Consider a bigger shirt and wearing your pants actually up higher at your waist with a belt. Remember work shirts / dress shirts are shirts you are supposed to be comfortable wearing all day while you work in them. You look jacked and being in shape will help you get any job imo - but people will be able to tell how huge you are even in a slightly more comfortable outfit. You are probably competing with lardasses. Also undershirt if you aren't already.
I'm losing my mind, I can't remember the name of the work with the dude kidnapping the chick. What is the non-garfed version? I thought it was the Rape of a Sabine Woman but it's not. Is it the Rape of Persephone?
Wow anon, you are literally me. Mired physique.
a couple tips to be well dressed: >iron your shirt >make sure the shirt has sharp collar, not "wide collar" (makes you look like a fat slob) >wear a belt >wear a watch
your suit fits you terribly you look bad but your body looks good
try visiting a real tailor who will show you what clothes actually fit you because whatever cut you're wearing is not designed for such fit people
also you're dressed so mutedly it screams weakness and juvenility show some character with your dress i mean slightly navy pants and a vaguely tartan tie is as beige as you could be short of a grey tie
as a big guy you have a big canvas and you need to use it
ironing wont fix the simple fact that it doesn't fit him whatsoever
you look too retarded for a job interview. your outfit will make people think you are an asshole. get an under shirt and dont make your shirt fit too tight. people will still be able to see you are big dont worry.
Not at all. A male will look at you and think of how they could use your strong body for their own benefit and a female would probably be attracted a little bit and that would compel them to be nice to you for a chance.
Looking good eventually becomes like a passive power.
Ties are so fucking tacky I’m 90% sure it’s some sick submissive humiliation ritual being forced to wear one
The majority of office/professional dress wear looks like shit and the only style I like isn’t office wear but yacht/trust fund kid attire
Stories from the past: >In the future slaves dress themselves up instead of being dressed up by their masters. They figured out a way to groom them without even being there. The slaves were oblivious to the consequences of their actions. They would compete against one another to do a chore or task for the master of the estate. Those that got to serve would take pride and hold it over the other slaves that remained with their free time.
Ties are so fucking tacky I’m 90% sure it’s some sick submissive humiliation ritual being forced to wear one
The majority of office/professional dress wear looks like shit and the only style I like isn’t office wear but yacht/trust fund kid attire
I think you look fine, but your arms are busting out of that shirt. Get a shirt that's a bigger size, or wear a coat with this. Also maybe don't flex throughout the interview
Keep the tie. Even if it turns out to be a more casual work environment, it's better to be overdressed for the interview than underdressed. I agree with the others saying it should be longer. You don't have to buy a new one, just tie the knot further along so it sits longer. The color is fine.
To be honest, the dress shirt and tie look tacky by themselves. Absolutely do not do the second pic. I think your best bet is to throw a nice sweater over everything like picrel. Emphasis on nice sweater, not something too casual or ragged.
So what do I do? My tie is shit so I can’t wear it, my shirt is too tight so I need to loosen it. I don’t own a belt. I was thinking of wearing my shirt like a ghillie shirt and throwing a jacket over the top.
there are tears in my eyes
you cant be fucking serious
in case youre actually just autistic, button up your shirt, get a belt, id prob get a better fitting shirt if i were you, ideally get a sportscoat
i think the sweater recommendation that another anon gave you is the best bet
Anon, hairy chests disgust men and are not attractive to women. You should wax your chest. Only that way you will actually become charismatic and not creepy with the unclosed top button
So what do I do? My tie is shit so I can’t wear it, my shirt is too tight so I need to loosen it. I don’t own a belt. I was thinking of wearing my shirt like a ghillie shirt and throwing a jacket over the top.
Get a shirt that fits, gay. A job interview isn't the place to show off your body. Part of looking well put together is wearing clothes that actually fit.
What watches would you fags recommend for interviews? Don’t want to look a flashy moron, don’t want to look like a poorfag don’t want to look like try hard. Seems like it’s a tough choice.
I wear an Apple watch because I wear an Apple watch. I don't think people actually care about watches these days. Maybe boomers in business. I'm not in business.
>Tissot
You better be interviewing for a senior position, otherwise you should be wearing nothing more than a Seiko.
Depending on the company, you would be better off wearing an apple goy watch.
Tissot and fossil are poorfag watches.
Better off not wearing a watch at all.
At least Seiko has a reputation for being reliable and accurate, also made in Japan.
That being said you should try to guess who your audience is. I bought this Shinola to impress gen x losers who love Detroit (I’m also from Detroit) and I get compliments on it all day despite hating this watch and everything it stands for.
