healed. BJJ guys really underestimate what a good striker can do.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fucking around at a party
      >MMA guy talking about his "hobby"
      >I mention it's not that impressive
      >he asks if I want to spar
      >ok I guess
      >he squares up at about 5 meters
      >I draw from my concealed hip holster in Chapman stance
      >he freezes, looks confused
      >smoothly transition from hip to chest to arms extended
      >squeeze off 4 rounds in quick succession
      >it does not throw off my transition as I keep a firm grip on the pistol
      >4 hits to center mass
      >he's down
      >everyone is stunned
      >cheers, applause
      >his girlfriend comes up and kisses me on the mouth

      Not so tough now, are you gay?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gunfags are insane lmao
        They really think you could do this and get away with it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          anti-gunfags are insane lmao
          They really think we think we could do this and get away with it

          it's called a joke you prissy european

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't think europoors think this
            t. former europoor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats alpha, cheers

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >girl who has a crush on me asked me if I wanted go to her dojo with her
    >whynot.jpg
    >warmup, no biggie as I am fit
    >1 exercise was kicking a ball with a frontkick
    >my swole legs manage this easily
    >light sparring next
    >50kg girl asks me to spar with her
    >whynot2.jpeg
    >half contact
    >try to show off what I only just learned
    >do front kick with "regular" force
    >kick to far and hit her square in the chest
    >girl gets shoved 10m into the center of the dojo
    >absolutesilence.flac
    >everyone lools at me in pure disbelieve
    >feel spaghetti.exe to start up
    >utter sorry and head for the locker room
    end of story, broke one of her ribs and was banned from the dojo.
    girl with a crush on me still wanted to date afterwards.

    all in all girls who to fighting sports are cool.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you go "regular" force? When I spar I try to just play tag and tap them. It is hard going that light, especially if I am still trying to strike fast, so inevitably I hit them harder than that, but thats what I aim for.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it was his first time in a dojo and he didn't grow up with sisters, then I can maybe believe that he didn't mean to fuck her up that bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only time I had a sexual thought in Jiu Jitsu was this one time I went up against a white belt crossfit chick who went 100% like she was trying to fucking ravage me. I'm a Medium-Heavyweight and a black belt so I could have just swept her and pinned her anytime, but I was letting her work and she went fucking nuts throwing me around trying to pass my guard and get to mount. It was honestly hotter than I like to admit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoops meant to reply to

        Ok I have another one

        >training at gym with hot teen Asian girl
        >I get in her guard
        >she’s trying to fucking kill me but she’s all of 95 lbs
        >her gi unravels and she’s wearing only a sports bra
        >im holding her stomach with both hand and she’s sweaty and wiggling
        >I pause for a second
        >first time I have ever had a sexual thought in bjj
        >I realize this would be like fucking her
        >boner
        >I spaz and give up my back and turtle
        >she leaps on me and tries to crack it like a crazy women
        >I just stay turtled with a raging hard on
        >look up at clock
        >90 seconds
        >hold on for dear life
        >round finally ends
        >slap hands and bear crawl away with my boner
        >sit out next round pretending I hurt my leg

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of this
      >Wife tells me to take out the trash
      >I'm too tired, I fell asleep like 2 hours ago
      >Pull her into bed and start punching her in the ribs
      >Feel my fists break something
      >Oops
      >She has a broken rib cage for the next few months

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bitches love to train with a martial chad

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sparred a tkd blackbelt, i did kickboxing but I played by her rules (obv I had a massive weight advantage), she went for a spinning hook kick, I leaned back to dodge and to my utter disbelief she kicked again with the same leg as she stopped the hook kick after it missed and went for a light roundhouse to my face

    Effective? Not really outside of point based sparring but to this day is the most unexpected strike I ever received.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the girl in question

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Russian and Polish girls doing sambo at my club are based as fuck

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only one I have is when some asshole at school kept starting shit with everyone and thought it would be fun to bully one girl, but turns out she knew judo. He got thrown good and didn't bother anymore, funny shit. Guess it works pretty well.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This might count

