She said "are you sure you're doing it right how come you don't look like the Rock look how muscular he looks" she also doesn't understand dieting down, cutting, bulking up, caloric deficits etc or any of these things.
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Unironically hit her
Is that you OP? Other than the pirate skeleton hand I'm mirin'. Also this
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I'm not so sure. Even ignoring he has access to some of the best gear, doctors and health care money can buy a lot of the old school roiders that were taking obscene amounts from their late teens are still banging about strong as ever..
worked for millions of years. idk people decided to frown upon it now. shit works.
Speaking purely from a physique standpoint, she's lucky to have you. 99.9% of human history this is a great male physique and what does she say?
"He's an old man that uses anabolic steroids to achieve a naturally unattainable physique. He is literally putting stuff we use to make cattle bigger into his body. He has tiny shrunken balls and will die an early, painful death."
he’s one of the highest paid actors of all time, and makes hundreds of millions of dollars. I’d start frauding in a heartbeat if I could have half his wealth and so would you
so saying this to his gf would probably just sound like cope to any normal person
>I’d start frauding in a heartbeat if I could have half his wealth and so would you
Not him but I wouldn't.
Money isn't everything.
>typed pedro from his laptop in the favela
I have no idea what you're insinuating schizo
he's insinuating you're poor
the rock is worth an estimated 800 million dollars, with just half of that you’d not only be able to never have to work another day in your life, you’d be able to live an absolute life of pure luxury, doing whatever you want and going wherever you want. You’d also be able to give every member of your family millions of dollars so they’d life comfortably for life, if you have kids you could give them a life start most people would kill for, allowing them to go to the top schools in the world, setting them up for life. And doing all this you still wouldn’t come close to running out of money, you’d be able to leave behind a size able inheritance
And you’re telling me if you were given this amount of money for your natty card you wouldn’t do it because “money isn’t everything”, you’re a moron
I already don't work and live a life of pure luxury.
As for my family, they can fend for themselves, as we all do.
>if you have kids
>inheritance
Not even in the cards.
There is no reason to pollute my body for worldly gain
>the rock is worth an estimated 800 million dollars
No
He's probably worth more. Assuming he owns 25% of his tequila company, he's likely worth 1B+
Money isn't everything but you can buy almost everything with money
Time, optimal health conditions, stress less life etc
If u roid and get 10 million from it you can spend that money to live 10x as healthy as your average wagie that tries to live a healthy lifestyle
How would it sound like cope when it's just the facts? It doesn't sound like cope, it sounds like logic and sense.
He's supposed to not mention roids even when his girlfriend has directly brought it up because it'll "sound like cope"? 'the frick out of here man, I'm talking about roids within milliseconds if someone brings up how muscular Hollywood stars are you cuck.
The rock admitted he was frauding in like highschool though kek
Disregard opinion, keep going. Mirin' brah
explain to her that the rock is 6’5 and on an insane amount of steroids
Ackshually he's 6'2
Rock would probably compliment you . He is a littybro
Does she understand manipulating hormone profiles and their effects on a physique? Because that's about the only one that matters in this case.
It's wild to think that she could/ would be dissatisfied with what you've accomplished. I'm mirin' hard.
I'd rather have your physique than the Rock's, keep going brah.
She knows all of that already. She is saying those things to put you down; to put you in your place.
She is threatened by how you're improving, how you're growing. Instead of wanting to see how far you can push yourself, instead of wanting to be at your side supporting you, she instead has decided to berate you. To attempt to humiliate you by deliberately comparing you to unrealistic standards.
I put a shirtless photo on whatsapp and one of her friends called me "muscly" then after she began complimenting me again. The reality is she is doesn't understand anything about steroid usage or building a physique she just assumes someone goes to the gym for a while lifts weights and eat whatever you want and you turn into The Rock. She assumes it's just simple and easy, throw some weights around for a few years and you'll look like him. If you explain anything about roiding, dieting etc she just says "i know yeah" and changes the subject.
Dude why are you getting upset at a literal woman over this shit? They do not have the mental faculties to understand shit like this. If you really care that much, ask her why she doesn't look like some female model, listen to her cope, and then say "exactly my point" and then go on with your day. You know you are built, you should not need the validation of a woman to confirm that. Fricking hell.
turns out women are for sex housework and babies not intellectual discourse
who knew
frick her friend
This^
You basically need to do the opposite of whatever your girl tells you as far how you look goes. She doesn’t even know it, but she’s sabotaging you so other girls don’t find you attractive so you’ll stay with her which will also make her resent you. It’s a mindfrick, and the way out is to do what YOU know is best. She will follow or leave, and if she leaves, there’s a better one for you.
Of course she has no idea she’s doing this and there’s no point in getting upset about it.
wise words
Frick man, nice post. My wife just accused me of being "narcissistic" after changing my burger order to be a lettuce wrap instead of a bun. I told her the last 2 abs in my 6 pack were difficult. You'd think a wife would be proud to have a faithful husband with a 6 pack...
Email the rock challenging him to a fight, in the highly likely event that he does not respond, this indicates that he is too scared to even reply and you have won. Forward this email to your girlfriend
tell her you stopped lifting see what she says
Your girlfriend finds a samoan-Black person more attractive than you. She creams her underwear thinking of his brown melanin coated penis sliding in and out of her. She doesn't care that she's landed some good looking guy who takes care of himself, most women are pic_related. Yours is and you should probably just kick her stupid fricking ass to the curb and find some girl who is appreciative. Find some chubby girl with good facial features and run her ass ragged until she's in shape.
