Are you fit enough to get drafted?

Are you fit enough to get drafted?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And so the decline of the American hegemony begins.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get drafted
      >Tyrone fucks your wife
      >Get injured
      >Go back to Murica and thrown into the streets
      >have a nice day
      Good goyim

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a screenshot of a IST post uploaded to ifunny and posted on IST again

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lel didn't notice that, how many more layers of irony can this have

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Get drafted
      >Tyrone fucks your wife
      >Get injured
      >Go back to Murica and thrown into the streets
      >have a nice day
      Good goyim

      You see something falling but I see something rising that you cannot

      I believe in America for reasons you cannot understand

      The Indigenous people are telling people not to go to the Middle East

      You see a decline yet I see something beautiful on the horizon that is entirely unprecedented in the entire course of human history

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's both. The decline of America as hegemon - as a tool for external globalist interests - is a precondition for its internal revival.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a meme. The fall of the republic is only going to usher in an empire. Basically Barron Trump is going to avenge his father and become Augustus. Wouldnt be surprised if 50 years from now we change September to Donaldus and October to Barronus

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >physically
    Yes
    >Mentally
    No

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same here

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats what they get for shoving prideflags around

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pride flags made people fat and retarded

      Retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The article is talking about people not wanting to join the army, not people being too unfit to join the army, you illiterate buffoon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          define the word eligible for me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's about how so many young Americans are too fat for active service

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's about both. too many americans are fat and retarded and are therefore ineligible, and the ones who aren't don't want to join.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Perhaps the military should market towards the type of people who are eligible to join instead of towards the gamma males and sassy fat women who can't populate a functional military.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you actually retarded? the 'type of people' who want to join are overwhelmingly lardasses now.
              What don't you understand about that?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              isn't a large chunk of the people joining trannies so the goverment can pay for them getting their dicks cut off?
              Imagine being an afghani farmer and having your family murdered by these demons

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine being an afghani farmer and having your family murdered by these demons
                Holy shit
                I'm unironically pro-trans now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                not demons just people

                getting your penis removed describes the experience of submitting to an alien nation that has killed your comrades and sees you as a golem for money

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                do european militaries really?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                LOL the one cis male is the most feminine looking guy there.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                None of them are looking at each other. Must be hard when reality is staring them in the face like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes. how is this even debatable

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Keep hearing about how there are too many SEAL applicants, too. probably a bad time to apply for military SF, they'll wash you for no reason and make you do a dogshit job

        yeah let me join the military where minorities with a chip on their shoulder all outrank me and can order me around

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you join as an 18x (sf right off the bat) you’ll go be trained as an infantry man, then sent to selection, if you fail selection you will serve as a 11b(lmao). Or you can choose whatever mos you want and get an op 40 contract to go be a ranger

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pride flags made people fat and retarded
        Obviously.

        Can't wait until your shitty "homeland" is destroyed by my Muslim Brothers.
        Inshallah, Deus Vult

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fit people don't even want to join now because the military is so fucking pozzed. It's an embarrassment to be associated with it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Every decent person I knew that joined has gotten out and all the shit stays behind.
        It's a constant cycle.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got drafted and then immediately discharged by the Russian system back in 09. Lucky me, didn't have to spend even a full day in that shit.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fight for the benefit of some other country
    >fight so trangaloids and other gnomish pedo elements have freedom in your own country
    >oh you are not gonna? draft it is

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >country has the same laws as Poorkraine where men will be drafted into military service and women can only get drafted for medical service
    Gynocentric shithole

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out young men from "flyover country" that made up the bulk of the military don't want to follow pic related into battle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Turns out young men from "flyover country" that made up the bulk of the military don't want to follow pic related into battle.

      nailed it. The military is disproportionately white guys from rural areas--the very same people the media loves to shit on and declare the cause of all our systemic problems.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I can have a gun in my hands legally again I'm down fuck yeah let's go.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck yeah, penal battalion time
      What's a war crime?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alle
        t. Dirlewanger

