>does nothing but fucks around and eats bananas all day
>average male is strong enough to pick up over 1800kg
how are human males even supposed to compete? even a fucking chimp is strong enough to rip your arms off no problem. in fact why even learn advanced martial arts? most fights end within 2 punches and you have a higher chance of breaking your neck on a staircase then meeting someone who knows how to fight. in fact why even work out? those 2 physical encounters you might face before death are not worth spending half of your day in the gym. practice skills which matter such as cardio. that one drunk stacy walking around at 2am is not going to catch herself y'know?
They actually don't eat many bananas in the wild. It's mostly leaves.
Gorillas aren't even real anyway
Just eat a bunch of gorilla shit then sit around doing nothing but eating bananas.
there is a huge dexterity trade off being that strong
you wouldn't be able to jerk off anymore
and? all i would need to do is find (rape) a female which would be piss easy unless everyone else also gains gorilla strength. which would more or less make it pointless because then the baseline would increase anyway and you would need to be even stronger in order to compete
So what you're saying is you need to hit the gym but also scare off competition from the gym by standing guard at the doors and ooga boogaing with a barbell
if need be, correct. the worst thing is gorillas have 1 alpha only hence you must be alone else your subjects will betray you sooner or later. develop a sixth sense for danger and never keep your eyes off your surroundings. if the gym has multiple entrances you are fucked boyo. you will get overrun and buck broken by a group of sub-8 chimps. your only choice is to pray and spawn camp the only way in
The reason gorillas have so much muscle is so that we can hunt them and eat them because they're prey and we're predators.
>I'd just rape
and get beat up by chad?
>chad
chad would get ass raped by a gang of chimps in his sleep. not to mention the fact that he would be too busy proving himself to other gorillas to claim most females. in short he would get my left overs while i gymcel maxx
fine big boy. go ahead and live in africa then. see how long you last before you die of a random cut in your flesh - dirty water
>chad would get ass raped by a gang of chimps in his sleep
>in his sleep
What did anon mean by this?
I could take one out in a fight
gorillas are AI generated animals. look at their hands and see who wack long their fingers are.
>how are human males even supposed to compete?
I don't remember humans being on the list of endangered species but hey, you do you
Some races of humans are extinct and are endangered though, especially with the increased race mixing destroying long held races.
>but hey, you do you
This is such a disgusting and feminine way of talking. Only urbanites and TV watchers, the scum of the earth.
There are roughly seven other species of humans that became extinct. Some of them correlate to mythology, like the denisovans being cave-dwellers (dwarves). Iirc there's a pygmy one that's like gnomes.
proof that looks > strength
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gorillas also have 1" microdicks