>explain this
Prime pussy, 10/10 ass the best women i’ve dated in all my life, but its anyway looking like shit, it appears the party we were gonna crash is very private and ny friend is not able to get us in the list
Op the homosexual, listen here. the only good choice is literally DRINK MORE UNTIL YOU PASS OUT. So that you won't be able to drive at all (which would have killed your ass). I know your not thinking straight.
>I know your not thinking straight.
Yeah im thinking with my dick man, Only thing keeping me at home right now is JJ vs zhan 2 and my friend confirming my name and my girls at the party list, otherwise ill just call it a night.
Just get a car or taxi or whatever >t. Hit a telephone pole, a parker car, and my neighbor’s chicken
Op the homosexual, listen here. the only good choice is literally DRINK MORE UNTIL YOU PASS OUT. So that you won't be able to drive at all (which would have killed your ass). I know your not thinking straight.
why risk killing others, or if you don't care, killing yourself. then you will NEVER EVER experience this prime pussy you're talking about, EVER again. so think about it and don't be a moron
If you can't drive drunk naturally I recommend you ride a bike instead. Just make sure to drink a ton of water. Like enough that you need to pee every five minutes. The water will push the alcohol out of your system enough to ride the bike.
did this once and woke up to police knocking on my window. Someone called the cops on me. Got away with a warning, just make sure to leave your keys outside of the car and especially not in the ignition
Don't care if you have a nice day driving drunk, think about the innocent people who are probably worth a shit in this world you'll kill/maul bc you're dumbass wanted to try at some pussy you probably wouldn't get in the first place. Stay home and pass out homosexual
You don't. I had a friend get hit and killed by a drunk driver last year. Don't be that guy. If you can't get someone to drive you then stay home. You said you couldn't get a cab because you have $5 in your account, so you don't have enough money to do anything anyway. Rub one out and go to sleep.
cocaine
no. you'll drink more, black out and wake up in a ditch
Holy checked!
livestream your trip nigha
Honestly make yourself throw up and then brush your teeth
Drink a frick ton of water, exercise, and drink even more water. Piss out all of that goodness.
In 2 hours? Sounds like a mission impossible dude, i only have a pullup/dip bar at home
Its 35kms, not that long but still i can gdt pulled over or crash and fricking die
Force yourself to throw up then drink a lot of water. Drive safe drunko, use cruise control and focus on control
>I have to drive on the highway
no one does, ever.
How much did you drink
Idk mang 4 rum/coke/beer mix and 2 or 3 beers, i feel fricked up my eyes close on themselves but i gotta drive,
>i gotta drive
explain this dummy
no one HAS to do fricking anything
if you say working im going to fricking kill you
>explain this
Prime pussy, 10/10 ass the best women i’ve dated in all my life, but its anyway looking like shit, it appears the party we were gonna crash is very private and ny friend is not able to get us in the list
>I know your not thinking straight.
Yeah im thinking with my dick man, Only thing keeping me at home right now is JJ vs zhan 2 and my friend confirming my name and my girls at the party list, otherwise ill just call it a night.
Cant taxi, i have $5 in my account kek
>Driving blasted and fricking dying for pussy
Jesus Christ you guys are pathetic.
Sweet talk her into picking you up, fricking like rabbits all night, then have her take you to your car in the morning?
Dumb ass Black person
Hope that pussy is worth 10k + for a DUI if you get caught. Insurance will skyrocket as well.
>Anon's here
>Omg is he drunk already?
>Did he drive here!?
How do you think this party is going to go anon?
Op the homosexual, listen here. the only good choice is literally DRINK MORE UNTIL YOU PASS OUT. So that you won't be able to drive at all (which would have killed your ass). I know your not thinking straight.
Brah it’s not worth it. My dad was driving drunk last year and he crashed into a fire truck
Kek sounds like a cartoon.
Just get a car or taxi or whatever
>t. Hit a telephone pole, a parker car, and my neighbor’s chicken
Drink caffeine and use the thumbs up method
why risk killing others, or if you don't care, killing yourself. then you will NEVER EVER experience this prime pussy you're talking about, EVER again. so think about it and don't be a moron
send him money then if you care so much lmao get out of your emotions you empathetic homosexual go cry to The Notebook
>just die for sex man
make sure you turn on the heat in the car and play some very relaxing music
If you can't drive drunk naturally I recommend you ride a bike instead. Just make sure to drink a ton of water. Like enough that you need to pee every five minutes. The water will push the alcohol out of your system enough to ride the bike.
Kek
Please don't drive dude at best you'll get a DUI and have to pay thousands of dollars and at worst you'll wake up facing manslaughter charges
Red bull + food
U have to be over 14 to post on this board
Have another drink and think it over.
Drink even more to cancel out the earlier drinks.
Drive the the nearest empty driveway and sleep it off. Make sure no one is going to find you. Maybe Walmart parking lot
did this once and woke up to police knocking on my window. Someone called the cops on me. Got away with a warning, just make sure to leave your keys outside of the car and especially not in the ignition
Don't care if you have a nice day driving drunk, think about the innocent people who are probably worth a shit in this world you'll kill/maul bc you're dumbass wanted to try at some pussy you probably wouldn't get in the first place. Stay home and pass out homosexual
You don't. I had a friend get hit and killed by a drunk driver last year. Don't be that guy. If you can't get someone to drive you then stay home. You said you couldn't get a cab because you have $5 in your account, so you don't have enough money to do anything anyway. Rub one out and go to sleep.
sleep it off or take a cab/uber. not worth getting a DUI and ruining your life
>in 2 hours
Rest in peace
Glad you're safe fampai
Gz pick up drunk girls
Hope its a good one 🙂
Damn that bunda