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I been fricking again lately and jesus it drains you these hoes aren’t worth it, stay incel mode for max gains
>haha but not me i am da based alpha who ignores my basic human instincts
Now listen to your “basic human instinct” to sit on your ass and eat candy all day fapoid
(You) missed my point
No he didn't? If we just followed our instincts like animals we'd all be unemployed, morbidly obese serial rapists with no redeeming qualities. For generations it was understood that master masterbation was a bad behaviour, same as overeating, being lazy etc. Sacrificing your ability to be a good person for instant gratification.
>If we just followed our instincts like animals we'd all be [...] morbidly obese
Speak for yourself. If I ate on instinct, it would probably be every other day and I'd end up even skinnier than I am.
>instincts is to procreate
>cums into a sock
lmao embarrassing appeal to nature
>embarrassing
You don't touch your dick because of an online trend.
Masturbation is traditionally considered harmful. Several cultures ritualistically mutilate their sons penises to prevent it.
So you’re saying israelites are right and Christians are wrong? Got it
Jews are running the world mate. But Christians are somehow right? Yeah, I don't think so
Don't talk about things you don't have knowledge of, you risk embarrassing yourself
And you wouldn't know any of that if not for the NoFap subreddit.
William Kellogg - coolest historical figure? When I found out he invented cornflakes to treat jerking off I was like: "Wow, very cool, and definitely not embarrassing."
Interesting how these masturbation advocates seem to think they're fighting an enemy. Presumably an enemy they want to harm. What mechanism are they using to harm this enemy, I wonder?
If you’re laughing at the moronic kid in class you’re not doing so because you’re enemies
>left wing 'humor'
A manifestation of their murderous hatred.
The frick are you smoking homie
Broke my dick yesterday after edging for 6 hours. Going to limit it to only when I'm drunk now, which is once a week
true. it's why every "meme" they make is just a rant
I don't do it because I'm not a subhuman hedonist
And to brag about your streak.
I don't even count it
counting it and bragging about it would be a form of narcissism
and narcissism is a form of mental insanity
that would mean they are deriving just as much pleasure if not more
I am nothing more but a preacher for your benefit
What's your streak now? Highest streak? Damn. Imagine if you went four years without jerking off. If that happened they'd definitely have to make it an Olympic event.
>Online trend
>the biggest minds of the greeks, romans against masturbation 1000s of years ago
youre a fricking moron and a waste of oxygen
>NoFap was invented by the Romans
No
And you touch your dick because of pixels on a screen
I feel great when I dont touch my dick and I feel like utter shit when I do. You homosexuals make some philosophy out of it
all these redditors seething, cant believe how many people thing not cooming is gonna change their life. A mark of a true low T virgin
Can any cultists explain to me how my penis understands what im cumming in
i don't think jacking off to the most degenerate porn you can find has anything to do with basic human instinct. you are trying to appeal to nature but you fail to take into account every other variable in the equation. im not a historian but i dont think that people jacked off to this extent before porn. if their peepee was hard they would go rape or get a prostitute.
it's not even your basic human instinct, it's a quick fix for a dopamine hit that is really easily accessible thanks to internet.
>hurr ancient people never jerked off
Yeah you're right you arn't a historian bud
I like you you saved an image of some random ancient porn just to use in an anonymous internet argument. Not sad at all.
cope for being wrong while arguing about muh based nofap on 4chin
lol lmao even
ill out smug you b***h
>humans have tails
that's clearly a depiction of a coomer demon
That's a depiction of a satyr, a legendary creature renowned for its perversion. It's not meant to be a model to emulate.
Your instinct tells you to breed the hottest b***h not to fap alone in your bedroom
Ah yes, instinct. That's what separates man from animal and has allowed us to build civilization. By listening to our most base, primal, and immediate pleasure seeking instincts.
You're right anon, good job being so clever on this one.
This is one of the best most common-sense arguments against masturbation. You're wasting nutrients.