    >out on climbing trip in uni with a group of 10+ people and other unis
    >play games and drink after in a big cottage
    >one of the girls likes to challenge guys to wrestle
    >wrestling game where you have to get the other person's sock off
    >challenges me
    >she's pretty good technically
    >accidentally ragdoll her across the room
    >get breathless and just restrain her in an armlock for a couple minutes while I recover
    >eventually get the sock
    >her friend tries me as well and I get her sock
    >end up badly carpet burning my foot from pivoting to body her

    Could barely walk for a week bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you get to keep them?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women blahblah about martial arts
    >say I do fencing and archery
    >topic immediately changed
    >obvious superiority confirmed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peasants cant even fathom engaging in such activities. Mayhaps you partake in horse riding as well?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Horse riding costs an arm and leg, fencing gear costs less than a skiing outfit and archery maybe a quarter of that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Falconry, my good sir, falconry.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was once raped by a female Muay Thai champion that knew a little wrestling

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is it rape?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She put her fingers up my butt

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did you cum?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got a few
    >In judo
    >Paired with shortstack
    >Newaza drills
    >Practicing kesa gatame escapes
    >Have to push my head into opponent chest as I spin my body to sit up and push them down
    >Push my face into her tits
    >Sometimes I stalled a bit to enjoy it
    >She didn't mind
    >Motorboat her a bit
    >She giggled
    >We playfully called it the titty lock
    Then in bjj I tried the same technique while rolling with some bjj lesbian and she got me kicked out because she thought I was sexually harassing her kek.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In another bjj gym
      >Rolling with black belt shorty
      >She is fast and manages to reverse me and mount me everytime I move her
      >She is smug
      >Both breathing heavy
      >Try to bridge to shrimp away
      >She tangles her legs to mine
      >Try to shake her off but can't escape
      >Her butt is resting on top of my dick
      >Smug cunt is smug
      >Is that all you got anon
      >Got instantly diamond with her ass on top of my dick
      >We both feel everything
      >Both red as apples
      >She rolls into a knee bar and taps me out
      >Later after class
      >H-hey anon good roll, you are getting better but you need to focus a bit more
      >Y-you too....

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Later after class
        >H-hey anon good roll, you are getting better but you need to focus a bit more
        If she was light and not angry that's where you should have reply "you were distracting too much" as look over her.
        Coming back later and bringing up the topic shows she was thinking about it afterwards

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen this exact post multiple times before.
        Bot?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever known one girl who was legitimately into martial arts instead of just doing it for attention and fad chasing like most of them do. She went to regional and national Taekwondo competitions multiple times year. When she lost, she would get moody and bitchy for a few days and work on her shortcomings at the dojo or whatever it's called all weekend.
    She never challenged anyone to a fight as far as I know. It's just the meathead tough guys and attention whores who do that.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >commit felonious assault on woman
    >cops don't understand that I'm based and redpilled because men are superior
    >go to jail
    we live in a society

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me teenager
    >go to karate class
    >need to some punching exercise while rotating partners
    >supposed to hit eachother on the shoulder
    >I am a retard yellow belt
    >hit cute redhead straight on her titty
    >don’t even dare look at her during rest the class
    No idea if i hurt her, or if she even cared. I vividly remember getting super scared when I suddenly felt something soft. At least managed to touch a booby in my life

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    found on IST

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice work

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a gigantic welsh redhead will never manhandle you then reject you when you get weird on her
      I lift with the fury of this loss in my heart

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been talking to some thicc bjj girl I've met on hinge recently. When we finally meet u0p, I am going to look her in the eyes and say "I know you are a trained fighter, but there is no way you can pin me down. I am just too big and strong for it to be a fair fight." That should be enough to convince her to sit on my face.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh fuck, absolutely please do this. Make sure it’s literally the first thing out of your mouth. And make sure to record it so we can all watch her reaction at how cool and not at all a complete sperg you are.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not restraining her and giving her a kiss on the cheek
    ngmi

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Even if I am pretty introvert, after dominating her such bad I would tease her just for fun.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lololol damn you played that sooooo fucking wrong. Jesus christ you could have fucked her with the bjj bullshit.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >wrassler
    >girl is interested in joining, about 5'5 160 but actually carries it well (I usually wouldn't say this)
    >explain to her what weight classes are, she says something like "oh so I wouldn't be wrestling any scrawny little pipsqueaks"
    >lul.png
    >time for the season
    >she goes 1-19 with her only "win" being a forfeit
    Turns out lean highschool boys who cut down to 160/162 are pretty strong and girls get routinely fucked at the middleweights.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Co-ed wrestling? How progressive are things going to get before we say it's all too much?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        depending where you are, girls dont have enough wrestlers so they get mixed into the men
        esp in high school or amateur past high school

