>DYEL
>can murder IST with his bare hands
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>DYEL
>can murder IST with his bare hands
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that boy packing
you can tell because hes a white man with brown and white men with brown hair are the biggest baddest penis slingers in the west, no cap
>he's white
Lol
hawaii is white
hawaiians hate white people
The amount of hapas screeching about this shit when they wouldn't exist it if wasn't for colonialism is hilarious.
mfw african americans all are like 20% white but hate white people
that hair is borderline black
This is your brain on porn. That's a wetsuit. It's been rolled down. Touch grass
Schnozzle means nose you gooned out moron
>gooned
cool porn lingo there, spic
Bear in mind, shitskin, gooned is a strictly homosexual thing. So you're being called a homosexual. And with good reason too, considering that the first you decided to do when you entered this thread was comment on some chinky's dick size.
Any variation of the word "good" is strictly uses by spics, wetbacks, burritomunchers, etc
>Any variation of the word "good" is strictly uses by spics, wetbacks, burritomunchers, etc
That’s right Mexican, my life is better than yours in every way. Bought and paid for house, a wfh job, and plenty of head on reserve in my phone anon. Don't seethe now.
>That’s right Mexican, my life is better than yours in every way. Bought and paid for house, a wfh job, and plenty of head on reserve in my phone anon. Don't seethe now.
I remember back in the day when the trolling on IST was actually top notch. There was always "I was just pretending" but now that's all it is because these people genuinely are morons.
And you're skinnyfat
You can make it too Paco
I did NOT see that coming.
Would colonise that T Mussy.
oh naw that's Hella convincing
Does it make me gay if I frick a woman in ass because she has no bahina only penes with ballsac?
Aka 93% of IST posters
>Bear in mind
Frick yeah, always. Won't stop until I can lift one
It's called a retort, nigg.
pretty sure that last one was talking about his nose
you’re the perverted freak calling his phallus a wetsuit
Don't worry about it mr "brain on porns" in the closet. I had a friend in hs like that, suprise, suprise by college everyone knew her took dicks in the bum.
Shut your gay ass up homosexual you have no friends IST is your only solace in your lonely existence LMAO!
No dumbass he's right, guys got a literal weapon or object in the wetsuit not his dick.
Your the one who needs to cut out the porn, I've actually done diving and surfing so I'd fricking know.
Straight to thinking about dicks, just come out as gay farout you weirdo.
>touch grass
fricking homosexuals like you dont even know what their saying anymore. you just see other homosexuals posting it on reddit and thought you should too. bet you like to say rent free and other homosexual meme phrases dont you?
>Packing
The saddest thing about this post is that there are actually people this stupid.
??? He clearly packed a lot of gear in his truck for his diving expedition you fricking moron
You can't even see the gear in the truck anon. It's time to have a nice day.
holy shit you got owned you fricking gay dunce lmao suicide is your only option for this humiliation you endured
This. There’s at least 3 surf boards he packed into that truck. That’s a lot of packing. This guy
is a literal dumbass
That his kid? he sure lucked the frick out with genetic lotto, could have been so much worse.
Jesus she is gorgeous, look at this shape, these breasts woah. Lucky bastard
Seeing how old their kid is, she's been around much longer than he's been famous, so shes a real keeper too. Must be nice to have a legit beauty for a wife that stuck with you during your mma training days, because that shit is not easy.
He really is Blessed
la creatura
oh i think you'd be surprised
It’s gotta suck to have a dick that is shorter than your pubes
Jesus Christ Look at the size of that schnozzle. Should be pickled for national geographic.
There's no way that's his penis right?
I remember back in the day when the trolling on IST was actually top notch. There was always "I was just pretending" but now that's all it is because these people genuinely are morons.
No one cares what you remember you old fart. You should’ve left this website years ago yet here you are, an incel with no life
Savage fricking troll. Call the wambulance.
Bought and paid for house, a wfh job, and plenty of head on reserve in my phone anon. Don't project now.
And so you can really seethe (only 30)
>NO U!
Holy fricking shit, that kid made your ass burn with seethe. Get absolutely fricking cutbstomped, inceloid kek
Imagine needing to prove yourself to anonymous strangers on IST. I’ll add insecure to your list of being moronic and an incel
>2023
>Not putting anons in their place
Lol, lmao even
LARPing is putting people in their place Lmao Lol Roflmao Hahah
bump
>nothing ever happens
>no one is successful
Lmao
>2023
>owning a house (any house) is now a flex
This is fricking depressing lol
>state of the world so bad these are considered larps
>the whole thread
jokes on jokes
he looks like clive owen and casey neistat merged together
>DYEL
You're delusional and moronic. He is very fit.
>dyel
>do you even fit
fricking moron
Him entering the Matrix and dodging every punch Kattar threw, while hitting back, while talking to the commentators is one of the best moments in combat sport.
He would ruin everyone here.
Unless Volkanovski is lurking
moron took more punches than he dodged
Over his career he's landed 3122 significant strikes and absorbed 2086. He's a relatively light puncher so that's probably not as good a differential as it should be.
>be however many years ago now
>heard about this moment since I stopped watching every event because there were too fricking many of them
>he's doing very basic slips and leans out of the corner of his eye
>this is the best the LW division has to offer
It was quite the letdown
>micropenis
>gets beaten up by a 5'4 manlet thrice
a fighter's level of fitness and athleticism is far more impressive than being able to hit 2/3/4/5 or whatever bullshit benchmark you gays use now
Only for fatties. Otherwise, 2/3/4/5 is way more impressive.
the only impressive thing about this guy is that he doesn't spar in training camp
Holy shit that chick looks just like my sister
I would PLAP PLAP PLAP your sister, if you catch my drift
Quit samegayging this shitty thread lame ass homie my sister wouldn’t frick a small dick boy
You sister needs some HWD I can provide it to her if you catch my drift
is your sister single
MMA is not equivalent to a real life physical altercation, where everything's allowed.
Most sueres on IST never go outside, nevermind were ever involved in any actual fighting. They don't know.
Does he have STOMACH tattooed on his stomach
He looks like he injected hgh into his face well into his 30s
He's 5'11", probably 180+ when he's not preparing for a fight
>it works irl bro
when will fightcels get over this
Whudder u talmbout?
can destroy your country by just being himself.
He murders you by unanimous decision because Max isn't knocking out anyone
>>DYEL
he's in great shape. 4chins ended up being another reddit. a bunch of millennials trying really hard to out meme each other.