It's not worth cooming unless you want to have a kid. Religious people were right.
just have a sandwich and you're replenished. nothing magic in cum
You are actually correct, there is nothing magical about cum. Only weird cultist pagans believed that cum had some otherworldly powers.
The real argument is that masturbation is just self abuse and sinful in nature.
>everyone is deficient in nutrients
>thinking the standard american diet will replenish lost nutrition through ejaculation
Nah. Nutrition is rare and super valuable.
You're already so deficient you can't think properly.
checked
yup. its nofap time
holy mother of DIGITS
it's confirmed, fapping is for morons. save your nutrients
No sexo?
Oh my fricking God. I guess I'm not cooming for a while
No more fapping then I guess
I’m gonna nut in spite of your digits.
Coomers on suicide watch.
fapoids cant into discipline
NoFap it is then
no more yanky my wanky! the donger need food!
In honour of those digits, I will not touch my penis for two (2) weeks
dois mia
coomer btfo
Blessed thread
Whoa
straight up
digits confirm
why do they call it NUTrients huh?
How will israeli porn shills ever recover?
witnessed
I understand now.
Digits of truth
w i t n e s s e d
Those digits. Were nofap bros right this whole time? Dear God what have I done?
WITNESSED
Hands off ur wiener bros
No fap 23 it is then
Holy shit, witnessed.
Guess I am never touching my wiener again. Fricking digits wizard.
holy frick
checked and blessed, I will not fap for a month
Based. Witnessed. Checked.
I'm never touching my dick again
I guess I won't come anymore, thank you magic anon
I took my hand out of my pants out of respect
i will not jerk off for a week now
Because of this I will not fap for 5 months. Originally I was thinking how the hell is this gonna work but after watching shin Ultraman I felt the indomitable human spirit
Im with you bro, on nofap day 1.5, before starting i coomed like 10 times ina row, for 5 hours straight. Skipped my lifting day cause i slept late, and felt like shit the next day. Wagmi, except for those coomgays.
Well, most morons eat warm flour mixed with water and call it "food".
More like 5g of meat lmao. The cum cultists on IST, I swear...
Cooming feels 100x better than saving 1 miligram of protein.
cooming doesnt feel good, ur just cilling a void that the addiction itself created, the worst part of it is it makes other areas of life, like working out, less rewarding due to it numbing ur dopamine receptors
No I don’t
Sounds more like a (you) problem
You msy just be weird anon
cooming feels good
doesn't mean it is good
never give in to your eros
>bro just jack off it’s only 1% of your gains
>bro just eat seed oils it’s only 1% of your gains
>bro just Ingest microplastics it’s only 1% of your gains
Die israelite.
>Religious people were right
Always has been. May Jesus Christ bless you.
Your body doesn't use the nutrients anyway kek
Cope.
>a substance that provides nourishment essential for growth and the maintenance of life.
Is the literal definition of nutrients
Nah your body simply does not reuse the nutrients in your semen
If you expel them, your body needs to replenish them dumb coombrain fapoid
yeah I just fapped. so what? I don't do it every day. Only 1-2x a week.
Except it doesn’t make my weewee feel good anymore.
Just eat the coom
I keep fricking failing bros
>implying I don't just recycle it
Besides this claim is moronic. The most masculine and sucessful men in history had harems and coomed every day, even multiple times a day
You need to fap or else the cum will fill your balls and there won't be any more space for the pee
Joke on you I'm on diet to get 7 time the base protein and minerals daily dose to fap more than you could ever imagine without any single side effect.
I eat 150g of protein a day, how much is in one coom load? 0.1g?