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was a couple years ago, pretty sure girls only wrestling is sanctioned here now.
        But yeah like the other anon said there isn't really enough girls doing wrestling for it to be its own thing in a lot of places; you'd have so many schools that fill maybe 3 of the weight classes, tournaments would have girls placing by default, dual meets with 2 hours of setup having 2 matches and lasting 10 minutes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ddue there's girls winning state tournaments against boys now, mixed wrestling is the norm in highschool now

        https://alaskasportshall.org/inductee/michaela-hutchison-beats-the-boys/#:~:text=Alaska%20Sports%20Hall%20of%20Fame,-Michaela%20Hutchison%20Beats&text=Nearly%202%2C000%20people%20were%20on,high%20school%20championship%20against%20boys.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that quick slap on the butt
          one step closer for the big sniff

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        girls regularly dominate the lower weight classes
        manlets can't catch a break

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Turns out lean highschool boys who cut down to 160/162

      Aren't they still ten or more pounds heavier? Of course they're dominate someone below their weight.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand what you mean anon. Anyone from 152.1-160.0 will compete in the same weight class. I'm just saying for a highschool kid to be lean AND water cut down to 160 they are just too strong for girls the same size to compete because 160 cut and lean highschool girls don't exist, they're all fat. And wrestling weight classed hard punish a bad body composition until you get into the 195/220/285 zone; to a lesser extent 170 and 182.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean someone cutting to 160lbs is likely heavier, even up to 170lbs.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE ONLY GIRL AT MY BJJ I WANNA ASK HER OUT

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't. She has had her ass and tiddies grabbed and fondled by all the men who rolled/sparred with her. And she secretly enjoys it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her that you have a IST pass and she's yours.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP this is a really good example of why woman shouldn't drink.

    At a party couple of years ago "lets see who can do most pull ups someone says".
    Oh shit I think.

    Suprised af, nobody manages more than 5.
    I slam out like 40 without breaking a sweat, friends jaws are literally hanging, one of my mates just say brah...

    Then 20mins later cocky "black belt" girl is abit drunk. Starts challenging men to fight.
    Challenges me to fight.
    Headlocked in 20 seconds.

    Let her go, hates me afterwards.
    LMFAO very amusing.

    Ex College Athlete, MMA, Amateur Boxer and Martial Artist- she knew none of this lmfao.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Headlock?

      Are you in 3rd grade? Thats not even a thing unless you want to get choked.

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me, 16, a decade ago
    >training kickboxing on this gym
    >class is like 5 dudes, 2 women, one teen asian girl
    >my sparring partner is usually one of the guys
    >but this day its me and this girl
    >she trains it since she was 10 so I get completely outclassed in technique
    >but im a boy with hormones through the roof so I'm still stronger
    >when it's my time to kick I do it with such strength that she leans a bit
    >"lol anon you're going all out im just a girl" and let out a giggle
    >she usually wore those very tight black training shorts
    >in a scene right out of my favorite dounjinshi I can clearly see her bulging clit on that tight, slightly wet from sweat shorts
    >think the girl with muscle fetish from the dumbell manga
    >massive boner and sexual thoughts flood my young mind
    >just want to ravage her violently on the spot
    >after 10 minutes of lascivious torture later, the teacher says training is over for today
    >go to the bathroom and blow the biggest load of my life, the fapping session took a minute or less
    If I didn't completely hated myself at the time I would have tried something. The gym changed address to somewhere a little too far away so I had to drop the classes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only way you would completely hate yourself is if you weren't even attracted to her
      you like that about yourself
      cherish it, for life can separate men from even these simple pleasures

