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Good job working at your Amazon job buddy bet those gains are worth it kek
thanks to these gains i’ll actually get to enjoy my old age and all the money i’m saving
>thinking lifting helps in your actual health
Kek no thats cardio now back to your cage wagie
Is there a good testosterone supplement?
ashwaghanda and panax ginseng raise it by a bit proven in clinical trials, tongkat ali and boron probably raise it aswell
after that you can raise it by lifestyle for the comfy way or literally start roiding
>ashwaghanda
ACK
how can i take ashwaganda and preserve my liver?
People have been eating ashwaghanda for 5000 years, and no adverse affects have been found in that time until people started taking it as supplements in unnaturally high doses.
Drink it as Golden Milk the same way it has been consumed for millenia and it is the safest testo boost there is.
also applies to
Looked it up and that shit sounds good. I’ll give it a shot.
How does this rate in comparison to chocky milk?
Wouldnt that be moon milk?
Testosterone Enanthate
all legal “test boosters” are scams, building muscle, sunlight, zinc, and ashwaganda are your best legal options, otherwise roids
What do you think of enclomiphene citrate?
Ashwaghanda.
Just inject Test C or E at low dosage (~100 mg a week) and be done.
ashwaghanda
You forgot browses IST
top kek
Ok what does this have to do with the post you answered to?
that being a low-t male will make you live a shorter, less happy life
I thought hair loss could indicate high T
no, it indicates genes related to hair loss. if you have those genes and then up your testosterone you can lose hair even faster but the fundamental cause is genetic and you'd still lose your hair as a natty.
I listen to audiobooks on leg days, and averaged an additional book+ a day for like 3 years at my last job. Can people not multitask?
>High T, Low T, Goatee,
>it doesn't fricking matter you're going to lose your hair
>REEEEEE
Also you shitheads are terrible at humor threads. 25 images: 87 replies
2/?
3/?
4/?
5/?
6/shower time, be better you homosexuals
kek'd
Savage
>The Dwarf Fortress enthusiast at the bottom right
Impeccable taste.
that one fat guy I knew didn't have less.muscle at all. One little push almost knocked me out
He was bloatmaxxing.
6/12, should I be worried?
Lifting keeps your joints, muscles and bones healthy ie. you won't be put in to a nursing home because falling won't kill you and you can actually take care of yourself
>Lifting bad only do cardio
Smartest normalgay
The alternative is being a DYEL weak amazon worker
I'm an aerospace engineer and jacked af kek sick it gayget
I’m studying to be a computer programmer.
Good morning sirs!
I'm an ATC and I make 5 figs a month. What is it working at amazon AND being a DYEL?
I’m a stay at home mom and have my own business, wagie
Reselling LuLaRoe is not a business.
Anything can be a business. The important part is making profit.
I have a CS degree and work as a web developer.
I work at Bloomberg in Tokyo and I'm the biggest on the team by quite some.
Lifting doesn't stop anyone from studying.
Good job posting it twice moron
90% of all users on the internet are bots, including you and me.
Hey moron. Welcome to IST where everyone spergs out in their own way
I’m an eng making 300k yearly. Also, it’s p easy to read books (yes, even continental phil). Guppy is also a poorgay midwit: his existence is a deadening and he knows it.
No you aren't. Not only you tell a big lie but there's a painfully obvious mistake in your post that tells me you are too stupid to do what you say
Good job working at your amazon job buddy bet those gains are worth it kek
Jeez what level of cope is this? Who gives 2 shits about poems or "fun facts"
I memorise poems on my breaks at work
I pity you
Frick you, I do what I enjoy
Based enjoyer
King
Based, had to remember sonnets for my acting class, dis sonnet 23 and my professor and class loved it.
Also a question, if a girl flirts with me, has a boyfriend, knows I have a girlfriend, yet gets irritated when I had reminded her of said boyfriend, what the fuvk does this mean?
A girl from my acting class did that and threw me off, I was a bit uncomfortable
that girl has every disease known to mankind
It's nice when pther enjoy your reading. I've never done it because my voice is too monotonous and I feel I wouldn't do them justice.
