Are you going to let Jake Paul mog you?

I am sick of being mogged by MMA fighters
>start a business on opposite US coast from my wife, only get to visit her around 3 times a year.
>she starts watching MMA, is open about enjoying it for the eye candy while I am on my first visit home
>Decide that a nice surprise for her would be if I got in shape while away
>Back on west coast, buy bench and bar for the backyard
>4am workouts dot jaypeg
>Go from 6ft 140 skelly to 175 skinnyfat but with visible difference in chest and arms
>positive comments from coworkers
>fly back home for next visit
>time to reveal surprise
she does a lot of mirin', gives a bunch of compliments, and then has no interest in sex after 6 months apart.
>says nothing is wrong and she likes the way I look
>continues to ogle MMA fighters every saturday
>have been back two more times since then, now a year without physical intimacy

Who is your ragefuel who you lift to beat bros? For me its Jake Paul. When its late and I dont want to do abs, I think of his smug face and power through an extra set of dumbell crunches.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's clearly cheating on you, and you're too autistic too figure it out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/snn1rc2.jpg

      I am sick of being mogged by MMA fighters
      >start a business on opposite US coast from my wife, only get to visit her around 3 times a year.
      >she starts watching MMA, is open about enjoying it for the eye candy while I am on my first visit home
      >Decide that a nice surprise for her would be if I got in shape while away
      >Back on west coast, buy bench and bar for the backyard
      >4am workouts dot jaypeg
      >Go from 6ft 140 skelly to 175 skinnyfat but with visible difference in chest and arms
      >positive comments from coworkers
      >fly back home for next visit
      >time to reveal surprise
      she does a lot of mirin', gives a bunch of compliments, and then has no interest in sex after 6 months apart.
      >says nothing is wrong and she likes the way I look
      >continues to ogle MMA fighters every saturday
      >have been back two more times since then, now a year without physical intimacy

      Who is your ragefuel who you lift to beat bros? For me its Jake Paul. When its late and I dont want to do abs, I think of his smug face and power through an extra set of dumbell crunches.

      The autists are the ones who fail to see this is clearly bait. I will say that it is high effort bait though.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have no idea how much I wish it was bait. I did pick the most entertaining details and kept the fluff out, but its accurate.

        I sit there like a retard while we watch MMA together

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's cheating on you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      its always obvious to everyone except to the cuck getting cheated on, sad

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is weak and mark my words I'll pummel his face for what he has done to this generation with his encouragement of consumerism, materialism, degeneracy, and hypersexuality. Dont think I didnt forget that fact that hes also a deHispanicable nuisance to hes equally deHispanicable neighbors. I hope I can one day meet him in the octagon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's scum but he's already out of the realm of most amateur fighters. He's pretty solid now

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hes just another gay who thinks hes tough. From the meaningless tattoos to the stupid haircut; hes just in it for the glory. I guarantee I could beat him.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he is weak
      You are retarded. He's not exactly Mike Tyson, but he has some skills in the ring and you're either jelly or just fucking dumb

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes just another gay who thinks hes tough. From the meaningless tattoos to the stupid haircut; hes just in it for the glory. I guarantee I could beat him.

      He’s just a symptom not the cause. And honestly hes white so it beats the pop culture bullshit we’ve been having the last 15+ years

      >he is weak
      You are retarded. He's not exactly Mike Tyson, but he has some skills in the ring and you're either jelly or just fucking dumb

      I’m actually surprised at how decent he is. He’s 100000x better than his brother who, though he looks impressive on gear, is pretty clueless in the ring

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    F

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    if this isn't bait, if you and your girl have been apart for 6 months and you're not fucking like rabbits when you see each other - she's got someone else

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    6/10 obvious cuck fantasy but at least you typed more than 4 sentences

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      most bizarre part is she has expressed interest in watching me with another woman, but maintains she doesn't want to be physically involved and would just want to watch.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dawg shes just keeping you on the leash while shes banging dudes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          y'all have given me a whole new thing to be paranoid about so this is neat. At least I PR'd yesterday on deadlift ;_:

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this is not a joke which I’m fairly sure it is then she only wants you to be with another woman so she feels less bad about cheating on you my dude

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your away from home for 6 months at a time you dumb gay. Of course she's going to lose interest. Are you as retarded as your wife?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    a business on opposite US coast from my wife, only get to visit her around 3 times a year.

    I wish i stopped reading there, wtf were you thinking seeing your wife 3 times a year as a 140lb "man"???

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