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      reminds me of
      >be me, 37
      >taking german classes at local community college
      >also doing daily 5-mile run on school track and daily 40-mile bike rides
      >decide that i want to become a stronger swimmer so i can finally do a triathlon
      >talk to school's swim coach
      >he suggests that i start practicing with the water polo teams
      >guys and girls practice together most of the time
      >water polo coach advises me to get speedo's since board shorts add 20-30% drag
      >practice with them for a couple of months
      >they're all of course better than me, but i hold my own and am getting better
      >i'm friendly with everyone, everyone's friendly with me
      >one day, someone new begins practicing with us: 16-year-old girl from local high school
      >she's a little cutie
      >during daily scrimmage session, she and i are covering each other
      >we're both egg-beater'ing, trying to out-position the other
      >suddenly feel her wrap her legs around my waist
      >wtf? no one has ever done this in the past months, so is it a move that i just don't know?
      >we're both still egg-beater'ing, so our pelvises are grinding against each other through thin speedo material
      >feel myself getting hard
      >look at her, and she's got this look in her eyes
      >whoa!
      >eventually, i break free (or she let's loose?) and scrimmage continues like normal
      >don't talk to her because practice ends and guys go to their lockers/showers and girls go to theirs
      >over remaining 4 weeks of practice, this same thing happens with her about a dozen times
      >and every time she does it, she's got that look in her eyes
      >no one else notices, and i never talk to anyone else about it
      >water polo season ends and i never see her again
      any water polo anons here? was she doing a legit water polo move on me, or was it something else?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How retarded are you? Do you need her to yell in your ear, "FUCK ME ANON!"?

        Fucks sake, all you had to do was spend tell her you wanted to "practice" with her alone after. You get in water, start kissing, go to showers, pound her.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pedo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh my god you were turned on by a female who'd finished puberty two years ago and is in her prime reproductive year!
          >Don't you understand how sick and inhuman this is!
          >you mustn't be American!
          KYS loser

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh my god you were turned on by a female who'd finished puberty two years ago
            I'm bong, where 16 is legal and the only retards who think this are muslims and hindus unironically.
            3rd worlders amirite?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Oh my god you were turned on by a female who'd finished puberty two years ago
            I'm bong, where 16 is legal and the only retards who think this are muslims and hindus unironically.
            3rd worlders amirite?

            You belong in prison.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You belong at the end of a spear

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                to be fair, i've never fucked a 16 year old
                the law exists only so that they don't have to round up all the teenagers and lock up all the politicians

                There's no excuse for your predatory tendencies.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >predatory
                Protecting. My intentions are pure

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >be born bong
                >accused of being pedo because england
                fuck you, i've never touched a girl

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Roastie detected.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not even how the vagina works, just blatant sexism. A woman's value is not determined by her sexual history

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A woman's value is not determined by her sexual history

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i've seen a lot of dicky and one distinct pattern i've noticed is that innocent young girls ALL have innies
                it isn't until they start cramming all kinds of dick shaped things in there that it turns inside out
                the roast beef whore meme is 100% true and anyone who says otherwise is doing damage control (literally)

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                roast beef is estrogen
                not enough estrogen and the lips stay sealed together
                more estrogen = more roast beef

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                shut the fuck up retard

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mohamed seethe
                your nation has no education
                you don't even know hot to float a boat

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                How come you've seen so much?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A woman's value is not determined by her sexual history
                yes it is. this is why you can't find a boyfriend you fucking idiot.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              to be fair, i've never fucked a 16 year old
              the law exists only so that they don't have to round up all the teenagers and lock up all the politicians

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOO you can't get aroused by a sexually mature girl who is LITERALLY IN THE PEAK OF HER FERTILITY, that's so sick!!!

          >T. Roastie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          You belong in prison.

          [...]
          There's no excuse for your predatory tendencies.

          hahahahahahahahahaha
          everyone get a load of this JEALOUS ROASTIE LMFAO
          guess what, you old hag?
          chads will ALWAYS prefer young girls
          now that you're old and worn out, the only "men" you'll be getting are beta cuck LOSERS
          deal with it, you stupid old whore
          no amount of crying about it and calling real men pedos for liking young girls because they're way hotter and infinitely more fertile than you (and not broken with a thousand cock stare like you) will change this
          now fuck off and stop destroying society with your whoredom and ~~*feminism*~~

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day pedo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never seen anything this gay in my waterpolo years, being a female is hot tho and she wanted to fuck I assure you is not a legit waterpolo move lol

