This, protein bars are just a way to sell you crap at a higher price, you basically eat a Snickers that cost x2/x3 just because there is "PROTEIN 15G" written on it.
this, I bought one of these and it was sweet as frick despite being supposedly 0g sugar, because they use sugar alcohol instead
then I had the worst farts for the next few hours, when I read up on that sugar alcohol crap it turns out since your body doesn't process it it just rots in your intestines giving you horrible gas
do not under any circumstance trust industrial food they're out to literally poison you
I got few of those bars for a hiking trip and ended up with stomach ache that fricked up my plans quite a bit.
Frick goyslop, I would be better off fasting the whole hike.
fake sugar is almost as bad as real sugar - essentially it causes you to crave sweet things and not all things you get your sweet fix from with have low sugar
that and some fake sugars have other side effects
>I did see a black man and a white woman in one of their ads tho so I stopped buying them 🙁
I also do this.
Used to do almost all my weekly errand shopping at Target (500$ a week maybe) and now I dont because of their insistance on pushing woke culture in advertising instead of just being a decent retailer.
No Target, I dont want to be greeted by two obese black women in ill fitting bikinis and a gay pride banner when I hit your homepage to find some camping chairs.
Used to do almost all my weekly errand shopping at Target (500$ a week maybe) and now I dont because of their insistance on pushing woke culture in advertising instead of just being a decent retailer.
No Target, I dont want to be greeted by two obese black women in ill fitting bikinis and a gay pride banner when I hit your homepage to find some camping chairs.
I wnded up going to a cabellas for the camping chairs, found an awesome bakery/butcher while on that side of town which is where my meat and bread comes from now exclusively, regular grocer for basic groceries, etc.
Good on you, you turned a negative into a positive, supporting local businesses and stuff. I guess it's worth losing the convenience of a single store to be able to stand up for your values especially if it means giving more money to small businesses.
they didnt sell too well because most people who bought the ones that had good macros were fitness autists. nowadays most of them are just candy bars that normies buy because they think theyre not actually eating candy bars due them having 15 grams of protein in a 350-calorie serving
Honestly fish is the god king of all meats and no one can convince me otherwise. Best micros and macros around and fresh caught tastes like heaven with the simplest spices
Anyone got good recipes to make your own? I'm not paying like £3 for a fricking chocolate bar when I could just buy chicken or whey but having stuff like this that I could make for a commute or hike would be nice.
just put chicken in a food processor and grind it into a paste with any seasoning you want with it, shape it into bars then oven bake it until it is dry/solid
They've been pretty decent for awhile.
Best ones were those Snickers Marathon protein bars that they had like 10+ years ago. Literally tasted like candy bars.
They sell boxes of 10 at my grocery store. You can definitely buy them online too. I love them too. Good macros and pretty filling. They're also vegan (I'm not but good for people who are)
i cant seem to find any that arent like you describe, sickly sweet or chalk bars. when im bulking i literally eat RX bars for dessert and they arent great at all i usually tend to gravitate towards taste moreso since i buy whey powder in bulk anyway
Goyslopification.
fpbp
This, protein bars are just a way to sell you crap at a higher price, you basically eat a Snickers that cost x2/x3 just because there is "PROTEIN 15G" written on it.
Based beyond belief.
You must always be vigilant, for the slop peddlers will take the most devious of forms
Actual copium
Black person
>no argument
>no refutation
Updooted as I am eating goyslop at this very moment
I can't find that ingredient.
FPBP
You answered your own question. They became candy bars so fatties could pig out in a "guilt free" way.
Yep they used to be bricks of dust you had to choke down
Flip the packaging to see the ingredient list and you'll find out
They suck.
If you need a tasty sugar bar to get in your protein just kys
there's better tasting fake sugar now
this, I bought one of these and it was sweet as frick despite being supposedly 0g sugar, because they use sugar alcohol instead
then I had the worst farts for the next few hours, when I read up on that sugar alcohol crap it turns out since your body doesn't process it it just rots in your intestines giving you horrible gas
do not under any circumstance trust industrial food they're out to literally poison you
I got few of those bars for a hiking trip and ended up with stomach ache that fricked up my plans quite a bit.