Bro how long have you been lifting for?
Genuinely impressed.
There's dyels on this board who think the The Schmuck is natty.
What do you expect from a thot?
You look fantastic. That's a good natty physique. Girls are clueless and fake nattys destroy people's perception on what's attainable naturally
>natty
Black person is clearly on a cycle
>that
>needing a cycle
Do you homosexuals even lift?
I mean I’d need juice for that at my height of 6‘8
Post body (you won't).
>female is a drooling moron
many such cases
>Why don't you look like the Rock?
Ask her why she deserves for you to look like the Rock.
Ask your gf why she doesn't look like Stacy Keibler despite years of dieting
how are all the responses here either advocating some angry serious putdown or autistically explaining about steroids and bulking/cutting, etc
just tell her that you're happy with your body as is, don't be such a serious sperg holy shit how are you guys so miserable and uptight all the time
Fricking this. This is what is going to piss off her girlfriend the most. Here's a list of responses that I'd work with
>Who is the "Rock"? Never heard of him
>He looks great, really happy for him. What does he do again?
>I'm actually really happy with my body currently. I'm obviously trying to get stronger and bigger, but if I don't, I just enjoy lifting.
All of you who are thinking of putting down or explaining to the girl are on women understanding level 1 or 2. Once you understand that women are neurotic at their very core, being mentally healthy happy is the thing that will make them the most pissed off. But guess what? Women care so much about appearing mentally healthy, that shitting on your happiness is a non-option.
Did you really expect that people on IST understand women?
He's been on steroids for over 20 years. He had to have gyno surgery back during his wrestling days due to it
Your gf is dumb as shit bro
She's feeling threatened by you and is attempting to put you down so she has some semblance of control, by in the very least proving to herself she can control your mood.
I recommend you insulting her back, like ''I also wish you had a bigger ass, but you gotta work with what you have''. But since I don't think you'll have the guts for this, just disregard her and next time react in a more rigid manner.
surely this is bait
you unironically look better than most roiders
if she actually said that i would beat her to hospital bed. maybe there's more to it and she is implying something but that is absolutely moronic and outrageous comment
dump her, what an absolute b***h. I don't look half as big as you and my girlfriend feels up my muscles and calls me sexy all the time. I'm assuming you've already explained to her that The Rock is on a frickton of steroids that only aren't leading him to an early death because he's rich enough to afford an entire team of nutritionists and doctors to manage his health. No idea why she'd still put you down.
If that is bod and not a larp shes a stupid Black person you look good
She wants to frick a racially ambiguous roider, I'm sorry.
its ok op, id have sex with you
Amazing that you can such a fantastic figure yet be so brittle in the mind to let your clueless dumb b***h GF have you running off for validation from the chanz. Tell her why she isn't X supermodel thin when she next eats a salad, laugh in her face then pin her down and frick her silly.
This won't happen of course as A) you're too pussy and B) you clearly have a weird relationship based on unironically negging each other instead of support and love mixed in with playful banter
>shorts over tights
>i-i-i have a girlfriend, i swear!
i don't think so timothy
tell her to go to the gym and find out for herself. stupid c**t
I’m calling bullshit
You’re acting like a woman fishing for compliments online homosexual
Take her to the gym with you, best case she'll undestand that you mog most people their and that she hasnt suddenly gotten jacked after 3 sessions, worst case nothing changes
Worse case, op gets mogged by a the rock-esque physique and gf leaves him for this roid beast.
I’d brutally face frick her mother for doing so, record it and send it to all of her friends
Leave her. When I started lifting my then-gf would make snarky remarks about me probably being the weakest guy at the gym and she would sometimes ask me to flex my muscles so she could say "not that much progress". Of course she was nice and sweet before I started lifting, she went fricking mad because all she wanted to do was to lay in bed and order pizza. Then she got angry because I said that I want her ready to go with me to do groceries when I come back from the gym. Told her to pack her things and never to speak to me again, fricked her sister a week later, stole her friends, started lifting with one of them. "Anon" means "cold motherfricker".
I'm curious, how do you go from breaking up with your girlfriend to fricking her sister? What kind of person betrays their siblings like that? Sounds like it happened in a trailer park and nobody involved was even mildly attractive.
Well, she was always attracted to me. My ex forgot her copy of "e-girlta" and since I live between her sister's work and their home, she came by to get the book. I always liked her so I asked her how outrageous would it be if I poured her a drink. She was hesitant, but she said that her friends blew her off that day and if we're not going to see each other anymore then we can just have a drink or two. She asked me what happened between me and her little sister, I started joking that my dick is just too small, she told me to stop joking, I said that my farts are too bad and her sister doesn't like scat fetishists, she laughed and told me that she wants the truth, I said I didn't want to badmouth her sibling and she said she is just curious, because my ex would go on all the time about the things we did together/for each other and she would really fricking flex with a boyfriend like that. I laughed and told her how the last two months sucked. I kept shit vague out of respect, but she was asking for details. I guess she just took pity on me after the fourth drink, because when I went to the kitchen for some fruits she went with me and when I rinsed them she just hugged me from behind. I kissed her and yeah. My ex probably thinks her sister went out with her friends that night.