are any of you sunbathemaxxing. What kind of resources would I need to be sunbathing two or three days as a start?

are any of you sunbathemaxxing
What kind of resources would I need to be sunbathing two or three days as a start?
General advice?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be 10% body fat before you are allowed to partake.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fuck, I'm 8%. Any general bulking advice?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Eat one (1) sandwich

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Slow down there fatty. Half a british tea sandwich.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ages your skin at an extreme pace
    yeah no thanks
    Verification not required.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sun damage is caused by seed oils.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wut

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA. Cells made from PUFAs are more sensitive to UV and ROS.

          "Megadosing" Vitamin D is better than using SPF sunblock. Their are other vitamins and minerals you can take to reduce sun damage, but I don't remember all of them.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would berry my tongue in either hole

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What did she mean by this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Try and clean up the quality, I would say grool but the distortion could just be a failed tampon. Either way, she dirty.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a fucking stank.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are vaginas so gross yet so appealing...

      just kidding, I'm a millennial--i only eat ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You probably don't get any action or you post here.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You probably don't get any action or you post here.
          I'm married, so i get more action then most of you, but less than i'd prefer kek

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How much stuff do you have to bribe her with for your twice monthly?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Real talk: We probably average about 2-3 times per week of doing something sexual, but she's very vanilla and we've been together for 8 years now so the sex has gotten a bit boring.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well exactly what are you looking to do that she isn’t up for? You being tied up? You shitting on her chest?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                More like a blowjob once a week

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                What is your diet? Have you tried the donut game?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know if I will be able to reply again if you answer. Increase pineapple to sweeten you your jizz/dick. If you don’t know the donut game, get her favorite flavor glaze donut and have her eat it off your dick. Likewise a grape or some other sweet object to put in her pussy for you to eat. Having the object requires different facial muscles and tongue movements as you have to keep soft teeth. Keeping it silly also distracts from what is actually going on if her mind has trouble with it.

                She refuses to let me cum in her mouth and she hates receiving oral (pretty sure some weird shit happened to her in middle school involving some other girl)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t know if I will be able to reply again if you answer. Increase pineapple to sweeten you your jizz/dick. If you don’t know the donut game, get her favorite flavor glaze donut and have her eat it off your dick. Likewise a grape or some other sweet object to put in her pussy for you to eat. Having the object requires different facial muscles and tongue movements as you have to keep soft teeth. Keeping it silly also distracts from what is actually going on if her mind has trouble with it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I also will admit I haven’t had sex since 2009 so extreme grains of salt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >>
                Holy fucking statistics gore, the top 50% of that graph accounts for 90% interest rate. Everything below half is less than 10% of people interested in the fetish, what a fucking joke

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                Here's the active thread if you want to join in

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the look in their eyes when you (against their will) grope their ass and thighs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aging, melanoma.
    Not worth it. There's the melanotan peptide, but that still requires UV exposure.
    Fake tans have come a long way. I get a spray tan every week or so, and girls on apps keep asking me whether I'm a surfer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should also buy a leather jacket, so they can ask you whether your a biker.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Or a cowboy hat so they think your a cowboy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao. Just reminded me of that Japanese guy who's obsessed with being a cowboy. He came to America to go to a gun range(or dude ranch?) and hire instructors to get better at shooting revolvers.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wish we were the America that Japan remembered us as. Stay rootin and tootin Nippon-san

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Based. Reminds me of a Chinese guy living in Australia I met and he wore a bunch of R.M.Williams clothes including hat and tried to put on a heavy aussie accent.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or a space suit so they think you’re an astronaut.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A pirate hat will surely get her wet matey.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Get cancer and look like a moron
    >Pay us shekels to get treated

    Gas yourself shekelgoldschlomosteinberg

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can't produce vitamin D at my latitude till march

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    With gf for 4 years in January. We have sex 4 times all of 2022. Its over.
    Gonna push myself in the gym even more and get a ln even sicker physique after break up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Had*
      I am 6'1 and had abs all of 2022 btw. Going to concentrate on my business as well and push to 7 figures.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am asian

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is the post format a coincidence or you're making fun of me? fuck you

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