>fixes ED
>improves blood flow
>increases penor size
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>improves blood flow
>increases penor size
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>Makes me a lazy piece of shit
Topical full extract creams, makes my peen big, normally it wouldn't penetrate the skin deep enough but you gotta remember that the tip is actually glandular.
I used to jerk off while high and that felt godly.
Weirdly, having sex while high never felt that good.
I wondere why.
cause youre a closet fricking homo
>source: I made it up
47 days weed free and never felt better. The brainfog and laziness from always being on dudeweed is so shitty
>Guys I have a horrible confession
>I'm addicted...
>To LE WEED
You have to be 18 to post here. It's a fricking plant damn calm down
>he thinks you can't get addicted to weed
lmao. yes you do have to be 18 and over to post here.
No really, are you all 16? We're talking about the green thing that looks like a funky maple leaf right?
>Smoke fat blunty on a relaxing Saturday morning
>Light house/yard work in morning
>Sober by noon
>Go about normal adult Saturday afternoon errands
kek, this is unironically what I thought about weed when I just started smoking it at 19
And what? Marijuana just got it's claws in you now and won't let go? Lmao
>I'm not addicted bro, I can stop whenever I want, it's just a PLANT *hits bowl*
Are we living in the same reality bro? Like I have no problem admitting I'm addicted to caffeine, go without that stuff for a couple days I get a nasty headache. Impromptu stop smoking the reefer? Oh look it's fricking nothing.
>No you do a thing semi regularly you are addicted REEEEEEEE
Inb4 reddit "actually streamer, addiction is a quantifiable mechanism not just related to chemical balance" shut up nerd. I start doing things when I please and stop when I please.
Then you aren't smoking enough or smoking weak shit. Weed withdrawals are a thing
>Weed withdrawals
Ok now you're just making stuff up. If you got high literally all day long, then yeah you wake up a bit foggy. If you aren't a high schooler that clears up by lunch time. Essentially a hangover. Maybe my chemistry is just different, for example none of the condones have ever affected me (not a small/mild effect, like they literally do nothing).
>I'm just built different
Okay moron
>If you got high literally all day long, then yeah you wake up a bit foggy
Try vaping carts all day every day for months then stop and get back to me
>If you got high literally all day long, then yeah you wake up a bit foggy
We're not talking about all day, more like years at a time
no, you dont get it. marijuana is a horrible addiction just like jerking off and playing video games.
I mean, don't threaten me with a good time buddy (no homo)
You're either in denial or moronic
Im 33 and on and off since 15. I wouldnt say its not addictive, just fill a different hole than alcohol n coke. Different demographics
28, on/off since 18. More so lately since I live in a state where its ""medical"". I think I'm just being pedantic since "addiction" to me means a literal, physical requirement (your typical hard drug users or longterm alcoholics). This soft shit (weed, coffee, netflix, consoooooming online) is all just our personalized cope and I don't think that's in the same category.
>soft shit
That's the thing, they are equally as dangerous as the "hard shit" BECAUSE they seem so benign. "I can quit anytime I want" gives you the false sense that you're fine so you keep abusing them more and more
Sure, anybody can form behavioral dependencies on anything. I just think it's dumb calling a 24/7 stoner or a hoarder addicts because the reasons for each are probably wildly different. You used to be able to talk about individual types of issues independently (which imo leads to more effective "treatment"). Now everybody is just the same, an addict. Whether it's Funko pops or crack
there is addiction and there is dependency, not the same thing
No argument there. Most expensive mistake I ever made was first buying a motorcycle 10 years ago. Now I get all weird and despondent if I don't rip around town at least once every couple weeks.
>Now everybody is just the same, an addict.
Might be because the people that sell you stuff realized they should make their stuff as addictive as possible in whatever way possible. Just take a look at the tech industry, every app that fights for your attention is built specifically to be addictive.
>It's a fricking plant damn calm down
Black person argument, opinion discarded.
