>blood after wipe again

>blood after wipe again
Squatting is giving me cancer. Frick this board.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably the anal sex, anon.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >My anus is bleeding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is, and I am too ashamed to get it checked, and it's YOUR fault for tricking me into doing squats.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then you deserve to die.
        It's probably just a haemorrhoid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How long does a hemorrhoid last anyways?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            A week or 2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >My anus is bleeding

      >I-I-I got this feeling, yeah, you know
      >Where I'm losing all control
      >'Cause there is magic in my bones
      >I-I-I got this feeling in my soul
      >Go ahead and throw your stones
      >'Cause there's magic in my bones

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not funny, didn't laugh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >making me the victor

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >squatting on wieners

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Try drinking kombucha and eating fermented stuff (pickles, kimchi, sauerkraut etc.), maybe your stomach flora is fricked, it sure helped me

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Say no more, I know what happened. You didn't use a squat plug. You can still reverse the damage at that stage, but you better start plugging up. Or don't. Personally I think it would be hilarious if you blew an o ring at the bottom of the movement and dropped a kidney

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bNGWCNp.jpg

      >blood after wipe again
      Squatting is giving me cancer. Frick this board.

      Seconding the squat plug. When I started to squat about twice my bodyweight I noticed I'd get anal bleeding pretty consistently. I thought squat plugs were just a meme but decided frick it, what can it hurt to try? Tried it, and not only did I not bleed, I felt like the extra anal pressure helped me to stay right. My squat went up by 20 lbs too. I just wish it was appropriate to talk about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        definitely. the extra pressure makes it so much easier to brace and prevent form issues.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Seconding the squat plug. When I started to squat about twice my bodyweight I noticed I'd get anal bleeding pretty consistently. I thought squat plugs were just a meme but decided frick it, what can it hurt to try? Tried it, and not only did I not bleed, I felt like the extra anal pressure helped me to stay right. My squat went up by 20 lbs too. I just wish it was appropriate to talk about.

      or just squat without using any weights?
      if you want leg and thigh muscle running and jumping jacks are good too

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Squat on the toilet.
    Don't push with your stomach, learn to push with your glute muscles.
    You will never bleed again.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fiber/psyllium husk

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You might have a vitamin K deficiency.

    Have you been taking vitamin D, by any chance? Supplementing with vitamin D has been known to reduce vitamin K levels.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just adaptation to the butt plug. Don't worry it will pass.

  10. 1 month ago
    I ignore women

    stop digging for gold OP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >itch because I bleed
      >bleed because I itch and it takes a million wipes to get clean

      There's no winning! Let's just admit defeat this single time and admit the Euros were right and we need to install high pressure water jets for anal cleansing in all bathrooms.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a bidet, it's really nice
    Also, buy soft paper instead of sandpaper

  12. 1 month ago
    Himbo Chad

    Start with beginner squat plugs

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop squatting and see if it goes away. not permanently just a couple of weeks. it could be ass cancer for all you know.
    also could be irritation from wiping. spit on the toilet paper before you use it.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop taking it up the ass, homosexual.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're not supposed to start with the large squat plug. You're supposed to work your way up.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not using squat plugs and complaining about the anal fissures
    common knowledge dude, read the sticky

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t worry OP its not squatting giving you cancer.
    >its the vaccine

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