Garloids meals diet

Hey guys,how often do you guys eat fresh garloid meat has full meals? I try to eat one to two sliced garloid ?meat sandwiches after i feed them plenty of tap water since they taste much better...

My diet consists of

Breakfast: scrambled eggs and bacon
Lunch: garloid sandwich and a cup of Orange juice
Snack: chicken and broccoli like all my favorite natural Hollywood lifters
Dinner:Cut garloid meat wirh rice
Post dinner snack:garloid milk and monkey testicles

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #loids

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>/x/
    Gtfo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why x?

      >eating your garloid
      fricking chinks I swear

      You dont eat fresh loid meat? Never gonna make it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>/x/
    Gtfo

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating your garloid
    fricking chinks I swear

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garloids remain perceptive long after death so it's experiencing every sensation of being cooked and ate and only the order of the bloody cup is into that "delicious suffering" shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop spreading false information moron

      >the order of the bloody cup is into that "delicious suffering" shit.

      The order of the bloody cup is a /misc/ conspirancy theory no such a thing

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why arent yoi just using garloid milk? i found it fully satisfies my 'loid itch when i make sauce from the milk and add it to, yes, even sandwiches.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes i just eat a normal sub with some loid milk has my drink

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >garloid milk and monkey testicles

    Never had a better meal than this, tbh. Practically addicting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah sometimes i sneak into the zoo and buy fresh live monkeys and just start chewing away when their still alive

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sneak into the zoo
        >buy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This

          https://i.imgur.com/kk1hdeS.jpg

          You dont know? Its garloids, an asiatic worm that releases highly nutritious milk so its popular amongst some lifters altough its very niche.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick! This was meant for you.

            What the cancer motherFRICK is a garloid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I sneak in to make secret deals with their trainers to get some quality raw live mokey balls

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eating garloids
    Don't do that, you'll get kuru

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kuru what?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like my old gramps used to say " a garloid a day keeps the doctor away"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh yes the good old ancient loid wisdom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ahh yes the good old ancient loid wisdom

      Well said. Back in my village there was a saying that you were not fully a man until you swallowed your first garloid raw.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is that shit? and what are you morons talking about. is this some US thing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You dont know? Its garloids, an asiatic worm that releases highly nutritious milk so its popular amongst some lifters altough its very niche.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me you are DYEL without telling me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yuropoors can't afford luxuries
      Heh, more news at 11.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao seethe,loid consumption was at an all time high in europe last year

        I disagree. It is true that whey and beef can be more complete with their respective aminoacid profile, but garloid still does better than vegan protein in regards of its bioavailability. Just have your garloid with some eggs, anon, and problem solved.

        Meme tier,the loids have all the aminoacids including garlid

        https://i.imgur.com/4Wo3PDR.jpg

        if you are getting breeding stock that price makes sense but for a standard hind and dorsal ejection flap cut you shouldn't be paying anymore than 12 dollars a lb
        .t loid eater

        I payed 8 bucks for 1 kg of loids

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all time high just means it's the best it has been not that they actually have a high consumption per capita, everyone knows eurotards are too busy hoping for ingerland to score sum fookin gols and drinking shitty beer to figure out the superior nutrition of a good gorloid, surprising considering they can eat shit like blood pudding

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They look sexy and taste good

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You sick frick

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The store near my house started selling them for $50 but I can't afford it with my current budget. Do you guys know places I can buy that have a discount? Does it get cheaper if I buy in an entire stack? I'm sick of inflation I swear.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We been through this,go ask your local chinese restaurant or asian restaurant (local ones,not chain restaurants) if they have any and theyl usually sell them at a cheap price because they only use the loids three pineal glands for their souces and throw the rest away

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you are getting breeding stock that price makes sense but for a standard hind and dorsal ejection flap cut you shouldn't be paying anymore than 12 dollars a lb
      .t loid eater

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    garloid meat is a terrible source of protein

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. It is true that whey and beef can be more complete with their respective aminoacid profile, but garloid still does better than vegan protein in regards of its bioavailability. Just have your garloid with some eggs, anon, and problem solved.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao seethe,loid consumption was at an all time high in europe last year
        [...]
        Meme tier,the loids have all the aminoacids including garlid
        [...]
        I payed 8 bucks for 1 kg of loids

        It's not about the amino acid profile, you're mostly paying for cartilage, ligament and mucous in the domestic farmed variety.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          True

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. It is true that whey and beef can be more complete with their respective aminoacid profile, but garloid still does better than vegan protein in regards of its bioavailability. Just have your garloid with some eggs, anon, and problem solved.

      The protein quality improves if it's fermented, but is more expensive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      False

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    garloids are not what they used to be, I would avoid them

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind people when they eat cheese or eggs, as long as cows and chickens are treated respectfully. Now you realize garloids are over sensitive to pain? Not to mention gentle and harmless. Yet you people hurt and kill them to eat for pleasure. You sicken me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whatever garloidhugger

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the cancer motherFRICK is a garloid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its a live worm, mostly south asian in nature but also found in east asia, they are for the most time safe to eat, and also release a milk substract that has a very good micro and macronutrient profile. It is banned on certain countries.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a garloid and we love it when we eat us.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      larp! we all know garloids have more pain receptors than most other mammals

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their skin is very sensitive,you gotta make sure their well lubed up. I always lube up mine and stroke it until the milk comes out

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I quit garloids because I couldn't be assed wasting time cooking them. Used to boil them while doing chores in the house but grilled tasted better. My oven is broken so nope. Fried just adds calories and I'm in a cut right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boiled garloids taste awful and fried the smell is horrid, grilled or baked is best with fresh loids

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