>fixes ED. >improves blood flow. >increases penor size

>fixes ED
>improves blood flow
>increases penor size

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes me a lazy piece of shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Topical full extract creams, makes my peen big, normally it wouldn't penetrate the skin deep enough but you gotta remember that the tip is actually glandular.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to jerk off while high and that felt godly.
        Weirdly, having sex while high never felt that good.
        I wondere why.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          cause youre a closet fucking homo

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >source: I made it up

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    47 days weed free and never felt better. The brainfog and laziness from always being on dudeweed is so shitty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first sexual relationship we were both addicted to getting massively stoned and then fucking, it was great but id never do it again.

      This. 28 days here.

      >Guys I have a horrible confession
      >I'm addicted...
      >To LE WEED
      You have to be 18 to post here. It's a fucking plant damn calm down

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks you can't get addicted to weed
        lmao. yes you do have to be 18 and over to post here.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No really, are you all 16? We're talking about the green thing that looks like a funky maple leaf right?
          >Smoke fat blunty on a relaxing Saturday morning
          >Light house/yard work in morning
          >Sober by noon
          >Go about normal adult Saturday afternoon errands

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek, this is unironically what I thought about weed when I just started smoking it at 19

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              And what? Marijuana just got it's claws in you now and won't let go? Lmao

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not addicted bro, I can stop whenever I want, it's just a PLANT *hits bowl*

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're either in denial or retarded

                Are we living in the same reality bro? Like I have no problem admitting I'm addicted to caffeine, go without that stuff for a couple days I get a nasty headache. Impromptu stop smoking the reefer? Oh look it's fucking nothing.
                >No you do a thing semi regularly you are addicted REEEEEEEE
                Inb4 reddit "actually streamer, addiction is a quantifiable mechanism not just related to chemical balance" shut up nerd. I start doing things when I please and stop when I please.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you aren't smoking enough or smoking weak shit. Weed withdrawals are a thing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Weed withdrawals
                Ok now you're just making stuff up. If you got high literally all day long, then yeah you wake up a bit foggy. If you aren't a high schooler that clears up by lunch time. Essentially a hangover. Maybe my chemistry is just different, for example none of the condones have ever affected me (not a small/mild effect, like they literally do nothing).

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm just built different
                Okay retard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you got high literally all day long, then yeah you wake up a bit foggy
                Try vaping carts all day every day for months then stop and get back to me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you got high literally all day long, then yeah you wake up a bit foggy
                We're not talking about all day, more like years at a time

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, you dont get it. marijuana is a horrible addiction just like jerking off and playing video games.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, don't threaten me with a good time buddy (no homo)

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're either in denial or retarded

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im 33 and on and off since 15. I wouldnt say its not addictive, just fill a different hole than alcohol n coke. Different demographics

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          28, on/off since 18. More so lately since I live in a state where its ""medical"". I think I'm just being pedantic since "addiction" to me means a literal, physical requirement (your typical hard drug users or longterm alcoholics). This soft shit (weed, coffee, netflix, consoooooming online) is all just our personalized cope and I don't think that's in the same category.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >soft shit
            That's the thing, they are equally as dangerous as the "hard shit" BECAUSE they seem so benign. "I can quit anytime I want" gives you the false sense that you're fine so you keep abusing them more and more

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, anybody can form behavioral dependencies on anything. I just think it's dumb calling a 24/7 stoner or a hoarder addicts because the reasons for each are probably wildly different. You used to be able to talk about individual types of issues independently (which imo leads to more effective "treatment"). Now everybody is just the same, an addict. Whether it's Funko pops or crack

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                28, on/off since 18. More so lately since I live in a state where its ""medical"". I think I'm just being pedantic since "addiction" to me means a literal, physical requirement (your typical hard drug users or longterm alcoholics). This soft shit (weed, coffee, netflix, consoooooming online) is all just our personalized cope and I don't think that's in the same category.

                there is addiction and there is dependency, not the same thing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No argument there. Most expensive mistake I ever made was first buying a motorcycle 10 years ago. Now I get all weird and despondent if I don't rip around town at least once every couple weeks.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Now everybody is just the same, an addict.
                Might be because the people that sell you stuff realized they should make their stuff as addictive as possible in whatever way possible. Just take a look at the tech industry, every app that fights for your attention is built specifically to be addictive.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's a fucking plant damn calm down
        moron argument, opinion discarded.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is opium

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT AN ADDICTION I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hope to join u soon

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its gay
    no thanks, keep it

