Biggest gains goblin thread

What's your biggest gains goblin? We all have that one thing that keeps us from achieving maximum gains.
Also encouraged in this thread is giving advice to each other how to beat the goblin.

I'll start, for me it's jerking off. Even though I'm married and have a quality sex life I just can't stop.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >married and quality sex life
    brother i tell you what your real gains goblin is...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I don't have an urge to get with anyone else I'm just horny all the time.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >your phone
    zoom zoom
    do people really use IST on their phone nowadays?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm at work shitposting on my phone.
      What you gonna do about this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally only use IST on my phone, why would I log onto a computer to talk to you retards when I can do it in bed with my cock out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who sits at a desk to use IST that's pathetic

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not wanting to get a chubby face

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a problem with porn. It has affected every aspect of my life. I'm still riding tho. I ride till I die

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go outside in America
    >get shot by honor roll honor student with 50k+ student scholarship awards who also dindu nuffin and was going for a jog to xer SUV
    T-thanks Jesus

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work, I don't know why we put up with this unironic slavery.
    >lmao bro like just don't play the game
    >lol bro just be homeless and raped to death by a pack of astronauts and scientists and doctors
    digits and Israel burns to the ground

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek nice get

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Raped by astronauts.. Jessie what the fuck are you on about?

      Also check'em.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I just can't stop.
    why

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      General horniness I guess. Or maybe it's a force of habit? Used to masterbate a lot when I was single.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably not robbing you of any significant amount of gains anyway.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol by far. Both for preventing muscle gains because I won't lift if I'm hungover and because it's the primary reason for me putting on fat. I spent my whole 20s getting drunk and didn't lift because I was busy being drunk or hungover.
    Now I drink less and at the moment cancer is the gains goblin because surgery interrupted my lifting which fucked the consistency I had been building for the last year. And now there's chemo soon so I end up just doing nothing and putting all my self improvement on hold for several months.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn bro, sorry to hear that. Is the cancer drinking related?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not as far as I know. Now the treatment seems to be successful so it's most likely just going to end up being a huge inconvenience.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good to hear you're getting better brother. Dying would be pretty cringe, I want to see you post more shitposts

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good thing you’re doing good bro. Cancer sucks and it’s gay. Kick its ass.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does chemo help with weight loss? Maybe you can pull mad pussy like in 50/50.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Medical school. For the most part I have the summer off with one summer class and a full time job, but I am trying to learn to fit lifting in my life before the fall so I can balance everything.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every 3-4 months i get really depressed about my progress and think that i've made it and don't want to work any more. last year i was down from 190ish to 160. then i slacked off/maintained from sept-december and lost again from 160-140. that's been about 5 months now and this last month i've just maintained. it's hard to muster up the discipline that i had over the past few months but i don't want to get lazy and gain it all back again either. plus i know there is more progress to be made.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Job, by far.
    It's so stressful (therefore killing my appetite) and time consuming. I don't get enough sleep because of it, it makes me skip meals and I preform worse at the gym because of exhaustion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quit your job, become a mercenary

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fed prints money because lol money
        >fed give money to banks
        >banks scam people giving them illusory money for debt slavery
        >people own nothing
        >work for people who work for banks
        >everything you do is meaningless and has zero value
        >trying to escape is literally illegal
        I used to be a normal person, until I realized I was an NPC slave.

        The thing is being jobless makes me feel even worse.
        How to afford gym, food, supplements etc?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          being a busker?
          better to be the man with the monkey instead of the monkey

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fed prints money because lol money
      >fed give money to banks
      >banks scam people giving them illusory money for debt slavery
      >people own nothing
      >work for people who work for banks
      >everything you do is meaningless and has zero value
      >trying to escape is literally illegal
      I used to be a normal person, until I realized I was an NPC slave.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A job of any kind.
    NEET + roids is the only way.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do I NEET max?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's easier to get a job than to get neetbux here in Sweden

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are the least gnomish jobs in sweden?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It all seems pretty gnomish. It's very difficult to get into any trade unless you majored in that trade in high school, a master's is worth about as much as a bachelor's in the USA and most jobs you can get without a degree have extremely limited opportunities for advancement.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food isn't calorie dense enough. It would be easy if things just had three times as much energy for the volume.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My fucking shit girlfriend constantly trying to fuck with my god damn diet.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically my gf. I broke up with her 3 days ago and she will not leave me alone. She keeps sending me messages from a fake ig account and she even send me a fucking email. I don’t know what to do. Blocking her doesn’t work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her you'll get back with her for 500 dollars

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ME

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