Anyone here ever try using ancient training methods to get fit?

Anyone here ever try using ancient training methods to get fit?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a reason they are ancient

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the average spartan from 500 B.C would mog your little DYEL ass into a different timeline, rentboy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The average spartan would be aboue a foot smaller than me and be lucky if I employed him to tie my fucking laces.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spartans were tall thanks to eugenics

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tall for their time.

            I'm tall for our time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alexander kicked Sparta's ass and the bro was 5 foot even.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not making mammoth carries
    ngmi

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spartan
    >Gladiator helmet in the cover
    I hate this

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spartan
    >Roman gladiator (likely secvtor or mvrmillo) helmet instead of myrmidon or even Corinthian helmet

    Shiggy

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point? We already figured out that all you have to do is lift heavy, eat big and sleep well, anything extra is either a meme or will give you negligible benefits

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cardio?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but randomly killing the helots who live in the trailer park down the street every year got me in trouble.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you aren’t doing weighted marches every week your doing it VERY wrong

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roman legions could walk with full kit for miles everyday, they’d totally out pace modern soldiers. I think it was the food they eat real foods that weren’t infested with plastic particles and grown in soil depleted areas, ancients were just all round a different beast and we couldn’t ever hope to match them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bought a weighted vest to try and emulate them and 50 lbs put me on my ass and that was only 3 miles

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they were manlets 5'3-5'2 on average so gravity doesn't pull them down as much as modern they humans

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        falling over dead from exhaustion or exposure was considered the cost of doing business back then

  9. 4 weeks ago
    GORILLA

    1. Segregate from women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't sparta notable for not doing this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s literally what lead to their downfall KEK

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