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  1. 1 month ago
    Circumcised dicks are ugly

    >Meat
    Yes
    >Vegetables
    No. Never. Vegetables are bad for you. They are literal poison and should avoided at all costs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1 leaf of lettuce on the side of skin on chicken thighs with cheese and oil

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no oil, but potatoes, carrots, yellow bell peppers and onion+garlic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice honey, now open up! Here comes the airplane full of yummy broccoli!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if vegetables were good for you they would taste good. the less toxic vegetables taste not as bad but still not good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pizza and ice cream must be VERY good for me then!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pizza and ice cream must be VERY good for me then!

          > intuitive diabetes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I always liked vegetables tho. Even brussel sprouts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The sulforaphanes in cruciferous veggies like broccoli randomly destroy your cells when you eat them. That’s how they protect themselves from being eaten by bugs.

        https://i.imgur.com/Jc4aBlZ.jpg

        >1 leaf of lettuce on the side of skin on chicken thighs with cheese and oil

        Did you know that you have to limit the amount of kale that goats eat? More than like a pound or so a day will kill them. But goats can eat as much poison ivy as they want. They love the taste of poison ivy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder you’re a spastic moron; you didn’t eat any vegetables lmao

          • 1 month ago
            Circumcised dicks are ugly

            If you're trying to argue for hormesis, then all that needs to be said is "the dose makes the poison".

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I’m trying to argue that you’re a moron and a homosexual and I’m doing a pretty good job

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >That’s how they protect themselves from being eaten by bugs.
          homie are you a bug?

          • 1 month ago
            Circumcised dicks are ugly

            The same logic still applies to humans, dipshit, along with any other animal. Stop being stupid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      physeek
      post it

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hehe Balsamic Vin

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chicken parm?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >12 eggs a day
    >2 cups of coffee
    >1 bowl of whole milk yoghurt with a generous amount of honey mixed in
    Call me satisfied. All I would add is maybe a couple cigarettes every so often.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cool man you’re a vegetarian smoker. Ask me how I know you’re frail as frick

  5. 1 month ago
    Circumcised dicks are ugly

    [...]

    https://i.imgur.com/yGyKTvN.png

    That's nice honey, now open up! Here comes the airplane full of yummy broccoli!

    Funny that you mention children. Did you know that the reason why kids hate vegetables is because they instinctually know they're bad them? Babies, with nothing more than their instincts, know that vegetables are poison. Try thinking before you speak next time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > “Ew, this thing is bitter! I don’t wanna eat it!”
      Better make sure I load ‘em up with it! The ~~*food industry*~~ and big vegetable must hang.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good shitpost.

      • 1 month ago
        Circumcised dicks are ugly

        Dumbass, it's a fricking fact. You can't seriously be this stupid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Rule 1 of posting bait: Never acknowledge the people claiming your post is bait. Come on man, this is amateur level stuff.

          • 1 month ago
            Circumcised dicks are ugly

            It's not bait, you moronic homosexual. You're trying too hard.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              bump

              • 1 month ago
                Circumcised dicks are ugly

                bump

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would nature make any animal disgusted by the food that is supposedly “good” for it, you dumb frick? Are you saying we’re the only species that needs a government issued food pyramid chart to tell us what foods to eat? Holy shit you are a fricking hopeless NPC

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/AGwBS1E.jpg

          Look at OP pretending to like this fricking vegetable slop, cucking out and miserably forcing down his peasant turnips with a fake smile. Vegetables are the worst mass enslavement psyop in human history. It literally trains people to go against their instincts and eat disgusting shit food that they hate. Pretending to like vegetables doesn’t make you a “mature adult” you brainwashed homo

          It isn't contrarian and it isn't shitposting. People simply need to be informed about the dangers of vegetables and accept that plants are bad for us.
          [...]
          Agreed. It sounds so fricking dumb and childish.

          Yum yum YUM! I cannot get enough vegetables. I crave them. They’re so YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY for my TUMNY TUMMY TUMMY!

          Who’s a big boy?? You are! Mmm yummy.. look how yummy! Have a little bite, you’ll see!

          • 1 month ago
            Circumcised dicks are ugly

            God, what a shit insult. Come up with something better, frickhead.

            True
            Kids instinctively know chicken nuggets fried in onions oil is good for them. That's why they like it so much

            Bad argument. It's because it doesn't taste like shit and they recognize it as meat. Stop being stupid.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              French fries are good for you. Kids like them, it’s natural instinct. So following the toddler diet, we have:
              >chicken nuggets (fried)
              >french fries
              >candy
              >cake
              >ice cream
              >fruit juice

              Am I missing anything? I can’t wait to see how good I look and feel on the natural human diet

              • 1 month ago
                Circumcised dicks are ugly

                Again, you're failing to grasp the argument at hand and you're not making any good points. Stop acting like what you're saying is a massive "gotcha" when in it isn't.