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sir, im ready for the bad boy unit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But are you bad enough, dude?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't get drafted, I'm already in

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what branch brother

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao sharts are so fat now that they're not even suitable for cannon-fodder.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In fact, I am too fit to get drafted

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, i deadlifted too much and hurt my back

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to start to open recruit from turdie shitholes. Mark my words

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fighting for a country that let chink corporations obliterate the housing supply and knowingly inflated fuel and food costs to pwn Vladimir Putin
    No thanks

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what 'Pride' used to mean to the military.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao so it was always shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the most modern training methods

      They mean "talking" lol

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Why not pay more?"
    >NOOOOOOO WE CAN'T PAY PEOPLE MORE THINK ABOUT THE HECKIN INFLATION YOU SHOULD VALUE YOUR LIFE LOWER

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically a common talking point these days

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >take the dollar off the gold standard
      >back it with saudi oil
      >wtf why are we doing genocide fod saudi arabia in the middle east?!?
      >spend 40 trillion in fiat welfare for corporations and banks because of a cold
      >wtf you guys made the cold
      >wtf the department that made the cold gets royalties on the vaccine for the cold
      >wtf you are making 5 year olds take the vaccine for the cold to go to public state run school
      >wtf you devalued the currency to the point we can't afford to homeschool because both of us have to work
      >wtf you still steal our incomes while you have a printing press and can just print yourselves money at will
      I gotta vote, voting works!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro just focus on abortion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The military is already filled with welfare leeches. I'm not paying more. Fuck off.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.afpc.af.mil/Portals/70/documents/FITNESS/5%20Year%20Chart%20Scoring%20Including%20Optional%20Component%20Standards%20-%2020211111%200219.pdf?ver=5t5V-6NAFFYCQQuhB05ZTw%3d%3d

    Here are the fitness standards for the Chairforce. Feel free to see how easy it is to pass it. I have seen a million pot-bellied SNCOs that havent gone near a gym in years just muscle out a passing score.

    To explain how it works:
    >Find the corresponding chart for your sex and age
    >Take your Run time score (Alternatively you can do HAMR shuttles)
    >Take your Push-up score (Alternatively you can do Hand-Release Push-ups)
    >Take your Sit-up score (Alternatively you can do Cross-Leg Reverse Crunches or a Plank)
    >Add them together
    >If you get 75 or over, you pass and don't have to test for another 6 months. Over a 90 and you don't have to test for another year.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's a HAMR shuttle?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My penis

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.dvidshub.net/video/825282/20m-high-aerobic-multi-shuttle-run

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          looks gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which is why no one does them. Nobody does any of the alternate exercises.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What I don't understand is how the pushups and situps requirements are relatively high compared to the running. In my country, even the special forces selection only requires you to do 30 pushups and 30 situps and for some reason in the USA it is expected that every fat dyel is able to do at least 50 or so? Are they not strict on form or something?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are they not strict on form or something?
        Correct. Think powerlifting but for cardio bunnies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way.
      I do better than that.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I was talked out of the military. I fell for the brainwashing and thought it would make me a warrior and now I realize it's a bunch of morons and Hispanics mopping floors for the garden gnomes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You still get $30k welfare for life, free medical for life, and free college . And you can double dip with the reserves for more welfare.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        then why are vets complaining all the time about being poor and badly treated?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          poor people tend to be stupid, and people that join the military tend to be poor

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they are retards and didn't stay long enough for pension.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're White and the bureaucracy places them last. Remenber that that "free medical care for life" has to go through eight channels run by Shaniquas.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they don't get any money for life or healthcare.. that's only if you get disability getting out. That person is a fucking idiot that said that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >then why are vets complaining all the time about being poor and badly treated?
          you have to RETIRE from the miltary to get all that sweet pension money and lifetime medical benefits. Alot of vets do their 4 years, get out and then bitch that they have nothing to show for it. Honestly the military genuinely has a ton of sweet benefits that make you set for life if you play your cards right. The problem is that people are stupid, join because they think its going to be real life call of duty, then get out only to be surprised that there aren't many jobs where you get paid to hold a gun.