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have one
    >started going with cousin to some super backyard mma lessons classes in a padded warehouse with a few other people during the summer
    >one day a full squad of cheerleaders is in there using the place as well with us
    >constantly see the girls staring at us when we are rolling while they rest, we do the same when we rest
    >constantly both their coaches and our teacher get mad at us for staring at each other
    >I sweat easily so am constantly sweating due to this place only having a big fan to cool the place so I constantly go drink my bottled waters
    >one day while drinking one of the cheerleaders is near my shit as she also put her bag near mine
    >'oh let me get my stuff out of your way,'
    >oh it's ok, what are you doing today?
    >afterwards we make small talk from time to time till one day
    >class for them finishes and ours finishes like 5 mins later
    >everyone already leaving see girl I've been talking to standing around with a friend of hers
    >hey, not leaving?
    >yeah soon actually we were kinda hoping you could should us some moves
    >my stupid ass thinks so they can protect themselves so agree
    >show them what we were learning where you grab their arm, turn your back to them, shove your ass into them and like flip them over you to the floor
    >talking to the one girl I always talked to about what she was doing for the weekend when out of nowhere get my ass flipped by the girl trying the move on me
    >staring at the ceiling as I hit the floor hard when both of the girls jump on me and start trying to do submissions on me
    >main girl is so high on my chest i can barely move and the other girl is like holding my legs
    >both are laughing and I'm completely embarrassed that I am like frozen or my body is so heavy
    >out of nowhere girl on my chest is staring at me, leans down close to my face and uses her hands to wipe my face of my sweat and smiles at me
    >can feel myself immediately getting hard and immediately notice girl near my legs stop moving
    cont..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately start bucking girl off my chest in embarrassment so they don't notice my boner
      >get girl near my legs away pretty easily as she kinda just let go but girl on my chest is just full on laughing as I try to get a good base to move her
      >finally just autism strength her and flip her to now I'm on top of her
      >she's still just laughing and staring at me
      >keep in mind she's wearing her cheerleading uniform
      >immediately get up and rush to my bag to hide my full on hardon
      >see them out of the corner of my eye as leg girl walks up to main girl and starts like whispering something to her
      >main girl's eyes widen then just full on stares at me without blinking
      >she without breaking eyecontact goes to her bag and both of them start leaving
      >bye anon
      I have no idea if they knew I had a hard on but I was too nervous to see them again so I skipped training for 2 weeks afterwards.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duuude... This could have been more obvious if it had a sign with neon letters. They were horny as fuck. No other occasion where cheerleaders sit on a sweating wrestler. And they pushed you down to feel you flex while struggele.
        I am not sure adter that scene you were wetter or they...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon wtf you could have had an orgy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This dude took a porn script and made a greentext out of it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And still managed to write himself sperging out rather than landing a threesome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>I sweat easily so am constantly sweating due to this place only having a big fan to cool the place so I constantly go drink my bottled waters
      anglophones will not see anything wrong with this sentence

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lactose

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately start bucking girl off my chest in embarrassment so they don't notice my boner
      >get girl near my legs away pretty easily as she kinda just let go but girl on my chest is just full on laughing as I try to get a good base to move her
      >finally just autism strength her and flip her to now I'm on top of her
      >she's still just laughing and staring at me
      >keep in mind she's wearing her cheerleading uniform
      >immediately get up and rush to my bag to hide my full on hardon
      >see them out of the corner of my eye as leg girl walks up to main girl and starts like whispering something to her
      >main girl's eyes widen then just full on stares at me without blinking
      >she without breaking eyecontact goes to her bag and both of them start leaving
      >bye anon
      I have no idea if they knew I had a hard on but I was too nervous to see them again so I skipped training for 2 weeks afterwards.

      you guys seriously have to stop doing this to me

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join a new boxing gym
    >as usual, some uppity fag challenges the newbie so he can get some self-esteem back from being a manlet
    >sigh and blow his kneecap off with my Beretta 92FS
    >everyone starts screaming and begging for their lives
    Bros I don't get it, I'm trying to learn some self-defense techniques here but everyone's a fucking pussy and starts crying once I break out my Gun Kata

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Laughed hard at this one, well done anon.
      I assume its weeb shit, can you explain the gun kata part?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go watch Equilibrium

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the giver was good if you like that kind of shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls into martial arts are weird 100% of the time. Not always sexual or anything but no normal girls/women seek it out as a hobby.

