5'11" with a 7.25" dick, white, blonde, blue eyes, and I can do at least a couple pull ups.
Other than that I'm a skinny fat loser.
Yep, much better, without even trying.
>5'11" >42" chest >15" arms >15% BF >30" waist >6" penis >160lbs >33 years old >Northern European >0 spent on vitamins/supplements >don't have any fitness equipment >never timed my mile >don't know beats per minute, not checking
I live like a cat. Lazy with bursts of activity and good stretching. Diet is very good, too.
>6'2 >195 >13% body fat. >9in Penis >12 hours a week in the gym. >31 waist >17in arms >6 and a half minute mile
46 in chest. >Avg number of pullups 15.
What do I win
you're supposed to measure base to tip, not ass to tip
crazy how literally every man on the internet has a significantly above average penis. the only people who are honest are the micropenis freaks who get off to the humiliation
Cope, micropeen-haver. This thread baits replies from people eager to brag about being better than average, so don't expect a bunch of terminally small-dicked losers to reply.
Yea most guys like you are genuinely delusional about their size. Always gives me a chuckle when they INSIST that I'm at least 8 inches. I'm not, I'm just the only one measuring properly.
>crazy how literally every man on the internet has a significantly above average penis
Or could it be that the above average penis posters post about their penis length more often because they're proud? Hmmm, really makes me think.
I mean, some people probably are lying, but consider that penis size sort of self-selects for telling people about it? Nobody with a little dick will openly state as much, and people with above average dicks will gladly anonymously say so. >t. 7" and some change gang.
Im a bit over 8" unitonically and have measured a dozen times because I cant believe how big it is when it looks so small to me
But I have shit eyesight and glasses which are thick as frick, when I put contact lenses on it looks much bigger
Its all a matter of perspective and tricking your sight, with several factors a 5" dick can be made to look bigger than a 8" one
Im a bit over 8" unitonically and have measured a dozen times because I cant believe how big it is when it looks so small to me
But I have shit eyesight and glasses which are thick as frick, when I put contact lenses on it looks much bigger
Its all a matter of perspective and tricking your sight, with several factors a 5" dick can be made to look bigger than a 8" one
It has to do with your thigh length and hand size.
If you’re 5’7” with 7” it’s gonna look monstrous compared to 6’7” with 7”
well others here could still be lying but I know for a fact im below six inches. last I checked I think I reached five and a half, or a little under that. like with penis length, it's also as if every guy here is also above average height at 6 foot something when, in america at least, that's only about 15% of men
Imagine beating this homosexual to death with a hammer targeting all the non vital areas first making sure he sees his dick and balls get bashed in before I remove his eyes with the hammer claw proceeding to hit him at different varying times leaving him so scared knowing any second minute or hour now the next strike is coming leaving him so terrified he begs for the sweet embrace of death but only I'm in control of that because I bashed his limbs into paste that would be so funny and hilarious haha
thats fricking newb shit >rape his loved one (prolly a guy this dude loks like a gay) >when youre done slit the throat >get the kid they're grooming and blow his brains out so the splatter goes on him
>make sure you record all of it >flay the corpse (this is important later) >solitary confinement for him >drug him (psychedelics) sleep deprive him by playing the recording >hang him up and beat em >repeat for 15 days >drug him more and bring him out >make him wear the skin suit >reenact the rape with some dindus >more solitary confinement play some sleep learning shit like mkultra type shit >randomly beat him >maybe starve him and feed him the kid >release him after breaking him and convincing him to take his anger out on some ~~*random*~~ institution >orwell him in the back off the head randomly afterwords
i miss him bros, his edited webms were top tier shitposts
i don't remember his name but he was catfhished and ousted as a groomer by a literal roblox addicted 13yo
>5'11" >42" chest >15" arms >15% BF >30" waist >6" penis >160lbs >33 years old >Northern European >0 spent on vitamins/supplements >don't have any fitness equipment >never timed my mile >don't know beats per minute, not checking
I live like a cat. Lazy with bursts of activity and good stretching. Diet is very good, too.
