he has to much muscle to move fast. i would use my superior lean frame to just dodge his blows, and use facial expressions and words to enrage him further, which will decrease his accuracy even more. honestly i wouldn't be surprised if he gassed himself out so bad that i could land a good few shots myself. maybe win by decision
Just do injectable tren base and test halotestin pre fight and youd be a fricking turbo savage like him, youd rape him in the ring infront of everyone easy
>he became a muslim in jail too
WHAT you gotta be shitting me, this is some mandela tier bullshit hier. A MUSLIM? What now, Xi Jinping is actually a rastafari from Jamaica?
>now post Tyson's highlights against good opposition.
Tyson finished off some very competent fighters in ridiculous times during his peak days. When he fought Holyfield peak was already over. For whatever reason he was one of those guys who deteriorate even before what should be their best years are over.
Opposite of Foreman who was koing people at 45 with a beer gut
In a boxing match I could if I played defensive and gave him no chance of counters, but I would most likely lose the match since I’m not a boxer. In an mma match I would have a good chance to beat him with grappling
Stop saying stupid shit. In a boxing match one round. You better not survive 2 rounds because it will be 10 times worst. Better to get knocked out or a body shot in the first 30 seconds. So you can maybe have brain cells left
No.
I'm 5'10 and 225, But pretty fat. I reckon I could of I imitated his roid routine for 6 months.
could have
Not without Rooney/D'amato coaching you.
What would Wayne Rooney do here? Teach him how to pull off a rad bycicle kick and peak at 20?
Mike Tyson is natty
Yes, I would actually beat him
If I was successfully running around the ring and avoiding him then yeah I could maybe last a round
Guarantee prime Mike runs faster than you.
he has to much muscle to move fast. i would use my superior lean frame to just dodge his blows, and use facial expressions and words to enrage him further, which will decrease his accuracy even more. honestly i wouldn't be surprised if he gassed himself out so bad that i could land a good few shots myself. maybe win by decision
>bait
Based anime protagonist
Just do injectable tren base and test halotestin pre fight and youd be a fricking turbo savage like him, youd rape him in the ring infront of everyone easy
i'm 6'6. he's toast
?t=48
rude
damn, the aggression on this guy
WHAT? he has Chairman MAO tatooed on his arm?!?!! wtf is this mandela effect?!!?!?! hahahahhaa
yeah he got it in prison, also got che on his belly area, he became a muslim in jail too, anything to break up the boredom I suppose
>he became a muslim in jail too
WHAT you gotta be shitting me, this is some mandela tier bullshit hier. A MUSLIM? What now, Xi Jinping is actually a rastafari from Jamaica?
damn THE 22-3-1 Jose Ribalta??? now post Tyson's highlights against good opposition...oh right he lost every one
You are not buster douglas. You aren't even Ribalta.
what does that have to do with anything? You wouldn't last a round with Ribalta, there are trained boxers that haven't.
>now post Tyson's highlights against good opposition.
Tyson finished off some very competent fighters in ridiculous times during his peak days. When he fought Holyfield peak was already over. For whatever reason he was one of those guys who deteriorate even before what should be their best years are over.
Opposite of Foreman who was koing people at 45 with a beer gut
An HD recap of the fight
online lanklet warriors on suicide watch
you are not tyson, you are tiny
you can't fight, you're a mouth homosexual
>Im taller so I win
take a break from IST or stop talking to women, please
I'd actually win the whole fight. I'd just keep hugging him until he got mad and bit my ear, winning me the fight.
Can we dose him with mushrooms first?
Literally just double leg him
Yeah
I could beat up everyone on this thread too EZ
In a boxing match I could if I played defensive and gave him no chance of counters, but I would most likely lose the match since I’m not a boxer. In an mma match I would have a good chance to beat him with grappling
>whole grains
His workout is kinda moronic tbh but I like the idea of doing a ton of reps of bodyweight exercises for athleticism.
I’m 5’10 and 145. I would be lucky to survive a minute.
a minute?
he would KO you in the first 10 seconds with just one punch
No
Do you think you could push over 2010 Hakuho before he pushed you over?
Easy. I'd square up with him right in the pocket and trade blows. Lay him out flat in ten seconds or less.
Can I grapple? If so, then perhaps. If not, then no.
How good a grappler would you need to be to close the gap, clinch up and take him down?
I guarantee prime Mike would ragdoll you.
Of course NOT. This ain't Bob Sapp we talkin' bout, dis is MIKE TYSON! A jab would KNOCK ME OUT.
Who would win, IST?
Lol. Lmao, even.
can Bruce Lee cast fireballs like mr.Mortal Kombat?
Tyson, Bruce Lee is all theatrics and is 4'10 asian manlet
brad pitt
no moron
Absolutely not.
Stop saying stupid shit. In a boxing match one round. You better not survive 2 rounds because it will be 10 times worst. Better to get knocked out or a body shot in the first 30 seconds. So you can maybe have brain cells left
I'm 6'3 230lbs 18%bf with an over 3pl8 bench. Mike would destroy me in under a minute
Yes