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol and nic is the IST addiction

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >addiction
      >IST
      nothing wrong with smoking/drinking on occasion but any substance addiction is the sign of a weak mindset and is definitely not IST
      the only IST addiction is an addiction to exercise and self-improvement

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >addicted to exercise
        >feel bad when I have to miss the gym
        >like really fucking bad, ruins my whole day
        >I have to double up on the next session
        >lift for 3 hours
        >in pain
        >hate rest days
        >get aggravated and depressed and frustrated on rest days
        How long until exercise addiction is a psychological disorder and the solution is gear

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro why even take rest days? You can do sprinkle small little workouts throughout the day to calm your titties.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do have a weak mind. I'm addicted to kratom and nicotine, currently trying to get off nicotine. I haven't had a cigarette in about a month, but still use nicotine gum occasionally. I'm scared though, anon. I think I will actually end up hurting someone without some sort of drug in me. I have such a short temper. I just woke up from a bunch of dreams that involved losing it on people. I've hurt people I care about before and I'm terrified of doing it again

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon that's because you're a psychopath, not because you drink kratom and smoke ciggies.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe so. Nevertheless, drugs seem to help keep me mostly chill. Just not alcohol because I turn into even more of a psycho when I drink too much

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nu-/fit/'s maybe
      Old IST was autistic about not smoking and drinking alcohol even when out with friends on the weekend.
      I stopped smoking around 2012 because of IST.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fixed ed
    Doesn't it do the opposite? I'd rather just hop on daily cialis anyways tbh though so I don't have to deal with the side effects
    >increases penor size
    Okay

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you guys haven’t had sex while stoned you are missing out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've only smoked when fapping but noticed I can easily last as long as I want and my erections are thick and strong. Literally increased my penor size an inch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weed makes me so insatiably, frustratedly horny it’s ridiculous. I can’t smoke it anymore until I start getting laid again. At least it made me not want to Jack off anymore, on day 15 now of no weed and no fap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first sexual relationship we were both addicted to getting massively stoned and then fucking, it was great but id never do it again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My first “girlfriend” was a chick id get high as shit with then fuck for an hour, multiple times a day.
      Months went by and I sobered up then realized we had literally nothing else in common.
      Despite this I Still miss her sometimes tbh. Dont fuck with oxytocin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DUDE WEED LMAO: the post
      next you'll tell us we have to go bungee jumping or else we'll die with regret

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. The past few girls I’ve fucked have all mentioned how the “best sex we’ve had so far” occurred while I was stoned. I was able to get one girl to cum just from penetration when before she had to be finger blasting herself while I had a finger fucking her ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dopamine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking on weed is weird. Marihuana makes me overthink and one time i got soft while fucking because I got paranoid i am nothing more than an animal and started analyzing how the girl breathes just like an animal would breath. Weird shit. Haven't touched weed for 6 months.
      I only do bath salts once a week now and sex is literally the best thing ever while you're on it. Seriously i could never be so happy while sober even if all my dreams came true at once.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        topkek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im an incel that will die alone

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes you ZOOTED

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gives me asthma
    >gives me psychosis
    >gives me stomach ulcers
    >ruins my sleep
    whew lad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      >fucks up my lungs
      >social anxiety
      >thought loops
      >heavy, dreamless sleep
      >groggy almost the entire next day

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        anxiety
        loops

        >gives me asthma
        >gives me psychosis
        >gives me stomach ulcers
        >ruins my sleep
        whew lad

        me psychosis

        So much this.
        I thought I was the only one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      >fucks up my lungs
      >social anxiety
      >thought loops
      >heavy, dreamless sleep
      >groggy almost the entire next day

      Maybe don't smoke and experiment with smaller doses of edibles.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Does none of those thinks
    >Makes you gay, fat, and lazy
    Nice try, Juden

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just say NO to the greengarden gnome

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question for the weed thread:
    I'm doing a medical for the military on thursday
    Not exactly sure when the last time I smoked was, feels like a long time but if I look back its really been 2-4 weeks max. I have a kinda high metabolism and kinda low body fat and have worked out 6 days a week sense and before then, so will I pass?
    gonna get a walgreens test today to make sure so not a lot of reason to ask, just wondering if anyone has any experience with trying to pass
    pic for reference

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      2-4 weeks isn’t a very long time but you’re skinny so maybe you’ll be good, how much did you use before you quit? Also your recruiter should have tested you at the station before sending you to meps, what branch are you doing??

