>DYEL. >can murder?

>DYEL
>can murder IST with his bare hands

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that boy packing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell because hes a white man with brown and white men with brown hair are the biggest baddest penis slingers in the west, no cap

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's white
        Lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          hawaii is white

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            hawaiians hate white people

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The amount of hapas screeching about this shit when they wouldn't exist it if wasn't for colonialism is hilarious.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                mfw african americans all are like 20% white but hate white people

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that hair is borderline black

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can tell because hes a white man with brown and white men with brown hair are the biggest baddest penis slingers in the west, no cap

      Jesus Christ Look at the size of that schnozzle. Should be pickled for national geographic.

      This is your brain on porn. That's a wetsuit. It's been rolled down. Touch grass

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schnozzle means nose you gooned out moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gooned
          cool porn lingo there, spic

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bear in mind, shitskin, gooned is a strictly homosexual thing. So you're being called a homosexual. And with good reason too, considering that the first you decided to do when you entered this thread was comment on some chinky's dick size.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Any variation of the word "good" is strictly uses by spics, wetbacks, burritomunchers, etc

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Any variation of the word "good" is strictly uses by spics, wetbacks, burritomunchers, etc

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s right Mexican, my life is better than yours in every way. Bought and paid for house, a wfh job, and plenty of head on reserve in my phone anon. Don't seethe now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That’s right Mexican, my life is better than yours in every way. Bought and paid for house, a wfh job, and plenty of head on reserve in my phone anon. Don't seethe now.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember back in the day when the trolling on IST was actually top notch. There was always "I was just pretending" but now that's all it is because these people genuinely are morons.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you're skinnyfat

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can make it too Paco

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did NOT see that coming.
                Would colonise that T Mussy.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh naw that's Hella convincing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it make me gay if I frick a woman in ass because she has no bahina only penes with ballsac?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aka 93% of IST posters

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bear in mind
              Frick yeah, always. Won't stop until I can lift one

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's called a retort, nigg.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure that last one was talking about his nose

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you’re the perverted freak calling his phallus a wetsuit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry about it mr "brain on porns" in the closet. I had a friend in hs like that, suprise, suprise by college everyone knew her took dicks in the bum.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut your gay ass up homosexual you have no friends IST is your only solace in your lonely existence LMAO!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No dumbass he's right, guys got a literal weapon or object in the wetsuit not his dick.
        Your the one who needs to cut out the porn, I've actually done diving and surfing so I'd fricking know.

        Straight to thinking about dicks, just come out as gay farout you weirdo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >touch grass

        fricking homosexuals like you dont even know what their saying anymore. you just see other homosexuals posting it on reddit and thought you should too. bet you like to say rent free and other homosexual meme phrases dont you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Packing
      The saddest thing about this post is that there are actually people this stupid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ??? He clearly packed a lot of gear in his truck for his diving expedition you fricking moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't even see the gear in the truck anon. It's time to have a nice day.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/rGjxWSK.jpg

            This. There’s at least 3 surf boards he packed into that truck. That’s a lot of packing. This guy [...] is a literal dumbass

            holy shit you got owned you fricking gay dunce lmao suicide is your only option for this humiliation you endured

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. There’s at least 3 surf boards he packed into that truck. That’s a lot of packing. This guy

          >Packing
          The saddest thing about this post is that there are actually people this stupid.

          is a literal dumbass

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That his kid? he sure lucked the frick out with genetic lotto, could have been so much worse.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus she is gorgeous, look at this shape, these breasts woah. Lucky bastard

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seeing how old their kid is, she's been around much longer than he's been famous, so shes a real keeper too. Must be nice to have a legit beauty for a wife that stuck with you during your mma training days, because that shit is not easy.
              He really is Blessed

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            la creatura

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh i think you'd be surprised

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s gotta suck to have a dick that is shorter than your pubes

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ Look at the size of that schnozzle. Should be pickled for national geographic.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way that's his penis right?

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember back in the day when the trolling on IST was actually top notch. There was always "I was just pretending" but now that's all it is because these people genuinely are morons.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares what you remember you old fart. You should’ve left this website years ago yet here you are, an incel with no life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Savage fricking troll. Call the wambulance.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bought and paid for house, a wfh job, and plenty of head on reserve in my phone anon. Don't project now.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And so you can really seethe (only 30)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >NO U!
          Holy fricking shit, that kid made your ass burn with seethe. Get absolutely fricking cutbstomped, inceloid kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine needing to prove yourself to anonymous strangers on IST. I’ll add insecure to your list of being moronic and an incel

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2023
            >Not putting anons in their place
            Lol, lmao even

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              LARPing is putting people in their place Lmao Lol Roflmao Hahah

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                bump

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nothing ever happens
                >no one is successful
                Lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2023
          >owning a house (any house) is now a flex
          This is fricking depressing lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >state of the world so bad these are considered larps
          >the whole thread
          jokes on jokes

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like clive owen and casey neistat merged together

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DYEL
    You're delusional and moronic. He is very fit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dyel
      >do you even fit
      fricking moron

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Him entering the Matrix and dodging every punch Kattar threw, while hitting back, while talking to the commentators is one of the best moments in combat sport.
    He would ruin everyone here.

    Unless Volkanovski is lurking

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron took more punches than he dodged

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Over his career he's landed 3122 significant strikes and absorbed 2086. He's a relatively light puncher so that's probably not as good a differential as it should be.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be however many years ago now
      >heard about this moment since I stopped watching every event because there were too fricking many of them
      >he's doing very basic slips and leans out of the corner of his eye
      >this is the best the LW division has to offer
      It was quite the letdown

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >micropenis
    >gets beaten up by a 5'4 manlet thrice

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a fighter's level of fitness and athleticism is far more impressive than being able to hit 2/3/4/5 or whatever bullshit benchmark you gays use now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only for fatties. Otherwise, 2/3/4/5 is way more impressive.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only impressive thing about this guy is that he doesn't spar in training camp

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit that chick looks just like my sister

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would PLAP PLAP PLAP your sister, if you catch my drift

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quit samegayging this shitty thread lame ass homie my sister wouldn’t frick a small dick boy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You sister needs some HWD I can provide it to her if you catch my drift

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is your sister single

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MMA is not equivalent to a real life physical altercation, where everything's allowed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most sueres on IST never go outside, nevermind were ever involved in any actual fighting. They don't know.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he have STOMACH tattooed on his stomach

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he injected hgh into his face well into his 30s

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's 5'11", probably 180+ when he's not preparing for a fight

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it works irl bro
    when will fightcels get over this

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whudder u talmbout?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can destroy your country by just being himself.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He murders you by unanimous decision because Max isn't knocking out anyone

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>DYEL
    he's in great shape. 4chins ended up being another reddit. a bunch of millennials trying really hard to out meme each other.

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