>I-I-I got this feeling, yeah, you know >Where I'm losing all control >'Cause there is magic in my bones >I-I-I got this feeling in my soul >Go ahead and throw your stones >'Cause there's magic in my bones
Say no more, I know what happened. You didn't use a squat plug. You can still reverse the damage at that stage, but you better start plugging up. Or don't. Personally I think it would be hilarious if you blew an o ring at the bottom of the movement and dropped a kidney
>blood after wipe again
Squatting is giving me cancer. Frick this board.
Seconding the squat plug. When I started to squat about twice my bodyweight I noticed I'd get anal bleeding pretty consistently. I thought squat plugs were just a meme but decided frick it, what can it hurt to try? Tried it, and not only did I not bleed, I felt like the extra anal pressure helped me to stay right. My squat went up by 20 lbs too. I just wish it was appropriate to talk about.
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Seconding the squat plug. When I started to squat about twice my bodyweight I noticed I'd get anal bleeding pretty consistently. I thought squat plugs were just a meme but decided frick it, what can it hurt to try? Tried it, and not only did I not bleed, I felt like the extra anal pressure helped me to stay right. My squat went up by 20 lbs too. I just wish it was appropriate to talk about.
or just squat without using any weights?
if you want leg and thigh muscle running and jumping jacks are good too
>itch because I bleed >bleed because I itch and it takes a million wipes to get clean
There's no winning! Let's just admit defeat this single time and admit the Euros were right and we need to install high pressure water jets for anal cleansing in all bathrooms.
stop squatting and see if it goes away. not permanently just a couple of weeks. it could be ass cancer for all you know.
also could be irritation from wiping. spit on the toilet paper before you use it.
It's probably the anal sex, anon.
>My anus is bleeding
It is, and I am too ashamed to get it checked, and it's YOUR fault for tricking me into doing squats.
Then you deserve to die.
It's probably just a haemorrhoid.
How long does a hemorrhoid last anyways?
A week or 2.
>My anus is bleeding
>I-I-I got this feeling, yeah, you know
>Where I'm losing all control
>'Cause there is magic in my bones
>I-I-I got this feeling in my soul
>Go ahead and throw your stones
>'Cause there's magic in my bones
Not funny, didn't laugh.
>making me the victor
>squatting on wieners
Try drinking kombucha and eating fermented stuff (pickles, kimchi, sauerkraut etc.), maybe your stomach flora is fricked, it sure helped me
Say no more, I know what happened. You didn't use a squat plug. You can still reverse the damage at that stage, but you better start plugging up. Or don't. Personally I think it would be hilarious if you blew an o ring at the bottom of the movement and dropped a kidney
Seconding the squat plug. When I started to squat about twice my bodyweight I noticed I'd get anal bleeding pretty consistently. I thought squat plugs were just a meme but decided frick it, what can it hurt to try? Tried it, and not only did I not bleed, I felt like the extra anal pressure helped me to stay right. My squat went up by 20 lbs too. I just wish it was appropriate to talk about.
definitely. the extra pressure makes it so much easier to brace and prevent form issues.
or just squat without using any weights?
if you want leg and thigh muscle running and jumping jacks are good too
Squat on the toilet.
Don't push with your stomach, learn to push with your glute muscles.
You will never bleed again.
fiber/psyllium husk
You might have a vitamin K deficiency.
Have you been taking vitamin D, by any chance? Supplementing with vitamin D has been known to reduce vitamin K levels.
It's just adaptation to the butt plug. Don't worry it will pass.
stop digging for gold OP
>itch because I bleed
>bleed because I itch and it takes a million wipes to get clean
There's no winning! Let's just admit defeat this single time and admit the Euros were right and we need to install high pressure water jets for anal cleansing in all bathrooms.
Get a bidet, it's really nice
Also, buy soft paper instead of sandpaper
Start with beginner squat plugs
stop squatting and see if it goes away. not permanently just a couple of weeks. it could be ass cancer for all you know.
also could be irritation from wiping. spit on the toilet paper before you use it.
Stop taking it up the ass, homosexual.
You're not supposed to start with the large squat plug. You're supposed to work your way up.
>not using squat plugs and complaining about the anal fissures
common knowledge dude, read the sticky
Don’t worry OP its not squatting giving you cancer.
>its the vaccine