My preferred watch is a Marathon but I wear my garmin mostly for the data and no one pays attention to it
My husband got a citizen watch from a pawn shop. That particular one was $1000 for a new one and he got his for $200. It looks like a watch to me and could withstand his daily abuse. I don’t know anything about watches or styles but I think it looks nice. Honestly I think watches are a dude’s thing. Unless you’re a materialistic slag. I recommend a seiko or a citizen from some used store if poor. So then you look like you have taste.
iron your shirt
get heavier collar stays
you need a better fitting shirt, yours is too tight
elongate your tie so it nearly touches your trousers
Hope you’re using a coat too, showing up in shirt and tie is typically fuckboy style and the interviewers, unless stellar and check all the boxes, are not taken seriously. Never wear a belt, your trouser should be tailored to your needs and it is in bad taste to wear a belt to a formal situation. Also, use pasties if you’re not going to wear an undershirt. If you are going to wear an undershirt, it has to be grey and have polyester or some sort of sweat wickening fabric, never 100% cotton. Avoid muscle shirts and v-necks.
>wrinkled shirt
>nobelt
>autism fist
Ngmi
>autism fist
Gone
>autism fist
Also tie is too high. It should touch the buckle.
>autism fist
>autism fist
>autism fist
Put me in screecap
>autism fist
>autism fist
Holy shit, it makes perfect sense.
>autism fist
fuck, is this a thing?
Yes
Look pretty good, but make sure you get a belt.
>autism fist
Yeah, I can identify with and empathize with that.
I kek'd hard. Then I heard "autism fist" in my head 10 minutes later and kek'd even harder.
>autism fist
OP on suicide watch
>autism fist
What’s that? Oh no have I been doing it?
Is this how people know?
>autism fist
>autism fist
cock interview
You look like a swole ass waiter
You're better off with a darker color shirt and a belt.
No, but you're dressed like shit, so there's that.
You need a belt and a shirt garter bro. Otherwise you loom good
what was the reason behind making this image and then posting it
Is the background from the novel abotu dude going underground, and finding the tunnel, and flying aliens and shit
and vril
that vril
vril society
My memory is so good, I'm going to masturbate right NOW
looks fine just get a belt (black or brown)
Wear a blue shirt and a navy suit instead
he needs a navy suit for war
Hmm. Hard to tell for sure from that pic. Gonna need to see your cock bro before I can give an honest answer.
you look like a 23 year old interviewing for a """financial advisor""" job at edward jones. learn how to dress, and this is coming from a slob.
Looking good, you handsome devil you
Please look up how to tuck a shirt. And buy a fitting one for the next time.
>"Ah, sorry. We don't hire roiders. We want people who are willing to work."
how will they ever recover
roidbros…
TRENNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
Consider a bigger shirt and wearing your pants actually up higher at your waist with a belt. Remember work shirts / dress shirts are shirts you are supposed to be comfortable wearing all day while you work in them. You look jacked and being in shape will help you get any job imo - but people will be able to tell how huge you are even in a slightly more comfortable outfit. You are probably competing with lardasses. Also undershirt if you aren't already.
I'm losing my mind, I can't remember the name of the work with the dude kidnapping the chick. What is the non-garfed version? I thought it was the Rape of a Sabine Woman but it's not. Is it the Rape of Persephone?
thank you fellow cultured anon
tasteful belly. man, they could sculpt back then.
you're dressed like a child going to church
Your tie needs to touch the belt (mid-point preferred). If not, you will look like Alec Baldwin in The Departed.
>not going for that overworked upper management aesthetic
NGMI
Hey this guy looks like he’s going for the overworked upper body look
The combo of cheap, ill fitting shirt, and SHIT tie, and big sausage fingers, just scream low social status / manual laborer
you need to fix your shit ASAP
You need a better fitting shirt.
Wow anon, you are literally me. Mired physique.
a couple tips to be well dressed:
>iron your shirt
>make sure the shirt has sharp collar, not "wide collar" (makes you look like a fat slob)
>wear a belt
>wear a watch
your suit fits you terribly you look bad but your body looks good
try visiting a real tailor who will show you what clothes actually fit you because whatever cut you're wearing is not designed for such fit people
also you're dressed so mutedly it screams weakness and juvenility show some character with your dress i mean slightly navy pants and a vaguely tartan tie is as beige as you could be short of a grey tie
as a big guy you have a big canvas and you need to use it
ironing wont fix the simple fact that it doesn't fit him whatsoever
what a gay gayest post on IST and they regularly post chud hypnosis tier shit here m8
facts
there's a galleon hiring new pirates at the bay
Wear a belt and bring your tie down to it.
not but you look like babbys first prom in middle school
you look too retarded for a job interview. your outfit will make people think you are an asshole. get an under shirt and dont make your shirt fit too tight. people will still be able to see you are big dont worry.
