>go to the gym at 1pm on a tuesday
>it's fricking busy
This genuinely makes me so mad. What the frick are all these adults doing here? Shouldn't you be at your job or something? This time is for ancient retirees, NEETs, stay-at-home daughters, and 22 year old teenagers like myself. What the actual frick. How do we make the gym less popular
it's over
bully your fellow gym members until they quit. if you can't accomplish this you don't deserve an empty gym to yourself.
I work 101 hours a week night shift lower your tone when talking to me
Too many people wfh nowadays is the issue
>What is 2nd shift?
Get up early and go you fricking fat c**t
Stupid gym near me opens at 6 am, I am on my way to work by 7 no fricking way I have time to gym and shower before my commute. Non 24 hour gyms are fricking bullshit
Tough. Maybe find a different gym?
Actually I just googled it and it opens at 5, if I wake up early enough I could do it, I'm full of shit.
My non-24 hour is always empty because it's a small local place. Considering how cheap it is I'm always surprised, but hey, if everyone wants to blow $50+ a month to go to corporate bullshit places that ain't my problem.
>22 year old teenagers
wat
>She was a 45-year-old child, you sick frick.
>What the frick are all these adults doing here?
Not going to college and not going to work.
>22 year old teenagers like myself
get a fricking job, what kind of loser are you, what right do you have to get mad at other adults being at the gym when you, AN ADULT, are at the gym
while you act like a pathetic pussy and cry yourself to sleep thinking of how crowded the gym will be
I am looking forward to SHITTING the absolute FRICK out of the gym
I will SHIT on ALL of the equipment and make women WATCH in SHOCK
I am an alpha male sir and I mark my territory so that everyone knows not to mess with me and women know to drop their panties or they are getting 100% RAPED until correction
sir we are not the same
you are scared to shitting yourself on squats
I thrive in heavy bowel movements during squats and deadlifts
I IMPRESS everyone, my ancestors are watching and women get WET just thinking about my powerful ASS TO GRASS squat that I always perform before dropping a powerful LOG of crispy shit
you can call me SHIT BOY because I'm dropping an absolute BOMB of a LOG on hiroSHITma and SHITasaki
i feel the same thing when there is a frick ton of traffic near me at like 2pm in the middle of the week. Where the frick are all these people going? arent they suppose to be int heir wagie cagies?
It’s because you’re a fat right wing whitey from some shithole state in some shithole city gym. Quit being poor and move to the west coast and get a $300/equinox membership it won’t have this problem and quit being ugly and poor.
I go to my uni gym at 5 am and all the racks are taken because there's 3 racks at a campus with 10,000 students.
I bet they were asians or poojits.