It’s harder than you’d think. If you can’t overhead press your gfs weight on a barbell then yeah she’s fat or your dyel, but overhead pressing an actual live human is much harder.
I recently hit 60kg OHP so yes I could hypothetically press my gf as long as I stay away from fatties, I've been with fat chicks before and regretted it lmao
>lifting GF >forget to breath on OHP >"I'm gonna be alright… AAACK!" >slam GF on the ground and pass out >GF spine snapped in half
That's why you start OHP with your GF when she's thin, then architect her to get heavier for progressive overload.
Thanks mate. She loves it when I do shit like this, gets all giggly that I can toss her around. She encourages me going to the gym and even came to and recorded a powerlifting meet I went to. Women want men that are strong, and it blows my mind that some people genuinely believe otherwise. Lifting makes you more attractive bros, wagmi
I'm not that strong, I got to the point of being able to do 1/2/3/4 and then just switched back to hypertrophy. I maxed with 135 ohp, she's about 115 LB at 5'10 american units
Your arms look dyel as frick in this pic. Like you genuinely don’t look like you lift. Yet you’re holding what looks like at least 140 over your head in a very unstable position. How’d you do it?
Yeah I did a purely strength based program for a couple months, maybe 8, 0 hypertrophy stuff, you gain a little size but it's nothing compared to doing even 2 months of pure hypertrophy based training. So fair point with looking dyel. I think she was around 120 in the pic. Also I was hammered in the pic, so caveman mode was in full effect
You realize that ohping a 135lbs human is nowhere near the same as ohping lmao1pl8, right? For one managing your possible failure for any reason isn't going to involve simply throwing her in front of you.
yes and no. yes in that i dont have a gf, therefore any weight*0=0, and i can OHP more than nothing, but no because any potential gf i could bag would probably weigh more than 135lbs (my current OHP)
I'm 6'10", wife is 5'4" and now must use either a walker or a wheelchair. Depending on how she's doing that day.
I have to lift to help her.
Folks give us weird looks in public. Whatever.
Never go for a woman who you CAN'T ohp.
If she's too heavy, she's not worth your time.
If you're too weak, you're not worth hers. >Verification not required.
Wasn't an OHP, but a similar challenge was actually the reason why I broke up with my first gf. We were at a party at my friend's house and at one point in the night people started doing push up challenges. This evolved into people trying to do body-weight squats with people on their backs. I squatted a mutual friend of ours (who was about 140) and then my then-gf wanted in.
For reference, at the time I was 6'2 170 and she was 5'8 230ish. I was very drunk so I grabbed my friend's belt and knee straps and made a big show of hyping myself up and slapping my head and pretending to chalk up, screaming about how it was a huge PR attempt and "big weight". Everyone thought it was really funny, except for her. I ended up very awkwardly squatting her for 3 reps and then dropping her off my back and attempted to rip off my shirt while screaming at the top of my lungs. She ran out of the room crying and when I tried to talk to her later her friends told me to piss off. I slept over at my friend's and by the time I got home the next morning all her stuff was gone and my apartment was trashed. Lol
>230ish
If this is true she made you a favor by leaving and you hers for shaming her into becoming a better person. I doubt she didn't lose like 50lb on the spot.
I had a super pretty 120lb redhead. I miss her a lot. She had huge breasts relative to her frame.
Last woman I talked to is fat. 6' and looks about 180. Don't think I can press that. Could probably hit it if I'd just stop qqing over ginger.
I am strong enough to OHP (You)r gf
So you are strong enough to lift 0lbs? lol what a pathetic dyel
you have to count the arms too
yeah
i can ohp my arms
yes. if you can't you're either dyel or dating an absolute cow
I am 5'11 my gf is 6'6
Based Claudius.
Tobi?
Get busy lifting or get busy NGMI'ing
Teach me, and post pics
It’s harder than you’d think. If you can’t overhead press your gfs weight on a barbell then yeah she’s fat or your dyel, but overhead pressing an actual live human is much harder.
what would be the most effective method I wonder
You just have to grab them by the pussy
My girl is a cow but I almost got a 3 plate ohp so it adds up
>dating an absolute cow
she's literally 220 lbs and I have scoliosis
>220 lbs
What a shameful existence
I can OHP 1pl8 for 5 and she weighs 49kg so maybe.
