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And so the decline of the American hegemony begins.
>Get drafted
>Tyrone fricks your wife
>Get injured
>Go back to Murica and thrown into the streets
>have a nice day
Good goyim
>a screenshot of a IST post uploaded to ifunny and posted on IST again
lel didn't notice that, how many more layers of irony can this have
You see something falling but I see something rising that you cannot
I believe in America for reasons you cannot understand
The Indigenous people are telling people not to go to the Middle East
You see a decline yet I see something beautiful on the horizon that is entirely unprecedented in the entire course of human history
It's both. The decline of America as hegemon - as a tool for external globalist interests - is a precondition for its internal revival.
This is a meme. The fall of the republic is only going to usher in an empire. Basically Barron Trump is going to avenge his father and become Augustus. Wouldnt be surprised if 50 years from now we change September to Donaldus and October to Barronus
>physically
Yes
>Mentally
No
same here
thats what they get for shoving prideflags around
>Pride flags made people fat and moronic
moron
The article is talking about people not wanting to join the army, not people being too unfit to join the army, you illiterate buffoon.
define the word eligible for me
No, it's about how so many young Americans are too fat for active service
it's about both. too many americans are fat and moronic and are therefore ineligible, and the ones who aren't don't want to join.
Perhaps the military should market towards the type of people who are eligible to join instead of towards the gamma males and sassy fat women who can't populate a functional military.
Are you actually moronic? the 'type of people' who want to join are overwhelmingly lardasses now.
What don't you understand about that?
isn't a large chunk of the people joining trannies so the goverment can pay for them getting their dicks cut off?
Imagine being an afghani farmer and having your family murdered by these demons
>Imagine being an afghani farmer and having your family murdered by these demons
Holy shit
I'm unironically pro-trans now
not demons just people
getting your penis removed describes the experience of submitting to an alien nation that has killed your comrades and sees you as a golem for money
do european militaries really?
LOL the one cis male is the most feminine looking guy there.
None of them are looking at each other. Must be hard when reality is staring them in the face like that
yes. how is this even debatable
Keep hearing about how there are too many SEAL applicants, too. probably a bad time to apply for military SF, they'll wash you for no reason and make you do a dogshit job
yeah let me join the military where minorities with a chip on their shoulder all outrank me and can order me around
If you join as an 18x (sf right off the bat) you’ll go be trained as an infantry man, then sent to selection, if you fail selection you will serve as a 11b(lmao). Or you can choose whatever mos you want and get an op 40 contract to go be a ranger
>Pride flags made people fat and moronic
Obviously.
Can't wait until your shitty "homeland" is destroyed by my Muslim Brothers.
Inshallah, Deus Vult
Fit people don't even want to join now because the military is so fricking pozzed. It's an embarrassment to be associated with it.
This
Every decent person I knew that joined has gotten out and all the shit stays behind.
It's a constant cycle.
I got drafted and then immediately discharged by the Russian system back in 09. Lucky me, didn't have to spend even a full day in that shit.
>fight for the benefit of some other country
>fight so trangaloids and other israeli pedo elements have freedom in your own country
>oh you are not gonna? draft it is
>country has the same laws as Poorkraine where men will be drafted into military service and women can only get drafted for medical service
Gynocentric shithole
Turns out young men from "flyover country" that made up the bulk of the military don't want to follow pic related into battle.
>Turns out young men from "flyover country" that made up the bulk of the military don't want to follow pic related into battle.
nailed it. The military is disproportionately white guys from rural areas--the very same people the media loves to shit on and declare the cause of all our systemic problems.
If I can have a gun in my hands legally again I'm down frick yeah let's go.
Frick yeah, penal battalion time
What's a war crime?
Alle
t. Dirlewanger
>sir, im ready for the bad boy unit
But are you bad enough, dude?
Can't get drafted, I'm already in
what branch brother
Lmfao sharts are so fat now that they're not even suitable for cannon-fodder.