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        smoked a bowls worth everyday for maybe a month and irregularly before that
        they didnt test me at the recruiters office, this is for the air force. told them the last time I smoked was 4/20
        dont know why I lied, mightve kinda fucked myself by doing that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m in a similar boat as you, I haven’t smoked in about 45 days but before then I was a frequent smoker, at my recruiting station they test me before sending me to meps, and my drug tests just now started showing up as being somewhat negative after like 3 weeks of testing positive for dudeweed. However I should say I’m a pretty big dude 6’2, 220 and my metabolism isn’t that fast, it’s definitely a good idea to get a thc test at cvs and test yourself this week before you go to meps because you don’t wanna piss dirty at your physical.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        drink water until you're pissing clear right before the test. you should pass.

        I’m in a similar boat as you, I haven’t smoked in about 45 days but before then I was a frequent smoker, at my recruiting station they test me before sending me to meps, and my drug tests just now started showing up as being somewhat negative after like 3 weeks of testing positive for dudeweed. However I should say I’m a pretty big dude 6’2, 220 and my metabolism isn’t that fast, it’s definitely a good idea to get a thc test at cvs and test yourself this week before you go to meps because you don’t wanna piss dirty at your physical.

        not passing would be the smartest thing you ever did.

        Don't join, it's not worth it.

        This literally does not work you fucking stupid retard, you fail a piss test if your piss is too diluted. Fuck you

        Thanks for the input, gonna get the walgreens test soon and hoping to fucking god I pass
        What should I do if I dont? Say I was around people that were smoking and tested myself to be safe and ended up failing? Whats another excuse to reschedule my medical?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what branch? I know a marine recruiter will do everything he can to get you in, Literally will tell you to lie,.if you fail meps because of a drug test your recruiter is gonna be so pissed lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Air Force
            He's gonna be pissed either way bc hes gonna have to reschedule and this is very last minute but its better than failing I guess
            will he believe me if I say I was around people smoking and that caused me to fail? should I just say I got a test to make sure and somehow it hasn't gotten out of my system yet?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >will he believe I failed from second hand smoke
              you don’t have to lie to your recruiter, also he will know right away that is a lie lol
              Just tell your recruiter that you don’t you think you’ll pass and he will do everything he can to reschedule.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't listen to this retard

          This literally does not work you fucking stupid retard, you fail a piss test if your piss is too diluted. Fuck you

          . Dilutemax your piss with half a gallon or more of water the morning 4 hours before the test. Add 2 vitamin b tablets(you know the water mixing ones, i dont know the translation) to make your piss yellow again. Take creatine the night before. Congrats you just diluted your piss by a factor of 4-6. If they start asking(unlikely but don't know military specifics) just say you were tired as fuck and drank to cans of monster zero ultra™

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are literally giving drug advice passing test from the 80s

            dilution is auto fail

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dilution is auto fail
              I really don't understand how this is allowable. I knew a guy that would drink close to two gallons of water everyday. I drank at least a gallon a day for several months.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      drink water until you're pissing clear right before the test. you should pass.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This literally does not work you fucking stupid retard, you fail a piss test if your piss is too diluted. Fuck you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not passing would be the smartest thing you ever did.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't join, it's not worth it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm doing a medical for the military on thursday

      >making the people so poor in the richest country that they have to join the military

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude don't become a zogbot.
      Also yeah you're probably fine, I heard chugging cranberry juice helps but those are cases where the person in question smoked really recently (days) so you should be really good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I popped for weed when I joined. Lol. Still made it. Still Killin out here in the real world.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't listen to this retard [...] . Dilutemax your piss with half a gallon or more of water the morning 4 hours before the test. Add 2 vitamin b tablets(you know the water mixing ones, i dont know the translation) to make your piss yellow again. Take creatine the night before. Congrats you just diluted your piss by a factor of 4-6. If they start asking(unlikely but don't know military specifics) just say you were tired as fuck and drank to cans of monster zero ultra™

        you are literally giving drug advice passing test from the 80s

        dilution is auto fail

        gota cvs test and am negative so dont gotta worry about it no moh

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those at home tests are dog shit compared to lab tests, not sure if the military runs them for sure, but they are way more accurate. I popped hot for opiates of all things when I was getting my job that used some quick piss check jars and I've not taken any pharmaceutical of any form in 15 years. Lab tested it and came back clean thank Christ.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            think they just run piss tests, dont know how much more accurate theirs can be

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      take niacin and creatine to help flush it out