                Picky eaters are the worst. It’s actual autism. Kids don’t hate vegetables and I’m not sure where you’ve gathered your intel on this subject comes from because you’ve clearly never had sex so you obviously don’t have kids of your own

                >Kids don’t hate vegetables
                The literally DO hate them, as they're biologically wired to recognize that vegetables are literally toxic to eat. Stop being dumb. You are not correct in any way, shape, or form. Stop thinking that you are.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >im right because I said so
                I think you’re actually malding right now and not just baiting for (you)’s.

                Eat some broccoli to help alleviate your autism bro

              • 1 month ago
                Circumcised dicks are ugly

                >im right because I said so
                Yes. 🙂

                >I think you’re actually malding right now
                Projection at it's finest.

                >Eat some broccoli to help alleviate your autism bro
                It's funny, because vegetables actually make you dumb and cause things like brain fog, inability to concentrate, decreases your ability to retain and understand information, etc., and they does this through their toxic defense chemicals that get released into your body when you eat them. Read a fricking book on botany, homosexual. You should stop eating vegetables, the toxins are clearly poisoning your brain and making it so you can't thinking clearly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >children intuitively dislike vegetables because they’re bad for you
                >children intuitively dislike foods that are bad for you
                >following the logic, foods children intuitively like must be good for you
                >kids intuitively like junk food
                >junk food is good for you
                The logic is airtight, senpai. You either accept the conclusion or discard your original premise

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But you’re making absolutely no attempt to refute anything; your main thrust seems to be, ‘yeah but you’re wrong’. Why the frick do you care so much anyway? You seem autistic

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It actually is. Sugar being bad for your health is a big corp lie to sell you overpriced crap.
                Your brain literally runs on sugar. It makes your brain works faster and therefore makes you smarter.

                Food like french fries help your articulations because of oil

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Sugar being bad for your health is a big corp lie to sell you overpriced crap.
                For example, it's no surprise that coca-cola zero is chilled so much. It's more expensive than the (healthy)normal Coca

              • 1 month ago
                Circumcised dicks are ugly

                Your brain primarily runs on ketones, frickwit, and will only resort to using glucose as a secondary energy source.

                I’m trying to argue that you’re a moron and a homosexual and I’m doing a pretty good job

                Oh, frick, you just completely fricking owned me with that one, bro! How will I ever recover? Anyway...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The point of the debate isn’t to change your mind, it’s to make you sound moronic and gay to people reading the exchange.

              • 1 month ago
                Circumcised dicks are ugly

                Well, you're doing a very bad job of it and you're simply making yourself sound like the drooling moron that you are.

                But you’re making absolutely no attempt to refute anything; your main thrust seems to be, ‘yeah but you’re wrong’. Why the frick do you care so much anyway? You seem autistic

                I'll fricking respond to you homosexuals however the frick I feel like responding. I don't have to come up with any "actual arguments". If I want simply call you a moronic frickhead and tell you you're wrong and I'm right, then that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Get over it, pussy. I don't have to play by your arbitrary rules. have a nice day, b***h.

                >Your brain primarily runs on ketones, frickwit, and will only resort to using glucose as a secondary energy source.
                Then why do my brain became so faster when I started my sugar-only diet?
                I feel like a supermachine

                >Then why do my brain became so faster when I started my sugar-only diet?
                It didn't. You're simply having a sugar and are confusing it for something else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Your brain primarily runs on ketones, frickwit, and will only resort to using glucose as a secondary energy source.
                Then why do my brain became so faster when I started my sugar-only diet?
                I feel like a supermachine

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I'm sure no one ate vegetables before the government made some pyramid chart

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True
      Kids instinctively know chicken nuggets fried in onions oil is good for them. That's why they like it so much

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And candy too. Candy is REALLY good for you, if it were up to the toddler he or she would eat nothing but. After all, toddlers and babies know what’s best for them 🙂

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sugar is needed by the body, that’s why we crave it, it’s just that candy provides sugar in abundance rather than in the scarcity of nature. Look how hard you’re coping to defend eating food that you don’t even like. You’re mentally ill. You should be glad to find out you can finally stop forcing yourself to eat this shit and just enjoy meat and carbs from now on.

      • 1 month ago
        Circumcised dicks are ugly

        And candy too. Candy is REALLY good for you, if it were up to the toddler he or she would eat nothing but. After all, toddlers and babies know what’s best for them 🙂

        Also, it's a shit argument because we're specifically talking about babies instinctually recognizing that VEGETABLES in particular are bad for them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Picky eaters are the worst. It’s actual autism. Kids don’t hate vegetables and I’m not sure where you’ve gathered your intel on this subject comes from because you’ve clearly never had sex so you obviously don’t have kids of your own

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Post your body or frick off tripgay. If you post a meme then we can all assume you are a fat ketotard

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat veggies on top of sweet slop to soften glucose spikes

    Also scrambled eggs with chopped canned tomatoes are great to have that extra sourness

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol i thought i was the only one that did this. its works, if i ate a pound of broccoli before a box of cinnamon taost crunch, i didnt get any fatness at all.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You are such a stupid mark. Forcing yourself to eat vegetables and pretend you “like” it because you were lied to and believe they’re “healthy”. The carnivore diet has disproved the health claims of plant based food for many years now. It’s literally just fiver, toxins and anti-nutrients. That shit you posted looks fricking disgusting you loser. A cheeseburger would be healthier for you and better for gains.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just fiber, toxins and anti nutrients*

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Look at OP pretending to like this fricking vegetable slop, cucking out and miserably forcing down his peasant turnips with a fake smile. Vegetables are the worst mass enslavement psyop in human history. It literally trains people to go against their instincts and eat disgusting shit food that they hate. Pretending to like vegetables doesn’t make you a “mature adult” you brainwashed homo

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This anti vegetable stuff is a whole new level of contrarian shitposting. Amazing.

