Banned from gym

Has anyone else ever been banned from a gym? I just got banned from the gym and they were refusing to refund my money claiming that I interfered with equipment.

I didn't actually cause any damage so I think it's a lot of bullshit are you supposed to get your money back when you get banned from the gym?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like a deposit? It's probably in the contract you signed.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >interfered with equipment
    What did you actually do?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah spill the beans anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Used a barbell for javelin training

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah spill the beans anon

      I brought a universal remote in and every night I would change the channel because it will always be on fox News so I would change it to like MSNBC or CNN. And I had to do this every single night so I just blocked fox so that somebody would need to have the actual remote and know how to unblock it meaning that only one of the people who work there could unblock it instead of some random Chud.

      Like I said I didn't actually damage anything.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm trans btw if that matters

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you considered suicide? What am I saying? Of course you have.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao, very child like behavior and even more child like to complain about getting banned. just get your parents to get you another membership somewhere else

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fox news is shit but you're a fag and deserve to be banned

          Passive aggressive "people" should be banned from life

          how do people fall for such bad bait

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/ap3vogG.png

            only a retard would believe this

            oh that was supposed to be a joke? good one

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no its not a joke that you missed. OP made this to bait a reaction out of you and make you look stupid and hot damn it was hook, line, and sinker

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh good one

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                put a helmet on retard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still trying this hard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it takes zero effort to call you a retard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still trying THIS hard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ay let me get your number if you want me to keep calling you a retard so bad

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still trying this HARD

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                uhhhhhh let me think uhhhh oh hyeah RETARD

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying this hard STILL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lmao, very child like behavior and even more child like to complain about getting banned. just get your parents to get you another membership somewhere else
                damn only a RETARD would believe OP and come up with some shit like this

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >STILL trying this hard!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                smug selling after falling for bait is truly retarded

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the guy you’re bickering with but hot damn you are SEETHING.

                trips for this 🙁

                >trying this hard STILL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah really gassed over here mr.retard man

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying THIS hard still!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                arded bro youre arded

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit, you thought there was samefagging going on?? Damn, now you proved you ARE retarded. Now quick, do damage control and backpedal for my entertainment.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                arded bro youre arded

                >still trying this HARD!!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it ain't hard man you try it: R E T A R D

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahaha! Do more tricks. Damage control more! You’re my bitch. Now post it again!

                >trying this hard still!!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are retarded

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still trying thus hard!!!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/u8t4dqP.jpg

                >trying this hard still!!

                it takes zero effort to call you a retard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trying this hard still!!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I fucking own you. I rule your mind. Prove you’re a worthless bitch and post it again.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahaha! Do more tricks. Damage control more! You’re my bitch. Now post it again!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the guy you’re bickering with but hot damn you are SEETHING.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                trips for this 🙁

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          only a retard would believe this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fox news is shit but you're a fag and deserve to be banned

        Passive aggressive "people" should be banned from life

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try to ban channels from outside the gym next without being seen and tell them it wasn’t you in the first place.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is obvious bait but you caught a fair amount of retards with it so I'm proud of you.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you it's based on a true story. My sister is a doctor and she told me today that one of her at home nurses at her private practice has just lost her nursing license because she was going into old people's homes and blocking fox on their TVs. She got caught after she did it to the same woman three times. Woman son fuck behind her and walked her in the driveway until they made sure that they could access the channel and when they found out it was blocked again they called the nursing company to tell them what she had been doing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you used a creddit card you can call your cc company and dispute transaction/do a chargeback.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh it's a bait thread.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >op is probably the retard of the year

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        do people in the land of fat watch news in a fucking gym?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly for people while on treadmills and stuff. Also nice to have somewhere to look while in between sets so I don't get accused of staring at some gym-thot accidentally.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You americans are a blight on the planet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did foxnews trigger you? Didn't they have a safe space for you special snowflakes? Tvs are pointless anyway. They don't even broadcast the sound on fm radio at mine anymore so you can't hear them at all.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm from canada btw if that matters

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you aren't, Canadian gyms play Global News or the CBC.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        fine bait, sir

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the fuck are people unironically falling for this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always change the station to jeopardy I gotta know who the host is or I'm up all night thinking about it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it beta to just walk up to the staff desk and ask them to change the channel?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        High quality

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good bait good thread not bad OP still gay tho

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        BAIT

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >switching the channel from garbage to garbage
        You deserve it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why the fuck are you watching TV at the gym? What the fuck is going on?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        XD

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop pretending to be me

        >interfered with equipment
        What did you actually do?