    Rolling with women is boring and is a waste of a round. I’ll train and be nice and that’s about it.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow I’m the fucking bad guy
    Yes. At no point did you attempt to sniff or lick her feet in full view of the party goers as a "goof".

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >super tall (2m) heavyweight (100kg)
    >blue belt rolling with a female white belt qt
    >take her back
    >"omg your arm can go all around my body, I love it"

    Mfw trying not to get a boner

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She had a raging girl boner as well I bet.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There’s no way to really win here.
    >woman tries to fight you
    >most likely she can’t do shit
    >will go all out in an impotent rage and May be able to hurt you now
    >if you shut them down you’re the bad guy

    Best thing to do is just bear hug them so they can’t move.
    My girlfriend tries to fight me and then cries if I fight back. So I just end it by above.

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no ground and pound
    Weak display of dominance

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I train with a multiple time female blackbelt world champion. She could beat me when I first started, but by the time I had 2 stripes on my white belt (about 8 months), we mostly just stalemated. Now as a bluebelt I roll with her at 20% as though she is a helpless child and still submit her 3x a round.

    To put that into more perspective, I have never submitted a male black belt a single time, not even our 150lb one.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how weak they sound, I'm convinced all female ufc'ers are all just giga coomers who want to be manhandled.
    Subtlety isn't our greatest strength, but chicks could be soaking wet and keep a poker face

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had 2 lesbians with their entire ground game being smothering me with their tiddies. Poppin a boner with a cup isn't fun when you got a big boy pp

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a real story but last night I dreamt that there was a cute brown belt at my dojo and she playfully bullied me a lot, I wish it was real.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really martial arts but when I was in highschool there was a girl who would always try and play fight me rough

    >we would slap box
    >all the other guys would go easy on her
    >when she’d fight me I’d slap the fuck out of her
    >block her hits so rough she breaks her acrylic nails
    >face has a massive red mark
    >white Knights her upset
    >I laugh at them
    >girl tells them to shut up and that she likes fighting me because I don’t go easy on her
    >every time I hit her she just charges me harder
    >slap her shit up and she flashes me a pretty smile

    Still friends with her 10years later. She is my only female friend. She had the biggest crush on me in highschool but I never went for her since I had a gf. Still with the same girl. Slapgirl remains an amazing friend and I’m glad we can be good platonic friends.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There it fucking is. Proof that women will always go for the asshole that never pays attention to her over a nice guy like me. Same classic fucking story every time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what you talking about asshole, he's the nice guy in this scenario

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when she’d fight me I’d slap the fuck out of her
          >block her hits so rough she breaks her acrylic nails
          >face has a massive red mark

          CAN U READ RETARD NICE GUYS FINISH LAST

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            she wanted that, he didn't treat her like a thing about to break and she craved that

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            here's the truth
            >girls asks for a fight

            >anon; slap* punch* kick* 'haha many funs, only jokes and play, much games, top frens'
            >you; 'no, no i can't do that you're too weak and frail and i want to be nice to you by not beating you with my genetic superiority which i will use to protect you from men who beat you once we are married'
            do you understand?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But you're not actually nice, it's just an act to try and convince the girl to sleep with you (they wont)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Asshole? She asked me not to hold back so I didn’t.

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn bro just because she rejected you , doesn’t mean you can make up stories

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be 18 to post here

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Be me
    > Tagged to fight woman in belt test
    > Kenpo karate
    > She's close to a black belt but not there yet

    We're friends but she has fought other men before for tests and they all fight very defensively. She told me she feels slighted by this.

    > Ok then
    > You're going nowhere
    > I got you for three minutes
    > That's three minutes of pain
    > I don't just know karate
    > Amateur boxer
    > Dabbled in muay Thai
    > Used to train MMA
    > She just knows karate
    > She kicks me once
    > I kick her once, knock her down
    > She tries to kick me again
    > Block with shin
    > She stops trying to kick
    > Let my hands go
    > Just walking her down at this point
    > Crowd is gasping at everything
    > nth degree black belts there to watch as guests look intimidated
    > Fight is over
    > She hugs me and thanks me for taking her seriously

    I fought her son several months after. She tried to prepare him for me but I kicked him once in the body and he got too scared and stopped protecting his face.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what martial art should i do with no experience?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kickboxing