    • 1 month ago
      Circumcised dicks are ugly

      It isn't contrarian and it isn't shitposting. People simply need to be informed about the dangers of vegetables and accept that plants are bad for us.

      stop saying veggies

      Agreed. It sounds so fricking dumb and childish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      found the smelly vegan tofu eating fudge packer.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stop saying veggies

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not being an eggitarian
    Ngmi

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no person on this board eats cleaner than me. I pity all of you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Share a typical meal/day/week as your time or patience allows? Always wanting to learn from my betters

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah...look *lights up a cig*...when you're dealing with food, and let's face it, we're talking about food here, you have to consider the whole picture. "Look beyond" I always say. Aight gotta bounce, stay honest.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          https://i.imgur.com/xjDb6yy.jpg

          Well, you're doing a very bad job of it and you're simply making yourself sound like the drooling moron that you are.

          [...]
          I'll fricking respond to you homosexuals however the frick I feel like responding. I don't have to come up with any "actual arguments". If I want simply call you a moronic frickhead and tell you you're wrong and I'm right, then that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Get over it, pussy. I don't have to play by your arbitrary rules. have a nice day, b***h.

          [...]
          >Then why do my brain became so faster when I started my sugar-only diet?
          It didn't. You're simply having a sugar and are confusing it for something else.

          Still waiting for your response here

          >children intuitively dislike vegetables because they’re bad for you
          >children intuitively dislike foods that are bad for you
          >following the logic, foods children intuitively like must be good for you
          >kids intuitively like junk food
          >junk food is good for you
          The logic is airtight, senpai. You either accept the conclusion or discard your original premise

          bro

          • 1 month ago
            Circumcised dicks are ugly

            Nope, your logic doesn't work and you're strawmanning me. My point was that children don't like vegetables specifically and only vegetables specifically, because they're able to tell that vegetables are bad. They're not able to tell that all that other shit is bad, mostly due in part to the fact that the taste masks the badness. Your argument was shit. Don't ever make another shit argument again.

            And again, I'll fricking respond to you homosexuals however the frick I feel like responding. I don't have to come up with any "actual arguments". If I want to simply call you a moronic frickhead and tell you you're wrong and I'm right, then that's exactly what I'm gonna do. Get over it, pussy. I don't have to play by your arbitrary rules. have a nice day, b***h.

            I'm the winner of this argument. I win, you lose. Deal with it. I accept your concession.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You sure do get butthurt in a lot of threads. It's kinda fricking gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i wouldnt be surprised if that guy is kam. same level of delusion and schizoid shouting

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                ur a reject who's obsessed with me
                i'm not your mother
                i'm not your father
                you are hated by women
                have a nice day n make it messy

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh.. so what you’re saying is that a child’s attraction to certain foods isn’t necessarily indicative of how healthy or unhealthy those foods are?

              If that’s true, then the inverse also has to be true. A child’s aversion to foods based on their taste is also not necessarily indicative of how good or bad those foods are for you.

              But bro keep the seething dissertations coming, please

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual sure is getting around a lot the past few days. Must be one of the <insert cult diet>schizos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      invented this diet myself,
      its called eggs&oatz and meat&veg

      • 1 month ago
        Circumcised dicks are ugly

        drop the oats and vegetables, just eat eggs and meat and butter

  14. 1 month ago
    Circumcised dicks are ugly

    Don't eat vegetables, double the meat.
    Vegetables are poison, a israeli trick. They don't contain any nutritional value and just serve to make you sick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      carrots my my skin nicer, yellow bell pepper have lots of vit c and i like potatoes as carb source
      post dick, i have a feeling its ugly

      drop the oats and vegetables, just eat eggs and meat and butter

      dont tell me what to do, tripgay

      • 1 month ago
        Circumcised dicks are ugly

        carb sources are poison sources, you dont need them. you can live to 100 without them
        they dont help your skin thats a israeli lie you fell for
        dont mock me for using a trip i had to because of zog golems like you harassing and impersonating me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >had to trip because I get harassed and impersonated

          Holy shit, way to out yourself even more as the NEET homosexual you clearly are. If you are screeching into the void on an anonymous image board frequently enough that people can begin to recognize and mock you from style alone, that is entirely a you problem. Go touch grass, for frick sake.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when trolls were at least interesting or funny, now they're just deliberately moronic. Very low brow.

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