Bro why get an S? No one likes show offs, unless the recruiter is a woman with the taste of a gay man
Wear a fancy sweater. Don't show off gains, looking like a meathead is a bad look in interviews.
Not at all. A male will look at you and think of how they could use your strong body for their own benefit and a female would probably be attracted a little bit and that would compel them to be nice to you for a chance.
Looking good eventually becomes like a passive power.
Life is easier when you're fit, even in social interactions.
Ties are so fucking tacky I’m 90% sure it’s some sick submissive humiliation ritual being forced to wear one
The majority of office/professional dress wear looks like shit and the only style I like isn’t office wear but yacht/trust fund kid attire
Sleeves way too small
Nah, you look like a gay manlet pretending he's holding invisible briefcases to make up for his bitch boy back lol lmao
Do burgers really do the whole tie and suit thing for interviews?
This better be a bank
Depends on the industry. a button up and some slacks will be fine for most interviews
I’ve never interviewed in anything other than a tuxedo. I’m also a butler by trade so do with that information what you will
>butler by trade
Interdasting. Where do you do butlering? What's it like? How did you come to be a butler?
>career interview
yes
>job interview
no
Stories from the past:
>In the future slaves dress themselves up instead of being dressed up by their masters. They figured out a way to groom them without even being there. The slaves were oblivious to the consequences of their actions. They would compete against one another to do a chore or task for the master of the estate. Those that got to serve would take pride and hold it over the other slaves that remained with their free time.
It's ultimately a yes and no situation.
You look absolutely fucking ridiculous
Alright so I took some of your advice.
-lost the bland tie
-tucked my shirt better
-went for a more casual look
top kek! I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thanks OP.
idk anon i think original mightve been better but im no pro. what is your bodyweight and lifts?
We know you are fat anon it's ok
>pic related
>it's how you actually look irl
>I just look like some normal white kid
What did he mean by this
people who post all this preppy leanfa and also sexcore fa shit look like weedy ugly teenagers irl
Why did you put a sweater on under your dress shirt?
Hahaha you are surely jesting, right OP? This somehow looks even worse. Why don't you just follow the advice actually posted ITT?
I think you look fine, but your arms are busting out of that shirt. Get a shirt that's a bigger size, or wear a coat with this. Also maybe don't flex throughout the interview
Keep the tie. Even if it turns out to be a more casual work environment, it's better to be overdressed for the interview than underdressed. I agree with the others saying it should be longer. You don't have to buy a new one, just tie the knot further along so it sits longer. The color is fine.
Good luck anon!
To be honest, the dress shirt and tie look tacky by themselves. Absolutely do not do the second pic. I think your best bet is to throw a nice sweater over everything like picrel. Emphasis on nice sweater, not something too casual or ragged.
This, a sweater in winter months looks very clean and professional and makes you look mature
This is a good look and with your body anon you could pull it off
Mirin them ogre hands.
Are you applying for a job at grinder?
Id give you a job working on my peepee
you look like a romanian pimp
all you need is a thin golden cross on your neck
there are tears in my eyes
you cant be fucking serious
in case youre actually just autistic, button up your shirt, get a belt, id prob get a better fitting shirt if i were you, ideally get a sportscoat
i think the sweater recommendation that another anon gave you is the best bet
Wtf put on an undershirt. I wouldn’t hire you simply for showing your disgusting chest pubes
Anon, hairy chests disgust men and are not attractive to women. You should wax your chest. Only that way you will actually become charismatic and not creepy with the unclosed top button
Sex.
Dude put on a belt what the fuck lmao
Who tucks a shirt without a belt
And clean your mirror Christ dude
you dress like a 12 year old
No he does not
Colose the top button. You should not show that much hair for anything outside of sex or swimming
He does that's my school uniform minus the jacket.
So what do I do? My tie is shit so I can’t wear it, my shirt is too tight so I need to loosen it. I don’t own a belt. I was thinking of wearing my shirt like a ghillie shirt and throwing a jacket over the top.
I can't think of a single environment where dressing like this would be appropriate.
A gay bar maybe
>BEARS, INC.
>"Welcome aboard, Anon! You got the job!"
Now add a gold chain and gold watch and you have that sleezy Miami mobster look.
You're hired
Lmao this is the look anon. Be sure to GTL before you go
Oh, so you're just a fag making some kind of fetish thread.