>what the frick does this mean
Depends on how comfortable you two are around each other. She's probably just flirting for fun, I've heard it's a thing normies do. But take that with a grain of salt, I'm just an autistic William Blake enjoyer
dont be afraid to speak with your emotions, thats something my acting class taught me, trust me people love hearing a guy passionate
about their material and what you and
said is most likely true, i suppose im just used to brushing off flirting a lot since i grew up fat and awkward.
taht being said she did try to dance with me in starbucks when a group of us were hanging out there after class. a random song came on and she started trying to ballroom dance wit h me, i half played a long, but i reminded her i got a girlfriend and that she has a boyfriend. she said, "its not like we're making out" (technically shes not wrong but still lol)
she kind of in an annoyed tone asked how i knew about her boyfriend until i reminded her that she TOLD me during auditions for a play she recommended to me lol.
Another time, when we didnt know each other too much a few months ago, she put her hand on my back as we were leaving and said, "If you need me for anything, you can talk to me, Im here for you". and she said I had "caring, water energy". I was flattered, but I was confused sicne we hadnt known each other too long.
finally there was the time she hugged me goodbye and said "see you later handsome" and the other time where she blew me kisses away
she's a hoe
Some people just flirt for fun, it doesn’t have to mean anything
And women wonder why men can't keep up with their fricking bullshit.
I'm a dude and I flirt for fun too, it just feels nice. If she flirts back then great.
I hate you. People like you are exactly why social morons like me have an impossible time figuring out social cues.
Sometimes young women (mostly) flirt just to get a positive reaction and feel desired. They might even hide the fact they're in a relationship to make space for you to ask them out only to pull the bf card and explain they didn't mean anything and you just misread them. Some colleague did that to me recently.
Personally I hate it. Regardless of the fact that it's hard enough for me to read social cues correctly and puts me in an awkward embarrassing position once I've asked out a colleague who's already taken, I also find that sort of behavior childish, self-centered and egotistical, manipulating other people for your personal benefit alone. You can excuse this behavior all you want, but I think it's dishonest and shows a lack of maturity.
she could have been being friendly, and then put off once she realized you took it as flirting, people dont always sound like they mean to
>Memorizing poems
Cringe cuck shit
>Writing your own poems
Based IST warrior-poet pilled.
lift it up and rerack
i work out my front and back
each muscle has to reach his max
for me to get some recreational sex
deadlift deadlift deadlift
i want you every day
deadlift deadlift deadlift
my booty will attract the gay
hard and firm, like it should be
my buttocks, everyone will see
Grills do not like me at the gym
I get no mires when post swim
They do not like me, here nor there
They do not like me anywhere
It seems I'll never find a wife
I should just end my fricking rhyme
Anon for poet laureate
The ISTizen's wail:
ohps and lat pulldowns
how i love thee my compounds
working at the gym by day
so at night i may get my lay
"maybe with time will maidens find
me worth a sliver of their time"
then to the club i go with friends
hoping to find love by nights end
if post to IST "i'll do great and"
by dawn am laying with a man
I need to lift
Lots and lots
What keeps me going
Are squat and oats
Yeah man just like an aspiring musician
don't practice on songs that have already been written by someone else
just reinvent music
Unironically this, I got stuck in the spiral of those stupid you tube shorts and couldn't stop. decided if I was going to consume inane content that I can't recall five minutes after that it should at least be cultured.
It's really moronic, especially that according to my interactions 60% of researchers (PhD and above) especially the young are into lifting and very fit
At my university gym all the jacked guys were STEM students.
I started Uni like 10 years ago and graduated 6 years ago but I guess it's probably still more or less the same.
yeah the weight lifting gym is solidly stem at the uni gym i go to.
What I noticed in STEM (Mathematics degree) which I just graduated with is that others in my program were either jacked as frick chads, obese, or skeletons who sat with posture so atrocious it was physically painful for me to look at. There were few "normal" physiques.