>6'2 >195 >13% body fat. >9in Penis >12 hours a week in the gym. >31 waist >17in arms >6 and a half minute mile
46 in chest. >Avg number of pullups 15.
Let's see.. >847 bucks annually on bullshit
yup, probably >fitness equipment a place to hang clothes
just my workout clothes >52 resting BPM
i dunno never kept track >2.87 Hours per week of exercise
Really? That's the average? I do around 8 a week and that feels perfectly average >1.1 lbs of fat gained each year
I'm sure it's a lot more considering bulk/cut cycles >1 Average number of pull-ups
I suck at pull-ups and still can do more than that >77 yrs. Average life expectancy
idk I smoked for over 10 years >23 yrs old being the best shape of my life
yeah nah, I had just got out of the military and got fat as shit >12:17 average time to run a mile
frick cardio >1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year
...okay? N/A >5'9.2"
I'm the dreaded 5'11" but tell everyone I'm 6' because who gives a shit >40" chest
38.5" brb gonna kms >17.6% bf
I'm about 18% >13" size of average flexed bicep
Mine's 14", made up for the smol chest so dont have to kms >34" waist size
frick, I'm 35", now I gotta kms again >5.08" avg penis size
lol? Mine's 6" on the dot, yay don't have to kms after all >Average sex session is 3-10 minutes
I frick for at least 30 minutes, usually an hour or two, I couldn't even get off in 3 wtf? >hotel porn-viewer
I don't watch porn >Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
Why not both?
Let's see.. >847 bucks annually on bullshit
yup, probably >fitness equipment a place to hang clothes
just my workout clothes >52 resting BPM
i dunno never kept track >2.87 Hours per week of exercise
Really? That's the average? I do around 8 a week and that feels perfectly average >1.1 lbs of fat gained each year
I'm sure it's a lot more considering bulk/cut cycles >1 Average number of pull-ups
I suck at pull-ups and still can do more than that >77 yrs. Average life expectancy
idk I smoked for over 10 years >23 yrs old being the best shape of my life
yeah nah, I had just got out of the military and got fat as shit >12:17 average time to run a mile
frick cardio >1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year
...okay? N/A >5'9.2"
I'm the dreaded 5'11" but tell everyone I'm 6' because who gives a shit >40" chest
38.5" brb gonna kms >17.6% bf
I'm about 18% >13" size of average flexed bicep
Mine's 14", made up for the smol chest so dont have to kms >34" waist size
frick, I'm 35", now I gotta kms again >5.08" avg penis size
lol? Mine's 6" on the dot, yay don't have to kms after all >Average sex session is 3-10 minutes
I frick for at least 30 minutes, usually an hour or two, I couldn't even get off in 3 wtf? >hotel porn-viewer
I don't watch porn >Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
Why not both?
Are you better than the average male? >Don't consider myself "physically fit" yet >I do lift >spend a lot less than that annually >don't have any fitness equipment, just use gym >lower resting heart heart >13 hours/week exercise >-20lbs gained last year >0 pull ups
;_; >6:40 mi time >definitely in better shape now than I was at 23 >230lbs >6'1" >idk chest size >16.9% BF >idk bicep size >36" waist >idk penis size
I honestly don't where that puts me. I lift more than the average dude and am a little taller, but I still can't do a single pull up and still too fat even with a slightly lower than average BF.
OP literally asked, that's kinda the whole point in the thread...
Let's see.. >847 bucks annually on bullshit
yup, probably >fitness equipment a place to hang clothes
just my workout clothes >52 resting BPM
i dunno never kept track >2.87 Hours per week of exercise
Really? That's the average? I do around 8 a week and that feels perfectly average >1.1 lbs of fat gained each year
I'm sure it's a lot more considering bulk/cut cycles >1 Average number of pull-ups
I suck at pull-ups and still can do more than that >77 yrs. Average life expectancy
idk I smoked for over 10 years >23 yrs old being the best shape of my life
yeah nah, I had just got out of the military and got fat as shit >12:17 average time to run a mile
frick cardio >1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year
...okay? N/A >5'9.2"
I'm the dreaded 5'11" but tell everyone I'm 6' because who gives a shit >40" chest
38.5" brb gonna kms >17.6% bf
I'm about 18% >13" size of average flexed bicep
Mine's 14", made up for the smol chest so dont have to kms >34" waist size
frick, I'm 35", now I gotta kms again >5.08" avg penis size
lol? Mine's 6" on the dot, yay don't have to kms after all >Average sex session is 3-10 minutes
I frick for at least 30 minutes, usually an hour or two, I couldn't even get off in 3 wtf? >hotel porn-viewer
I don't watch porn >Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
Why not both?