Are you Greek or Italian?
Are you applying to work for the Russian mafia?
Peak iranian
how do i unlock this level of body hair? would bathing in minoxidil work
I'd hire you solely on the basis of your chest hair
mirin
Fashion is so gay holy fuck, I know gay men that are less gay than the gay fashion enthusiasts in this thread
Go get a tailored shirt if you have time. That thing is too tight. Also Iron your collar. Also consider getting a tailored suet jacket.
Get a shirt that fits, gay. A job interview isn't the place to show off your body. Part of looking well put together is wearing clothes that actually fit.
I can't tell. Drape your penis over your wrist like a watch then send another pic.
What watches would you fags recommend for interviews? Don’t want to look a flashy moron, don’t want to look like a poorfag don’t want to look like try hard. Seems like it’s a tough choice.
>Tissot
You better be interviewing for a senior position, otherwise you should be wearing nothing more than a Seiko.
Depending on the company, you would be better off wearing an apple goy watch.
I wear an Apple watch because I wear an Apple watch. I don't think people actually care about watches these days. Maybe boomers in business. I'm not in business.
Fossils are always nice
I got a 220k controllership job wearing a casio calculator watch, no one cares
Tissot and fossil are poorfag watches.
Better off not wearing a watch at all.
At least Seiko has a reputation for being reliable and accurate, also made in Japan.
That being said you should try to guess who your audience is. I bought this Shinola to impress gen x losers who love Detroit (I’m also from Detroit) and I get compliments on it all day despite hating this watch and everything it stands for.
My preferred watch is a Marathon but I wear my garmin mostly for the data and no one pays attention to it
My husband got a citizen watch from a pawn shop. That particular one was $1000 for a new one and he got his for $200. It looks like a watch to me and could withstand his daily abuse. I don’t know anything about watches or styles but I think it looks nice. Honestly I think watches are a dude’s thing. Unless you’re a materialistic slag. I recommend a seiko or a citizen from some used store if poor. So then you look like you have taste.
Seiko cocktail time if you're new to watches
Seiko cocktail like the other anon said or orient bambino
OP here. Forgot to mention I’m interviewing for a cashier position at McDonalds. Not sure if that changes anything.
Go with a black top, grey pants and brown belt bro. As for the tie, eh.
Don’t be autistic anon, good luck!
>brown belt
I've never seen a non-NPC wear a brown belt. Belt should be gray or black, of course with gray or black shoes. Brown shoes are ugly.
>Brown shoes are ugly
>Gray shoes are fine, though
Yeah I stick with black personally. Brown is an NPC color, though.
Brown belt and shoes look can look great. I guess I’m thinking more like a tan. It can be slightly casual but tasteful.
>gray belt
>gray shoes
are you fucking smoking crack
how poor are you
I have never seen a poor person wear that.
your taste is bad and you should feel bad
You look really fine, just get your shirt out of your pants, let it loose
Your tie is too short.
iron your shirt
get heavier collar stays
you need a better fitting shirt, yours is too tight
elongate your tie so it nearly touches your trousers
Hope you’re using a coat too, showing up in shirt and tie is typically fuckboy style and the interviewers, unless stellar and check all the boxes, are not taken seriously. Never wear a belt, your trouser should be tailored to your needs and it is in bad taste to wear a belt to a formal situation. Also, use pasties if you’re not going to wear an undershirt. If you are going to wear an undershirt, it has to be grey and have polyester or some sort of sweat wickening fabric, never 100% cotton. Avoid muscle shirts and v-necks.
>it is in bad taste to wear a belt to a formal situation
>use pasties
>wear polyester
Horrible advice.
you’re more than welcome to not use that advice. Personally, I’d prefer not to risk drawing unwanted attention due to sweat or hard nipples.
>hard nipples.
i dont think my nipples have ever gotten hard. do i have ED?
Anon what job could you possibly have that involves wearing a dress shirt and your nipples getting sweaty and hard?
that’s just general attire advice, more applicable to events where you’ll be wearing formal attire and want to look your best
Wear a belt and pull your pants up to where it touches the bottom of your tie. Manlets look better with the waistline high.
You never wear a tie without a blazer/jacket. No watch or belt… Cringe.
Just find a tailor. It's a lot less expensive than you think
You need to use an Undershirt, my man
No, your shirt looks too small.
You look like a doodoo head
If you for whatever reason can't iron your shirt, at least put on the suit jacket
It will make you look less like a jehovas witness or mormon
Wear a jacket.
I don't like your tie, is it even silk? That plaid is ugly and it's too short to boot.