          Smart guys go into comm, cyber, etc. get 20 different certifications, bail after 4 years, get a bachelors in IT paid for buy the military and then get paid 100K a year working for some tech company

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Improve the conditions in the military and people will join, no one will get screamed by retards if they get paid minimal pay in some of the most dangerous working environments, the army gained a bad reputation of taking care of veterans, no one cares about the faggy flags and the PR stunts they do, now I truly doubt the air force is "struggling", their requirements are always insane, some PhD level, a level at which you could be making 5 times more as a civilian. Cool trailers tho.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's more than the conditions bro

      This is a spiritual matter

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, the spirit of a warrior, 90% of the army doesn't believe in that, they just want to do cool shit and shoot guns. We live in times in which there are no enemies to nato.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am talking about Jesus Christ

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry about your retardation.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              America is a Christian nation

              You think it's about money because you lack faith

              Yet even the intelligent atheist understands how these things overlap

              If you insult my faith and the faith of Christians then I'm not going to obey you

              If you disrespect my values and walk all over my traditions then I'm not going to trust you

              This extends beyond the military

              Don't want your money

              Don't need it

              What I want is freedom

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I also worship gnomish arabs that were the epitome of beta male
                Good goy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Arabs?

                You can continue to insult Christ, I will forgive you and leave it up to the Lord

                You don't even know what you are doing

                Scripture says to warn a divisive person once then twice then have nothing to do with them

                This is the first, give another insult for the second or ask a sincere question and I will teach you kindly

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sincere question
                Why do you type like a redditor, garden gnome-worshipper-san?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Second warning, you are forgiven once again but brother good things are not in store if you do not repent and turn from this

                Learned to write this way from the Bible not a website

                You will never understand spiritual matters unless you have faith

                I invite you to follow the way of Jesus Christ and find peace within forever

                I also invite you to ask a sincere question, kindly, about the original matter

                If you cannot be a respectful adult about it then I just won't respond

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus wasnt a garden gnome retard, garden gnomes were from Judea, Jesus was Aramaic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't fall for it and get angry, that's the point

                Warn them once, then twice, then if they persist just leave them to their agony

                The Lord will teach them in due time, and if they will not learn, then Lord have mercy on them

                Have said everything I needed to say so will just go somewhere else

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking to a bot, my guy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How in God's name do you justify being a christian and killing people? Or having any other authority except for god itself.
                Any Christian who isn't an anarchist is a literal tool and I don't respect them at all, now go on with your complete misunderstanding of religion elsewhere.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't, the Lord commands us not to kill

                The Lord is most-merciful

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Lord commands us not to fall for human philosophy

                Your respect is meaningless compared to the judgment of the Lord

                Faithful Christians are immune to your weird head games

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did the garden gnomegod force you to type in Reddit spacing too? Ask for your foreskin back.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >America is a Christian nation
                Right, because that's why this country worships fags and garden gnomes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no need to speak such hateful language

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe the solution is to make Americans less fat.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you fit enough to get drafted?
    i hate how bad my health is, but on the bright side, i will never be able to be drafted

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Are you fit enough to get drafted?
    No
    Which is a shame because if the China vs Taiwan WWIII kicks off I want to join in

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >low number or Americans eligible to serve
    Good.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not a vaxoid, so Im good.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HOW DARE THE YOUTHS NOT WANT TO DIE TO LINE SOME POLITICIAN'S POCKETS! DON'T THEY LOVE AMERICA?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of queers and trannies to recruit. That's who the nu-military markets to.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 38, aged out.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol @ sharts itt thinking you need to be some kind of all-american country boy hero to pilot drones with a ps5 gamepad

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha like I'd ever sign up to fight for this gnomish moron gay loving country.

