>go to the gym at 1pm on a tuesday. >it's fucking busy

>go to the gym at 1pm on a tuesday
>it's fricking busy

This genuinely makes me so mad. What the frick are all these adults doing here? Shouldn't you be at your job or something? This time is for ancient retirees, NEETs, stay-at-home daughters, and 22 year old teenagers like myself. What the actual frick. How do we make the gym less popular

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    bully your fellow gym members until they quit. if you can't accomplish this you don't deserve an empty gym to yourself.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work 101 hours a week night shift lower your tone when talking to me

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many people wfh nowadays is the issue

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What is 2nd shift?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get up early and go you fricking fat c**t

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stupid gym near me opens at 6 am, I am on my way to work by 7 no fricking way I have time to gym and shower before my commute. Non 24 hour gyms are fricking bullshit

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tough. Maybe find a different gym?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually I just googled it and it opens at 5, if I wake up early enough I could do it, I'm full of shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My non-24 hour is always empty because it's a small local place. Considering how cheap it is I'm always surprised, but hey, if everyone wants to blow $50+ a month to go to corporate bullshit places that ain't my problem.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22 year old teenagers
    wat

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >She was a 45-year-old child, you sick frick.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick are all these adults doing here?

    Not going to college and not going to work.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22 year old teenagers like myself
    get a fricking job, what kind of loser are you, what right do you have to get mad at other adults being at the gym when you, AN ADULT, are at the gym

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    while you act like a pathetic pussy and cry yourself to sleep thinking of how crowded the gym will be
    I am looking forward to SHITTING the absolute FRICK out of the gym
    I will SHIT on ALL of the equipment and make women WATCH in SHOCK
    I am an alpha male sir and I mark my territory so that everyone knows not to mess with me and women know to drop their panties or they are getting 100% RAPED until correction
    sir we are not the same
    you are scared to shitting yourself on squats
    I thrive in heavy bowel movements during squats and deadlifts
    I IMPRESS everyone, my ancestors are watching and women get WET just thinking about my powerful ASS TO GRASS squat that I always perform before dropping a powerful LOG of crispy shit
    you can call me SHIT BOY because I'm dropping an absolute BOMB of a LOG on hiroSHITma and SHITasaki

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i feel the same thing when there is a frick ton of traffic near me at like 2pm in the middle of the week. Where the frick are all these people going? arent they suppose to be int heir wagie cagies?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s because you’re a fat right wing whitey from some shithole state in some shithole city gym. Quit being poor and move to the west coast and get a $300/equinox membership it won’t have this problem and quit being ugly and poor.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to my uni gym at 5 am and all the racks are taken because there's 3 racks at a campus with 10,000 students.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet they were asians or poojits.

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