Frick goyslop, I would be better off fasting the whole hike.
fake sugar is almost as bad as real sugar - essentially it causes you to crave sweet things and not all things you get your sweet fix from with have low sugar
that and some fake sugars have other side effects
I mean it’s still fine for you so who cares if it tastes better
Barbells are pretty good and it scares me.
They do use onions protein but they don't have all the fricking fiber which has been GREAT for my anus.
I did see a black man and a white woman in one of their ads tho so I stopped buying them 🙁
>I did see a black man and a white woman in one of their ads tho so I stopped buying them 🙁
Based
What are your thoughts on white man with a black woman?
The white man's burden
That's what I call my BWC.
smol
>I did see a black man and a white woman in one of their ads tho so I stopped buying them 🙁
I also do this.
Used to do almost all my weekly errand shopping at Target (500$ a week maybe) and now I dont because of their insistance on pushing woke culture in advertising instead of just being a decent retailer.
No Target, I dont want to be greeted by two obese black women in ill fitting bikinis and a gay pride banner when I hit your homepage to find some camping chairs.
Definitely butthurt americans.
Based and same
So what did you replace Target with, though?
Diversified everything.
I wnded up going to a cabellas for the camping chairs, found an awesome bakery/butcher while on that side of town which is where my meat and bread comes from now exclusively, regular grocer for basic groceries, etc.
Might spend more but it feels less dystopian
Good on you, you turned a negative into a positive, supporting local businesses and stuff. I guess it's worth losing the convenience of a single store to be able to stand up for your values especially if it means giving more money to small businesses.
they didnt sell too well because most people who bought the ones that had good macros were fitness autists. nowadays most of them are just candy bars that normies buy because they think theyre not actually eating candy bars due them having 15 grams of protein in a 350-calorie serving
Are there any protein bars that are worth buying?
no
>protein bars
Just eat real food lmao
This, protein bars are a meme, if you need extra protein have a can of deenz
or dried fish, 100 grams of dried fish contains 82 grams of proteins.
Honestly fish is the god king of all meats and no one can convince me otherwise. Best micros and macros around and fresh caught tastes like heaven with the simplest spices
If women catch you eating dried fish you ain’t getting no pussy
Do you do everything you do to impress women?
they get annoyed at the smell, but let me tell you something about women. they love being annoyed. why else would they always be annoyed?
You may be on to something
I’m married and my wife complains of me eating deenz cause she thinks they are gross, but we still smash, you care too much what others think
>eat food that smells like pussy
>"you'll get no pussy!!"
yeah, youre not getting pussy ever are you bud
>he isn't already married
>don't eat dry fish or you won't get to eat wet fish!
Take the dick-pill anon
>now they taste like candy bars
Name two (2) brands that have good macros and don't taste like compressed sand.
Off The Farm.
Anyone got good recipes to make your own? I'm not paying like £3 for a fricking chocolate bar when I could just buy chicken or whey but having stuff like this that I could make for a commute or hike would be nice.
just put chicken in a food processor and grind it into a paste with any seasoning you want with it, shape it into bars then oven bake it until it is dry/solid
They've been pretty decent for awhile.
Best ones were those Snickers Marathon protein bars that they had like 10+ years ago. Literally tasted like candy bars.
these are so fricking good i eat these mfers all the time, just wish i could buy them in bulk so i dont have to spend 2.69 a bar ffs
They sell boxes of 10 at my grocery store. You can definitely buy them online too. I love them too. Good macros and pretty filling. They're also vegan (I'm not but good for people who are)
ill have to see if i can find them in those boxes then, i eat em at work a lot of the time just to keep anabolism up throughout the day
I miss the tasteless lumps of whey tbh. Everything but builders protein tastes like pure sugar and it makes me want to vomit.
i cant seem to find any that arent like you describe, sickly sweet or chalk bars. when im bulking i literally eat RX bars for dessert and they arent great at all i usually tend to gravitate towards taste moreso since i buy whey powder in bulk anyway