I didn't use my uni gym very much and when I did I didn't interact with anyone so no data on the majors of the jack guys at large.
I mean why would they be normal? They either are self aware and work out or don't care. If they don't care they're either so autistic they forget to eat or they don't move and eat tendies all day.
Gyms are full of STEM students and business/law students where I went to university. No social science student was to be seen :'D
High IQ and fitness are directly correlated
High IQ individuals think ahead better than dumb monkeys, so instead of engorging themselves with shit "food" for instant gratification they work out and choose the long term benefits
nice broscience
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/regular-exercise-changes-brain-improve-memory-thinking-skills-201404097110
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2352154615000157?via%3Dihub
Black person
this is the truth, I've never met an intelligent fat person.
Exercise improves brainpower.
I want to get really beefy so normies think I'm a dumbass.
Learning poems is based.
Prose is infinitely more useful and grounded in reality. Poetry is for women.
unless it's Fornyrðislag of course
i got mired by 3 girls today bros
hahahahahahha good one
I got a boner when standing next to one in metro lmao
I saw you bro, that's 3 girls and one very horny man
i also had a delusional manic episode today anon
What the frick do you do after mires?
flaunt it online wuth my bros
blush, go home and post on IST
Feel good and hold onto it whilst it fades over a 3--day period
i have decided not to read your comment
Those were men
true, i was the 3 girls
Had a girl come up to me in the smoking area of a bar and kiss me on the cheek. Got a semi and had to sit down and chain smoke until it went away
can i plz be ur big tiddied goth gf?
They were looking at the chad behind you
my sister's told me that when she shows pictures to her friends that have me in them that they all said I was really hot and wondered who I was. So that's nice I guess but I'm not really sure what to take away from it.
It is far easier to read 600 poems than develop all your muscles over years of lifestyle changes lmao
>implying you can't do both and just not watch Rick & Morty
> implying anyone that would say that unironically actually has learned a language, or poems
the "fun" facts i believe, there are a ton of "7 things you missed in X" and other such bs. And tbh everyone knows facts about something, making it seem like something special is pathetic
Yes, but have you CHECKED those facts?
I appreciate the effort bro
>get banned for saying /n/ /i/ IST IST /e/ /r/
What the frick happened to IST bros? You used to be able to post anything unless it was porn or gore, now you actually get banned for saying words? These jannies are fricking pozzed.
I say Black person all the time maybe I'm grandfathered
Maybe it's cause I called the poster a israelite as well.
You're just an underage cuck lol, I can say Black person freely and so can this chad
A Black person israelite? Interesting
I don't get it
It's a IST meme
I put ice cream in between two slices of sourdough for that sweet delicious sour and sweet, rich and creamy flavor.
There are eleven of these ads.
Post them
Here are the others
Forgot the link
https://liartownusa.com/tag/applecabin/
>tfw the low prices are the weirdest thing about this flyer
I miss everything not costing a frick ton
Holy frick, I actually gagged reading that.
Have another from IST
Kek
Oldy but a goldy
>maybe a dozen muscles you can actually call large
>12 fun facts or be in shape
hmmmm
Post humor you fricking mongoloids.
lol
thank you i would have been a good thread without this homosexual
You're 1 rep max
Frick that's good lmao
top kek
America really deserved 911
That's true. Shame the rest of the world stuffed from their reactive spergout though.
>not watching Harry Potter lore trivia videos while lifting
He's SERIOUSLY ngmi
If I wanted humor i would simply ask: "what is your one repetition maximum?"
>what is your one repetition maximum?
6 reps
Jej
He could have just lied about being gay
Whoever posted this must have been unattractive. Most gays hate women too.
Chanting is known to increase spirit. Jesus said not to do it because you're supposed to have enough faith you only need to say your chant once.
How can someone so adored actually be a gains goblin?
Easy, he's israeli.
you know Maximum?
>imagine being dunked into a cup of tea
genious, trying this next set
>you can't learn languages and read books while also exercising
lazy dyel
what are you even doing if you're not reading between sets?
