>Decide to start eating healthy. >All healthy food is utterly bland beyond compare

>Decide to start eating healthy
>All healthy food is utterly bland beyond compare
>Make unhealthy food even more delicious by contrast
This is proof God doesn't exist.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid moron learn to season your food

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sir you need to use salt

      you never hear of salt and pepper you dumb animal? never heard of garlic? rosemary? anything???

      not op, but pretty sure salt and pepper alone won't make food *not* taste bland.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >he needs more than salt and pepper for chicken
        Fatfuck

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >eating chicken
          what?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking kek
        You've never cooked anything in your life

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It literally does you just fucked your taste buds with overly fatty, salty and sugary food for years.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          ^^^^ This. Proccessed foods trained you to expect completely insane flavors from your food. They could just as easily make excellent food taste like that but it's not in their financial interest to.

          The entire food industry is bent on making the least expensive and easiest to produce slop *taste good*. It's awful for you because it's the lowest quality they can get away with serving people while still making good sales. Their one saving grace is that their shitty food doesn't require much preparation in a world where people are always checking the fucking clock for their next Wageslave Appointment or trying to squeeze the most 'I don't feel like killing myself" chemicals out of their downtime activities.

          On the other hand, people who've been eating shit food for years look at healthy food and complain that it doesn't taste good, while ignoring the fact that they know NOTHING about making healthy food taste good! Fucking learn how to prepare it and acknowledge that healthy food actually takes time to prepare.
          Eating healthy is the fucking bar, it's what you should be doing regardless of how it tastes, it's completely up to you to make it taste good. Do you understand?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I can definitely say i've had my fair share of time being a huge fat fuck and now fit but i will always choose cooking over eating slob every day, it gets to a point where you feel that shit in your body, every time you move you just wanna sit cause of how bubbly your stomach feels from all the fake shit mixed with chemicals in the food you eat.

            It costs nothing to learn to cook OP

            Also this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. If only other Hispanices existed like the mythical garlic, ginger, red pepper, paprika, thyme, lemon, rosemary, basil, etc.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sir you need to use salt

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you never hear of salt and pepper you dumb animal? never heard of garlic? rosemary? anything???

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All poison.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'RE WRONG! DUMB ANIMAL!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Probably bait, but why are those things poison?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Rosemary causes miscarriages.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Too bad your mother wasn't eating rosemary at the time

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Haha epic trips bro, you got me!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It do be like that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What does that have to do with salt you inbred fuck?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            In what quantities, young mong? A picogram? a kilogram? C'mon, we're waiting. This is a fitness board afterall.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually parsley. Back in the olden days, women used to use it to do makeshift abortions. They'd brew it in to strong teas and only drink that for a few days, while rubbing it on themselves as an ointment and shoving pulverized parsley up their vaginas, and it would force a period that would terminate the pregnancy.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I eat whatever I want. Yes I make sure to hit my macros for the day and get 200+ of brotein, but there's nothing cardio can't fix in relation to surplus calories. If I want a banana split with all the toppings, I hop on my rowing machine or resistance bike for half an hour. EZPZ.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >thinks half an hour on row machine burns 500* cals

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that's a common mistake, u're right.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>All healthy food
    What do you mean by that? What have you been eating?

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >healthy food is bland
    Anon, that's y people use chunky flavor etc a lot.
    When u look at instagram ''healthy'' (low calories) food is always with flavor-shit and protein-puder... bc without flavorings they would be fat af. they don't have a normal diet. They're full of chemistry.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I too eat nothing but quad stuffed oreos and flamin hot cheetos

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    You have the wrong idea of healthy food. Healthy food starts with meat, eggs, and dairy. If you can't make those taste good then you're absolutely ngmi.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    takes about 2 months for bland food to start tasting better on a wholefood only diet, bananas taste amazing to me now. Food was never meant to taste that good, it's evolved into something that's made to be addicting & sell, & it's only getting worse.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man I haven't played Rayman 3 in so long

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my favourite game as a child

      I completed it like 15 times

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    White person doesn’t know seasoning exists, more at 11

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >purchase pre mixed seasonings (Montreal steak rub, something from your local butcher, Cajun blend, etc)
    >put on food before cooking
    >food has flavor
    wa la

    Or if you want to actually get into it, find a list of common Hispanices in various cultures (e.g. pic related from The Four Hour Chef, I can post the rest if people want) and use those. Then you can mix and match as desired once you've gotten a feel for what goes well together.

    Your food tasting bad is nobody's fault but your own. Get your shit together, it's not that hard.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    "Healthy" food is bland as our soils are shit

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