fit humor thread

fit humor thread

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that guy will post a '>tfw no gf thread' 30 minutes after that

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You still don't lift, do you?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really try to fuck people on discord?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I met my current gf of 2 years on Discord.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cool bro, does she know you're in your 30s and still a virgin? I'm sure you'll work towards actually meeting her in real life in a couple years or so.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I really hope you don't marry her.
        Imagine having to tell people that you met your wife on discord

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >people on a mongolian weaving carped forum have never heard of such a thing as "lying"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            are you gonna lie to your kids when they ask you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You guys will fail

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lucky guy (your gf)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah man, i groom children there as well, up top!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I did the same thing. I'm 27 and she's 19.
        Discord snatch.

        Literally moved states to be with her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know two year olds used Discord.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I also met her (male)
        She sucks a mean dick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice bro I also met your current gf of 2 years from discord at a club with her arms around chad

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We need to chop down the internet

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I wanted humor I would ask an AI about your 1 rep max.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >filename
      Holy cringe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They're putting left wing memes in the filenames now

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta eat big to get big, bitch

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          wouldn't it be "architecture department"?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I believe it would be architectural department

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You laugh but I got my ex and my family addicted to fisherman’s eggs. With some seasoning that shits addicting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What seasonings?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          msg

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          salt and pepper

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't appreciate eggs n deenz
      all credibility lost right there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >That's right honey now eat finish your oats from breakfast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Unironic architect here.
      Honestly bros, cooking is so fun and goes down so well. Just feed them what youd imagine non autist/golden era Chad's would have eaten. Or grandma to feed you as a growing boy.
      Just fed a girl a steak, eggs, garlic sauteed mushrooms, with a pudding of cookie dough icecream with crumbled chocolate, biscuit, raspberries honey and a touch of salt.

      Feed them stuffed omelettes, bruschetta,
      Smoked cod and rice with beurre blanc, curry with lentil Dahl, full english brekkies, Greek salads, tapas. Fucking anything. Women are like hoovers.

      Rn I like to snack on 1kg of homemade tzatziki and veg sticks, with a lil side of peppers and onions with paprika and salt mixed in. Yum yum.

      80kg, 14% bf btw

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Its 1 of lifes little pleasures. To have girls coom over your food, then come and sit on your lap and try to steal more.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dis bihh now knows
      dines be dines, and no dines be nothin
      noisayan? hard life, hard life dines life, flowing metal water ya sir
      KI KI KI KI AY AY

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It reminded of a pedophile i know
      What a save

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This dude thinks fucking fast. Comes up with retard statements, but quickly.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is how incels think women want men to talk to them
    Looks like an incel anyhow
    Only reason she's still talking is because she's a moron and hence undatable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      show us your conversations mr smooth, do any of them last longer than 5 lines?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck bros I love me a nice black girl, how can I contact her bros?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is a lame way to start the thread. OP, you have to step up your game and quit being a gay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      classic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YOu know what? I also can't believe his mom stooped so low.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how the fuck is fastfood so cheap in america?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >KFC_ES
          >5€
          >America
          why are non-Americans so fucking retarded?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's 5 euros

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Capitalism

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most of that isn't actually food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wow i had forgotten this gem. Kid probably married to his sister by now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i read this in entirety every time i see it. thank you sir.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dude was either a clever troll or unironically autistic, either way good lawls

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One thing that was never answered was what does he mean by his sister pretending to put her hair back? Does that mean she just gathered it all behind her shoulders or what?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the only funny part of this image is the mask indent in the zoomer haircut

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    New PBF dropped

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have the rest, sorry

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no problem its cringe anyway

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          KËK, dinosaurs are based though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I thought it was wet?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It was wet.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >buy a membership
            >it's bottomless

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think the saga needs to continue. It’s fine ending right there.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that the plot of FLCL

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >FLCL
          >Plot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I saw flcl as a 12yo late night on adult swim and it blew my mind. I was convinced I could know the meaning of life if I could just understand what was going on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        New PBF dropped

        This was more inspiring without the second panel
        No amount of skull crushers can really do that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The reaction force generated from stopping the asteroid would be equivalent to the force the asteroid would have inflicted in its collision in the first place.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO I bet this nerd doesn't even know if you're elevator cable snaps you can just jump at the last second and be ok

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Elevators have redundant safety systems just like nearly everything in the first world. If the cable snaps an emergency brake will activate

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's swinging the bat? Please try to be more smarter.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Force would transmit through his body structure to the earth and exert the same amount of force.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              not if he lets go of the bat faster than the energy can enter his body

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NEEEEEERRRRRD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have the rest, sorry

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    want humor ask u 1rm

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      okay
      u 1m?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No you're 1 rm

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf that cat is busssing no fr fr fr fr no cap fr no cap ass among your us

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no manlet to cuddle and play with
      awwww guess i'll have to make do with a dog

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s something funny, the fucking jannies delete the gigastacy thread but leave up CBT and chud bullshit. Guess that’s more evidence about how they swing.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no one replied yet but I thought this webm was funny anon ty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      unexpected

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice loop.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      First genuinely funny thing posted in one of these in a good while.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the girl and the conversation took place yesterday.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Humour is like a 1rmax wraps

    >be me
    >get up late at the gym
    >do the press over your head
    >watch the cute cardio bunny enter
    >try to look at her ass
    >she takes notes, grab the towel closer and go on the treadmill
    >shit, exercise, have a revelation
    >right front of in mill is perfect place to exercise your bollocks
    >go there, don't look at her just look at her with the mirror
    >she is look at me but is don't know i look
    > I start working ass like you do not believe
    >want to impress her
    >i go all the way
    >I was there for 1 hour close
    >I become it my buttocks are already in fire
    >it hurts, but remember to press to impress the bunny
    >look up
    >she gone
    >only me inside
    >the last one
    >trying for myself to get up
    >it hurts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >single and miserable
      >see a cute Asian foid
      >decide I will talk to her
      >generally keep watch of her to know she's still around
      >she's about to leave, walking to exit
      >okay better go catch her in the hallway outside or I'll never get a chance
      >she goes to the changeroom first
      Completely forgot normies go and shower and change to go live their normie lives after their workout. I would have had to camp the locker room exit and look like a total creep, so I had to give up.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GOAT

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This belongs in every humor thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brought me to me knees with tears streaming down my face, and my sides have yet to be found.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >fit humor thread

    you are definitely a funny joke op.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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