>what an utter abortion of a thread
>bump
lmao
this was two months ago but it still makes me laugh aloud. no idea why
What a fun day that was
Hey so I'm looking for that one screenie with the anon who lists his hobbies to his coworkers then says "I also abstain from masturbation." I can not find it for the life of me and I know somebody else has to have it.
sorry bro I didn't make a full screencap
Does IST seem as ridiculous to this to the girls that come on here?
>when he flexes every muscle in his body & his eyes roll into the back of his head as he nuts inside you.
That's almost like that doujhin i once read
>latestagecapitalism.jpg
Even romantic interest is being leveraged for the sake of commercial productivity.
China is a communist country, you can’t blame capitalism for that
You are a surfacelevel dumbdumb
rather than call people dumb and polarise them against you, why not actually explain why china is capitalist? you seem to already have some answers anon.
Always has been
It's good for morale. And the attention and social skills gained by the autistic programmers might improve their confidence and develop as a person.
It's good for the worker, good for the company, and good for society. Only a commie loser would think otherwise, and his only real complaint is that the government isn't the one doing it
State mandated cheerleading qt gf when???
I swear I'll be more productive!!!
holy frick actually 500 iq..
In America, we call that an HR department.
Yeah except in america they’d all be fat leftists with dyke cuts and blue hair
Squad hoes
They do this in America as well. Most of the female employees are worthless and are just there to motivate incel programmers
>motivate
more like harass because they're usually hrs and can get you fired on a whim
>be analyst during the day
>work saturdays during the winter as a temp at a factory
>work circles around these whiny ghetto ass drug addict dyels
Lmao you pathetic lifters never fail to make me laugh with your “fit humor” threads. Face it, most dyels will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad roid monkeys will ever be. You are on the wrong side of the squat rack, get over it losers
was this even in the actual show?
Yes it was sadly.
Wow, great proof. I really believe this!
>doing leg press, shout Fus Ro Dah every rep
>qt3.14 comes up, "what are those chants anon, is it from zelda"
>spill spaghetti, shout Feim Zii Gron
>she can still see me
>Wuld Nah Kest for the speed boost as I run out of the gym
>Od Ah Viing, get in car, peel out in my Prius
That was incredibly gay
kys
based anon fighting forced memes
I've noticed the more fit someone is means they're usually more knowledgeable and a better person.
>32 on IST talking like this
HAHAHAHA have a nice day THATS PATHETIC KEK
>calls 4chinz IST
have a nice day MUTT
>calling IST 4chinz
you require humor? you are one repetition maximum
these are actually some of the most embarrassing posts I've read on this website. I have never seen a more prevalent secret club mentality
>these are actually some of the most embarrassing posts I've read on this website. I have never seen a more prevalent secret club mentality
You need to go back Black person.
Dios mio....el goblino de la guarda...
>Dios mio....el goblino de la guarda...
America was a mistake.
that tweet alone is more humorous than anything itt
Poetry is the most homosexual shit ever
Brainlet.
>a general writting about how war is cool
Yes go die for Da Cause.
A really badass general writing about how force is necessary. I reiterate that you have a smooth brain.
He jumps from fighting mamooths for food which is absolutely fine to why wars are fought. Wars happen exactly because of smoothbrains.
>Wars happen exactly because of smoothbrains.
Tell me you've never read any military or political theory without telling me you haven't read any mmilitary or political theory.
>t. pacifist clay
kys hippy scum
kys commie
commie shill, how much are you getting paid?
>Assad
>Putin
>communist
Black person, what? they are dictators who don't give a frick about economic policies in general. The Russian oligarchs love Putin, lol
how can they love him if he fricked them over by making them lose foreign assets and becoming personas non grata?
Oh, you're right, I meant "loved", lol
But becoming a warmonger didn't convert him into a communist.
you must be one of those gay men I keep hearing about on the TVs and such
I always get a kick out of this one.
