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>blocks your gains path
Just pop it like you would a pimple
Just stick a needle in your asshole bro
I had one like nearly an inch in and it thankfully chilled out after a week and never came back.
MY CORNHOLE IS SO ITCHYY AAAAAAAAA
I've had chronically reoccuring hoids for over 15 years. Just fucking shove some cream or suppositories inside and carry on
this is how much trannies pay to occupy your headspace 24/7
He's calling you a gay. Which you are.
What the fuck is wrong with your ass dude, my boyfriend fucks me every day several times and i never had an hemorrhoid.
Man gays are degenerate
And yet they're all stronger than you
>path is cleared
got any more brain busters
Fix your diet and you'll stop getting hemorrhoids.
What in the diet causes them ? I heard most are from either sitting too much or lifting too heavy ?
Anything that gets you bad shit.
If it's hard, it can rip your asshole by itself. You can also do it if you have to make force to push it out. Lastly, if you have to shit for longer than 5 minutes, that can cause hemorrhoids too. Diarrhea is another level and cause shit ton of problems including hemorrhoids.
Tldr eat more fiber and drink more water.
You can lead a perfect lifestyle and have a perfect diet and still get the knots. Strictly speaking, hemorrhoids aren't a disease or a trauma, it's a consequence of the natural flaws in the human anatomy. Kind of like cancer, sometimes our cells just spontaneously become tumorous. Obviously being a fatass or shitting bricks will expose those flaws faster, but no one is safe.
>You can lead a perfect lifestyle and have a perfect diet and still get the knots
Wrong. Hemorrhoids are dilated nerves from high pressure straining. If you eat a perfect diet and live a perfect lifestyle (dont put things in your butt) this will not happen
Wrong. Hemorrhoids are inevitable like cancer or ringworm. Everyone gets then eventually.
The dudes getting defensive in here are insecure about their barnacles. Too afraid to put Preparation H in their ass because they might enjoy the cooling sensation.
Imagine thinking this lol wow
Imagine having such a bitch low weight squat you don't occasionally overpressure your ass driving the weight up. What's it like being a femboy, gay?
This sucks. How do you even put in your squat plug?
I never had hemeroids. Are the internal or external the painful ones?
In my case the external ones. They only hurt like hell when i have diarrhea for some reason
I once thought I had a hemorrhoid but it turns out my shits were just harder than usual and slowly wore at my asshole. I started taking lactulose syrup 2x a week and it went away.
use more lube next time. also tell him to be gentler next time yall go at it
once got a perianal hematoma from deadlifting (probably) and i only noticed when wiping. didn't itch or anything but i still had a doctor look at it (because i didn't know what it was).
>did you do any heavy lifting recently?
>heavier than usual?
never any hemorrhoids, though. i suspect i was clenching my butthole holding in a fart because there were girls around. next time i'll just let it rip before i blow out a blood vessel in my ass again.
Fuck this photo makes me horny
Brb rubbing my pink hole lmao
> Fig. 1: Diagram of the actual diameter of OP's asshole
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