I remember having sex with this girl and i had to stop and go lay down in the bathroom and pour cold water on myself. I was so overheated and exhausted from 15 minutes of sex. Being a powerlifter isnt easy. So now i just dont have sex and lift big weights
happy brain chemical feel good
When you rid your brain of nofap cope and guilt you will realise there is literally nothing wrong with cooming daily (or whenever so want). My energy and confidence is literally no different when I coom or abstain. It’s all just placebo and guilt associated with the bullshit you read online.
you're the one coping homie you're an addict
this
pretty sure theres even muh studies on this that ED only happens to people that consume porn and feel bad too lol. sure whacking it several times daily is probably not good but the autism on nofap is so cringe. plus the second a girl touches you, you will premature ejaculate
Might be the most sane person on fit
I literally missed my workout yesterday because i wacked it in the AM and lost all of my energy
I'm not gonna hang around to update so here if anyone wanted a screengrab
Nice, saved.
Stop including worthless homosexual posts that just say "based" this monkey speak homosexualry adds nothing. God I fricking hate whities
U mad rabbi? :- )
>there’s people on this board who actually believe that not jacking off will be some life changing experience
It’s a placebo and there’s no real evidence to back up any of the claims made about it. You guys are just as dumb as b***hes who rub crystals over their body and believe in astrology.
We eat our own cum so we don't waste any nutrients.
This is what I think about a lot, more nutrients means I'll get better gains from the gym, and if I waste them, what's the point of lifting, what's the point of anything? Haven't touched my dick since
It always surprises me how these threads somehow attrack fap shills that feel the need to defense masturbation and porn consoom. What is there business? Lmaoo
But my gf likes making me cum
After a while your balls start to hurt. I think that's nature's way of saying you need to clean the pipes. Just don't be a coomer constantly.
>what are nocturnal emissions
I've read people waiting months for that to finally happen. Why go through months of pain when you can rub your penis for 15 seconds and be done with it?
Balls only hurt if you edge or watch porn.
i need a quick fap for falling sleep anon
What's your point?
anyone who jerks off without recycling their semen is a fricking moron. you're just going to deposit your energy into a tissue? figure your shit out
I abuse stimulants of all kinds so my Peepee doesn't work regardless. I must say, semen retention is fricking bad for you, especially if you're high test. Avoid porn, but you should relieve yourself at least once a week - otherwise I get cramps from my full ballsack begging to be drained + I'm overly horny, which is distracting as frick, but sometimes useful as a motivator.
Cope. Just because you’re weak willed doesn’t mean you’re high T. You’re an admitted drug addict ffs lmao
I'm not coping about anything moron. You're the one that is doing semen retention to cure your porn addiction and desperately raise your test and nutrient supply.
I don’t have a porn addiction cause I actually have sex.
I eat my own cum to get those back.
I don't think touching peepee is bad but porn is absolutely horrible and should be banned.
>should be banned
Convince me why this should be true, bros. I hate porn, but I'm a constitutionalist. Why shouldn't pornography be free speech?
Who cares about free speech? I like right speech, frick the wrong evil stuff.
You're a gay moron. Please slice lengthwise.
Imagine living in the age where you can easily access all scientific knowledge and still believing that semen retention has any benefits
Imagine living in the age where you can easily access all scientific knowledge and choosing to ignore it because you want to touch yourself too badly
What science am I ignoring that says you get the nutrients back if you don't nut
All of it
In that case you can surely show something
Yeah, I can. And don’t call me surely.
I'd like to see one of these studies as well, preferably one conducted by three gay israeli doctors so I know it's for real. Till then I'll be jerking off to Mia Malkovas busted ass alone in my room and finishing in a crusty sock. Remember, until I see that study by the three gay israeli doctors there's no reasoning on earth that could convince there's anything physically, mentally, or spiritually wrong with this act.
why's there so many nofap threads today?
there are morons like you getting prostatitis from never jerking off. you need to get that nut off at least once a week morons. never jerking off and getting that shit out of your body is just as bad as jerking off multiple times a day.
Cope coomer.
yes but fapping helps me mentally: i have severe ED, nofap for me is literally the easiest thing in the world. but everything you heard about hormonal changes is true. i become overly aggressive, constantly edgy and anxious as fricking crazy. but after i jerk off even with a limp dick i feel like a thousand bucks.
So when do you graduate high school?
Fitness?