I hope he slammed her into the ground after this pic was taken
Onto his knee
>I wondered what would break first
Sounds extremely painful
you're a big guy
For you.
He seems like a big guy
He slammed her alright (in the pussy)
Yes I can overhear press 0 pounds
frick you fricking frick
Nah you're mom is pretty fat
No
God willing I never will be again.
Is his right hand inside her?
I just have to raise my hands
I have this as a requirement on my hinge profile, it subtly keeps the fatties away
my gf is the equivalent of 3 pl8
so no
Damn that b***h is fat as frick LMAO
u must be really high T
she is
>can you lift a pillow
Yes
Unironically kys homosexual
I was having a good day and not thinking about girls until this pic.
uhh, guys, what's his hold point for his right hand?
this doesn't seem appropriate.
I recently hit 60kg OHP so yes I could hypothetically press my gf as long as I stay away from fatties, I've been with fat chicks before and regretted it lmao
>lifting GF
>forget to breath on OHP
>"I'm gonna be alright… AAACK!"
>slam GF on the ground and pass out
>GF spine snapped in half
That's why you start OHP with your GF when she's thin, then architect her to get heavier for progressive overload.
I'll never get over how weak the majority of this board is.
>get gf
>ohp gf
Simple as.
Fake, you just rotated the image 90 degrees
big if true
>get gf
impossible
>ohp gf
improbable
her hip to waist is absolutely goddess-tier, congrats dude
Thanks mate. She loves it when I do shit like this, gets all giggly that I can toss her around. She encourages me going to the gym and even came to and recorded a powerlifting meet I went to. Women want men that are strong, and it blows my mind that some people genuinely believe otherwise. Lifting makes you more attractive bros, wagmi
>powerlifting meet
How much did you lift? Also how heavy is your gf and what can you ohp
You can always push press, she won't know the difference
I'm not that strong, I got to the point of being able to do 1/2/3/4 and then just switched back to hypertrophy. I maxed with 135 ohp, she's about 115 LB at 5'10 american units
hOLY FRICK THIS CAPTCHA
Frick I need to find someone to toss around. I'm going to start approaching women on the subway and asking if I can overhead press them.
Don't even ask anon, just grip and rip
>not understanding she's laughing at your DYEL ass
Kek makes sense you're quarter repping her with those skinny legs
> Doesn't post OHP of girlfriend
> Presumed lack of OHP
> Presumed lack of girlfriend
Post physique and post gf
pffffff braaaaaaaaaaaaaap
How long do i lift until gf
Your arms look dyel as frick in this pic. Like you genuinely don’t look like you lift. Yet you’re holding what looks like at least 140 over your head in a very unstable position. How’d you do it?
Yeah I did a purely strength based program for a couple months, maybe 8, 0 hypertrophy stuff, you gain a little size but it's nothing compared to doing even 2 months of pure hypertrophy based training. So fair point with looking dyel. I think she was around 120 in the pic. Also I was hammered in the pic, so caveman mode was in full effect
what program?
Mate, are you pressing her by the pussy?
AND the breasts, anon.
why r u dressed like an elementary school student
you look kind oy s;--;o;''''y, very impressive girl though.
God damn she looks good, the tasteful thickness of her… oh my god…
>she even has a watermark
he monke
>shoes inside
peak autism
Hands on breasts and hooha. Gj anon.
Hand inside coochie for better grip
You realize that ohping a 135lbs human is nowhere near the same as ohping lmao1pl8, right? For one managing your possible failure for any reason isn't going to involve simply throwing her in front of you.
Yeah it's definitely different, weight distribution is pretty uneven and if they move etc etc. Also coochie grip is optimal
Lifting 62kg is easy, question is if she can hold her body tight enough
I'm 28 and never even kissed a girl.
Easy to lift what doesn't exist
yes and no. yes in that i dont have a gf, therefore any weight*0=0, and i can OHP more than nothing, but no because any potential gf i could bag would probably weigh more than 135lbs (my current OHP)
Yeah I can. Not my wife though.
