>blocks your gains path

>blocks your gains path

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just pop it like you would a pimple

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stick a needle in your asshole bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had one like nearly an inch in and it thankfully chilled out after a week and never came back.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    MY CORNHOLE IS SO ITCHYY AAAAAAAAA

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had chronically reoccuring hoids for over 15 years. Just fucking shove some cream or suppositories inside and carry on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        0$

        this is how much trannies pay to occupy your headspace 24/7

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's calling you a gay. Which you are.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the fuck is wrong with your ass dude, my boyfriend fucks me every day several times and i never had an hemorrhoid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man gays are degenerate

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet they're all stronger than you

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drinks metamucil
    >path is cleared
    got any more brain busters

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fix your diet and you'll stop getting hemorrhoids.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What in the diet causes them ? I heard most are from either sitting too much or lifting too heavy ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anything that gets you bad shit.
        If it's hard, it can rip your asshole by itself. You can also do it if you have to make force to push it out. Lastly, if you have to shit for longer than 5 minutes, that can cause hemorrhoids too. Diarrhea is another level and cause shit ton of problems including hemorrhoids.

        Tldr eat more fiber and drink more water.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can lead a perfect lifestyle and have a perfect diet and still get the knots. Strictly speaking, hemorrhoids aren't a disease or a trauma, it's a consequence of the natural flaws in the human anatomy. Kind of like cancer, sometimes our cells just spontaneously become tumorous. Obviously being a fatass or shitting bricks will expose those flaws faster, but no one is safe.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can lead a perfect lifestyle and have a perfect diet and still get the knots
          Wrong. Hemorrhoids are dilated nerves from high pressure straining. If you eat a perfect diet and live a perfect lifestyle (dont put things in your butt) this will not happen

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. Hemorrhoids are inevitable like cancer or ringworm. Everyone gets then eventually.

            The dudes getting defensive in here are insecure about their barnacles. Too afraid to put Preparation H in their ass because they might enjoy the cooling sensation.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine thinking this lol wow

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine having such a bitch low weight squat you don't occasionally overpressure your ass driving the weight up. What's it like being a femboy, gay?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This sucks. How do you even put in your squat plug?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never had hemeroids. Are the internal or external the painful ones?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In my case the external ones. They only hurt like hell when i have diarrhea for some reason

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once thought I had a hemorrhoid but it turns out my shits were just harder than usual and slowly wore at my asshole. I started taking lactulose syrup 2x a week and it went away.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    use more lube next time. also tell him to be gentler next time yall go at it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    once got a perianal hematoma from deadlifting (probably) and i only noticed when wiping. didn't itch or anything but i still had a doctor look at it (because i didn't know what it was).
    >did you do any heavy lifting recently?
    >a lot
    >heavier than usual?
    >always

    never any hemorrhoids, though. i suspect i was clenching my butthole holding in a fart because there were girls around. next time i'll just let it rip before i blow out a blood vessel in my ass again.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck this photo makes me horny

    Brb rubbing my pink hole lmao

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Fig. 1: Diagram of the actual diameter of OP's asshole
    Post benis

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