Could you last one round with 1985 Mike Tyson? He's 18yo , 5'11 and 225lbs

Could you last one round with 1985 Mike Tyson?
He's 18yo , 5'11 and 225lbs

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    me no, but i heard bruce lee could

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bruce lee would absolutely destroy him lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is a very silly thing to say.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Bruce Lee actually knew boxing, wrestling, and submissions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bruce Lee was also half his size. Tyson would murder the moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bruce Lee admitted Muhammad Ali would whoop him stop being an idiot

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easiest double leg of my life
    Grow up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Mike Tyson
      >5'11

      Lel

      Yes, i'd kill him and rape his corpse.

      >black "man"
      I'd beat him like the woman he wishes he was.

      bruce lee would absolutely destroy him lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >whiteknighting for a man you've never even met
        Stay safe and watch out for the aids when you get bottomed by your boyfriend.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cope I don't have a boyfriend. Stay salty chud, he turned into a beautiful princess with natural feminine vagina that Dr. Rosenthal gave him (now her). I'm chinese if that makes a difference.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        u mad blackboi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        calm down ruggarell, you fat gay moron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean how does that even happen? Are we really living in a society where everyone is so unwilling to talk with strangers or comment on their personal space that not one person could say "watch your posture bruh" before his neck got to literally almost horizontal?!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's a girl right there looking at his screen with him. Does it not strike her as a bit off? Couldn't she say to straighten up a bit?

          I refuse to believe that he has to sit that way, I can't imagine him walking around that way, can you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are looking at what a broken, most likely depressed, empty, shell of a guy is. Have you ever dealt with someone like that? If you told him to straighten up he would give a loose lipped "yeah" and just cease speaking with or listening to you.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >neck wider than head
    viable natty?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, nobody on IST can survive more than 10 seconds with Tyson and you knew that when you made the thread.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What was this guy's problem?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no fap (allegedly)

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mike Tyson
    >5'11

    Lel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This
      He's like 5'7

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he easily could have been 5'11 in his prime years before the back problems. Maybe only in the morning for only a couple hours or not far from 5'11.

        I beleive he was a strong 5'10 atleast.
        That being said you morons have skewed perception of height because you gays never fought a minute in your miserable lives and everything you know about fighting is from action movies and marvel capeshit.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck no.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, i'd kill him and rape his corpse.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ill make him laugh and run around trying to act like a clown whole round
    Or get naked and cover myself in shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Or get naked and cover myself in shit
      based.

      me no, but i heard bruce lee could

      this. bruce lee could whoop his ass and dance rounds around him.

      Bruce Lee admitted Muhammad Ali would whoop him stop being an idiot

      he said it to look humble. lee knew he would kill that bro.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >black "man"
    I'd beat him like the woman he wishes he was.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you can last 45 seconds, you can survive the round

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't last 10 seconds with any professional credible heavyweight boxer.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they should do a movie based on this premise.
    Aspiring boxer has to last in the ring against a champion. Bet that would be great.

    • 1 month ago
      6.75 HWD

      Gonna fly now

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More importantly, what was his workout routine? That fucking neck

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it's just normal gym-intensity sparring even hard sparring, probably. I'm going to get lit up, but I think I can last three minutes.

    Competition intensity, I'm getting heemed into another dimension.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a fucking ugly gorilla moron, jesus he barely looks human what the fuck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He returned to monke long before you.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It depends if it’s a boxing match or not, pure boxing he wins but I could survive a round or few if I kept pulling him in a clinch and played defensive. No shot I win though.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The D'Amato version of Tyson was the greatest boxer of all times.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never.
    I'm old - I remember Tyson at the time. Boxing was still pretty big. Tyson was annihilating the field like nobody since Ali at least. Tyson was indomitable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tyson is my all time fav boxer but I gotta admit his level of competition sucked ass.

      by the time he made it big and fougth big names he was already failing. sure cus damato died and he no longer had super discipline plus drug problems. money and fame got into his head.

      Most entertaining and brutal style ever. He is the only boxer I could watch for hours and not get bored.
      That being said most of the dudes he beat in his prime were only cans and even prime tyson lost to some random dude.

      Live by the sword, die by the sword. He was the most scary and even tho he clearly wasnt the goat he would still scare me more than other unbeaten pitter patter boring fucks. For example I cant even sit trough a single ali match. I think ali was way way overrated.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. His reach is not enough, I'm too fat. He could never get a knockout

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop fucking spamming this daily. And no, nobody on this site would stand a chance against him lmao, quit larping.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I could kick his ass dude. Im 6'5 and 200lbs. I could take him out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        youre a twink

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how would mike tyson do in those eastern martial arts where anything goes (elbows, kicks, knees, headbutts, punching the back of the head)
    I think boxing rules kept we from seeing his true potential... in a "anything goes" type of fight he would be unbeatable.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am 5'9, 135 lbs, and have never boxed in my life. No shot, he would kill me.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    elon musk should implement a filter to the people who are allowed to go to mars where you have to take a single full-strength punch to the jaw by a cloned in-his-prime mike tyson and not get knocked out or even hit the ground
    if you can do that then you get to go

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