        I forgot to bring my squat plug and so I was using the front desk’s stapler as a handy replacement. It was uncomfortable, but I did set a new PR.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the fuck even happened here? 2/3 of the replies here are just acknowledging that this is bait, and the other 1/3 appear to mostly be bait themselves. What are we even doing here?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brain rot. Anybody that's been here for more than a couple days knows this place is good for one thing, BRAIN ROT. Yet we keep coming. Chaos. Clown world.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I got banned once because I slapped this girls ass while she was on the leg curl machine, thinking it was my step sister. But it was actually just a random girl that looked like my step sister. I tried to explain the accident but they didn’t care and banned me anyways

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >realize it is wrong to slap random girl's ass
      >don't realize it is just as bad to slap step sister's ass
      They probably believed your story but still banned you for being an incestuous creep.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting banned from gym is quite uncommon. You must have been really stepping on people's toes to make this happen

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cnn
    >fox
    >the goyslop of entertainment
    If youre working hard enough you wont be able to pay attention to any gay shit on tv anyway, but if youre a baby go to the shitty purple place instead. Try planet fitness, it sounds like your home

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When i was 15 i was almost banned from the YMCA for jerking off in the showers.

    It was a situation where there was individual stalls but the drain was just a trench that would lead to a single drain in the middle of the room. I didn't know there was a 6 year old and his dad in the next stall. I claimed it wasnt me and maybe it was the next guy over, or it was soap i dunno

    For the next 6 months there was always someone working at the pool in the men's locker room, and the stalls were taken away turning it into a completely open shower.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rock n roll boys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manages to post the thumbnail of a roll image
      not the retardiation that this thread needs, but the retardiation this thread deserves

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it really matter though?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thumbnail.

    • 2 months ago
      I hate women

      roll

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was at a swimming pool in Germany that had a very unusual changing room setup.

    There was a woman's only changing room behind at least two sets of doors and then there was the family changing room which around a corner with no doors became a men's change room. There were many signs indicating it was the men's only change room. A woman with two daughters decided that she didn't want to go to the women's changing room. So instead she walked through the entire family changing room and into the men's only changing room. Has she had her daughter's change under towels she was very loud about the fact that she wished that men would stop looking so they could get changed in peace. They will review boys in the room who were very embarrassed about this and got changed very quickly and got out which she found funny and was laughing until being shy when they have nothing to hide at their age. A man with pants but no shirt on walked up to her and said she needs to get the fuck out this is deeply inappropriate. She started screaming at the top of her lungs just no words just screaming.

    Instantly one of the employees appeared and she started crying about how the man had sexually harassed her. And was demanding the police be called immediately. Even with half a dozen people saying she is wrong they did call the police and the police put the man in handcuffs and after about 30 minutes of talking with everyone who was there they let him out and then gave her a warning. When they told her that she was banned from the gym she started screaming again and at that point I left but I've been told by the people at the pool they have to call the woman's husband to take her away.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      amazing.
      This is REAL mental illness. Whole thing was for someone to pay attention to her.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Even with half a dozen people saying she is wrong they did call the police and the police put the man in handcuffs and after about 30 minutes
      >and then gave her a warning.
      Police officers are enforces of cuckoldry in society. That's why I don't pity whenever a police officer gets shot dead, and I would NEVER, EVER help police.
      Fuck "BML muh racyst cops" bullshit talk.
      THIS is why the only good cop is a dead cop.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most mentally stable german

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get banned but I had to pay to replace some equipment when I was curling and I didn't notice that I didn't put a clip on one side and a 2.5 kg plate went flying off one end of the barbell and absolutely demolished one of the mirrors on the walls

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but I got a serious warning, I wanted to go higher on the lat raise machine so I balanced two dumbells ontop of the plates and one dropped off and hit some bitches foot who was walking too close to the machine anyway, luckily they saw that it wasnt intentional

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Retard. Why not just do weighted pull ups at that point?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only once, owner didn't like my choice of tattoos. Private property, tresspass notice etc. Just boycott and move to another gym that doesn't discriminate.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter how many times you tell people nobody is going to believe you that that is a Buddhist good luck symbol on your chest.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In 10 years of lifting only been banned from one gym. Was a family owned gym, so they were not laid back. Owner refused to renew my membership, arguing that I often slammed weights and didnt clean up after. That was a lie, they most likely banned me because I would smoke a ton of weed before going, and I reeked, I didnt give a fuck about what the people thought of me, but they clearly did.
    Now I added that sour memory to my plentiful cache of hate and despair, to be used as fuel in my new gym 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you stank so badly you were banned for the gym? Ew

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long cat is long XD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      :DDDDDDD

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    read your membership contract

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got soft banned from the YMCA in high school for deadlifting and refusing to stop

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