In fact, I am too fit to get drafted
this, i deadlifted too much and hurt my back
They're going to start to open recruit from turdie shitholes. Mark my words
>fighting for a country that let chink corporations obliterate the housing supply and knowingly inflated fuel and food costs to pwn Vladimir Putin
No thanks
This is what 'Pride' used to mean to the military.
lmao so it was always shit
>the most modern training methods
They mean "talking" lol
>"Why not pay more?"
>NOOOOOOO WE CAN'T PAY PEOPLE MORE THINK ABOUT THE HECKIN INFLATION YOU SHOULD VALUE YOUR LIFE LOWER
This is unironically a common talking point these days
>take the dollar off the gold standard
>back it with saudi oil
>wtf why are we doing genocide fod saudi arabia in the middle east?!?
>spend 40 trillion in fiat welfare for corporations and banks because of a cold
>wtf you guys made the cold
>wtf the department that made the cold gets royalties on the vaccine for the cold
>wtf you are making 5 year olds take the vaccine for the cold to go to public state run school
>wtf you devalued the currency to the point we can't afford to homeschool because both of us have to work
>wtf you still steal our incomes while you have a printing press and can just print yourselves money at will
I gotta vote, voting works!
Bro just focus on abortion.
The military is already filled with welfare leeches. I'm not paying more. Frick off.
https://www.afpc.af.mil/Portals/70/documents/FITNESS/5%20Year%20Chart%20Scoring%20Including%20Optional%20Component%20Standards%20-%2020211111%200219.pdf?ver=5t5V-6NAFFYCQQuhB05ZTw%3d%3d
Here are the fitness standards for the Chairforce. Feel free to see how easy it is to pass it. I have seen a million pot-bellied SNCOs that havent gone near a gym in years just muscle out a passing score.
To explain how it works:
>Find the corresponding chart for your sex and age
>Take your Run time score (Alternatively you can do HAMR shuttles)
>Take your Push-up score (Alternatively you can do Hand-Release Push-ups)
>Take your Sit-up score (Alternatively you can do Cross-Leg Reverse Crunches or a Plank)
>Add them together
>If you get 75 or over, you pass and don't have to test for another 6 months. Over a 90 and you don't have to test for another year.
what's a HAMR shuttle?
My penis
https://www.dvidshub.net/video/825282/20m-high-aerobic-multi-shuttle-run
looks gay
Which is why no one does them. Nobody does any of the alternate exercises.
What I don't understand is how the pushups and situps requirements are relatively high compared to the running. In my country, even the special forces selection only requires you to do 30 pushups and 30 situps and for some reason in the USA it is expected that every fat dyel is able to do at least 50 or so? Are they not strict on form or something?
>Are they not strict on form or something?
Correct. Think powerlifting but for cardio bunnies.
No way.
I do better than that.
I'm glad I was talked out of the military. I fell for the brainwashing and thought it would make me a warrior and now I realize it's a bunch of Black folk and hispanics mopping floors for the israelites.
You still get $30k welfare for life, free medical for life, and free college . And you can double dip with the reserves for more welfare.
then why are vets complaining all the time about being poor and badly treated?
poor people tend to be stupid, and people that join the military tend to be poor
Because they are morons and didn't stay long enough for pension.
Because they're White and the bureaucracy places them last. Remenber that that "free medical care for life" has to go through eight channels run by Shaniquas.
Because they don't get any money for life or healthcare.. that's only if you get disability getting out. That person is a fricking idiot that said that
>then why are vets complaining all the time about being poor and badly treated?
you have to RETIRE from the miltary to get all that sweet pension money and lifetime medical benefits. Alot of vets do their 4 years, get out and then b***h that they have nothing to show for it. Honestly the military genuinely has a ton of sweet benefits that make you set for life if you play your cards right. The problem is that people are stupid, join because they think its going to be real life call of duty, then get out only to be surprised that there aren't many jobs where you get paid to hold a gun.