There's no way the average man benches 180. It isn't even remotely high but it's def way more than I imagine anyone untrained would be able to do. I've seen tons of newbies at the gym struggling to even hit 1pl8 before
Damn, i am really above average in most aspects. Yet i am still an insecure homosexual. Fit and ripped, but insecure. Decades of depression really fricks up your brain.
It says for a fit guy. Only 13% of the guys who think they're fit (69%) are actually fit. Under 9% of guys.
My resting heart rate when asleep is 39. Low 50s when sitting.
Average is a poor measure for data like this. Extremes on either end frick up the data by dragging the average far higher (or lower) than where the majority of the datapoints actually cluster. You see a similar phenomenon with things like average income - most Americans are poor as shit but a handful of extremely rich people drag the average up. The average American income is among the highest in the world, but the median American might as well be living in a developing country.
The 13" bicep thing has to be fake. I'm a complete subhuman who can't bench 1 pl8 and my arms are 13.7". I have 6" wrists. Most people I see outside the gym have bigger arms than me
13.7" arms really aren't that big. Like I said most people outside have bigger arms than me without even lifting a finger. I have the arms of a child and this is flexed
Doing bicep curls by dragging the bar incredibly close to your body forcing your elbows to remain behind you for the long bicep
Reverse curls/hammer curls for the brachialis
This is counting after penis is in vegana, verdad? Because my sessions take about 45 minutes but after I put it in it takes like 2 minutes for me to end unless I switch positions like every 60 seconds
>5'7" >no idea >15" arms >13ish% BF >30" waist >6.5” penis >140lbs >26 years old >about $10 a year >bench 205 lb >4:48 mile (in high school) >58 bpm (in high school)
Dunno how much I spend on supps
Don’t use them to hang clothes no
45-55bpm
Minimum 12 hours of exercise a week
Losing fat
20-30 pull-ups I can also lift 100% of my body weight added
I’m going to live forever
I’m 28 and fitter than ever
I run 1k in 7 minutes with no intention of getting better I hate running but I’m fast
Gaining muscle
5’8
No idea how wide my chest is. But My back is big so probably good
I think I’m 13-15%bf
Haven’t checked my Ceps in a while but I know they were 14,5 inches in December
No idea what my waist is. Probably half my chest
Dunno how big my dick is I’m not a teenager. But definitely bigger than 5 inches. Probably closer to >7
Bench atm is 235
Yes I'm 6'3" with a 7.75" dick and 30" waist. 14 hours a week of exercise, 12% bodyfat, probably over 40" chest never measured.
>40" chest
having gyno is kind of an unfair advantage
you're supposed to measure base to tip, not ass to tip
crazy how literally every man on the internet has a significantly above average penis. the only people who are honest are the micropenis freaks who get off to the humiliation
I place a ruler on top and push into my body. I literally have a 7.75" dick and I'm above average in most aspects.
Cope, micropeen-haver. This thread baits replies from people eager to brag about being better than average, so don't expect a bunch of terminally small-dicked losers to reply.
I guess that makes sense. -->
Boasts about his wiener but still lurks IST with hundreds of micro wiener wielders. Guess it doesn't mean much
What does having a big dick have to do with browsing IST? I'm a nerd and a virgin, a big dick doesn't magically make you a slayer.
I have never lied about my penis size on the internet or IRL. But if I told you you wouldn’t believe me.
Yea most guys like you are genuinely delusional about their size. Always gives me a chuckle when they INSIST that I'm at least 8 inches. I'm not, I'm just the only one measuring properly.
tbf knowing your dick is big would also prob make you more inclined to post about it
This.