    Hi feds.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they already have to scam 18 year old petty criminals into joining to avoid jail time

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but I would rather desert and be in the run for the rest of my life, rot in prison or be put in front of a firing squad before I shoot a single bullet for any “country“ on this earth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based anarchopill

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >government repeatedly allies against their largest demographics
    >shocked when dumb country boys dont want to die on foreign soil so that their children can have their dicks cut off back home

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any government left in the world worth fighting for?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd join but I would snap if I ever got yelled at or told to do push-ups by some little screaming shit head sergent

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 28 so I’m good haha. If you are 18-26 good luck next year.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    id just pretend to be deaf lmao

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being part of the Biden military. The military was shit before being pozzed, now it's clown show. I don't know who would be motivated to join today outside of someone desperate for money.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >honorable discharge
    >complete done with IRR

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, because I'm not triple vaxxed

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    americans are cucks

    all those guns and not even a single rightoid politician killed for making you poor, unhealthy and destitute

    just sit around, consooming guns and larping

    no better than mcu basedboys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man killed a doctor with his gun the other day in my town instead.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck. Did they find out why he did it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t really know but the rumor I heard was that the guy or someone he knew had just had a surgery and then went and killed the doctor who did it along with everyone on the path to that doctor which was 2 or 3 people.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What type of surgery, axe wound chud surgery?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/06/02/us/tulsa-hospital-shooting-thursday/index.html

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kill farmers, women, and children
    >For Israel
    >Feel sad about it
    >Wife gets the fuck of her life x999 while you're away
    >have a nice day

    I wish more veterans killed themselves. The only part of the military I like is the VA because it makes those bastards suffer false hope

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile the Florida State Guard is getting triple the number of applicants they need to fill lol.

    But watch there will be fifty different excuses for why recruitment is down besides the elephant in the room.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No joke if state guards start to really get big they are going to completely doom the US military recruiting even worse.

      Right now they are small-time but rapid expansion in the south is a distinct possibility in the near future imho. Expect alot of pressure to Shut. It. Down.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for the military, they just want to do the right thing, while the people that control them collect the skin off the back of hard working taxpayers and hand It out to big tech and people that don't want to work. It's a joke.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they just want to do the right thing
      Oh so beautifully naïve. Really takes me back.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left doesn't want to/can't join the military because of their ideology/they are out of shame cuckboys
    >right doesn't want to join because they know they'll just become part of the garden gnomes army of slave

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 21, pretty fit but probably im not healthy enough, i have genetic liver problem (not that serious but it can make me useless under some conditions) and mental issues (where i live even depression epizodes in the past make u unable to go to army lol) and i have diagnosed bpd

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, but pretend not to be

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got that same foot excuse Trump used so I'm still a patriot

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did 3 years of mandatory service came as 62 kg twig came out 72 muscled with fat, in the army there's unlimited food so I would eat 4 egg whites each morning and lots of meat in the noon , was a tech so nothing exciting or dangerous besides guarding duty in messed up places ,army was more like a summer camp for me

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got rejected for my history of OCD
    >passed all physical fitness tests with flying colors and have lean body
    Good fuck the US military. I deserves to serve and kill people but they stole that from me.

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst part is that the people in the military are shifting to gayy zoom zooms listening to nig mumble rap and making tik tok videos
    >Be at old unit
    >Deny holocaust
    >Nod of approval from everyone at the table
    >Come to new unit with mostly fresh troops
    >Deny holocaust
    >"omg anon, you can't say that"
    >"are you racist or something?"
    I literally went from being one of the moderates in the unit, to the most racist person in the regiment.
    My friend was luckier and almost his entire troop of fresh guys literally browsed 4chan.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >force separate all non-vaxx
    >wonder why our numbers dropped
    laughable

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in 2022 fighting for America means fighting against the american government

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been that way for 150 years m8

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What happened 150 years ago?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          a failure to communicate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      https://i.imgur.com/bF64Znx.png

      Are you fit enough to get drafted?

      Yes I am but I'm not going overseas for corporate stock portfolios. If the USA was ever invaded on land I would join a militia to defend. Other than that the military can suck my dick.

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