Gym IG putting my selfies up so everyone can mire

Snapped a couple selfies at gym over the past few weeks and tagged them with my gym's hashtag. Some based social media person decided to put them up on their official IG. Feeling real good about myself right now, bros.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shameful mirror selfie with pussy nipple
    >mirror selfie
    >based
    >half-arsed "candid shot"
    >smut
    >based
    >based
    >based
    >smut
    >impressive
    >mirror selfie with pussy nipple and "personal best" which no-one cares about
    >standard promotional gym pic
    >standard promotional gym pic
    >based
    >based
    Not bad, OP. Well done.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's a pussy nipple?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That shit on the back of the phone to protect your precious little fingers from getting tired by giving you a nipple to slot between your fingerswhen they're in the shape of a pussy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's to protect fingers? I thought it's to avoid dropping your phone while taking pictures.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    merketing dept:
    >let's convey inclusiveness by throwing together some Strong Wymyn(TM), some thots, some blacks and some chubby fuck
    social media fag:
    >I know just the guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not chubby by any medical standard, child.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow burn it

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Safety really isn't my speed.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You look like a chubby Doug Demuro

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funniest shit ill probably see all day

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did your pics get likes from hot thots

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No child, that is not you.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait isnt this that patrick whatever guy on twitter than gets into autistic flame wars

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he's also an expert at taking down tanks with improvised weapons.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I heard this guy say he didnt make pepperoni out of black children he kidnapped. Dunno, kind of a weird thing to deny.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he's a really bad liar, when asked about his involvement in a fire at a place he frequents he specifically went out of his way to that he did NOT start ducking through alleys to get away from the crime scene that he was NOT involved in. I'm not sure how he gets away with it.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >at jim last week
    >fat girl approaches
    >hi anon i'm the social media manager, can i take some pictures of you working out?
    >politely decline bc i don't like fat people, plus she probably didn't even work there and just wanted fap material

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pleasantly surprised to see so many patpilled ISTizens.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where the fuck have i seen these selfies before

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >google gym I'm thinking of switching to
    >go to google photos to get a feel for their equipment and the lay of the land
    >instead the whole feed is some roidchud's gym selfies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO mine is the same way. I don't understand how retarded you have to be to feel the need to upload gym selfies to google reviews.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I do this and I got a 1.7GPA. It would've been 1.2 too if my mother didn't work for the school and help me get extra credits. You might think that makes me retarded but I'm a published science fiction author and can lift 56.5 lbs (that's the average weight of an 8y.o) with one arm. In other words, child, I'm smart AND a badass.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I report and block your IST tweets?

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