are any of you sunbathemaxxing
What kind of resources would I need to be sunbathing two or three days as a start?
General advice?
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are any of you sunbathemaxxing
What kind of resources would I need to be sunbathing two or three days as a start?
General advice?
Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
Ape Out Shirt $21.68 |
You have to be 10% body fat before you are allowed to partake.
frick, I'm 8%. Any general bulking advice?
Eat one (1) sandwich
Slow down there fatty. Half a british tea sandwich.
>ages your skin at an extreme pace
yeah no thanks
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Sun damage is caused by seed oils.
Wut
NTA. Cells made from PUFAs are more sensitive to UV and ROS.
"Megadosing" Vitamin D is better than using SPF sunblock. Their are other vitamins and minerals you can take to reduce sun damage, but I don't remember all of them.
I would berry my tongue in either hole
What did she mean by this?
Try and clean up the quality, I would say grool but the distortion could just be a failed tampon. Either way, she dirty.
What a fricking stank.
Why are veganas so gross yet so appealing...
just kidding, I'm a millennial--i only eat ass
You probably don't get any action or you post here.
>You probably don't get any action or you post here.
I'm married, so i get more action then most of you, but less than i'd prefer kek
How much stuff do you have to bribe her with for your twice monthly?
Real talk: We probably average about 2-3 times per week of doing something sexual, but she's very vanilla and we've been together for 8 years now so the sex has gotten a bit boring.
Well exactly what are you looking to do that she isn’t up for? You being tied up? You shitting on her chest?
More like a blowjob once a week
What is your diet? Have you tried the donut game?
She refuses to let me cum in her mouth and she hates receiving oral (pretty sure some weird shit happened to her in middle school involving some other girl)
I don’t know if I will be able to reply again if you answer. Increase pineapple to sweeten you your jizz/dick. If you don’t know the donut game, get her favorite flavor glaze donut and have her eat it off your dick. Likewise a grape or some other sweet object to put in her pussy for you to eat. Having the object requires different facial muscles and tongue movements as you have to keep soft teeth. Keeping it silly also distracts from what is actually going on if her mind has trouble with it.
I also will admit I haven’t had sex since 2009 so extreme grains of salt.
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Holy fricking statistics gore, the top 50% of that graph accounts for 90% interest rate. Everything below half is less than 10% of people interested in the fetish, what a fricking joke
Here's the active thread if you want to join in
imagine the look in their eyes when you (against their will) grope their ass and thighs
Aging, melanoma.
Not worth it. There's the melanotan peptide, but that still requires UV exposure.
Fake tans have come a long way. I get a spray tan every week or so, and girls on apps keep asking me whether I'm a surfer.
You should also buy a leather jacket, so they can ask you whether your a biker.
Or a cowboy hat so they think your a cowboy.
Lmao. Just reminded me of that Japanese guy who's obsessed with being a cowboy. He came to America to go to a gun range(or dude ranch?) and hire instructors to get better at shooting revolvers.
I wish we were the America that Japan remembered us as. Stay rootin and tootin Nippon-san
Based. Reminds me of a Chinese guy living in Australia I met and he wore a bunch of R.M.Williams clothes including hat and tried to put on a heavy aussie accent.
Or a space suit so they think you’re an astronaut.
A pirate hat will surely get her wet matey.
>Get cancer and look like a Black person
>Pay us shekels to get treated
Gas yourself shekelgoldschlomosteinberg
Can't produce vitamin D at my latitude till march
With gf for 4 years in January. We have sex 4 times all of 2022. Its over.
Gonna push myself in the gym even more and get a ln even sicker physique after break up.
Had*
I am 6'1 and had abs all of 2022 btw. Going to concentrate on my business as well and push to 7 figures.
I am asian
Is the post format a coincidence or you're making fun of me? frick you