Are you bigger than a monster can?

Are you bigger than a monster can?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i actually am but not thicker

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes im 181cm tall 86kg find me a monster can that big LMAO

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i could totally beat up a can of monster in a fight, i just dont feel like i have anything to prove you know but i’m not scared.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and it is a 500ml/17oz one before autists post about the volume
    https://imgur.com/a/usig8aT

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is the height of this can? i don't drink goyslurp so idk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the volume

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw barely a red bull can

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    8.5 inch chad here (10inch insertable)
    matching one of these badboys in girth is the real achievement.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >10 inch insertable
      What did anon mean by this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he stuffs his 2inch balls with his dick into his onahole pretending to be a furry knotting a girl

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i go 10 inches deep if i thrust all the way into a pussy but if i measure from the top side its only 8.5, its just the anatomy of how it comes out of my body and the upward curvature, hang upside down like you are sucking your dick and you might get what i mean

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ok youre retarded now I get it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            correct
            (bunning carpark 10am thursay)
            b there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow you're a fucking midget lol
      I'm like 10 times as tall as you
      When will they learn?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I match it in girth, but my dick is short. I'm built like a tuna can.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        care to post it? i am not gay)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >took a picture with a monster can for a girl
      >roughly the same size girth and length
      >would be longer but the fucking thing bends to the left
      >she can't stop praising it, tells me good morning daily
      >calls me all kinds of sweet names that somehow involve big dick in them
      >asked me to come visit but I make up bullshit excuses
      >she says she doesn't mind if I have other girlfriends, she understands I have options
      >legit made a model of my cock out of clay, veins and all
      >I'm a 27 year old virgin, asperges kek

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just fuck her already. You are in IST, you are used to fail every single day in life at the gym, what difference does it make to fail 1 more time? What do you have to lose? Are you a gay bottom gay? Claim the ass and stab your fat ass cock as a flag on it NOW

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She called one of my nudes
          >a literal greek god
          How am I supposed to meet this girl and be like
          >right so anyway i don't really know how to do the kissing thing, can I claim your ass so anon doesn't think I'm a gay?
          >j-just let me flag you, s-slut

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just do it.
            I know its difficult for aspies to stop overplanning everything. You can use some bland stuff like:
            >do you want to come over for netflix and chill?
            >i know you like my cock, do you want to see it in person?
            And then just go with the flow. She is begging for it and you too. You are 2 messages away from getting a gf. We are rooting for you anon, best of luck out there fren. Merry christmass

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Y-you too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dude, you're in a situation where you just have to show up and unzip. Don't even talk to her, she'll handle the rest

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          She thinks I'm a trad guy. Sent her some meme christfags post on /wsg/. Little does she know I'm actually retarded.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Longer but no where as big

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A 500ml can of monster is approx. 18cm in height and 21cm in circumference.
    To have a dick similar in size is pretty impossible unless you have surgery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What website is this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        calcsd.info
        or just search penis size calculator in your search engine of choice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks anon

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Longer but not girthier.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw got the length but not the girth

    Might as well have a micropeen at this point. Girls literally won’t even feel you inside them if your peen is skinny

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    postin me ugly semi
    https://imgur.com/a/t1q51w9
    atleast still got my foreskin kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      foreskin is ugly, i wouldnt suck. pull that shit back and clean your dick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        found the american

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You cant just call your erection a semi expecting random people to believe you are 2 inches bigger in truth because you arent
      Dont beat around the bush and just say you are posting your cock

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://imgur.com/a/Y8Y27bY
        lol okay heres my erection since you apparently cant tell teh differnce between a soft and hard dick

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Would suck and ride. 8/10.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and it is a 500ml/17oz one before autists post about the volume
          https://imgur.com/a/usig8aT

          you guys don't even lift, you're just posting your dick on a fitness board.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            oi oi m8 that was me dirty bulk im gettin there okay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you look much better in that pic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            IST is a cock board chud

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Looks smaller here lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >what is lighting and focal length
            the cuckold garden gnomes arent sending their best tonight

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mog the can
    >inb4 post body

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I'm 5x5 but have attended sex therapy and coaching to learn how to connect with, pleasure, and explore kinks with women
    >Mfw my sex life is satisfying and I know how to please a woman
    >Mfw that's nice but I'll never have a Pp that makes jaws drop or women question their marriage in sigh alone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're better than anyone here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On the flip side, you don't have random couples hitting on you whenever you go to a bar, or at swimming pools, or whenever you wear sweatpants in public.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Virgin guy here. Had a couple buy me drinks the entire night, take me to their hotel, buy me drinks then and then when they realize I'm too retarded started complaining about how hard it is to find a good bull. Spent the remaining night complaining about one of the guys the wife was fucking but who apparently wanted more and ignored the guy. Huge no-no to fuck just the woman it seems. Apparently big dick guys are fucking stupid. Who knew.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Apparently big dick guys are fucking stupid. Who knew.
          Can confirm. Doesn't help that I'm dense as fuck and kinda autistic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is why i meet with couples first no expectations coffee to figure out if they're decent to swing with
          no fucking around

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Im like 6" soft and never had this happen to me, Im a pretty handsome guy too
        Is this just a hung manlet thing? I feel like I have way more leg space for my bulge to rest, or maybe its the underwear I use

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats 5x5 bro. You already make it.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's more like one of these
    bitches looove the girth

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Longer yes
    Thicker no

    Only 5.4" on a good day.
    >Tfw girthlet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >5.4"
      >93rd percentile girth
      >girthlet
      Body dysmorphia is getting out of control.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I want my girl to say I'm hella thick and that I stretch her out.
        At best it's satisfying, I want to be exceptional.
        The kind of dick that she will remember for the rest of her life.
        >Inb4; caring about women's pleasure hurr sure

        No, I'm doing it to dickmog any man that should come after me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, imagine being this insecure. You could be getting yo pp wet instead you out here thinking of other dudes meats.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >t. got dickmogged

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No, I'm doing it to dickmog any man that should come after me.
          move to thailand. testosterone is cheap + legal and you'd dick mog easily. you can dickmog with 6 inches in southeast asia.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No, I'm doing it to dickmog any man that should come after me
          Easiest way to do that is by being in a locker room at a public gym.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 7.5 inches bone pressed but only 5 inches of girth. Is it possible to gaslight a girl (or boy on hrt) that mt size is big?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      look for a short girl and she'll think it's massive

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think so

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think this thread is actually about height

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm taller than a tall boy, so yes. But I intend to jelq to 12.5x8.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy fucking based, same
      I want to be a leading cause of death in tinder whores

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no but my boyfriend is

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >for my bulge to rest, or maybe its the under
    Not sure, but im buying a monster later to find out.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5.5"
    >girthlet too
    lmao it's so over

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      where do you measure girth, shaft or head?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        haven't accurately measured it, but it almost exactly fits inside a toilet roll

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I measured my cock next to a can of monster and now I feel a bit more confident about my size, still probably going to get a penis stretching thing but thanks bros.
    t.6.3"x6" chode haver

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, would post cawk but I don’t want gays seeing my beautiful tube steak

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Some dude ITT claiming he matches a monster can in circumference (21cm circumference)
    Man you e-statters are shameless

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