>what is opium
>NOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT AN ADDICTION I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM
hope to join u soon
>its gay
no thanks, keep it
Alcohol and nic is the IST addiction
>addiction
>IST
nothing wrong with smoking/drinking on occasion but any substance addiction is the sign of a weak mindset and is definitely not IST
the only IST addiction is an addiction to exercise and self-improvement
>be me
>addicted to exercise
>feel bad when I have to miss the gym
>like really fricking bad, ruins my whole day
>I have to double up on the next session
>lift for 3 hours
>in pain
>hate rest days
>get aggravated and depressed and frustrated on rest days
How long until exercise addiction is a psychological disorder and the solution is gear
Bro why even take rest days? You can do sprinkle small little workouts throughout the day to calm your breasts.
I do have a weak mind. I'm addicted to kratom and nicotine, currently trying to get off nicotine. I haven't had a cigarette in about a month, but still use nicotine gum occasionally. I'm scared though, anon. I think I will actually end up hurting someone without some sort of drug in me. I have such a short temper. I just woke up from a bunch of dreams that involved losing it on people. I've hurt people I care about before and I'm terrified of doing it again
anon that's because you're a psychopath, not because you drink kratom and smoke ciggies.
Maybe so. Nevertheless, drugs seem to help keep me mostly chill. Just not alcohol because I turn into even more of a psycho when I drink too much
nu-/fit/'s maybe
Old IST was autistic about not smoking and drinking alcohol even when out with friends on the weekend.
I stopped smoking around 2012 because of IST.
>fixed ed
Doesn't it do the opposite? I'd rather just hop on daily cialis anyways tbh though so I don't have to deal with the side effects
>increases penor size
Okay
if you guys haven’t had sex while stoned you are missing out
I've only smoked when fapping but noticed I can easily last as long as I want and my erections are thick and strong. Literally increased my penor size an inch.
Weed makes me so insatiably, frustratedly horny it’s ridiculous. I can’t smoke it anymore until I start getting laid again. At least it made me not want to Jack off anymore, on day 15 now of no weed and no fap.
My first sexual relationship we were both addicted to getting massively stoned and then fricking, it was great but id never do it again.
My first “girlfriend” was a chick id get high as shit with then frick for an hour, multiple times a day.
Months went by and I sobered up then realized we had literally nothing else in common.
Despite this I Still miss her sometimes tbh. Dont frick with oxytocin.
>DUDE WEED LMAO: the post
next you'll tell us we have to go bungee jumping or else we'll die with regret
I agree. The past few girls I’ve fricked have all mentioned how the “best sex we’ve had so far” occurred while I was stoned. I was able to get one girl to cum just from penetration when before she had to be finger blasting herself while I had a finger fricking her ass
Dopamine
Fricking on weed is weird. Marihuana makes me overthink and one time i got soft while fricking because I got paranoid i am nothing more than an animal and started analyzing how the girl breathes just like an animal would breath. Weird shit. Haven't touched weed for 6 months.
I only do bath salts once a week now and sex is literally the best thing ever while you're on it. Seriously i could never be so happy while sober even if all my dreams came true at once.
topkek
im an incel that will die alone
>makes you ZOOTED
>gives me asthma
>gives me psychosis
>gives me stomach ulcers
>ruins my sleep
whew lad
This
>fricks up my lungs
>social anxiety
>thought loops
>heavy, dreamless sleep
>groggy almost the entire next day
anxiety
loops
me psychosis
So much this.
I thought I was the only one.
Maybe don't smoke and experiment with smaller doses of edibles.