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know a bitch that did karate and almost killed some drunk gay. She kicked him full force in the head and he fractured his skull on the pavement. Also got 0 charges because girl

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Umm strikingsisters... he was 7 inches taller and 40 pounds heavier and he just hit him when he was doing all that faggy wrestling shit... why didn't he win? It was his turn..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >win by decision
      so no one beat anyone

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >y-yeah he won b-but
        COPE

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    where do they keep all the shoes haha asking for a friend hehe

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Juri Han will never kick me in the head

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a white belt but it feels like i never progress. Nobody goes into detail on the basics we just train different throws and all that then do randori. I still don't 100% know what to do when i get someone on the mat, i know like 1 hold and even then i'm not exactly sure if i got put to do it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look stuff up on your own and try it out. Tons of guides on how to do things online. Just be careful the first times till you understand what you're doing. Don't expect to get everything from trainers. Their time is limited.

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I accidently farted on two girls sperately and was too embarrassed to appologise. Since women talk about everything, I'm 99.99% sure I'm known as the "farter guy" or "gas man" or some shit.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >any stories?

    Yes, I lost my virginity in hs to a girl I took Taekwondo with. We dated for quite a while, we had lots of sex and sparring matches. We both eventually got our black belts. Very fond memories. Would recommend!

    t. oldfag

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a judo friend, international championships and shit
    >very annoying tomboy, about 65kg
    >I dont know any martials
    >get into argument
    >"woman can't match a man's strenght"
    >"oh yes we can"
    >"no you can't"
    >"yes I can"
    >"no"
    >"yes"
    >"no yo -ACK"
    >it all happens under 2-3 seconds
    >she grabs my right arm, twists it behind me
    >somethings pushing my knees
    >somethings pulling me back
    >forearm hurts like its about to break
    >knees are bending, quads and calves hurting
    >a strong urge to let go and drop back on my ass
    >waitaminute
    >fuck_no.jpg
    >fully engage lower body and lock it in a half rep squat position
    >use full force to get my arm free
    >instinctively do a motion that can be described close to being a forehand frisbee throw
    >put hips, abs, shoulders and chest into it
    >manage to free my arm
    >appearantly she was still attached to the said arm
    >she looses contact with ground for a fraction of a second
    >she releases grip, lands, staggers a few steps backwards
    >"huh, you actually were strong"
    I still don't think a man who isn't a manlet and/or isnt below 80kg can ever be downed by a girl.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to win against a girl in a fight is by overpowering her so much that you don't have to hurt her to win.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grappler chick goes for a double leg
    >sprawl
    >lift her up having her ass right to my face

    Fun times

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gym has a couple pretty good chicks who do bjj and mma

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Somehow I’m the fucking bad guy
    For normies of course
    For /fit you're just a genius that make us laugh
    For the majority you're stupid tho

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >15
    >In taekwondo class
    >Teacher pairs me with a cute tomboy
    >We practice kicks
    >At one point she kicks me in the face with her sole
    >Best day of my life

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure the stories in this thread are fake as fuck, but with ground fighting/wrestling it really just comes down to weight differences. if you are sparring with someone of a comparable weight, then the more skilled fighter will obviously win. but it will always be more difficult for a person who is higher skilled and weighs substantially less.

    it takes hours of practice to condition these techniques, and you will only gradually increase the amount of weight you can handle in an opponent. for example, training a certain technique for x hours will allow you to handle an opponent that is 10lbs heavier.

    so saying you can take down a girl who is highly trained doesnt really matter if you are like 50+lbs heavier than her

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not really an interesting one but I watched one girl break another girls nose while they were rolling. I usually got fucked up by girls when I first started though. Especially purple or brown belts. Never rolled with a female black belt.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sniffed a girl's foot secretly when we were training

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devilish

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got one

    >be me, 13 y/o 10 years ago
    >just started mma
    >few girls in the class
    >doing grappling drills
    >paired with cute girl
    >no idea what im doing so she easily mounts me
    >pins my arms down and says "youre cute"
    >i get very visibly flustered
    >gym ends up changing locations and never end up seeing her again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve been a sperg for 10 years
      >you can tell I still am because I remember and tell this story all the time

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot to attach the gigachad image

