Fuck happened to protein bars?

They were all tasteless lumps of whey just a few years ago and now they taste like candy bars.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goyslopification.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You answered your own question. They became candy bars so fatties could pig out in a "guilt free" way.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep they used to be bricks of dust you had to choke down

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flip the packaging to see the ingredient list and you'll find out

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They suck.
    If you need a tasty sugar bar to get in your protein just kys

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's better tasting fake sugar now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, I bought one of these and it was sweet as fuck despite being supposedly 0g sugar, because they use sugar alcohol instead
      then I had the worst farts for the next few hours, when I read up on that sugar alcohol crap it turns out since your body doesn't process it it just rots in your intestines giving you horrible gas
      do not under any circumstance trust industrial food they're out to literally poison you

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got few of those bars for a hiking trip and ended up with stomach ache that fucked up my plans quite a bit.
        Fuck goyslop, I would be better off fasting the whole hike.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake sugar is almost as bad as real sugar - essentially it causes you to crave sweet things and not all things you get your sweet fix from with have low sugar
      that and some fake sugars have other side effects

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it’s still fine for you so who cares if it tastes better

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barbells are pretty good and it scares me.
    They do use onions protein but they don't have all the fucking fiber which has been GREAT for my anus.

    I did see a black man and a white woman in one of their ads tho so I stopped buying them 🙁

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didnt sell too well because most people who bought the ones that had good macros were fitness autists. nowadays most of them are just candy bars that normies buy because they think theyre not actually eating candy bars due them having 15 grams of protein in a 350-calorie serving

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any protein bars that are worth buying?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >protein bars
    Just eat real food lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, protein bars are a meme, if you need extra protein have a can of deenz

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        or dried fish, 100 grams of dried fish contains 82 grams of proteins.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly fish is the god king of all meats and no one can convince me otherwise. Best micros and macros around and fresh caught tastes like heaven with the simplest Hispanices

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If women catch you eating dried fish you ain’t getting no pussy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you do everything you do to impress women?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            they get annoyed at the smell, but let me tell you something about women. they love being annoyed. why else would they always be annoyed?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You may be on to something

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’m married and my wife complains of me eating deenz cause she thinks they are gross, but we still smash, you care too much what others think

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eat food that smells like pussy
            >"you'll get no pussy!!"
            yeah, youre not getting pussy ever are you bud

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he isn't already married

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >don't eat dry fish or you won't get to eat wet fish!
            Take the dick-pill anon

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >now they taste like candy bars
    Name two (2) brands that have good macros and don't taste like compressed sand.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Off The Farm.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got good recipes to make your own? I'm not paying like £3 for a fucking chocolate bar when I could just buy chicken or whey but having stuff like this that I could make for a commute or hike would be nice.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just put chicken in a food processor and grind it into a paste with any seasoning you want with it, shape it into bars then oven bake it until it is dry/solid

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've been pretty decent for awhile.
    Best ones were those Snickers Marathon protein bars that they had like 10+ years ago. Literally tasted like candy bars.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    these are so fucking good i eat these mfers all the time, just wish i could buy them in bulk so i dont have to spend 2.69 a bar ffs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They sell boxes of 10 at my grocery store. You can definitely buy them online too. I love them too. Good macros and pretty filling. They're also vegan (I'm not but good for people who are)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ill have to see if i can find them in those boxes then, i eat em at work a lot of the time just to keep anabolism up throughout the day

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss the tasteless lumps of whey tbh. Everything but builders protein tastes like pure sugar and it makes me want to vomit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant seem to find any that arent like you describe, sickly sweet or chalk bars. when im bulking i literally eat RX bars for dessert and they arent great at all i usually tend to gravitate towards taste moreso since i buy whey powder in bulk anyway

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