Here, my dear friends
Is Anon the Queer
Of all things in life
It's stanzas he fears
The rhythm reminds
Of slaps from behind
As he gets used
And fricked in the rear
This is a terrible screencap. The subtitle on the image is barely visible, and it's way too wide. NEXT TIME, OPEN THE IMAGE AND MAKE THE WINDOW NARROWER TO GET THE ASPECT RATIO CLOSER TO A SQUARE.
the image doesnt matter if u browse fit u should be able to tell who that is
>tfw that is LITERALLY my thread
the poster could NOT cite ay sources
dude i was fricking dying laughing like a moronic seal when i read it
It's alright, bud. We all got chubs reading that one.
bottom right ?
Pls, dub and i die in my sleep to night
Kek
Forgot these crosseye things exist
Tfw I used to cum crosseyed like this looking at 3d boobies
been there brother
Please be real i'm tired
i sleep less to smoke more thc and play fortnite
Anecdotes?
>implying you can't do both
These people are still stuck in the highschool cliche mindset. Jock = dumb nerd = weak
I speak English, French, Latin, and Spanish.
Poems are for gays but i can tell you to read on the river gran verse 10, and proverbs 16:18.
Fun fact: Chlorine is odorless, Chlorine dissolved in water is odorless, the smell of Chlorine dissolving sweat and urine creates the classic pool smell you all grew up loving.
I can send a v6 boulder, and do a 1 arm chinup, frick this b***h, the only person you can be better than is the you of yesterday.
>the only person you can be better than is the you of yesterday.
KING SHIT
chlorine is odorless
as someone who works in a factory that uses chlorine; this is one of the worst lies i've ever seen on this mongolian basket weaving forum
Why do I smell bleach when opening the container? Did somebody pee in every bottle of bleach?
Did you guys ever think that like, bleach isn't a smell but like, the lack of smell? Like it bleached the air of any smells so that's the smell of true nothing?
Learning languages is moronic.
Cool dude, you've read a book. Everyone has read a book.
Also, your fact isn't even correct. You're a moron.
Congratulations on asking her out
this board is gayer than /y/
my body must grow
my muscles must grow
my mind must grow
because IST said so
i am a lanklet, 2 meters tall,
women reject me, i'm not attractive at all,
but gymbro said i need some weight,
my goal is to bench lmao 4pl8
There was once a time when people who memorized stupid, irrelevant shit were publicly ridiculed
he looks at me in disgust
"why are you so fat?
your squat lacks the hipthrust
your ohp is really bad"
i know he's right with this
the men in the mirror he is
yes
Dude got rekt twice: First his butthole then his potential gains
I'm not a body builder but by normies standard i take steroids, so i can find this image fricking stupid because despite my time spent in the gym I graduated in engineering, know 4 languages, like to read a lot (now finishing the altered carbon trilogy, pretty good shit) and have a lot of true friends to hangout with and be happy, plus a GF. Normies just like to make fricking excuses for their failures
I had a coworker before everything went remote who used to love saying this kind of thing, I asked what he was doing over the weekend one time after he made fun of my workout plans and he was going to marathon Jessica Jones again.
This one is a classic
Part 2
i must know where this man is today
>american anon gets to hospital and gets seen within the span of 45 minutes
lucky man
I think the "I dug up some radioactive disc and kept it on my balls, and now I have weird spots growing all over and I can't feel my nutsack" might have helped to push him to the priority lane.
he wasn't just about to die, so that is pretty quick.
Did the guy really go to hospital, be seen, get bloods and have a CT and biopsy all within 1 hour?
lmao
> the alpha radiation enters through the balls
My understanding is that alpha radiation is just a helium nucleus, correct? And it can be stopped by a sheet of paper?
I'm just trying to work out the science of how fricktarded this guy is. Does the nucleus decay further or react with his sack skin? Or is he being fricked by the beta and gamma radiation that Americium no doubt releases when it decays?
More importantly how the frick would this increase his gains?
Guy who understands nuclear physics here
He's dumb and he's gonna end up with wrinkly ballskin/skin cancer, simple.