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >grow up in rural corn fed school
    >wrestle from the time I'm in kindergarten until I graduate
    >transfer to slightly more inner city school just across county lines
    >schools play each other in sports
    >old country school wrestling coach is big shot multiple time state high school champion and adult greco-roman national champion
    >dudes ripped
    >his four sons dominate rural school's sports
    >ffw to wrestling regionals junior year
    >new city school vs old rural school
    >coach's son is up to wrestle
    >our only female wrestler on the team is up against him
    >female weightclasses were too small for their own tournament so were counted into the male
    >she's alright at wrestling but not super good by any means
    >I'd beat her in practice
    >coach's son is barely holding his position but still on track to go to state this year
    >he's already starting to get a chub before the match even started
    >oh no.jpeg
    >she immedietely shoots and gets him on the double leg
    >slams him down on his back
    >he tries to get up to his hips but she circles around and gets him into a head and arm
    >he's fully erect everyone can see it
    >he's not even wrestle properly because of how obviously he's flustered
    >he's trying to bridge but it's no good
    >pin
    >it's been maybe 15 seconds
    >he gets up ashamed, crying, red in the face
    >a girl gave him a boner, ruined his shot at state that year, and then laughed and skipped across the mat to shake his dad's hand (the coach) and say good game

    literally everyone bullied the shit out of him for it for years to come. never lose to a girl, he still gets bullied for it today and it's been almost a literal decade.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >, he still gets bullied for it today and it's been almost a literal decade.
      Fucking small towns man
      I haven't seen anybody from highschool in decades

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw him at a middle school wrestling tournament last year. gf and I were doing weigh in's and admissions for some extra pocket change. $150 a day each. Him and his dad were referee's. All my gf and I could do was laugh our ass off about it. He never made eye contact with me when we went up and talked to him and his dad. His dad bullshitted with me for a while. Told him how my dad and brother's were doing. But his son never said a thing or looked either of us in the eye. He knew we knew and he was probably praying we didn't bring it up. I didn't serve in the army with him, I think he went reserve, but I was in the same national guard company with a lot of other guys that we all went to school with. They apparently to this day bring it up and tease him about it when they hang out and drink. I'm happy as fuck I'm moved away, nobody knows me at all where I live and that's how I like it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Americans are mentally ill

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doing closed guard break drills with qt girl
    >me on top
    >get a couple of reps in
    >awkward eye contact
    >she giggles
    >start getting a boner
    >stall for a couple of seconds
    >coach calls for a break and I thank jesus

    don't do nogi bros...

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rule #1, women are like small dogs. They are to be coddled, encouraged, and treated like they are big dogs.

    Rule #2, Never engage seriously in a physical activity with a woman. There is no way to win. (You win, everyone expected that, you're the bad guy. You lose, everyone thinks you're a bitch who got beat by a girl).

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > At boxing gym
    > Owner freely admits he makes all his money teaching cardio to 30-something women so he can coach more seriously since that's his passion
    > Sparring every Wednesday and Thursday evening (full contact on Fridays and Saturdays)
    > Mixed group, mostly guys
    > One chick has probably the fastest hands in the gym
    > Could have easily flattened her because she was maybe 110 or 120
    > But this isn't one of those stories
    > She was aware that she was not invincible
    > And this was sparring, not full contact
    > Learned some useful speed technique sparring with her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool and wholesome story.
      I went to a dojo with a former captain of the us olympic judo team. I could not for the life of me ever do anything to her. It was pretty neat and I learned a lot of great techniques.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Owner freely admits he makes all his money teaching cardio to 30-something women

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >at party
    >some girl is "the real deal", purple belt in BJJ according to her
    >she's as cocky as you can expect
    >has that attitude of humiliating people and intimidation game as soon as she gets confronted
    >have a disagreement with her about some bullshit
    >I've observed her fighting in the past, she does that faggy hold every BJJ retard always does to bring the fight to the ground
    >elbow her in the right eye before she can get close to me
    >throw her on her shitty Ikea coffee table
    >breaks it in half
    >everyone applause

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good job, anon. You beat her at her own game. Trannies win over women in the oppression olympics every single time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this, the feminist fears the chud

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          feminists and 10yo girls in public restrooms

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >10yo girls
            best age

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