Even with photo proof, anons still get asshurt. It's not worth it.
>crazy how literally every man on the internet has a significantly above average penis
Or could it be that the above average penis posters post about their penis length more often because they're proud? Hmmm, really makes me think.
I mean, some people probably are lying, but consider that penis size sort of self-selects for telling people about it? Nobody with a little dick will openly state as much, and people with above average dicks will gladly anonymously say so.
>t. 7" and some change gang.
im 6'6 and mine is barely 6 inches and it looks bigger than most of these guys claiming 8 inches and such
Im a bit over 8" unitonically and have measured a dozen times because I cant believe how big it is when it looks so small to me
But I have shit eyesight and glasses which are thick as frick, when I put contact lenses on it looks much bigger
Its all a matter of perspective and tricking your sight, with several factors a 5" dick can be made to look bigger than a 8" one
It has to do with your thigh length and hand size.
If you’re 5’7” with 7” it’s gonna look monstrous compared to 6’7” with 7”
>includes post where anon simply claims to have a penis an inch above average
It’s ok to have a tiny wiener anon
He’s obviously incredibly insecure himself so he must think that his peers are lying to him on the anonymous website
well others here could still be lying but I know for a fact im below six inches. last I checked I think I reached five and a half, or a little under that. like with penis length, it's also as if every guy here is also above average height at 6 foot something when, in america at least, that's only about 15% of men
Let me suck on dem tiddies gynoboy.
Is this true?
If any of this is true I mog the shot out of your average American
I'm rich, so yes.
yes
>why yes, i like grooming children. how could you tell?
Pretty good cardio tb h
Imagine beating this homosexual to death with a hammer targeting all the non vital areas first making sure he sees his dick and balls get bashed in before I remove his eyes with the hammer claw proceeding to hit him at different varying times leaving him so scared knowing any second minute or hour now the next strike is coming leaving him so terrified he begs for the sweet embrace of death but only I'm in control of that because I bashed his limbs into paste that would be so funny and hilarious haha
whoa cool it anon
Apparently he's a confirmed pedo.
Honestly, this. I hate these soi homosexuals with so much passion
You listen to cannibal corpse by chance?
haha that'd be hilarious anon, I've always wanted to sacrifice one of these people at the top of an aztec pyramid
That would likely be the most cathartic experience possible. Imagine the pure relaxation and joy you would feel after.
thats fricking newb shit
>rape his loved one (prolly a guy this dude loks like a gay)
>when youre done slit the throat
>get the kid they're grooming and blow his brains out so the splatter goes on him
>make sure you record all of it
>flay the corpse (this is important later)
>solitary confinement for him
>drug him (psychedelics) sleep deprive him by playing the recording
>hang him up and beat em
>repeat for 15 days
>drug him more and bring him out
>make him wear the skin suit
>reenact the rape with some dindus
>more solitary confinement play some sleep learning shit like mkultra type shit
>randomly beat him
>maybe starve him and feed him the kid
>release him after breaking him and convincing him to take his anger out on some ~~*random*~~ institution
>orwell him in the back off the head randomly afterwords
10/10 post would read again
thanks anon
God have mercy on a widows son amirite?
This is the guy that raped the wife of the Nairobi consulant btw
wtf are you talking about
natural hypertrophy dyed his hair?
I threw up in my mouth a bit. Jesus I've never seen such cringeworthy shit in my life.
i miss him bros, his edited webms were top tier shitposts
i don't remember his name but he was catfhished and ousted as a groomer by a literal roblox addicted 13yo
5'11" with a 7.25" dick, white, blonde, blue eyes, and I can do at least a couple pull ups.
Other than that I'm a skinny fat loser.
I don't work out, I'm mostly just here for the /fph/ threads. I hate fat people.
>17.6% bf
I highly doubt this, looking around outside
I'm guessing this article is from 15 years ago, give or take.
>17.5% bf
>on average male who does not train
Yeah no mate
I'm guessing they are counting teenagers and feeble old men as well in this study. I'm at 20% and considered skinny by most people.