Smart guys go into comm, cyber, etc. get 20 different certifications, bail after 4 years, get a bachelors in IT paid for buy the military and then get paid 100K a year working for some tech company
cope
Improve the conditions in the military and people will join, no one will get screamed by morons if they get paid minimal pay in some of the most dangerous working environments, the army gained a bad reputation of taking care of veterans, no one cares about the homosexual flags and the PR stunts they do, now I truly doubt the air force is "struggling", their requirements are always insane, some PhD level, a level at which you could be making 5 times more as a civilian. Cool trailers tho.
It's more than the conditions bro
This is a spiritual matter
Ah yes, the spirit of a warrior, 90% of the army doesn't believe in that, they just want to do cool shit and shoot guns. We live in times in which there are no enemies to nato.
I am talking about Jesus Christ
Sorry about your moronation.
America is a Christian nation
You think it's about money because you lack faith
Yet even the intelligent atheist understands how these things overlap
If you insult my faith and the faith of Christians then I'm not going to obey you
If you disrespect my values and walk all over my traditions then I'm not going to trust you
This extends beyond the military
Don't want your money
Don't need it
What I want is freedom
I also worship israeli arabs that were the epitome of beta male
Good goy
Arabs?
You can continue to insult Christ, I will forgive you and leave it up to the Lord
You don't even know what you are doing
Scripture says to warn a divisive person once then twice then have nothing to do with them
This is the first, give another insult for the second or ask a sincere question and I will teach you kindly
Sincere question
Why do you type like a redditor, israelite-worshipper-san?
Second warning, you are forgiven once again but brother good things are not in store if you do not repent and turn from this
Learned to write this way from the Bible not a website
You will never understand spiritual matters unless you have faith
I invite you to follow the way of Jesus Christ and find peace within forever
I also invite you to ask a sincere question, kindly, about the original matter
If you cannot be a respectful adult about it then I just won't respond
Jesus wasnt a israelite moron, israelites were from Judea, Jesus was Aramaic.
Don't fall for it and get angry, that's the point
Warn them once, then twice, then if they persist just leave them to their agony
The Lord will teach them in due time, and if they will not learn, then Lord have mercy on them
Have said everything I needed to say so will just go somewhere else
You're talking to a bot, my guy
How in God's name do you justify being a christian and killing people? Or having any other authority except for god itself.
Any Christian who isn't an anarchist is a literal tool and I don't respect them at all, now go on with your complete misunderstanding of religion elsewhere.
You don't, the Lord commands us not to kill
The Lord is most-merciful
The Lord commands us not to fall for human philosophy
Your respect is meaningless compared to the judgment of the Lord
Faithful Christians are immune to your weird head games
Did the israelitegod force you to type in Reddit spacing too? Ask for your foreskin back.
>America is a Christian nation
Right, because that's why this country worships gays and israelites.
There is no need to speak such hateful language
Maybe the solution is to make Americans less fat.
>Are you fit enough to get drafted?
i hate how bad my health is, but on the bright side, i will never be able to be drafted
>Are you fit enough to get drafted?
No
Which is a shame because if the China vs Taiwan WWIII kicks off I want to join in
>low number or Americans eligible to serve
Good.
Im not a vaxoid, so Im good.
>HOW DARE THE YOUTHS NOT WANT TO DIE TO LINE SOME POLITICIAN'S POCKETS! DON'T THEY LOVE AMERICA?
Plenty of queers and trannies to recruit. That's who the nu-military markets to.
I'm 38, aged out.
lol @ sharts itt thinking you need to be some kind of all-american country boy hero to pilot drones with a ps5 gamepad
Haha like I'd ever sign up to fight for this israeli Black person homosexual loving country.