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad for Test. Nuff said soft gay.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lifted while high this past Saturday. Pretty good I felt my muscles better and I was able to get more reps in because every set I would get in a comfy rhythm and keep going until the soreness was too much

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i get high before fucking my ass because it helps keep it from straining against the cage

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Pussy wussies who will never experience blazing fat cones before lifting

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    weed gave me drug induced ED for like a month, combustion methods of smoking make me lazy. Haven't smoked in a while because really been focusing on getting back into routine after a month of gains goblin, but when I do I use a dry herb vape.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dry herb vape
      Any recs for this? Is it really worth it over a bong?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a Arizer Solo 2. Vapes are different, you wont like it at first and it takes 5 days without flame smoking to get used to. A bong gets you way more stoned
        BUT
        After the 5 day mark when you get used to the vape you get a better high that has less negative effects are way more positives ones.

        Its worth it IF you can make that 5 day mark. Honestly it's hard to.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How does the high become better after 5 days

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know it just improves each day. For example lets say a bong gets you 100% high well then if you start vaping, at first it will only get you 50% high. day 3 gets you 75% high and on day 4-5 its 100%. I dont know why it work like that but it does. Smoking through a bong after day 5 will taste like fuckin shit and you will cough hard but you will get stoned as fuck but it will reset the vape days.

            I dont know why it work like this. That day 5 is worth it and you will save a bit of weed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That guy is kinda retarded. Its fine from the start. I will say vaping is more gradual, while smoking is more of a spike, if that makes sense. Thats the difference i see

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a Fury Edge v2 (gay name ik) really nice vape, I don't smoke often but I saw a lot of negative effects disappear such as feeling groggy and lazy the following day, also multiple times where I could hit the vape in the morning and hit gym later that day with zero mental fatigue. The high is definitely way more mental and energetic, and I found myself following good habits even while stoned, which I would not normally do with a combustion device. Only drawback is the convenience, since the vapour doesn't smell like bud, so I found myself smoking at times I would never normally smoke, due to ease of access.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had 2.5mg of edibles and slept pretty well.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, it hurts Ed by being a vasoconstrictor, and will harm erections quality just like smoking tobacco. By that fact, it would also reduce penor size and growth, as time spent with the penis full of blood can impact size over a long period of time s2dpt

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stoners smell like shit. Go shill on IST or something you retarded chud.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weed and cardio is so fun. These straight edge 4chan-lite wannabe gays are just butthurt.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dissolves reality
    >let's you talk to jesus
    >makes the walls vibrate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      makes your pussy walls quiver?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes you an obnoxious retarded gay
    No thanks

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes you post lies on the internet

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gives you psychosis
    >makes your stupid
    >makes you lazy
    >gives you anxiety
    >gives you gyno
    >makes you stink like shit

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gave me varicose vein and hemmehroid from coughing
    >also gave most heavy smokers I know some severe anxiety/paranoia that warranted medication

    Heh nothing personnel kid.. despite typing this, I'm about to go spark up a bowl..

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i too source my ass

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It also lowers your IQ
    https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/cognitive-effects-of-long-term-cannabis-use-in-midlife-202206142760

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It also lowers your IQ
      Literally anything lowers your IQ. Aging alone lowers your IQ

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >aging lowers your IQ
        >so let me smoke something that lowers my IQ even more
        lol hey dumb dumb

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just reading this post even lowered my IQ.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Weed + alcohol
    Make sure you only choose 1. Every single person I know that does both are like children. They complain about everything

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smoke 2 joints a day
    >have 21cm cock
    Maybe youre right

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      does it even get hard? long dickk, longer than just about anything u see in pron, once in blue moon there's someone with longer junk, usually shit erection though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get really really really hard, to the point it hurts to bend it slightly
        But I also get soft really fast, like 10-15 secs after no estimulation, guess thats my handicap

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    L-arginine works better for blood flow and ED. Gives me a sick pump at the gym too.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zero of these are true

    most stoners I know are operating at about 50% brain capacity and energy levels, stoners probably fuck with very little enthusiasm

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ex was a weed head
    >always full of anxiety, lazy, fails at everything
    >starts dating some gay
    >they're always high
    >she started doing meth
    >got an ulcer from it
    >drinks every day she doesn't work
    If she dies, I'm killing her drug dealer.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >quit weed
    >discover i have sleep apnea and weed kept it in check

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I fucking despise stoners with My life. Fuck all the degenerate weed users, your only personality trait is also slowing your brain to a snail in fucking crutches

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