NO! What fricking moron keeps making these threads?! Jalepeno cheese spread and beef taco taste alright tho.
t.zogbot turned zogmerc
Post favorite field food stories.
>Be me, unit about to go on weekend FTX >Food will be issued in field; but everyone brings their own snacks for reasons >New LT, fresh from West Point, shows up >PSG gives him packing list with everything he'll need >Tells him to come back the night before we leave so he can check over it >Cadidiot does as told, inspection happens >PSG tells us about it next morning
>He managed to get the basic gear right >Saw "personal food items" on the list >Decides this means Hardtack and salted beef >He's packed about 30 pounds of that shit >Like it's 1850 or some shit. Straight out of the Civil War >PSG didn't have the heart to tell him no >LT spends the first day talking about how he's so excited to eat like a soldier >Set up first camp site, he breaks the hardtack out and starts painfully eating it >Shocked when I sit down next to him with a big bag of gummi worms >Two of my squadmates show up with poptarts, peanut protein bars, and dip. >Watching his soul slowly die inside him was priceless. >Saw him throw it all out the next morning when he realized we get fed.
i eat canadian imp's and they are designed to sit in your stomach and digest slow like a brick. all carbs and starches. the entrees are startlingly tasty tho
yo is military service even worth it? when I was 18 I decided frick that shit cuz full metal jacket type horror stories sounded like they were pretty reasonably accurate
if you dont give shit about politics or what ever you are doing in some shithole of a country, then yes its easy and pays decent, and later you can come back to your country and act like all edgy PTSD warrior then blow your brains out, or if you are normal level headed person just life normal life after that
Frick no
t. current zogbot with 6> months left in service
Post favorite field food stories.
>Be me, unit about to go on weekend FTX
>Food will be issued in field; but everyone brings their own snacks for reasons
>New LT, fresh from West Point, shows up
>PSG gives him packing list with everything he'll need
>Tells him to come back the night before we leave so he can check over it
>Cadidiot does as told, inspection happens
>PSG tells us about it next morning
>He managed to get the basic gear right
>Saw "personal food items" on the list
>Decides this means Hardtack and salted beef
>He's packed about 30 pounds of that shit
>Like it's 1850 or some shit. Straight out of the Civil War
>PSG didn't have the heart to tell him no
>LT spends the first day talking about how he's so excited to eat like a soldier
>Set up first camp site, he breaks the hardtack out and starts painfully eating it
>Shocked when I sit down next to him with a big bag of gummi worms
>Two of my squadmates show up with poptarts, peanut protein bars, and dip.
>Watching his soul slowly die inside him was priceless.
>Saw him throw it all out the next morning when he realized we get fed.
i eat canadian imp's and they are designed to sit in your stomach and digest slow like a brick. all carbs and starches. the entrees are startlingly tasty tho
I found that after 6 weeks they all started to taste the same.
NO! What fricking moron keeps making these threads?! Jalepeno cheese spread and beef taco taste alright tho.
t.zogbot turned zogmerc
Damn how is life as a merc? Got any cool stories?
>zogmerc
Being a glorified security guard isn't mercenary work
>zogmerc
lol didn't you fricker just lost Afghanistan as playground?
Where do you play rodeo now cowboy?
nice
Dumb question, enjoy basic.
what is the pink goop in the cans?
Foie gras obviously
pate
Sure, if you like shitting a cinder block every 24 hours.
I do actually I enjoy it a lot
Ask the afghans. They took all mine after my boss made me give up my tanks and guns to them 🙁
No civilian canned food is better.
Only Russian ones have enough protein
They do the job when you need them, in general eat fresh unprocessed food.
yo is military service even worth it? when I was 18 I decided frick that shit cuz full metal jacket type horror stories sounded like they were pretty reasonably accurate
if you dont give shit about politics or what ever you are doing in some shithole of a country, then yes its easy and pays decent, and later you can come back to your country and act like all edgy PTSD warrior then blow your brains out, or if you are normal level headed person just life normal life after that
Hardly anyone deploys anymore and if they do they're not seeing combat
/foo/
you nig nogs got more food threads up than IST