Dun Goofed

I think I seriously fucked up bros. I may have to switch gyms

>be me
>5000-7000 person small town
>we don’t even have chains except for a few pizza chains
>only one small gym in town
>other gyms are like a 15-20 minute drive
>I work 7-4
>gym “staff” close at 5PM everyday but the gym stays open
>they give you a cool key fob so you can access 24/7
>99% white community so theft and shenanigans not really an issue
>in gym around 8PM one day
>qt3.14 milf is in there
>wearing yoga pants and a sports bra
>huge boobas
>she is sitting on hip adductor machine
>she finished her time in gym
>I am only other person in there
>she leaves
>didn’t wipe down the machine
>me, being a coomer walk over, get on my knees and start sniffing
>door opens
>she says “oh I think I forgot my water”
>I go “oh I dropped my phone”

Do you think she knew what I was doing? Pretty sure word is about to spread around the gym and town that I am a creep.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahaha
    Just deny it. Who gives a fuck?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m worried they have cameras. Like I said the gym isn’t staffed after 5PM. I would assume they have cameras? She might ask the staff for security footage but my plan is to deny it if a rumor spreads

      tbh I don’t care if people think I’m a creep I’m just more worried my wife will find out

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she will think you're creepy but she is unlikely to request security camera footage imo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >married
        >sniffing milf drippings
        You have brought this on your own head

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think NOW they might have cameras....? Dude, you're dumb. Full stop.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this can't be real kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s 100% real

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are pretty naive. She probably believed you, also youre fucking dumb for not waiting until you saw her walking away outside the building then waiting an extra 5 minutes just in case. Get your creeper skills leveled up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tbf the scent potency decreases as a function of time here. OP took the risk and maximized savoriness

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nerd

        The stank wouldn’t have been as fresh

        chad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The stank wouldn’t have been as fresh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, most women don't comprehend how degenerate most dudes are .

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will have to answer to Jesus for my search history one day

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know there's probably cameras, right?
    I wish you would get banned you fucking coomer sperg.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just own it
    >yeah I smelled your sweaty bench, what are you gonna do bitch?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IST - Fitness
    I love this board GL op
    Put me in the screencap

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed thread

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEK you people cant be real

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the scent good?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Gets down to sniff machine
    > Doesn't see the water bottle left behind

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she didn’t want you to sniff it, she would’ve wiped down the machine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would be crazy is if she walked over to my machine one day and sniffed me

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>5000-7000 person small town
    That's not even a town bro, it's called a street.
    The moral of your story is DON'T LIVE IN A FUCKING MEDIEVAL SCALE VILLAGE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
    Fuck are you hoping for? Watch the original ending of little shop of horrors, realize what's in store for your shitty "town" and move.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here

      No dumbass. I own 40 acres. I hunt on it. I have a small farm and garden. I try to be relatively self sufficient. I have extremely low taxes and I’m only 1.5 hours away from my job. I WFH.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m only 1.5 hours away from my job
        >only
        you spend 3h to and back from work every day? sounds like hell

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          WFH go in once a month

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But doesn’t word get around fast your little shit town? Your gonna be a clown for the rest of your life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of urbanite ggnw8mhoobers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck is that last word you drunken asshole

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh i hope someone screencaps this so i can save it for future laughs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I screencap it but just for myself, I will never share it

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt even see anything in the catalog after
    >other gyms are like a 15-20 minute drive
    and i knew this was gonna be a crying about women thread.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies, we've had fake stories like this posted here since 1982 when I first got on IST
    t. based Boomer

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was dressing like that for you. Next time get her number and fuck her

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ugh...learn from this. People have twisted urges but they're only psychos if they act on them. Go back to your gym per usual and act like nothing. Whatever happens happens. You're already going through all the possible repercussions in your head so go ahead store them for future reference and let them resurface every other time you consider doing something so incredibly stupid

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    White males are fucking weird

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like you said, just deny that anything happened, and if you get exposed just leave town and get a new identity.

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