Yes mine weights litrally nothing.
my girlfriend weighs 240pounds so... you guess the answer.
You must be very strong anon.
Beastmode.
Yes, but I am also strong enough to OHP my little brother who weighs 165 lbs.
I'm 6'10", wife is 5'4" and now must use either a walker or a wheelchair. Depending on how she's doing that day.
I have to lift to help her.
Folks give us weird looks in public. Whatever.
I don't believe anything in your post.
Someday I will get my gf and her sister to each hold one side of the bar and I'll press them both
Maybe if she's, like, twelve.
Yeah but she's a femlet
🙂
My wife is 6'1 and like 220lbs, can't that cow up
yeah easily
Yes, I can OHP zero (0) kg.
Yes I can OHP 30 kg
Yes, she weight exactly 0kg
Never go for a woman who you CAN'T ohp.
If she's too heavy, she's not worth your time.
If you're too weak, you're not worth hers.
>Verification not required.
I snapped my clavicle up(costoclavicular ligament) ohping 150lbs for 15 reps, snapped on the third to last rep. I have no gf.
My GF weighs more than me
god what a homosexual
My gf weighs 50kg, so it's no really an achievent to ohp that, I do it for reps.
Although, I would assume, lifting a human is different to lifting a barbell. I'll have to try lifting her up
Gf, yes. Wife, no.
Yeah aight
Uhh, maybe a split jerk.
my WHAT
I do not have a gf
Regardless, she would have to be 100 lbs or less
I can OHP 20 kg more than my wife weighs, but she won't let me try for whatever reason, the pregnant b***h.
I can overhead press her for hundreds of reps.
I can also hold her like a gun and go "cat-at-at-at-at-at".
at least she will never leave and take half my shit
Careful doing this shit bro.
I can OHP 185, but twigged my back when over head pressing my wiggling 120lb gf
Wasn't an OHP, but a similar challenge was actually the reason why I broke up with my first gf. We were at a party at my friend's house and at one point in the night people started doing push up challenges. This evolved into people trying to do body-weight squats with people on their backs. I squatted a mutual friend of ours (who was about 140) and then my then-gf wanted in.
For reference, at the time I was 6'2 170 and she was 5'8 230ish. I was very drunk so I grabbed my friend's belt and knee straps and made a big show of hyping myself up and slapping my head and pretending to chalk up, screaming about how it was a huge PR attempt and "big weight". Everyone thought it was really funny, except for her. I ended up very awkwardly squatting her for 3 reps and then dropping her off my back and attempted to rip off my shirt while screaming at the top of my lungs. She ran out of the room crying and when I tried to talk to her later her friends told me to piss off. I slept over at my friend's and by the time I got home the next morning all her stuff was gone and my apartment was trashed. Lol
she did you a favor
fat people should feel ashamed of themselves
Imagine trashing your relationship for a few giggles from some lads. Absolut mad lad.
>230ish
If this is true she made you a favor by leaving and you hers for shaming her into becoming a better person. I doubt she didn't lose like 50lb on the spot.
since i don't live in amerifat land yes
Easy as frick, my girlfriend weighs practically nothing to me
Where is his right hand
This is where I would post me OHPing my gf
IF I HAD ONE
Yes, but she's cannot keep up the body tension for long, so eventually she will go limp and I hurt her by stretching her skin.
I was able to OHP my 100lb blonde qt gf so easily and she would love it.
>where is she now bros?
No because she weighs over 200lbs unfortunately.
No but I can OHP my bf UwU
Anons, post pics of lifting people/gf (or bf more likely) in any manner. Leta get primal
this count?
You know its a man, right?
Count it
Had to check out that guy's twitter. Holy frick what an archetypal fart sniffer.
Would love to bane-smash him over my knee
I had a super pretty 120lb redhead. I miss her a lot. She had huge breasts relative to her frame.
Last woman I talked to is fat. 6' and looks about 180. Don't think I can press that. Could probably hit it if I'd just stop qqing over ginger.
Of course
Just push press and only show the picture from the top of the movement so nobody can prove you cheated.