This is the only chart you need
>neck measurement chart
>correlation with what?
implying?
I'm about average and maybe get an hour of exercise a week.
Yep, much better, without even trying.
>5'11"
>42" chest
>15" arms
>15% BF
>30" waist
>6" penis
>160lbs
>33 years old
>Northern European
>0 spent on vitamins/supplements
>don't have any fitness equipment
>never timed my mile
>don't know beats per minute, not checking
I live like a cat. Lazy with bursts of activity and good stretching. Diet is very good, too.
>6'2
>195
>13% body fat.
>9in Penis
>12 hours a week in the gym.
>31 waist
>17in arms
>6 and a half minute mile
46 in chest.
>Avg number of pullups 15.
What do I win
who asked?
I did
Who asked you to ask who asked?
Are you better than the average male?
>Don't consider myself "physically fit" yet
>I do lift
>spend a lot less than that annually
>don't have any fitness equipment, just use gym
>lower resting heart heart
>13 hours/week exercise
>-20lbs gained last year
>0 pull ups
;_;
>6:40 mi time
>definitely in better shape now than I was at 23
>230lbs
>6'1"
>idk chest size
>16.9% BF
>idk bicep size
>36" waist
>idk penis size
I honestly don't where that puts me. I lift more than the average dude and am a little taller, but I still can't do a single pull up and still too fat even with a slightly lower than average BF.
OP literally asked, that's kinda the whole point in the thread...
the biggest liar award lmao measure from base to tip not asscheek to tip
>Average American
>That fit
Lol, lmao even
I think its from the 90s and possibly extremely optimistic numbers
5.5"
>taller
>thinner waist
>longer benis
I knew I made the right choice not killing myself back in high school
Let's see..
>847 bucks annually on bullshit
yup, probably
>fitness equipment a place to hang clothes
just my workout clothes
>52 resting BPM
i dunno never kept track
>2.87 Hours per week of exercise
Really? That's the average? I do around 8 a week and that feels perfectly average
>1.1 lbs of fat gained each year
I'm sure it's a lot more considering bulk/cut cycles
>1 Average number of pull-ups
I suck at pull-ups and still can do more than that
>77 yrs. Average life expectancy
idk I smoked for over 10 years
>23 yrs old being the best shape of my life
yeah nah, I had just got out of the military and got fat as shit
>12:17 average time to run a mile
frick cardio
>1 pounds of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year
...okay? N/A
>5'9.2"
I'm the dreaded 5'11" but tell everyone I'm 6' because who gives a shit
>40" chest
38.5" brb gonna kms
>17.6% bf
I'm about 18%
>13" size of average flexed bicep
Mine's 14", made up for the smol chest so dont have to kms
>34" waist size
frick, I'm 35", now I gotta kms again
>5.08" avg penis size
lol? Mine's 6" on the dot, yay don't have to kms after all
>Average sex session is 3-10 minutes
I frick for at least 30 minutes, usually an hour or two, I couldn't even get off in 3 wtf?
>hotel porn-viewer
I don't watch porn
>Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
Why not both?
>69%
>13%
heh
There's no way the average man benches 180. It isn't even remotely high but it's def way more than I imagine anyone untrained would be able to do. I've seen tons of newbies at the gym struggling to even hit 1pl8 before
I believe it. That's what I did my first time on bench.
Compared to doing 1 pull up and a 12 minute mile it's not even close
>average number of pull ups
>1
>average time to run a mile
>12:17
Is the average man a power shitter?
Taller and bigger dick
Should I just walk around nude to advertise this?
Im 6’1
Is it worth for me to even lift
I feel like an absolute manlet daily
if youre under 6'3" there really is no point
8.3" but Im tall so it looks barely above average
My penis is 5.8 inches long if I were to beat my dick with rocks could I swell up to 6 inches and keep it?
>tfw penis is 5.25 inches smack bang in the centre of average
I wanna kms
5 foot 5, chest size 36, weigh about 9 stone, waist 28 inch
6 and half inch wiener.