Without fitness, I wouldn't be as sharp mentally
After getting fit I:
>Learned piano
>Guitar
>Spanish
>Fine woodworking
>Auto repair
>The secret to making a woman orgasm every time
And most importantly-
>How to squat lmao4pl8
What's the secret
But ur benis insein her bagina:DDDD
Training squat exclusively in the 2-5 range every 3-4days
>not knowing you can listen to educational material in earbuds whilst you work out
that guy needs to learn to work smarter
nope. do one thing well at a time, frick that multitasking nonsense
come at me bro
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's flashcards.
Flashcards are nice, sure, but they best way to learn a language is to challenge yourself by reading one of their great works of literature.
Sauce
Sauce naow
https://milkfactory-jp.translate.goog/products/hmaho/?_x_tr_sl=ja&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc
Dude get back to /vn - we need haggays to get the e-girlcons out
my main motivation in Duolingo (120 streak atm) is the cute goth/emo girl. some days where I genuinely don't have the time or energy to duolingo she appears in a popup reminder and I do like 5 lessons anyhow. emo scene goth girls...... my weakness and greatest motivation... two-edged edgy sword......... wagmi...
>duoshit
waste of time, ngmi
why? i've learned plenty
Keke, made me snort out loud in the waiting room of doctors office
>It's over 1 million
Holy frick ascended Ankian
>daily average 2344
Ankilord I kneel
I've been pushing it up lately
pic might help
what the frick are you memorizing
and why am i not memorizing it too
I want to try this out now. How to?
>a fricking Gerbert image on IST
Holy shit, this is sending me on a nostalgia trip.
what the frick bruv, how many new words a day is that
I'm drowning in reviews and my retention goes to 0 if I go over 20
What software, also why not logseq?
pretty sure it's anki with some addon
wtf is logseq? anki is industry standard and is absolutely great if you're not a toddler obsessing over ui
I listen to classical literature while working out, right now, I'm listening to "The Three Kingdoms" by Luo Guanzhong. I also like to listen to podcasts about history.
Also, what turbocope is this in general? Nonfit people aren't nonfit because they use their time for learning languages or "interesting facts", they are nonfit because they waste their time playing video games, using social media or watching movies.
>implying you can't lift and play video games or go on social media
How do you think there are so many social media fitness influencers selling scams to people? Not that I am one but wow that wasn't a very bright post
>that final line
lost it
god that’s so fricking hot
>not memorizing fun facts between sets
>NOT THE HECKIN FUN FACTORINOS!!!!!!!
>literally an hour out of the day, 3 to 5 days a week
They'll look for any excuse
god damnit i dont want to be gay but this turned me on
can someone post a webm where the guy doing press not on bench but on some ridiculous ropes. it went with something like "you gotta confuse your muscles"
thanks
What cope.
guys i found an OP strat
>get lean and sexy
>pretend to give a shit about harry potter
bitches love pop culture bullshit. feign a casual interest in the shit and they will talk your fricking ears off about it.
All of those men only got fat once they got old and had much more important things in mind than their physical health. It's not ideal to be fat if you're 50 and accomplishing a culturally significant achievement right now, but it's a disaster if you're fat when you're 25 and spending hours every day watching TV or playing video games while working a dead end job. If it's the former case, you made the conscious decision to value some other important thing higher than your health. That's ok, your choice.
If it's the latter, you're a lazy sack of shit without any sense of self control who shouldn't be taken seriously.
That's independent of obesity though. There are plenty of skinny people sitting around and wasting their lives on inane bullshit.
If you want to hate fat people hate the ones who blame others for problems caused by their own obesity or delude themselves into thinking they are healthy and attractive because of it
>There are plenty of skinny people sitting around and wasting their lives on inane bullshit.
Yes, but there's a difference between "not being motivated enough to do something great" and "not even being motivated enough to not slowly have a nice day"
I could never take him seriously after one guy destroyed him with a quote tweet. Unfollowed
>after one guy destroyed him with a quote tweet
Can I see it?
Digits and he dies soon. Check em