Hi feds.
they already have to scam 18 year old petty criminals into joining to avoid jail time
Yes but I would rather desert and be in the run for the rest of my life, rot in prison or be put in front of a firing squad before I shoot a single bullet for any “country“ on this earth
based anarchopill
>government repeatedly allies against their largest demographics
>shocked when dumb country boys dont want to die on foreign soil so that their children can have their dicks cut off back home
Is there any government left in the world worth fighting for?
I'd join but I would snap if I ever got yelled at or told to do push-ups by some little screaming shit head sergent
I’m 28 so I’m good haha. If you are 18-26 good luck next year.
id just pretend to be deaf lmao
Imagine being part of the Biden military. The military was shit before being pozzed, now it's clown show. I don't know who would be motivated to join today outside of someone desperate for money.
>honorable discharge
>complete done with IRR
No, because I'm not triple vaxxed
americans are cucks
all those guns and not even a single rightoid politician killed for making you poor, unhealthy and destitute
just sit around, consooming guns and larping
no better than mcu basedboys
A man killed a doctor with his gun the other day in my town instead.
Frick. Did they find out why he did it?
I don’t really know but the rumor I heard was that the guy or someone he knew had just had a surgery and then went and killed the doctor who did it along with everyone on the path to that doctor which was 2 or 3 people.
What type of surgery, axe wound troon surgery?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2022/06/02/us/tulsa-hospital-shooting-thursday/index.html
>Kill farmers, women, and children
>For Israel
>Feel sad about it
>Wife gets the frick of her life x999 while you're away
>have a nice day
I wish more veterans killed themselves. The only part of the military I like is the VA because it makes those bastards suffer false hope
Meanwhile the Florida State Guard is getting triple the number of applicants they need to fill lol.
But watch there will be fifty different excuses for why recruitment is down besides the elephant in the room.
No joke if state guards start to really get big they are going to completely doom the US military recruiting even worse.
Right now they are small-time but rapid expansion in the south is a distinct possibility in the near future imho. Expect alot of pressure to Shut. It. Down.
I feel bad for the military, they just want to do the right thing, while the people that control them collect the skin off the back of hard working taxpayers and hand It out to big tech and people that don't want to work. It's a joke.
>they just want to do the right thing
Oh so beautifully naïve. Really takes me back.
>left doesn't want to/can't join the military because of their ideology/they are out of shame cuckboys
>right doesn't want to join because they know they'll just become part of the israelites army of slave
Im 21, pretty fit but probably im not healthy enough, i have genetic liver problem (not that serious but it can make me useless under some conditions) and mental issues (where i live even depression epizodes in the past make u unable to go to army lol) and i have diagnosed bpd
Yes, but pretend not to be
I've got that same foot excuse Trump used so I'm still a patriot
Did 3 years of mandatory service came as 62 kg twig came out 72 muscled with fat, in the army there's unlimited food so I would eat 4 egg whites each morning and lots of meat in the noon , was a tech so nothing exciting or dangerous besides guarding duty in messed up places ,army was more like a summer camp for me
>got rejected for my history of OCD
>passed all physical fitness tests with flying colors and have lean body
Good frick the US military. I deserves to serve and kill people but they stole that from me.
The worst part is that the people in the military are shifting to homosexualy zoom zooms listening to nig mumble rap and making tik tok videos
>Be at old unit
>Deny holocaust
>Nod of approval from everyone at the table
>Come to new unit with mostly fresh troops
>Deny holocaust
>"omg anon, you can't say that"
>"are you racist or something?"
I literally went from being one of the moderates in the unit, to the most racist person in the regiment.
My friend was luckier and almost his entire troop of fresh guys literally browsed /misc/.
>force separate all non-vaxx
>wonder why our numbers dropped
laughable
in 2022 fighting for America means fighting against the american government
Been that way for 150 years m8
What happened 150 years ago?
a failure to communicate
Yes
Yes I am but I'm not going overseas for corporate stock portfolios. If the USA was ever invaded on land I would join a militia to defend. Other than that the military can suck my dick.