>Does none of those thinks
>Makes you gay, fat, and lazy
Nice try, Juden
Just say NO to the greenjew
Question for the weed thread:
I'm doing a medical for the military on thursday
Not exactly sure when the last time I smoked was, feels like a long time but if I look back its really been 2-4 weeks max. I have a kinda high metabolism and kinda low body fat and have worked out 6 days a week sense and before then, so will I pass?
gonna get a walgreens test today to make sure so not a lot of reason to ask, just wondering if anyone has any experience with trying to pass
pic for reference
2-4 weeks isn’t a very long time but you’re skinny so maybe you’ll be good, how much did you use before you quit? Also your recruiter should have tested you at the station before sending you to meps, what branch are you doing??
smoked a bowls worth everyday for maybe a month and irregularly before that
they didnt test me at the recruiters office, this is for the air force. told them the last time I smoked was 4/20
dont know why I lied, mightve kinda fricked myself by doing that
I’m in a similar boat as you, I haven’t smoked in about 45 days but before then I was a frequent smoker, at my recruiting station they test me before sending me to meps, and my drug tests just now started showing up as being somewhat negative after like 3 weeks of testing positive for dudeweed. However I should say I’m a pretty big dude 6’2, 220 and my metabolism isn’t that fast, it’s definitely a good idea to get a thc test at cvs and test yourself this week before you go to meps because you don’t wanna piss dirty at your physical.
Thanks for the input, gonna get the walgreens test soon and hoping to fricking god I pass
What should I do if I dont? Say I was around people that were smoking and tested myself to be safe and ended up failing? Whats another excuse to reschedule my medical?
what branch? I know a marine recruiter will do everything he can to get you in, Literally will tell you to lie,.if you fail meps because of a drug test your recruiter is gonna be so pissed lol
Air Force
He's gonna be pissed either way bc hes gonna have to reschedule and this is very last minute but its better than failing I guess
will he believe me if I say I was around people smoking and that caused me to fail? should I just say I got a test to make sure and somehow it hasn't gotten out of my system yet?
>will he believe I failed from second hand smoke
you don’t have to lie to your recruiter, also he will know right away that is a lie lol
Just tell your recruiter that you don’t you think you’ll pass and he will do everything he can to reschedule.
Don't listen to this moron
. Dilutemax your piss with half a gallon or more of water the morning 4 hours before the test. Add 2 vitamin b tablets(you know the water mixing ones, i dont know the translation) to make your piss yellow again. Take creatine the night before. Congrats you just diluted your piss by a factor of 4-6. If they start asking(unlikely but don't know military specifics) just say you were tired as frick and drank to cans of monster zero ultra™
you are literally giving drug advice passing test from the 80s
dilution is auto fail
>dilution is auto fail
I really don't understand how this is allowable. I knew a guy that would drink close to two gallons of water everyday. I drank at least a gallon a day for several months.
drink water until you're pissing clear right before the test. you should pass.
This literally does not work you fricking stupid moron, you fail a piss test if your piss is too diluted. Frick you
not passing would be the smartest thing you ever did.
Don't join, it's not worth it.
>I'm doing a medical for the military on thursday
>making the people so poor in the richest country that they have to join the military
Dude don't become a zogbot.
Also yeah you're probably fine, I heard chugging cranberry juice helps but those are cases where the person in question smoked really recently (days) so you should be really good.
I popped for weed when I joined. Lol. Still made it. Still Killin out here in the real world.
gota cvs test and am negative so dont gotta worry about it no moh
Those at home tests are dog shit compared to lab tests, not sure if the military runs them for sure, but they are way more accurate. I popped hot for opiates of all things when I was getting my job that used some quick piss check jars and I've not taken any pharmaceutical of any form in 15 years. Lab tested it and came back clean thank Christ.
think they just run piss tests, dont know how much more accurate theirs can be
take niacin and creatine to help flush it out
Bad for Test. Nuff said soft homosexual.
I lifted while high this past Saturday. Pretty good I felt my muscles better and I was able to get more reps in because every set I would get in a comfy rhythm and keep going until the soreness was too much
i get high before fricking my ass because it helps keep it from straining against the cage
ITT: Pussy wussies who will never experience blazing fat cones before lifting
weed gave me drug induced ED for like a month, combustion methods of smoking make me lazy. Haven't smoked in a while because really been focusing on getting back into routine after a month of gains goblin, but when I do I use a dry herb vape.