>5'10
>43'' chest
>15'' arms
>170 lbs
>15% bf
>32'' waist
>6'5'' penis
Damn, i am really above average in most aspects. Yet i am still an insecure homosexual. Fit and ripped, but insecure. Decades of depression really fricks up your brain.
>52 bpm resting heart rate
>average
It says for a fit guy. Only 13% of the guys who think they're fit (69%) are actually fit. Under 9% of guys.
My resting heart rate when asleep is 39. Low 50s when sitting.
My exact same reaction.
Average is a poor measure for data like this. Extremes on either end frick up the data by dragging the average far higher (or lower) than where the majority of the datapoints actually cluster. You see a similar phenomenon with things like average income - most Americans are poor as shit but a handful of extremely rich people drag the average up. The average American income is among the highest in the world, but the median American might as well be living in a developing country.
Median is more accurate.
> Average 40s make can do 21 pushups in a minute
> Average waist 34"
hahahaha no
Looks like they are mixing up median/modal/mean measures to make it look as good as possible.
picrelated
Damn massive whitepill
No but at least I have a way bigger dick so idc about allat
The 13" bicep thing has to be fake. I'm a complete subhuman who can't bench 1 pl8 and my arms are 13.7". I have 6" wrists. Most people I see outside the gym have bigger arms than me
>arms are 13.7
you can deposit fat on your arms too
13.7" arms really aren't that big. Like I said most people outside have bigger arms than me without even lifting a finger. I have the arms of a child and this is flexed
You have to directly target the long bicep(outer side) along with the brachialies to look larger there.
What are some good exercises for that?
Doing bicep curls by dragging the bar incredibly close to your body forcing your elbows to remain behind you for the long bicep
Reverse curls/hammer curls for the brachialis
measure chest inhaled? is that how everyone does it?
>2.87 hours per week of exercise
>Bench 180
>Doubt
Is that linus from tech tips?
Man Linus got swole
>5.10
>5.5
>180
>31waist
>235 bench
>40pushups
>40situps
>22%bf
Im slightly flabby fit. I'm working cutting while maintain my max.
>13 inch biceps with 37% body fat and never lifting before 3 weeks ago
Does this mean that I can have big gunz IST
I mog half of that shit and am more or less same with others but I might not have a 5.2 (median of both) inch penis sadly, its like 13 m iirc
6.9 inch wiener (measured from base) 5"9 king of manlets
Life is good bros
Of course I am better in every way. Except for the fact that all of these 'losers' have wives and kids and I am a foreveralone incel.
I’m having a hard time believing this. 1 pull-up and a 12 minute mile are comically bad.
The average modern day male is comically bad. But then again that infograph is bullshit as well most males aren't built like that kek
AVERAGE SEX SESSION IS 3-10 MINUTES?
This is counting after penis is in vegana, verdad? Because my sessions take about 45 minutes but after I put it in it takes like 2 minutes for me to end unless I switch positions like every 60 seconds
Chads just use the b***h as a cum receptacle and let her jerk off to the memory.
I would say my PIV time is probably 15 minutes or so. It's long enough to be a problem, tbh. 3-10 sounds super nice
This is confusing. Does the average male lift 80kg or is it the fit one? 80kg is not bad at all.
>5'7"
>no idea
>15" arms
>13ish% BF
>30" waist
>6.5” penis
>140lbs
>26 years old
>about $10 a year
>bench 205 lb
>4:48 mile (in high school)
>58 bpm (in high school)
Dunno how much I spend on supps
Don’t use them to hang clothes no
45-55bpm
Minimum 12 hours of exercise a week
Losing fat
20-30 pull-ups I can also lift 100% of my body weight added
I’m going to live forever
I’m 28 and fitter than ever
I run 1k in 7 minutes with no intention of getting better I hate running but I’m fast
Gaining muscle
5’8
No idea how wide my chest is. But My back is big so probably good
I think I’m 13-15%bf
Haven’t checked my Ceps in a while but I know they were 14,5 inches in December
No idea what my waist is. Probably half my chest
Dunno how big my dick is I’m not a teenager. But definitely bigger than 5 inches. Probably closer to >7
Bench atm is 235