>dry herb vape
Any recs for this? Is it really worth it over a bong?
I have a Arizer Solo 2. Vapes are different, you wont like it at first and it takes 5 days without flame smoking to get used to. A bong gets you way more stoned
BUT
After the 5 day mark when you get used to the vape you get a better high that has less negative effects are way more positives ones.
Its worth it IF you can make that 5 day mark. Honestly it's hard to.
How does the high become better after 5 days
I don't know it just improves each day. For example lets say a bong gets you 100% high well then if you start vaping, at first it will only get you 50% high. day 3 gets you 75% high and on day 4-5 its 100%. I dont know why it work like that but it does. Smoking through a bong after day 5 will taste like frickin shit and you will cough hard but you will get stoned as frick but it will reset the vape days.
I dont know why it work like this. That day 5 is worth it and you will save a bit of weed.
That guy is kinda moronic. Its fine from the start. I will say vaping is more gradual, while smoking is more of a spike, if that makes sense. Thats the difference i see
I have a Fury Edge v2 (gay name ik) really nice vape, I don't smoke often but I saw a lot of negative effects disappear such as feeling groggy and lazy the following day, also multiple times where I could hit the vape in the morning and hit gym later that day with zero mental fatigue. The high is definitely way more mental and energetic, and I found myself following good habits even while stoned, which I would not normally do with a combustion device. Only drawback is the convenience, since the vapour doesn't smell like bud, so I found myself smoking at times I would never normally smoke, due to ease of access.
I had 2.5mg of edibles and slept pretty well.
Actually, it hurts Ed by being a vasoconstrictor, and will harm erections quality just like smoking tobacco. By that fact, it would also reduce penor size and growth, as time spent with the penis full of blood can impact size over a long period of time s2dpt
Stoners smell like shit. Go shill on IST or something you moronic Troon.
Weed and cardio is so fun. These straight edge /misc/-lite wannabe homosexuals are just butthurt.
>dissolves reality
>let's you talk to jesus
>makes the walls vibrate
makes your pussy walls quiver?
>makes you an obnoxious moronic homosexual
No thanks
>makes you post lies on the internet
>gives you psychosis
>makes your stupid
>makes you lazy
>gives you anxiety
>gives you gyno
>makes you stink like shit
>gave me varicose vein and hemmehroid from coughing
>also gave most heavy smokers I know some severe anxiety/paranoia that warranted medication
Heh nothing personnel kid.. despite typing this, I'm about to go spark up a bowl..
i too source my ass
It also lowers your IQ
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/cognitive-effects-of-long-term-cannabis-use-in-midlife-202206142760
>It also lowers your IQ
Literally anything lowers your IQ. Aging alone lowers your IQ
>aging lowers your IQ
>so let me smoke something that lowers my IQ even more
lol hey dumb dumb
Just reading this post even lowered my IQ.
>Weed + alcohol
Make sure you only choose 1. Every single person I know that does both are like children. They complain about everything
>smoke 2 joints a day
>have 21cm wiener
Maybe youre right
does it even get hard? long dickk, longer than just about anything u see in pron, once in blue moon there's someone with longer junk, usually shit erection though
I get really really really hard, to the point it hurts to bend it slightly
But I also get soft really fast, like 10-15 secs after no estimulation, guess thats my handicap
L-arginine works better for blood flow and ED. Gives me a sick pump at the gym too.
zero of these are true
most stoners I know are operating at about 50% brain capacity and energy levels, stoners probably frick with very little enthusiasm
>ex was a weed head
>always full of anxiety, lazy, fails at everything
>starts dating some homosexual
>they're always high
>she started doing meth
>got an ulcer from it
>drinks every day she doesn't work
If she dies, I'm killing her drug dealer.
>quit weed
>discover i have sleep apnea and weed kept it in check
God I fricking despise stoners with My life. Frick all the degenerate weed users, your only personality trait is also slowing your brain to a snail in fricking crutches